#.... fuck

[ye-olde-tardis]

[truth-01001001-liar]

Almalexia. Ayem. The beloved Mother Morrowind. Madame Messages-of-Stars. Our snake-faced face-snaked Lady of Love.

[raseeli]

Ufffff never ending desire

[arrowheadedbitch]

Dionysus: I'm just here to drop off Kaminaris lunch that he forgot!

Aizawa: But he lives in the dorms? Also, who are you??

Kaminari: This-

Kaminari: This is just a small sack full of grapes

Kaminari: They aren't even intact.

Dionysus, winking as he walks out of the class: Leave that on your windowsill for a few months and you'll get a nice surprise!

Kaminari: I'm not- I'm not gonna do that

Kaminari: Wait, come back I don't- I don't want this! Di, Di, I don't want this, Di it's wet, Di!!

Kaminari: COME BACK, WHY DID YOU COME TO MY SCHOOL, DI, DI, WHAT THE FUCK, DI!!!

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[leloca]

[roseytoesy]

FUCK DUDE

I HAVE A GREAT NEED TO BE IN THAT MAW

PLEASE I NEED TO LOOK

Attack the Block (2011) dir. Joe Cornish

[stewy]

i was looking for a job and then i found a job!!!!!!!!!!!! and heaven knows i am miserable NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[pussyslave]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[rosaform]

[christinered]

Sorry I've been M.I.A. the last few days. First Holiday season not in my home.

I could make the rest of this post so damned depressing if I wrote out everything going on in my life

Who wants that...right?

So just forgive me if Im not answering. Hope your holidays are easy and filled with laughter and love.

~Red

[bookwyrminspiration]

If I knew how to draw it would be over for you hoes <- is an artist

[voids-ideas]

Ok I am going to do this simply because the first thing I will put here I NEED to do it and I have 0 motivation to do it even though it is EXTREMELY important

In fact, I think that's the reason why I don't want to do it... anyway

If this gets to 30 notes, I do that thing ✅️

50 notes, I call to ask if my doctor's appointment has been scheduled (I've been avoiding it for two weeks now) ✅️

100 notes, I go wash my shoes that have long needed washing and are just sitting there, existing, waiting for me to deign to wash them. ✅️

200 notes, I finish organizing my room (I organized it halfway and then left a bunch of things that still don't have a defined place) ✅️

500 notes, I use the things I have to bleach and color my hair. The only thing that has stopped me is the fear of doing it wrong or being too lazy to maintain it. ✅️

1k notes, I stop doing things that I know will trigger my chronic pain with the pure intention of confirming that the pain was indeed real (don't do this. 0 recommended) ✅️

5k notes, I try some new food without fear of wasting money by buying something I most likely won't like (my autism hates new foods) ✅️

10k notes, I wear my bi flag earrings in front of someone I wouldn't usually wear them with. I trust that they possibly wouldn't have a problem with me being bi, but I would never get up the courage to tell them anything ✔️ (I haven't, but that person was in my room next to where the earrings are. They were 0% hidden) ✅️

20k notes, wtf I have absolutely no idea. If it comes to this, ehhh... Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing here. Do I promise to be honest in therapy and stop telling them that everything is perfect even though nothing has ever been perfect? Yeah, that probably works. Please don't go this far, I don't know how to do this. Maybe I should... but... it would be awful to learn it

April 2024: I stop procrastinating editing this post with the things I've already done. I WANT THE HAIR SO MUCH BUT IT'S SO DIFFICULT

May 2024: Red hair, red hair, red hair. I'M CROWLEY, RED HAIR!!!!!

[diangelodork]

IM CRYING ABOUT THEM AGAIN GODDAMN IT.

I can’t believe Charles within a couple of hours of meeting Edwin really went if I have to choose between heaven and you then I pick you