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he will not get out of my head. gayass lawyer. i swear to god. just lives there, rent free. bounces off the walls sometimes. phoenix wright you haunt me
#i just wanted to help my lil sis with math#but no.#GAY LAWYER…#turned my phone to show my gf#she just sighed#should i be surprised though?#we both want to base our wedding rings on phoenix and miles#so yeah#we are so stupid and in love#sillyposting#meme#meme post#this is so unserious#and stupid#but i laughed#ace attorney#ace attorney fanfiction#narumitsu#phoenix wright#maya fey#miles edgeworth#apollo justice#trucy wright#klavier gavin#gay lawyers#wright anything agency#wrightworth#me? make everything about ace attorney?#but of course
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How many dr peppers would it take for your skin to change color
Zim has only ever had about 1/4 of one
Zim blacked out
Zim woke up in a dumpster actively being lifted into a garbage truck 6 states away.
Zim does not want to find out.
#Dr Peepers.... ..#Zim actually kinda liked it#but no.#zim#invader zim#I Am ZiM!!!#iz#Zim stole it from the Dib's lunchbox#ITS ALL HIS FAULT
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Hey, id like to use that jolly rodger pride flag a a pfp. Do you want me to credit you? If so is this the acct you want listed?
It's a pirate flag.
#But no.#By all means use the flag however you'd like.#Please send an ask if you'd like a less shitty version of it perhaps.
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i wouldn’t hate vape stores being everywhere if i knew they weren’t all owned by arabs and indians
#and gas stations but obviously those are necessary#white people can make anything look decent. especially in the south.#but no.
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i forgot american tv isn't like anime and they don't get a new opening song every season so i had to listen to that annoying imagine dragons song AGAIN
#arcane#i had just binge watched season 1 to refresh my memory#and i was so excited to hear a new opening#but no.#the song isn't even that bad i just think all imagine dragons songs sound the same#and it was so overplayed when season 1 came out and I'm not over it
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besties ill be real idk how long ima be staying up after the release
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When the post was amusing but it was shipping beetlebabes:
#Hate that ship whYYY.#Like if Lydia was already a adult the first time they met#That would be whatever#BUT NO.#THEY ARE SHIPPING THE ACTUAL#FUCKING TEENAGER#With#BEEJ!!!#gonna kms
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can i make a home in your heart like a stab wound
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need suguru so badly.. the only one who would be able to make me go to sleep
#scar.txt#i need to sleep but im not sleepy and i know i should try but i wont because im so bad at routine#but suguru… suguru would somehow coax me into putting my phone on the nighstand and have me think its my idea#make me think its by choice#but no.#hes just eerily good at manipulating the situation (lovingly) (he would never do it in a bad way)#also i want him to play with my hair#he would also be really good at that#i feel like im betraying katsuki but he would make me sleep and i would try to wrestle him in return just for the hell of it#and thats not what i need rn#im rambling idk 😭
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it's been over 2 years since i posted on this acc but...i've been rewatching beyond evil and feeling as insane about it as on the first day wow. so hello i may be back (threat)
#can you believe im alr writing a be fic again#like i thought i could be “normal” abt this show now#since its been so long since my first watch#BUT NO.#i am INSANE#beyond evil
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i’m an evil priest of coffee, blessing the flies in my cafe with my vinegar covered paint brush like i’m giving their last rights
#flies#if we were anywhere else and they were not contaminating my drinks and food i would forgive them for being small#but no.#they have to land in my milk
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Who ever this anon is I love you and care about you
But no because like - I don’t want to :>
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I'm going to be spiteful for a sec and die on this hill but I actually think Spirit: Riding Free is actually disrespectful to the original movie story and I'm still bitter about it.
#i don't care if it's a kids show#so is spirit stallion of the cimarron as a movie#they could've changed the horse to be anything but spirit and i would've been fine with that#bitty bambles#but no.
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tfw you pass almost perfectly but arent out yet
#i went to the store and everyone was gendering me correctly#thank god my mom wasnt there or she wouldve correvted them#i should just come out atp#but no.
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the freaky ghost shit being a sideplot to character development and study (or even a tool to further it!) in no home is so hilarious because the average reading experience after 50 chapters of no real spooky stuff is like
"lmao eunyung and haejoon only talk to each other select days. damn bro, I wonder how they're gonna resolve this arc... it is pretty inter- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" as they pan to this:
#im sorry girl. WHAT#you really go into the story thinking that the ghosts will be a fairly focal point of focus#but no.#i do wonder if haejoon will start seeing creepy ghosts again. that's always fun.#anyways. i miss miyung-ie </3#no home is geniunely a great read tho. go read it immediately.#no home#no home manhwa
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I swear to god the day I post this fic the angels will sing. Aaaaaaa why is this one beating me up so hard 😭😭😭
#words after words#IM JUST EDITING IT FOR GODS SAKE IN THEORY THE WORST PART SHOULD BE OVER#but no.#it is taki g so much of my energy and for no reason lmao#this fic already had 3 versions and this is the final one#i love my betas. i couldn’t do this without them bc wtf WHY is this fic so hard for me
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