#..... but since im already changing them with the headcanons ?? wouldn't it make sense to change their appearance aswell ???

[matd0]

I'm constantly conflicted between drawing characters as close to canon as possible vs. changing the design to fit my headcanons better,,,

[hijackalx]

GORTASH NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

hmm honestly feel like it depends on if hes feeling u or not. if he was just trying to catch a nut hes rude af. like before he leaves he'll throw a wet rag at u. and he used cold water to get it wet 🥲 BUTTTT if he really does like u i think he'll prolly run a bath for u both or something. i can see him washing ur hair/body for u 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

his chest duhhh lol thats why he walks around with his titties out. i think hes got a really good upper body in general. like shoulders/arms/chest. and i feel like hes an ass man. yes that means all booties ALL. he likes to spank, bite, and leave marks all over it. omggg the type to smack or pinch ur ass in public LMAO

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

yall already know im a firm believer that this man cums bucketfuls. he'll have u sitting there like "damn why is it still going" LMFAO almost exclusively wants to cum inside. to the point to where its hard to convince him not to. he wants to breed u sooo bad 😭😭

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

*NONCON MENTION* it gets him concerningly hard when u tell him no but let him do it anyway. like i dont think he would ever AGGRESSIVELY force u to do anything hence the "let him", but something about being able to change ur mind/overpower u does something to him *NONCON MENTION OVER*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

well. i think hes an expert when it comes to pleasing himself (which is typically thru penetration, so for my AFABs if yall can finish vaginally just know he do be laying pipe 🤤) but he didnt really grow up caring about his sexual partners much lol. i do think he wants to please you though, like badly. thats the only reason hes willing to let u offer some guidance when it comes to giving oral/fingering u.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press yall. like when he hooks ur legs over his shoulders and basically folds u like a lawn chair lol. also likes doggy though so he can pull ur hair and leave welts on ur ass lol.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

hes wayyyy too intense to be goofy at any moment while u guys are fuckin LMAO. like this man loves sex and gives his ALL. he puts his mf game face on and locks IN baby 😹😹

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

YESSSSSS !!!!! YES !!!!! this man is SO hairy EVERYWHERE !!!! the same texture as the hair on his head. im about to faint yall catch me

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

uhh. i can see him being kind of romantic on special occasions. but like i said hes pretty intense usually and to me that doesnt leave much room for romance lol. especially since he can be so mean too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

yeah. like all the time. hes a hornball so if ur not around as an alternative he WILL be jizzing into his hand. omfg if yall are like, ever distanced from each other he will want to send nasty ass letters back and forth to keep him satisfied until u get back LMAO god forbid they ever end up at the wrong place

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his office. will fuck on every surface and up against every wall. everyone else is afraid to touch anything in there 😭

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he likes when u seem weaker than him, either in the sense that he has a physical or mental advantage over u. dont let anyone else treat u like that tho or he'll think ur a pussy lol

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

^^ as i mentioned letting other ppl have the same power over u as he does is a turn off. so if ur like me u got to grow a backbone or get the boot 🥾🤾‍♀️ 😭😭  anyway. i dont think he'll be willing to do anything that makes him feel "lesser" or more submissive. i mean u could probably trick him into doing it if u make him think its his idea or something LMAO

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

i genuinely think he eventually gains an affinity for giving ??? he likes the sounds u make and the way u pull his hair. so yeah, gives lots of kisses and will mutter a lot of praises while down there too. dont get me wrong though u better be giving back too 😹😹

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

rough as fuckkkk bro. doesnt ever like to be gentle. sex just brings out a lot of aggression in him. u will be sore and bruised after. if u convince him to chill out he'll be a pouty baby about it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

anywhere and everywhere possible. i dont think its a goal of his to be seen by others while doing it but i also dont think he cares so that doesnt really stop him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he'll try to get u to do all kinds of fucked up shit. including shit that is probably lowkey dangerous 😹😹 hes pretty sadistic so get ready gurl

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

15-20 mins max shawty lmao sorry 😹😹 and since he wants to act like a wild ape ur prolly not getting a round 2 since he wore himself out. but if u didnt get off in time he'll use his hand to help u finish even if hes sleepy 😴

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

will tease u at random times throughout the day by saying some absolutely horrendous shit in ur ear while ur in public and then acting like nothing happened. but usually doesnt want to waste much time before the act, so he might tease just enough to get u ready. nothing more though

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

heavy grunter and breather. will only moan occasionally if its really hitting right 😹😹 if u do get him to moan i can see it being decently loud. its like a reward

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high libido man........ prepare ur hole 🪦

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sometimes he can stay awake long enough for aftercare but other times itll have to come after a power nap 😭 youll be like "bae how was it" and turn around to see him completely unconscious. snoring and everythang

[kidge-planet]

Kidge Headcanon 65

Once, Pidge invited Keith to sleep at her parent's house... They were already together and usually, if they wanted to sleep together, it would always be at Keith's place since he lives alone and Pidge was still currently looking for an appartement... But that night, the Holts were gone... So they did whatever we know they did... Or at least, they were about to start... Because they heard the door open downstairs...

It was Matt... He came back and knocked at her door... So of course, Pidge decided to not hide Keith and pretend they were just playing videogames.... She threw a pillow in between his legs, gave him a controller and turned on the TV. That in 5 seconds before the open the door...

"what?...". She raised an eyebrow.

"is Keith here? His motorcycle is in front of the house..." He tried to look in her room...

Hopefully, she didn't try to hide him... "Yes... We were about to play video games..."

Keith waved at Matt from the bed and Matt raised an eyebrow, suspicious. "Ok?..."

"what are you doing here anyway? Weren't you supposed to go to that 'cool party' or whatever?.." she changed the subject, trying to stop him from thinking about the situation...

"realized it's not that cool... So I'll stay home for tonight... And I'm definitely joining you to play! Of course, if that doesn't bother you..." He smirked... He knew something was up and wanted to annoy her... And her potential boyfriend too...

"absolutely not." She crossed her arms.

"really ? Because I'm pretty sure mom and dad won't be so happy to know you got a guy with a pillow in between his legs in your room..." His smirk grew wider...

"fine! What can I do to make you leave?!" She became red... She knew he was amused by all this...

"60$. I'll go eat out and then I'll go to the cinema... But I need money for that..." He nodded, still playful.

"you don't need 60 fucking dollar to eat a pizza and watch a movie!" She frowned.

"the rest of the money is to stop me from telling mom and dad, and forgetting what you two were about to do."

"FINE." she took money from her bag and threw it to his face before closing the door in a loud noise.

"that's only 59 dollars! How am I supposed to-"

"SHUT UP AND LEAVE!"

He sighed, placing the money in his pocket, "you two better protect yourselves..." He said as he walked away... Because even though all this was funny to him, she's his little sister...

He wouldn't have told Colleen and Sam, Katie is 20 and can do whatever she wants, after all...

Sorry if some of my sentences don't make sense, im literally half asleep 🥹 also, I know I still have 3 asks waiting, but for now, I can't really do it! BUT I WILL!! I started two of them, one is almost over... So anyways.... Stay tuned for more!!

[geekedoutbunny]

i fucking hate u herms (affectionate) but ur writing are so <333 (ily/p)

so since noria already wrote abt the main 3 being a yandere..what if we reverse it around and the reader BECOME the yandere for them themself? like we just try to keep your yandereness a secret but they somehow found out?

and ofc the Gerard, Askin, Hime, and Quilge

im a yandere whore leave me alone

Gerard\Askin\Orihime\Quilge Headcanon - Crazed Love

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Yandere reader huh? Interesting, interesting. I'll see what I can do for you!! Thank you, for sending in this request, I'll be sure to bring it justice, hopefully, it's to your liking.

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Gerard

He honestly would never notice, he'd just think that you're extremely protective, possessive and just insecure. He'll try and keep you happy by always staying close to you and always reassuring you that he was the strongest of the quincies and that you're the most beautiful soul he ever met.

He'll never think twice about the fact that you have pictures of him all over your room, he'll never think twice about the fact that you keep sharp knives in the house, he'll never think twice about any of it. He won't even know that it's an issue until someone like Jugram or Nodt brings it to his attention, that you're a little weird. He'll brush them off, saying that they were disrespecting you.

But he will admit, that you were a little strange.

Orihime

She wouldn't notice for quite a while, it'll never make her concern or worried, simply because nobody ever came over. Even at school, she'll never think twice about the fact that you practically threatens Ichigo and Uryu 24/7. She will just think that you were just extra protective of her.

She won't start thinking that it's strange and concerning, until you openly admit that you wanted Uryu dead. She'll lecture you on why you shouldn't want that, and why you shouldn't even think of it. But you'll argue with her, and she'll argue with you back. It'll go back and forth until you reveal your true emotions, and then she'll understand.

She'll want her distance from you for a while, thoughts of her brother when he turned into a hollow will cross her mind, but eventually she'll come to terms with the fact that you weren't that monster, and that you were just madly in love and just didn't understand how to be in a proper relationship. So she'll help you.

Step by step, you'll become more relaxed, it was a slow process, but she was willing to work with you.

Askin

He'll notice almost immediately, and he won't like it. He'll give you one warning and one warning only. "Nobody owns me, but myself, and if you ever try, I'll kill you." He always kept his promises. You'd get slightly possessive, but never to where he deems you as a threat, just enough to roll his eyes.

He won't mind you much, and he'll even find you comforting in a way, since you never changed, you were like a sense of normalcy in his life, but the moment you try and take complete control of his life, that's when he'll draw a line, and you won't get a warning, it'll just be immediate decapitation.

Quilge

He'll notice it immediately, and he'll laugh at you. He'll laugh the heartiest laugh, before he shows you what a real yandere looks like. He'll keep you locked in a basement and will only come down when he misses you or when you need food and water. Once he feels that you're an obedient pet he'll let you walk around the house, but if you have any guests over he'll lock you away immediately, he didn't want anyone looking at you.

He'll remind you everyday that you weren't your own person, you were his and his alone, and once he was tired of you, he'll slaughter you.

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[editrevue]

some wild cards for the ask game- elle and/or suzu since it was her birthday recently!! love you guys 🩷

OH MY GOSH MOLLY THIS IS LIKE WHAT 2 MONTHS LATE IM SORRYYYYY. [ask] THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN. GENUINELY ❤️🙏 I'll just do a general opinion for Elle because she is just a little guy but Suzu will be under the read more! we love you too!

ELLE NISHINO

General Opinion over said character: so much unending love in my heart!!! I did not know what to expect going into the game. she was so mysterious and had so very little to her name at the start but the more we learned the more I got attached and both of us have this funny little thing with kuromaya that they're her self inserted stage parents because of how much she loves maya. it's so cute. she's so cute!! her entire story with frontier tugged on my heart like crazy and was just so special to me. she's a fantastic character too i love the dreamscape and the trope of her stories coming to life, it's such a shame that's all they did with her, left her to the main story and there she stays. i hope in the future they at least give us another card or two with her in it, maybe like a memoir or something. i felt like what she set up for everyone was really important given everything, so it's a little sad to see that arc over already!! i'm rambling but all in all i think she's a wonderful addition to the stage girl roster and I thought what they did with her story was incredibly fun and new, albeit a bit strange at first going into everything especially with all the changes after the anime but I really think she deserving of more love from the dev team and people in general ! Elle is like the brooke page of revue starlight

SUZU MINASE

Sexuality Headcanon: this may very well be me projecting my bestie friends onto their kins teehee but Suzu is pansexual in my heart of hearts. they are a total lover

Gender Headcanon: transgender!! transmasc or transfem, it could literally go either way to me, it changes daily because both make sense. any pronouns or simply a he/her or a she/him!

A ship I have with said character: loving attachments to suzu / mahiru and "traffic light trio" (suzu/hisame/koharu) you honestly cannot make me choose ♡

A BROTP I have with said character: Suzu and Sakura!! Suzu and Mahiru!! Suzu and Hisame/Koharu!! Suzu and Karen/Hikari!! Suzu and Claudine, Suzu and Futaba, Suzu and the siegfeld juniors !!! the list goes on and on for sure she's so lovable and tries to befriend everyone, she has an infectious laugh and a charismatic personality. those by name stand out to me the most given their bond stories or interactions in the stage plays :3

A NOTP I have with said character: Suzu and Sakura is a personal one, and obviously pairings that are gross to ship (juniors or teachers). otherwise I don't think any of them would be inherently weird or "bad" to ship! haven't given it much thought!

A random headcanon: I think that while suzu loooves giving nicknames she's absolutely abysmal at terms of endearment and pet names. she's not necessarily bad at romance and compliments, she's very charismatic, kind, and even a bit touchy by nature, but she can be veeerrrryyy unserious and it definitely comes out when she's flustered, backed into a corner, or nervous (ie; flirting with someone she has feelings for or having embarrassed herself in front of them). she has a lot of humility though and bounces back very quickly, able to try again whether or not it was successful! and anyone she's pining after definitely has a soft spot for it, and wouldn't change it for the world.

General Opinion over said character: oh. my. gosh! i love all 3 of the seiran girls so so so much Blue Glitter literally changed me as a person fundamentally i think. Live #2 did as well obviously and of course, but Blue Glitter and Delight........ ough. all 3 of them get the short end of the stick in the game and that's okay. they get a whole manga adapt and multiple stage performances, so I can let it slide. though I'm glad suzu was able to get some well deserved attention in Rebellion! both on the stage *and* in the game! another fantastic story btw, read it when you have the chance if you haven't! but yes yes, suzu. she's so silly, earnest and innocent, she's such a people person and someone i truly think everyone needs in their life! i've been thinking about her (and hisame) more recently, more than usual, and idk! idk i get sentimental, don't tell anyone. but I love them both a lot, suzu is no exception, and I genuinely think the kind of character she is and her dynamics with the others is so good. she's such a good character!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything with mahiru is just!!!! augh!!!! um waiter, more seiran please .

[orionicchaos]

crying my eyes out over the lgbt protector childe fic . is there any way you could do kazuha and a nonbinary reader? no pressure of course!! thank you for writing things like that its so nice to see

Champs de Lys Jaunes | nb!reader x kaedehara kazuha

× non-binary reader, they/them pronouns used (you are referred as "you" most of the time tho)

× headcanons (coming out, gender dysphoria, when someone is being enbyphobic, with your family, random)

× character : kaedehara kazuha

× this is part of the "LGBTQ+ PROTECTORS" series.

🌺💮

TW : enbyphoby, gender dysphoria (not specific), the agab (assigned gender at birth) is not mentioned, kazuha may be a little ooc but he would just do anything for you tbh, no proofread

other warnings : modern!au, fluff, hurt/comfort, pre-established relationship (he is you bf), kazuha best boy

| resume : bunch of hc about kazuha being the supportive, loving and caring bf for his sweet partner aka you |

a.n. : heyy! Sorry for the late answer, i didn't know how to ask you the questions i wanted to ask about how you wanted me to write this (the same as ajax but nb, something different..) so i was nervous about it but i figured things out... i hope i didn't mess up bc i would never forgive myself haha </3, no bc im nb too but on the masc spectrum so it's easier to refer me as a man and my experience is not the same as every nb person and yeah. Btw that lot more short than ajax's one bc i didn't wanted to go into details fearing i could make mistakes I hope you'll enjoy it!

navi.

Coming out

-you two were already dating when you came out

-first things first, kazuha knows everything. and when i say everything, i mean everything, like he has a sixth sense about anything

-he feels it when you want to ask him on a date, when you try to surprise him with hand-made cookies, hand-made scarves or anything you bought at the store as a gift for him

-it's almost like he can read your mind, but the truth is that he can catch the smallest details, those you don't even notice, then he thinks about it for hours and come to a conclusion

-if he's known you long enough, he may have known before you

-but he won't talk to you about it, and wait until you realize it, and until you come out to him

-to be honest, he's quite nervous about it and hopes he won't mess up, even if he's used to coming out since he has fruity friends (i may or may not be thinking about trans man heizou and bi disaster venti hmm)

-the day you come out to him, he is already prepared for it, internally he's freaking out but he manages to keep his composure and stay calm to not scare you

-as you tell him everything about how you feel, he's rubbing his tumb on the back of you hand to reassure you

-when you're finished, he pulls you into a big hug, wispering sweet and reassuring things in your ear, from "alright baby, hm, i'm so glad you could tell about this", "you'll always be my sweet darling that i love more than anyone" and everything oeoggoa

-he prepared a whole speech, what he would say, what he wouldn't say, but shaky little words of praise are the only thing coming out of his mouth, and he hates himself for it, but forgive him, no matter how much he waited for this moment, he's struggling with emotion lol

-he just wants to be the best for you

-he's just so so sweet, you knew you could trust him and you came out without worrying too much (you were still super nervous)

-but he's better than everything you expected

-if you have preferred pronouns, he will obviously use them and make sure everyone you're out to use them too because you deserve basic respect

-if you change your name he'll quickly get used to it, and just like for your pronouns, he'll make sure no one ever dare to use your deadname, i'll talk about it in another part

-you both spend the day of your co wrapped in you sheets, cuddling, with him stroking your cheeks and you the back of his ears

-the week after your co, all you can hear from him is "i love you" "you're amazing" "my dear sweetheart" something "my lovely darling" that, and little chuckles when you seem about to collapse because of how sweet he is

-your heart beat so fast that weak

-you both are so madly in love

Gender dysphoria

-that part will be random and not specific lol

-when you have gender dysphoria, he quite panicks tbh (internally)

-he did some researches about it, and since he has some trans friends he should know how to deal with it, right?

-the truth is, no, he doesn't know how to deal with your gender dysphoria

-he feels like he can't breath and start panicking when you can't stop feeling bad about yourself, about how you should be more androgynous, masculine feminine, or that something is wrong about your face, your hair...

-he usually start with "you don't owe androgyneity/masculinity/feminity to anybody" and continues with praises and words of love, trying to make you forget about it

-just so you know, you have the entire access to his wardrobe

-but if you need new clothes, his wallet is (not) ready and he's about to go on shopping date with you to the mall

-like i said, he did researches about how to deal with your dysphoria, he watched a lot of videos, read tons of blogs, literraly searched through the whole internet, and came to the conclusion that cuddle sessions are the best thing in the world

-so when you tell him you feel bad, or when he feels like you do, he takes less than ten minutes to prepare the most comfy bed, with a lot a pillows and blanckets, and a hot chocolate or your favourite drink is waiting for you

-when it's somebody who made you feel dysphoric, ah, that person isn't ready

-because at some point, he made a whole ass power point to educate people... but i'll come to that point later

-his love language literally is words of affirmation and physical touch (especially cuddles or wrapping his arms around you)

-sometime he will try to communicate about this and ask you how to make you feel better

-but i feel like he doesn't know how to act when you feel dysphoric, and he'll just try to shower you with love and praise (which can work tbh)

When someone is being enbyphobic/misgender you/etc

-you know, kazuha is calm, polite, but i think he sometimes loses this calm..

-im pretty sure he's 50% of the time about to throw hands™

-at first, he will try to educate the person about the non-binary spectrum, he tells them to use your correct pronouns, and to say sorry

-if the person corrects themselves and says sorry then it'll all good, if you're okay with it he's okay too

-but when that's not the case...

-oh baby, people are not ready to face him when he's angry

-there's two outcomes possible

-first outcome, he gives his biggest "duh you're so stupid omg" look to the person, takes your hand and walks away, when he does NOT have time for people and their bullshits

-second outcomes is no great news o the person

-he'll give them the biggest lecture of their life, sometimes using his power point he saved on his phone....

-when they don't wanna listen he'll start "insulting" them.. yeah, using words they are most likely to not understand, using sarcasm and innuendoes, being passive-aggressive...

-and baby that's not the worst

-like i said, people don't want to face an angry kazuha... mainly because you don't know when he'll lose his temper

-there are a few times when he had to become violent to make them shut the hell up (he physically needed it or otherwize he would have become crazy)

-that happened about three times when he threw a punch or two, because you started crying, it was late and the person started to become violent themselves

-you were shocked, you weren't expecting kazuha to actually punch someone

-the people he punched never bothered you again

-he akways makes sure you're alright after an argument with a stranger/relatives, and also apologizes for losing his temper

-he usually takes your hand in his and rubs you palm softly

(tbh im soft for this man, so glad i get him after losing my fifty fifty)

-yeah so basically, he's calm but don't run on his nerve

-he does anything for you

With your family

-if they are accepting and using your correct pronouns and name, then everything will be fine

-kazuha is like one of the best son-in-laws in the world, 10/10

-good with gids and elders

-even the dogs love him!

-but if your family doesn't accept you..

-he can and will shit talk about them, especially your dumb ass uncle treating you like shit

-your parents hate him and he hates them too, he doesn't give a crap anymore about doing good impression

-whenever you have to go see your family, he goes with you as an emotional support even tho it means he would have to stay at least a bit calm to not give them a lecture every two minutes

-if you still live in the house he'll come as many times he can

-he says he's so close to lose his temper with them but actually he's quite good at acting like nothing happens and just being passive-aggressive (to not stress you out)

-will never ask you to cut ties with them but would be relieved if you do

-he's always here if you want to vent about what your mom or dad said to you again

-will comfort you anytime you feel bad because of them

-a bit savage but he's more calm than most i'd say

Random

-type to do matching outfit with you, with like "they're my partner" on his shirt and "he's my bf" on yours

-yeah very into that

-writes poems about you

-goes to pride with you, and always make sure you stay hydrate and wear sunscreen

-he buys you random items with the non-binary flag on it, like mugs, socks..

-he finds it fun

-before you did your co, he questioned himself too, for three whole weeks (because "a little introspection can't be bad") and tried he/they, turns out he is very much a man and very much prefers he/him

-overall wholesome boyfriend 10/10 i recommend

credit : @orionicchaos

[dangankingdom]

Makoto, Keebo, and Shuichi with a s/o who uses humor to cope

TW// Ka/de's exec/tion, arguing, mentions of M/m, cursing,

Extra// hope you like this! i set this up in the Killing Game! Tell me if you want it changed Anon! And yes i can't do humor very well shush. Also my brain wasn't working so have a kinda long story for Shuichi and just headcanons for the two 💀 also please take care Anon, know that people care about you! <3

Original Ask -> Hii kinda random but could i please request a Makoto, Kiibo and Shuichi with a s/o who uses humor to cope with everything and is just always trying to make everyone laugh even at the worst times?

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Makoto Naegi

This guy doesn't really mind, as long as you aren't trying to murder someone then that's alright

He honestly loves your jokes, he laughs at everyone of them

But when it gets serious he will tell you to tone it down for a bit, since the atmosphere is really heavy at the moment, of course you tone it down, but you still crack a few small jokes here and there making him sweat drop

"S-S/O can you uh, please tone your jokes a bit down?" He whispered, nearly dying because of Byakuya death staring at the two of you "hah! Who cares Naeggi? That richard bitch got nothing on us two anyway!" You yelled out loud, you know your ass was gonna get beat by Byakuya and Toko "What the, eff did you say?" Byakuya stands up from his seat, and started to walk to you "Shit run-" you grabbed Makoto and ran to save you two's lives "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED THAT S/O!" Makoto screamed out running up to your pace "Kyehahahha well sorry lucky babe but too late now!" You laughed, you were getting fucking scared since Genocide jack must've sensed that you cursed up a storm in the library where Byakuya lives in

Genocide jack found you two "WHAAAAAAT? YOU DAMN S/O MAKING MASTER ANGRRRY"

You two got beat up and Aoi and Yasuhiro has to heal you two up, was that worth it? It's a yes to you

Aoi and Yasuhiro laughed a bit at you for fucking with Byakuya, but they are safe since the door was closed and Genocide Jack tried to get in for like 6 minutes before giving up, that traumatized all of y'all, you all tried not to repeat what you did

K1-b0/Keebo

He may be able to learn more because of your humor or jokes im so sorry. he doesn't sometimes laugh but he's intrigued of your humor

He doesn't tell you anything unless someone tells him that you need to tone the jokes down or they'll tape your mouth-

You laugh around the trial, it was the trial and Kirumi was voted to be the culprit

"Kehahhah! Woooow Kirumom was the culprit all along! So how's the execution gonna end?? Is she gonna clean until she's tired?? That must hurt y'know!" You spoke really fast, which everyone was annoyed and looked at Keebo, he sighed "S/O can you tone it down for a bit? You are ruining the mood here S/O.." Keebo bluntly spoke, your heart shattering into pieces but you metaphoracally picked it up "Of course! Y'all can ask me later to make you laugh! It's my dream to make people laugh afterall" you giggle

"Affirmative S/O.." Keebo spoke once again, everyone agreeing except for Kirumi, screaming about not gonna die

That was traumatizing but atleast you weren't there to witness all of the disgusting stuff that happened.

Shuichi Saihara

Angie cant crack a joke im sorry

Honestly he thought you were being an idiot for cracking jokes all the time when you all are in a killing game for gods sake.

But when he interacts with you more he now understands that Humor is your way of coping in this life of yours, he felt guilty for not realizing that

After Kaede's Execution, everyone was traumatized. Seeing Kaede's death, and Rantaro as well. You on the other hand was cracking jokes to make yourself laugh and it seems to be working, but not everyone. The others were annoyed since, you all saw them get killed and you crack jokes??? It's not a good time and you know that. The others were disturbed at your cheerful state. Shuichi was crying, he saw his bestfriend get killed and you were just there trying to make everyone laugh. That set him off

"Y-Your so stupid S/O! Don't y-you see that Kaede died?? Try to i-inject that into your brain!" He snapped, this was a whole new level of Shuichi. That surprised you and the others as well "Hahahahehe.. Wow Shuichi, you should've told me first than snapping at me riiiiiiight Shuichi..?" You laughed at this current situation, this is already hopeless to you, why make it worse?

After everyone left including Shuichi, you were just there looking at all their dorm rooms "th.. this is despairful wouldn't you say? That's too bad for me." You walked to your dorm room and slept, not bothering to change your clothes

He grabbed your hand, tugging you lightly "Hey S/O.. sorry for snapping at you last night, i wasn't thinking and, well-" he tried to apologise to you but got cut off by you laughing with a bright smile across your face "Who says you apologise to lil ol' me? I should be the one to apologise y'know Shuhara?" Your face softened, likely showing that your really sorry for what you've done "A-ah S/O.. your too nice" he sweatdropped "yyyeeeeah sadly.."

after the eating you approached to Shuichi "Heeey detective Shuhara, bein quiet because you investigatin stuff?" You said before leaving him alone

You took his hat off and put it on your head "you should take this off y'know? You look more cool without it, though you can still wear it. I don't really mind."

After waking up to the morning announcement you finally fixed yourself before bursting out of the room laughing like this situation never existed in the first place, you saw the cafeteria being quiet, the atmosphere being heavy. You tried to lighten the mood up "Good mooooorning everyone! How is the food? Must be delicious since the ultimate Mom cooked them." You laughed "Good morning S/O! Yes food is good, Tojo-san made food to everyone." Im so sorry i cant do him Gonta greeted you. Well, it did lighten the mood up, props to you. The others greeted you other than Shuichi, it did make you guilty.

"W-well, i am gonna take this off now so i don't really mind anymore.."

He appreciates that you try to make the group laugh even at the worst times, he even laughs a bit at it, Kokichi and you try to make a joke battle

S/O you and Kokichi have been battling for 40 minutes now please give it up so we can spend time together.. " Shuichi mumbles at the last part but you heard it perfectly so you decided to end the battle "Fiiiiiiiiine, you win Koshi!" You held up a balled fist, but Kokichi knew it was a lie but he left you alone since he too, has a few jokes left

"There! Now he's gone we can cuddle now right??" You excitedly yelled, making Shuichi flustered "How d-did you know-" "i have my secrets." you actually don't but okay-

But you needed comfort so you were happy

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

since im constantly running my yid mouth about jewish prosciutto and pesci and ghiaccio and i already ranted about ghiaccio's background and his relationship with his jewishness i figured i would drop the headcanons for prosciutto and pesci. i hc those two as cousins so they share some family history and this wound up being the rundown of both like, jewish stuff and broader hcs of their family in general

fun facts the jewish prosciutto agenda all started because i thought it'd be fucking hilarious to make the guy named ham jewish 😂😂😂 and then @glorified-monster pointed out that pesci is so jewish too cause his name is fish (fish are both good luck for us and are a very important staple of kosher food) and the rest spiralled from there lmao

heads up there will be some mentions of ❗antisemitism, pogroms and ww2❗just cause of projecting some of my own family history + being jewish in italy was, yeah, not the safest. but dw there's nothing super horrific or graphic, just like, moving around to safer places and stuff.

so prosciutto's dad and pesci's mom are siblings so i'll dive into that side first

one of their great grandparents (maybe their alte bubbe cause like, shout out to my own alte bubbe) was ashkenazi (germanic-speaking) from russia and fled the pogroms around the early 1900s and wound up in northern italy, im thinking around milano (if i don't use the proper place names ghiaccio is going to come out of the screen and kill me like the ring)

they married into an early mafia family (also jewish b/c i said so + forced poverty due to discrimination rly does drive people into crime!!! + it would not surprise me if being jewish also made the family distrusting of state authority and so they joined the mafia to have their own justice, like how it began in sicilia)

and they changed their very obviously jewish last name to prosciutto just to really throw the antisemities off their track as a precaution so they wouldn't get hatecrimed (my family did this tho it was just a WASPish name not ham lol tho i have absolutely heard of people whose families changed their surname to bacon for this very reason JUST TO REALLY LAY IT ON THICK LMAO). they still practiced and stuff tho and it wasn't a secret, the name change was an initial protective measure for anyone looking at documents or whatever

so then either their bubbe or zayde was born, ww2 was brewing and fascists got elected into office in italy etc so they hopped the border to switzerland and stayed there for a few years which is where their grandparents met and married and stuff, and after the war the family moved back to milano

so prosciutto's dad and pesci's mom (he's older, she's younger) were raised in and around milano and their family was mafia etc

NOW HERES WHERE THINGS GET VARIED BETWEEN THEM

ham father ended up in the mafia too which is how he and prosciutto's mama met cause she's from another old mafia family on the other end of italy

prosciutto's mama is from calabria and her side of the family is southern italian and turkish, they're romaniote jewish (greek-speaking) but it wouldn't surprise them if they're sephardi (spanish-speaking) somewhere down the line too cause diaspora really be like

fish mother didn't want to be involved in the mafia, and eventually she moved down the street to a fishing village around genova (not be like, Away From Mafia Family or anything they're very close and respected her decision not to get involved, sometimes people just move lol) where she met pesci's father, who's just. some rando genoese guy.

AND IN TERMS OF LIKE, FAMILY CIRCUMSTANCES AND SUCH:

pesci's dad ended up being a deadbeat who left him and his mama before pesci could really remember him, so for his early childhood he was largely raised by his mama but ofc they'd visit the whole family a lot

prosciutto always had lots of family around in his early childhood, his parents and all four of his grandparents

but things started to change, mostly in the sense that prosciutto's dad fucked off a lot, he started getting up his own ass about being the Big Man Of The House and Big Powerful Mafia Man thinking he could do whatever he wanted. basically on a power trip spurned by toxic masculinity. which meant prosciutto's mama had to shoulder more of the work that actually supported the whole family, especially as the grandparents aged

and pesci's mama got sick and they had to move back in with the family too

they do indeed have old money from being in the mafia for a long time so things weren't Dire, like they were Good in terms of financial stability, but prosciutto's mama ended up having to work hard to keep it that way cause a family of eight (basically seven since ham father grew distant) being mostly supported by one person ain't easy

SO THEN FOR THE REMAINDER OF THEIR CHILDHOODS PROSCIUTTO AND PESCI WERE RAISED TOGETHER AND THAT AFFECTED THEIR JEWISHNESS TOO

they both wound up with absent fathers and mothers who desperately wanted to be there for them more than they could but Circumstances happened, so they were both often cared for by all four grandparents

(and prosciutto's maternal grandparents viewed pesci as a grandson too)

hooh boy, was that house a linguistic and cultural mishmash. on top of the different dialects of italian (northern and southern and SWISS) you've got turkish and yiddish (judeo-german) and yevanic (judeo-greek) and hell, maybe some russian words here and there. prosciutto and pesci probably got the polyglot experience of being able to understand 48394757 different languages and unable to form a coherent thought in one

the food was always bomb af ofc, both of them ended up being rly good cooks cause they'd always help in the kitchen

they both absolutely had bar mitzvot. IMAGINING THEM AS BABIES READING FROM THE TORAH IN THEIR KIPPOT OOOOGH 😭😭😭 NICE JEWISH BOYS IN THE MAKING

they had two different spheres of judaism and jewish identity coming together in an italian setting!!! we are an incredibly varied people and that's part of the beauty of being jewish 😍

they grew up with both ashkenazi and romaniote variations on different traditions and probably have some very nice and special things that have been in the families for a long time like shabbat candlesticks, menorahs, one of them fancy seder plates with a lil divot for each thing, rly nice silk tallit

prosciutto's jewish name is anani, which is ancient hebrew and means 'my cloud.' he was like this 👌 close to being named rafael (the archangel of healing) but his grandparents wanted him to remember to live for himself as well, like a name to balance him so he can be chill too, like a cloud whooshin around in the sky

pesci's jewish name is fishke, which is yiddish and means 'little fish.' fish are good luck cause living in the water protects them from the evil eye (i've also seen ppl say that fish never closing their eyes is how they're protected from the evil eye too)

AND SOME OTHER THINGS

as their grandparents got older, by the time prosciutto was a teenager he was sort of looking out for all of them and pesci and his auntie at home while his mama looked out for everyone in the sense of keeping them stable. that and the fact that he was largely raised by old people is why he's such an old man

and that and his mother being the way she is (somewhat serious and hardworking but very loving) is why pros is also the way he is (he's the OG mama's boy he's always admired his mum very much)

all that together i think is why pros' stand does what it does. for one reason or another he always sort of felt disconnected from his own youth

pesci loved growing up by the sea, his mama is the one who taught him how to fish, how to clean it, how to cook it and use every part of it, the importance of fish in jewish life both symbolically and as something that sustains us and that's why she named him pesci and his grandparents named him fishke, so he has good luck and wants for nothing. so that's reflected in his stand too

pesci is also the way he is because he was the baby of the family and cause of how his mama is (that being an ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART who got fucked over by a man who thought he could walk all over her, which made pesci both very sweet and very protective. it probably hurt her that her brother ended up being the same kind of person and that in turn hurt pesci)

prosciutto and pesci never held anything against their mamas. pesci mostly just felt sort of sad, if anything at all, in relation to his father cause while he was growing up he was just like, yeah, i don't have a dad, that's just kinda how it is 🤷 (it probably hurt his self-esteem as he grew older but he also occasionally feels angry on behalf of his mama). prosciutto actively loathed his dad (his paternal grandparents were absolutely lovely, his dad just ended up being a cock despite everything, there's one in every family 🙄)

by the time prosciutto was like 15 he was like 'mama you should just divorce his ass' and she was like 'baby boy am i ever thinking about it'

but then ham father died doing something stupid in mafia business as a result of his own power trip anyway so 💁

their families' syndicate was absorbed by passione when it rose to power so his mum is also passione in a different division, she doesn't have a stand but the family knows about them and knows full well what prosciutto and pesci do and they just want their babies to be careful out there

by the time they're both really grown and established in la squadra and such it's prosciutto and pesci's mamas and their bubbe who's still kickin and they live/operate mostly out of milano

yes prosciutto is his last name. i like imagining his first name as primo cause primo prosciutto just sounds like a jojo character, y'know?

pesci is his first name and he and his mama have his dad's last name cause they just never bothered to change it.