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hislittleraincloud · 4 months ago
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Canon vs. Not At All Canon
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T: "Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person."
W: "... Did you think I'd judge you over some lousy prank? I would've taken it further."
T: "You mean like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met."
W: "I'd do it again."
T: "I knew there was a reason I liked you."
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vs.
T: "I did a terrible thing. But I'm trying not to be a terrible person."
W: "I believe that people can change if they want to. And that the worst choices we make shouldn't define us."
T: "You mean like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met."
W: "That's not the worst choice I've made. In fact, I feel no remorse about it whatsoever."
T: "I knew there was a reason I liked you."
Also completely decimated: She danced to the Cramps with him (or around him LOL), THEN had the conversation with Bianca, whose eyes were red from crying about her tiff with Xavier because he asked her to siren song him during the Cramps dance.
In this load of revisionist garbage, right after the conversation with Tyler, there is superficial talk about W being tired of the music, THEN encountering Bianca, THEN dancing to the Cramps but with NO indication that Tyler is even the focus of her dance (which he is...I may hate Wyler/Tyler, but he is very clearly her focus during "The Goo Goo Muck")...but there's thought to Enid, who in canon is nowhere near her and is dancing to the Cramps with the REAL lesbians who came together (Divina and Yoko). And then this:
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Mejia literally stole the moment that Wyler had in the above .gifs. Stole it and replaced it with fanon-friendly things that never happened, and in the whole process fucked up the sequence of events to make it all nonsensical re: Xavier and Bianca's argument, since Xavier asked B to do it because he watched Wednesday dance with the fucker who assaulted him and destroyed his mural (which he had JUST told her about, prior to Wyler's above convo).
Oh, and let's not forget about the deletion of Xavier's assault altogether.
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fanaticalthings · 2 months ago
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Jason Todd with his goons:
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bumblebeebats · 6 months ago
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Was at a restaurant recently where they'd converted both their bathrooms to gender neutral (nice) and as i was washing my hands a guy came out a stall and saw me & said, "Oh!!! my god!! Is this the ladies'?? 😨😨😨😨 I'm so sorry!!!!!!" and I was like "No, it's fine, it's gender neutral" and he goes ".......Oh. uh. Ok." And then walks straight out. without washing his hands.
Sir. You need to be less embarrassed about hypothetically crossing some arbitrary gender barrier and more embarrassed about getting your Peepee DooDoo Shit Hands all over this fucking RESTAURANT
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bajaja-blast · 5 months ago
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
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bluecubixdrawings · 2 months ago
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True ending...
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detshin · 1 month ago
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Take care of it. Take responsibility.
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littlefankingdom · 6 months ago
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
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cashmoneyyysstuff · 5 months ago
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katsuki hits the back of your knees with the grocery cart when you’re out shopping and the way you look back at him makes him wheeze every time.
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pomarrillo · 6 months ago
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thought id pick up fe3h again after 4 years! blue lions this time 😁 and then church route next if i dont get burnt out by then
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bisexualfagdyke · 19 days ago
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The term "TMRA" used negatively/derogatorily in regards to trans men talking abt their oppression is wild to me. Being a trans men's rights activist is bad....why, exactly? Trans men literally lack fucking rights? HELLO?
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chinzhilla · 1 month ago
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Can you get cuter than this? I can barely resist you as you are.
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remcadll · 3 months ago
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Wow crazy how it’s been two months since mha ended. what the hell was that btw
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hyunpic · 4 months ago
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💘💘
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silentgrim · 5 months ago
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Locals have reported a man blasting yeah by usher for the past 10 hours. The authorities have been notified.
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christopher-the-cube · 5 months ago
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I saw someone say it was weird that none of the Fives from any other time line figured out they needed to destroy the marigolds to end the loop but this is my headcanon:
They all figured it out but only this Five was enough of an ASSHOLE to actually go through with it and kill his family even though his whole thing was wanting to save them no matter what
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jeanmoreaue · 4 months ago
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i love the idea that Neil and Jeremy can’t stand each other. it’s real to me.
Neil suspicious over Jeremy’s “overly positive” attitude and how he found Jean beaten and assaulted in California when he went and Jeremy like this freak just randomly shows up and makes Jean upset??
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