#ITS ALL HIS FAULT
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#its all his fault#if brisket ends the world then so be it#five hargreeves#brisket five#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#my gifs
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Does anyone go through hours of writing and you're neck deep in smut and you have to shut your laptop or else you'll die by the mere thought of Elvis actually doing such things to you... i think it's just me but yeah that's how my day is going🫠
#blame it on vampire Elvis#its all his fault#he's on another level of sexy🥵#It can't be helped!#he's just so beautiful#and so dominate agh#I created a monster#it's my fault#but eeshhh#i need this man#elvis presley#elvis presley fanfiction#elvis smut
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How many dr peppers would it take for your skin to change color
Zim has only ever had about 1/4 of one
Zim blacked out
Zim woke up in a dumpster actively being lifted into a garbage truck 6 states away.
Zim does not want to find out.
#Dr Peepers.... ..#Zim actually kinda liked it#but no.#zim#invader zim#I Am ZiM!!!#iz#Zim stole it from the Dib's lunchbox#ITS ALL HIS FAULT
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People will say they aren't influenced and then will buy 3 puddings at the super market like .... mmhm. Okay.
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FUCK YOU DANNY FOR MAKING THAT LIL *come hither* MOTION WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! THIS WAS A COORDINATED ATTACK
#im unwell#its all his fault#gvf#greta van fleet#josh kiszka#jake kiszka#danny wagner#sam kiszka#jake gvf#josh gvf#danny gvf#sam gvf
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me, who rarely writes bcs i hate my writing is genuinely contemplating writing some wacky shit for the terror
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....jp boss gepard's voice lines.... damn
i want him
badly...
#aihakei and her train of thought#honkai star rail#gepard landau#furukawa makoto#its all his fault#(its not)
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anyway fuck dr singh
#as none of my followers watched sweet tooth im just speaking into the void#sweet tooth#its all his fault
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#there is a plot in development#digital art#flower head#oc art#original character#origional content#bad things happen#its all his fault#drawing#blood#possible murder
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Everytime I get a new interest in something I get so attached to a certain character like it's something normal. Like what do you mean I went from being a fan of a serious middle schooler to rectangle scientist to silly jester guy that's probably wanted in 60+ countries.
#milomic#me with professor utonium and chester from brawl stars#he's inside my head like a parasite.#I hate chester I hate him I hope he gets locked up in a cage and thrown into a lake#its all his fault#oh yeah tokugawa too
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You ever like a guy so much it makes you physically sick
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Jason: "Oracle? Oracle, you're back! I think I just saw something... or someone. But, uh, I'm not sure if I'm... real?"
Barbara: "Real? Hood, what the hell are you talking about? Did you take a hit to the head? And what do you mean, 'connection restored"? You went dark for a few minutes there."
Jason: "Okay, uh, hear me out. There was this kid. He looked normal at first, but I-uh-kinda walked through him. I couldn't touch him. And now I'm thinking, what if I'm the one who's not... solid?!"
Barbara: "... You walked through a kid? Are you okay? I mean, did you try to walk through him, or -wait. Are you suggesting you're... a ghost?"
Jason: "YES! I mean, think about it! I came back from the dead. What if I didn't fully come back? Maybe I'm just some... zombie-ghost hybrid! Hell, I knew I felt weird lately, but this explains everything!"
Barbara: "Jason. Stop spiraling. You're not a ghost. We've both been dead and came back, remember? I can touch things. You can touch things. This sounds more like you ran into a meta or-hold up. Did you get a clear look at this kid?"
(Ok, i may or may not have killed and revived her....sry🫣😇)
Jason: "Uh... yeah, pale, black hair, blue eyes the kind batman would adopt then glowing green eyes at one point. Not gonna lie, gave off major supernatural vibes."
Barbara: "Glowing eyes? Great. That narrows it down to half the metas and all the ghosts in Gotham. You sure it wasn't one of Constantine's friends?"
Jason: "How would I know? They all look like trouble. Anyway, what now? I mean, what if I am..."
Barbara: "Jason, you're not a ghost. Find the kid and figure out what he is. If he's some kind of spooky meta, he could be trouble-or worse, Constantine's problem. Either way, stop freaking out and start tracking. I'll pull up cameras and keep an eye out."
Jason: "Fine, but if I fade into the ether, it's on you."
Barbara: "If you fade into the ether, I'll make sure to haunt you right back, Hood."
dcxdp idea:
Classic post-vivisection Danny homeless in Gotham, and he helps out the ghosts who ask for his help. Things like giving info on their deaths to the bats, or putting their cats in good shelters. Except, he can't just chat with anyone who comes up to him, most normal people would think he's talking to himself and that's a one-way ticket to Arkham (or so Danny thinks). Instead, he ghost-emotes at them while Acting Normal to communicate, never verbally acknowledging them, and then does the task.
This would be all fine and good, except Jason's investigating the Alley kid who leaves impossible tips, and the kid won't even look at him.
Bonus points if Jason tries to pat his shoulder or something and it just passes through, cue meltdown as he questions his sanity.
#lmao poor guy#dpxdc#dcxdp#jason todd#red hood#hes panicking#they will kidnap constantine to help them#please help#john constantine#its all his fault#🤣
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Probably gonna write a vent fic about Jon ‘chosing’ to fully die instead of coming back where the others lives are great and amazing after they quit and even Jonah just gives up or some shit cause clearly that was the only correct option that would’ve saved the world while also fucking over the Fears idk I’m tired
#genuinely what the fuck#its all Jon’s fault#its all his fault#right???#I mean#that’s the underlying truth of the series isn’t it???#whatever
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Mikey I leave for 2 months and you become a supernatural fan. Explain yourself.
/silly /affectionate
ASJDKFLSLLS
to be fair. ive been a supernatural fan since uh a while? (idk when) but i ended up drifting away from it as i got into qsmp so havent really posted about it since weve been moots lol (or much at all i think tbh)
HOWEVER
me getting back into it is entirely my chemistry teacher’s fault i hold no blame
(for context i watched so many spn videos on youtube i still get them in my recommended every once in a while)
but basically my chem teacher gave us this extra credit project and i let my youtube autoplay while i was working with the paint & hot glue gun and it played an spn convention video (the train story) and here we are now 😔
#i continue to hold the position that i definitely have no blame#its all his fault#i know this is long but i felt like i needed to share the whole story#jinx#frens#asks#spn#mikey’s stuff
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armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck
#but seriously can they leave daniel alone its not his fault that he’s funnier then you#try all you want to hide the cracks but louis misses his ex and armand wants that senile old man carnally#iwtv#iwtv season 2#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#armand
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spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#yuuji#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji itadori#sukuna#if u squint lmao#he is THE boy of all time i love him so very much#in my desperate attempts to make his hair look consistent i appear to have made it . wavy..#its not my fault i couldnt help it i was desperate i needed something other than spIKES#so i made a main swoopy bit to centre myself#lisen ok liSTEN if it works it works and this is my ref sheet now @ future me ur welcome :3#this was helpful but at the same time it certainly reinforced my hatred for Short Hair Back View#improvement hell . but it will get better . (coping)#every1 pick a favourite i lov the middle one . best front facing bust ive done in a minute <3
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