#.......I also started a Roier / Cucurucho fic

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Me: Ok I know I haven't updated the Rubegetta fic in a while but surely it hasn't been THAT long.

Ao3:

Me: FRICK

[anonymous-dentist]

if it means anything those people are pretty obviously wrong, i mean i'm pretty sure breaking dawn is one of the most popular ao3 spiderbit fics so i think alot more people agree that you write very well!!!

It’s not even that lol, it’s that they’re calling me a hypocrite for getting pissy about Dad Phil headcanons while including my own in my fics

But the ones I do include don’t change anything? Like, absolutely nobody noticed that most of my headcanons were included in my fics until I told you guys over here

But they really got pissy about the ‘not showering’ jokes that are in a total of… three fics? And it isn’t canon in any of them? Like, in the vampire fic, it’s implied by Cellbit, if not clearly stated, that he’s only going with Roier’s showering joke to remain undercover and that he does bathe as regularly as he would for the time period when he isn’t actively trying to kill a prince. Or the merpepito au where it’s, again, historically accurate, but also explicitly stated by me word-of-god to be fake and just Roier trying to keep himself from staying in love with a guy he’d met once.

And then there’s Breaking Dawn where they aren’t even jokes at all, it’s plot-relevant and it’s meant to display his dissolving mental health as he’s obsessing over something essentially futile, and, as we’re going to see in upcoming chapters, as his mental health improves slowly thanks to his friends hanging out with him- not just Roier, but also Bad and Max and Baghera and even Pac and Mike- he’ll start taking care of himself again. It’s showing, not telling, how bad off he really is during what was one of the lowest points of his life in canon: the time Felps was kidnapped and Cellbit started his obsession with getting revenge against Cucurucho and destroying the Federation. In the fic, he even says that he tries to shower as often as he can when he’s living in his apartment or when he’s going to be around other people, but he doesn’t always have water there, and he’s currently living out of his office. While getting no human contact, because what he’s doing is bad for his health! He’s just an extremely unreliable narrator!

And, really, is it even a headcanon if the characters themselves have this conversation multiple times in canon? There’s the long running gag of Cellbit being like “Of course I haven’t showered yet, it isn’t Saturday” despite being the only character on the server with a bathroom and shower built into his house.

Maybe I’m feeding the trolls, but I’m PISSED. You can insult me, you can insult my family, but my writing is one of the few things in my life that matters to me. Don’t insult that.

[littleeggrock]

mutual spotted here comes the infodump

ok so we've got a basic premise for the main story yippee

more on famlioier: roier learns to trust people again after spending time with jaiden and bobby, letting him heal from spreen. jaiden fights to protect bobby w roier, and realizes how needed she is in their little team, and slowly she starts to gain confidence and warm up to roier. the language barrier makes things hard sometimes but they make it work. bobby's just happy to have people who care about him. post egg car they go through a buncha cars together before bobby kicks the bucket, including but not limited to: near endless rosefields with sparse trees and no hostile entities, buncha dungeony ones that bobby loved, etc. cucurucho thoroughly explained how the train and the numbers worked at the egg car so they know there's no obligation to keep moving forwards, aside from food and resources and whatnot. they eventually set up base in a somewhat unhostile car, and vibe for awhile before bobby pushes forward too far and ends up dead. the grief drives the two appart, and jaiden managed to find her way back to the rose car and goes a little crazy. roier keeps pushing forward to find the conductor and maybe revive bobby, eventually finding cellbit who's just some murder hobo the train picked up. foolish eventually finds jaiden and slowly brings her back to reality, introducing her to the rest of the og girl village + baghera, a little group they've formed. mouse is a denizen. tina's just really fucked up. turns out they've all been through the egg car at some point or another and Em, and leo are with them. baghera is also a denizen, later revealed to be directly created by the cucuruchos. bagi also makes it onto the train because the search for her brother fucks her up a lot mentally. most everyone amkes an appearance at some point. blah blah blah story stuff everyone heals and makes it off the train (the denizens too for reasons i haven't thought of yet) they are all in one piece but incredibly trauma bonded. they keep in touch. jaiden animates a show out of the experience pitching it as fiction and it takes off.

honestly if i can narrow some more stuff down and get basic plot lines and arcs down for the main characters i might write a fic. might. if i can find the time and motivation.

QSMP infinity train au is this anything

Roier is completely broken after Spreen's betrayal, train nabs him

Jaiden is struggling with self worth and all that junk, snatched

they traverse the train, eventually making it to the egg car where they are given Bobby by Cucurucho and told they need to survive 3 days in dangerous conditions in the car, and after that the door will unlock. they do that, and both start healing their problems together, but grow too emotionally attached to Bobby and take him with them once the days are up. Cucurucho is not happy. both Cucurucho and the eggs are train entities. after taking care of Bobby in the egg car both's numbers are almost down to zero, but while traversing another part of the car Bobby dies after going too far ahead with Roier and both immediately get worse and have to learn how to function without him again. Twocuruchos make appearances from time to time and it's revealed that they work under One-One for the train, tasked with keeping train goers sane.

someone talk to me about this i have so many ideas