#.*ﾟdingdong💌—♡

[vampirevatican]

MAMA!! JUDD WITH A WITCHY GIRLFRIEND! AHHHHHHH!

might as well call me mama krissy atp, lol... although id prefer being auntie/titi (@ anyone else planning to refer to me as mom) antyway,

so many ideas for this one...

he'd let her try out rituals on him

well he calls them rituals though she has explained the differences many times

loves hanging out in you room, respects her space

buys her crystals, see if his supplier has any "mystic shit" you could use

he finds a rose quartz crystal either in his car or in his room and considers asking leah about it but instead googles it

judd: if you want me, all you had to do was say so

witch gf: hehe eheh (>/⁠/v/⁠/>)

gets into some witch stuff himself but it's mainly demonology and whatever madjicks can be found in alcohol

if he gets you anything? just know there's a sigil on it

his room has an onyx crystal wand in it, and he can't explain why but he's been very chill and feeling more secure than usual

allows her to do tarot readings or readings with a pendulum for him or the raccoons

ong if nick and his little friends get on her nerves ever, or better put he wants her all to himself he's shutting shit down

nick: can't you redo that love reading? i swear im ready

andrew: you heard the goddess nick, you have a lot to work on

jessie: yeah, now could you redo mine. im not that lost am i?

cue judd picking her up and hiding her in his room, cleaning up the cards and telling the little 'babies' that they've weakened you

jk though, you were having a great time he just wanted alone time with you

[vampirevatican]

I have a new idea!! If you will all the brothers or whoever you want with a partner who flinch/panic a lot despite no previous acts of abuse. Like he raises his hand to give a high five and she ducks just bc and can’t really explain why when ask and he’s concerned.

Brought to you by my brother saying”if lumi gets a partner, they’re going to think she’s been abused before bc I was just flinging water at her and she flinched HARD.”

You’ve seen me do it a few times. I PROMISE I’m fine <3

and bestie it concerns me every time

Lucifer and Satan would try to get to the bottom of it. The main difference with them though is reactions.

Lucifer is confused, but also re-evaluating if he's actually that harsh. He's never punished you the way he did his brother's but it's making him think about that, especially with how hard he is on Mammon (with good reason). The first time there's an awkward silence and he's just staring you down before deciding to just be extremely gentle and careful with you from now on.

Satan on the other hand is re-evaluating his wrath. He hasn't gotten furious with you since that time him and lucifer switched bodies. And he's made it a point to walk away or shut down any conversation that would fuel his wrath before he says or does something he'd regret. He definitely instantly thinks it's just a common fear reflex in humans but solomon has never done it, and observing other humans it varies. His take away? You have a fragile fear response and it is his job to make sure he doesn't trigger it.

Mammon and Beelzebub are soothing you, trying to understand it, and maybe cutting off high fives or sudden movements all together.

Beel is instantly concerned and is apologizing profusely. He is a pretty big guy and a gentle giant but what if he actually hurt you! He'd never want that so from now own it's low fives, slowly and carefully opening his arms for a hug, slowly raising his hand to gently pat your head. Every move is careful and steady, despite your instance on you being fine.

Mammon may be stupid, but he's not dumb. No more high fives or hair ruffles. Instead he makes it a point to just verbally compliment you or express his excitement and gratitude. Only when you initiate a high five or want head pats then he'll oblige.

Leviathan gets it. let me have this, hear me out! i, for one, think he gets it because he's also a bit jumpy. look at this wet rag of an otaku loner and tell me he doesn't receive occasional jump scares when it comes to praise, positive or playfull interactions.

Levi, doesn't question you on it. He just registers it and moves on by giving you verbal praise instead. Sure he's a blushing mess and maybe it's muttered but he does it. From now on either you initiate or her verbally says what he's about to do.

Asmodeus and Belphegor would want to fight whoever is responsible for causing their sheep to respond this way. But after understanding that it literally just happens they, like some of the others, cut out any quick physical forms of positive interactions. However, they replace it with hugs or simply holding you.

Asmo will clock it instantly and immediately start holding you, patting your hair, telling you it's okay. Oh it's not a trauma response? But you... ohhh maybe he just startled you. Still he's very sorry and opting to never surprise you like that again.

Belphie looks at you confused and tries it again, but taking a 'cat about to hit something stance' before being concerned. Honestly he was just testing it. If it's not trauma and you didn't flinch the second time then what is it? Eh, either way he now just drapes his arms around your shoulders from behind and uses your head as a pillow. (or if you're taller your shoulder and his arm)

[vampirevatican]

Um um seriously sorry it's been a few days since I asked you for that other post, but i dunno i just love your writing and I'm in my period of being obsessed with Judd Birch (even though he doesn't seem to have eyebrows most of the time) so kinda- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sooo um can you write like, any thoughts or ideas of what a relationship with Judd would be like, like, any intrusion of thoughts about this pls write 😭🙏 (and pls do smut because I forgot last time, and, God, if i'm asking so much i STOP)

Ily(🫶🏻v w v )

oh gosh ur so sweet. ur not asking too much, i promise. (ofc w/ smut req. MDNI)

having done this before, i.e. first judd post, let's do a lighting round and focus on him (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

a lot of people think he doesn't care or he's just some cruel psycho but nope

he's actually a really caring guy, just the way he shows it is very subtle

sure he'll do a grand gesture on valentine's day, maybe your birthday and christmas

every other day of the year, it's the little things.

hugging onto you tight when sleeping together

caring about how your day has been

listening to you intently when you need to vent

he kinda takes after his dad, but it's like a balance

oh yeah! remember he just wants to watch the world burn and is an agent of chaos

cat boyfriend? cat boyfriend.

if you weren't down in the dumps i feel like he'd mess with your stuff that isn't seriously important just to play with you

would never get you in trouble but with what he does sometimes? it makes you wanna fight him but only bc you care so much

and smut things?? (MDNI)

loves seeing you ride but loves hitting it from the back

sometimes these things combine and you go from reverse cowgirl to your back on his chest and his hand or arm wrapped around your throat

god, listen he's kinky... like you can't tell me this man is vanilla

would eat you out on your period, and fuck you til you can't think or even feel the cramps

pretty rough sometimes but takes aftercare very seriously

don't goad him into sex when he's mad, unless you want to be feeling it the next morning

[vampirevatican]

Can you do a Judd birch alphabet? You can decide if it’s nsfw or not

I've decided to do both, so here's the...

SFW & NSFW JUDDPHABET

Affection

He's affectionate but it's mostly through actions. (i.e. dinner date from the valentines day episode) I think he'd have his hands on you in public but in subtle ways. Finger in the belt loop of your pants, arm around your waist, arm on the back of the couch when you both sit together.

Best friend

He's a good guy at his core. you can not talk me down from that hill So I think he'd make a great friend. Hell quite a few alt people are and that usually comes from their beliefs.

A great listener, doesn't solve the problem unless you're looking for a solution, would offer to go torch some abandoned building or some other crimes but is only dead set if you are and it'd actually help you feel better.

Cuddles

He's big spoon, loves when you guys get ready to sleep and you get as close as possible without him having to do it.

Dirty secret

He's actually a softie. You can't tell me that he's not. The raccoons, melon ball, Judd has a soft side and it's canon.

Experience (NSFW)

No, yeah, he's experienced. Sexual and Romantic. Two girlfriends shown in the show, or rather at least one girl that he planned a dinner date for that was kinda fancy? Which makes me think they would've had at least a year together.

Favorite position(s) (NSFW)

Speaking of the letter 'E'

Face down, ass up is his usual go to. To get more specific? I think he'd love doing the mating press so he can really drill in. Big boy go deep... However also, rapid fire

69, The bicycle, hoisting you up on counters or bending you over. It depends on the amount of horny and where but one thing is for sure, he wants to bury himself into the hilt.

Gentle (NSFW implied)

I say, he's gentle when he wants to be. Ofc great at aftercare but outside of the obvious I think he's attentive to emotions of others, maybe not empathetic but what is he if not an observer.

Hair (NSFW implied)

So I've been over how he doesn't use a 16 in 1. Now let's talk about how I think he maintains his hair, and... a brief headcanon on the situation downstairs.

So getting general around 6 to 12 weeks he'll re-dye his hair. Probably at the 6 mark and with the sides of his hair, maybe even back, then we have the 2 to 4 week timing of him shaving it again. Notice how I say he does it. Sure he could get someone else too and depending on his schedule he sometimes does.

As for his junk... I don't think he shaves, maybe trims?

I love you

He's not about to say it first, and if he is then it's probably in response to you doing something he didn't expect or some random cuddle session in the back of his van.

Jacking off (NSFW)

Id love to bring in the concept of his own hormone monster but it's not necessary. He doesn't wank it often but when he does it's either built up or an in the moment thing.

Kisses (NSFW implied)

He's such a... good kisser 🎶~

Speaking wild... He's great at making out, imo, very passionate and heated.

Speaking soft? I like to think he'd kiss your forehead if you're small, or like the top of your head?? Before pulling you closer to him. Is it spur of the moment or he notices you being pouty, yeah.

Little ones (is he good with kids)

Again see letter 'D'. I swear he's good with kids. ffs he also helped out Andrew, reluctantly ofc, but i swear this dude is great with kids.

Mornings

Picture with me waking up in his bed, sharing the bathroom together and heading downstairs to a greeting from his supportive parents. Very cute, usually chill, and yes he drives you home or you head out with him. Nice breakfast into little adventures with your punk rock boyfriend, isn't that fun!

Nights

I love to think when it's not spent in his or your bedroom then it's his van or at some abandoned building. Lots of cuddles, maybe some arson or bne of an old abandoned business but if y'all were caught by the owner you'd be in trouble because you're defacing the property.

Open

I don't think he's an open guy, unless he's actually comfortable around you. It definitely takes some time but the more he learns about you the more you learn about him and it starts subtle af too. That is til y'all are a few drinks or blunt hits deep and everything starts to bleed

Pace (NSFW)

What pace do you need or want him to go? Naturally I think he'd have a steady pace and rhythm but if you needed it to be different then he'll adjust.

Questions (does he ask about you?)

See letter 'O'. I feel like he's direct but also would ask others about you if you aren't close enough yet and he doesn't have much of a choice. Mainly out of curiosity or wanting to do something for you.

Remember (and from those questions what does he remember?)

I say everything because again, he is an observer. Any little thing you like, stuff you hate, your fashion taste, favorite food, color, music genres. He knows it.

Stamina (NSFW)

For a dude that exercises, and is built the way he is i think it only makes sense for him to have really good stamina. Which means multiple rounds... if you're up for it.

Toys (NSFW)

For those who've been liking my works from last year about this man. Im going to call the knife a toy, but ofc he's definitely open to using a vibrator or other things in the bedroom

Ugly (the good, the bad and the ugly - headcanon negative traits)

So the canon aside, i feel like if you guys got into a genuine argument he'd shut down or double down. Not a huge red flag, and a better option to calm down and walk away but for those who can't handle that he ready for a breakup and him saying some real mean shit.

I can't see him being controlling or possessive but there's a possibility of it ramping up and if you two don't get to the route of it then... hwoof. especially if you aren't okay with it

Volume (NSFW)

He doesn't get loud... At all. But by god do I want him to be. Mfer can make you scream but him?? He be up in your ear mummering nd shit.

Warning (would be protect you? even from himself?)

Absolutely! If he's going out to do something really bad then he's not bringing you along, no matter how badass you are. Y'all get into an argument? Like I said before. I think he'd warn you or before taking the gloves off he'd address how this is just anger, and if you two wanna continue then he's okay with it as long as you know this is just being genuinely pissed

X exes (what's it like being his ex?)

Friends, friends with benefits if he's not dating someone else and you're okay with it. Things slip back into friend territory if y'all separated on good terms. Bad terms? No y'all do not talk... At all.

Yelling

Again he's not known to raise his voice but that doesn't mean he's not capable of doing so and I'm a firm believer that it'd be scary as fuck. Seeing you scared, if you do get scared, or even tear up bc if you don't do well with confrontation then he'd stop. If he was still mad or irritated then he just walks off to cook down, but if not then he instantly apologizes.

Zzz (going to bed together)

See the letter 'C', but anyways. I swear he's a cuddle bug, i need him to be. But he'd never admit it.

[vampirevatican]

Hi krissy!! Headcanons for Judd falling in love/lovesick?? Like, reader fell first, he fell harder... how does he realize he's in love?? Tyyyy 💕💕

hi hi!! okay gosh this is such a cute request, since reader fell first we're gonna focus on juddy

he'd know reader is into him, first of all

why would his shirts be missing, why would you be subtly flirting with him, or showing up to hang out with his family

besides his parents inviting you to everything bc ur great at keeping nick under control and leah takes your advice

i don't think he recognizes that he's falling until he's already there

his family could hint at it, friends could outright tell him but he'd deny it

over time though instead of a usual 'no' or disapproving grunt there'd be a slight smirk from him

now if we're talking show elements? he'd be sick and tired of his love bug

it'd start small and he'd squish it or shoo it away until it was too big to ignore

his hormone monster? quoted by a fic, "judd has a heart boner, judd has a heart boner." in sing song fashion

it's a late night in his room, staring up at his ceiling that he realizes...

Judd sits up in his bed, a cold sweat running down his brow and the back of his neck. "Fuck." He's irritated with himself, not because he forgot something or that something woke him from his sleep. What's more irritating is that those damn HR monsters wouldn't shut the hell up. He was in love and it was enough to piss him off. It wasn't like being in love was a bad thing, but it was the fact he held off on it for so long. How long did he actually love you. When did he start falling for you and why was it now that he realized he wanted you so bad.

[vampirevatican]

Hey.. what if judd was with someone who just zones out a lot.. or who just stops responding sometimes in the middle of a statement? Maybe she always has a dead look when she does, so he thinks something is wrong but nothing really is

Hear me out.

on the first time he's concerned

he probably snaps his fingers or waves his hand infront of her face

though overtime it's smthn he notices and gives her time

possibly throws one of his extra sweaty, rank, shirts at her to help her mind reboot a bit quicker

he loves his little astronaut all the same though.

his family sees it once at dinner and ask him what happened and he's like. "give her a minute."

if she goes back to doing smthn else, and family tries to get her to complete her thought he stops them

this goes for any of his friends too

depending on if her eyes stay open the entire time, he'd try to do a staring contest with those vacant eyes

always keeps track of the last thing she said in case she forgor

[vampirevatican]

Would Judd's raccoons see their mom in his girlfriend? I think she would spoil them.

abso...lutely!

they either see her as a mom or a goddess, partially bc of judd and mainly bc of how long she's been around with him.

definitely second to command, but i feel like this is also dependent on the type of girlfriend.

soft girlfriend? they listen bc she's nice. gf like judd?? they listen bc they fear her. kinda like she's a second judd, and they just have to do what she says.

in this case, im p sure they both plan romantic evenings for each other via the raccoons

a soft gf would rename some of the raccoons or give them names. second judd gf would add to the amount of raccoons they share.

but most definitely, those raccoons are her babies now.

[vampirevatican]

Omg stop you just gave me like something to request because I swear I’ll be thinking about it for like the longest like I don’t daydream about me and Ken with little scenarios😭. The brat Ken idea sounds really good though. So like could a request a Ken sato x black reader where like you and Kenji are dating but Ken could be having his big ego or brat behavior. And reader being tired as is and not having it just puts her hands on her hips and is like Ken go sit your ass down somewhere💀. Then Ken just see how she looks with her hands on her hips and whatever and folds😏. Idk why I’m into this thing where it’s like you get kinda dom with Ken and he folds no h let me put you in your place because I feel like he’s not like that. This sounds like a smut I’m not trying to make it smut because I get people don’t feel comfortable with that and I understand. I’m sorry I wrote a lot hope you are having a good day, evening, or night💕.

this has been long over due

"okay so to the non tht sent the follow up ask, i promise i'll answer and it'll be like a drabble/snippet brat/ego kenji x black reader coming soon"

*cracks knuckles* aight let's go

below is a freestyle of this request, tysm for requesting and sorry this took literally forever

His smart ass always had something to say.

"Ken you need to-"

"Yeah, yeah. Mina do me a favor and try encouraging me instead?"

He was currently trying to minimize damage to Tokyo while sending a kaiju back to its home without hurting it too much. Which was always a task he never had help with, til you came along.

"Maybe, I don't know. Try having the fight in the ocean. It already hates you so if you fight, off land..."

"Yeah, great idea."

You could hear the sarcasm in his tone and as much as it irritates you, he at least listened to your advice. By the time he came back, Mina and you were in the hideout. You pat a seat on the couch next to you and offer him a drink but when he goes to take it you pull it away.

"Aht, not with that attitude you gave me and Mina."

"That's not fair, you know-"

"That you're ass at your job, the weight of people's lives at stake is too much, you suck at taking responsibility?"

He sulks and tries to get his own drink but you stop him short by blocking it with your legs.

"Mina, give him a healthy drink. He needs it."

Not wanting to argue, he takes it but expresses his dislike of it. He knows you're right though. Just because he has 'daddy issues' and a 'desire to be adored' doesn't mean they should take priority over his responsibility. One he took on for his mom, and even if he didn't want to admit it — his dad too.

"Listen baseball boy, you've gotta get out there and treat it like baseball. The kaiju wants to go on land, but you're better in the water? Take it to your field. After that knock the ball out the park and back home."

He looks at you while you give him the helpful analogy while flipping through TV channels. A small smirk comes to him as he realizes you're purposely avoiding the bad news coverage about him. After a bit of silence with both of you watching his game that went amazing, you speak up again.

"Tokyo's got one ultraman... You've gotta live up to that, and I know you can."

[vampirevatican]

Heyyyy... I was wondering if you could do something with a yandere judd... maybe like he sends his raccoons to watch and spy on his girlfriend when he can't

oh absolutely... though i don't think judd needs the yandere label bc he's already got the lighter cases but also i don't think he'd go to... extremes, like he knows better.

judd spying on you with his batallion of racoons is a definite though.

he does it as a way to look out for you

you might find a couple at your house but they're very well mannered

or maybe they're trained to be polite to you?

if ever you enter the birch house there's already a couple of their eyes on you

whenever his little brother, or his friends, pulls you away for advice

when leah simply wants to hang or asks you for help with one of her theater things

they're watching, and so is judd

he'd swear it's not an obsessive or territorial thing but it definitely is

he couldn't give a shit what his siblings have going on

what's more important is if you get uncomfortable with those werid ass middle schoolers and finding a way to get you back to him

he's quite possessive but he'd only admit that to you, and probably try to put a spin on it so that it sounds better.

"You know I'm here for you, right?" Your head tucked under his chin, as you were 'rightfully' back in his arms. He just hugged you tighter, and let out his signature grunt. "You're my girlfriend. Is it wrong I want you here." It was a rhetorical question. When you looked up at him there was a kiss placed on your forehead. It was sweet, quite possessive, but sweet.

[vampirevatican]

Biker boy Judd that’s all I ask…

so, i don't have much but!

if you've ever seen bee and puppycat? he gets you your own helmet and biker jacket

depending on your aesthetic it's either very pastel and cutesy or it's just as alt and goth as his

yes he has a biker jacket, no you guys don't have "his" and "hers" but you do have "scary dog" and "princess"

ofc you ride on his bike and he's a bit more careful with you as opposed to riding alone

mfer drives like he doesn't value his life, we know this

but with you? he values your life and by default extension his

reaches back for you at red lights just to make sure you're okay

you could talk him into stopping by any store you want to go in on your way back

he loves when you hold on tight to him

won't admit it but will tell you to... for safety reasons

[vampirevatican]

AAAA OK I NEED A PART 2 OF JUDD’S WITCHY GF SJDJSJXNSNX

i... honestly don't know what to include? so ima make this kinda brief

cooking witch? at some point he asks if you did anything special to the food

tries to do some magic and surprise!! he's summoned something

willingly drinks your moon water, it energizes him

doesn't ask questions if you need a lock of his hair or a tee

heck he would even bottle his sweat and give it to you if needed it

thinks it cute and reassures you if ever he finds rose quartz crystals while you're together

gets a witch like tattoo with you, yes it matches

buys you lighters, jars, stuff for your potions, spells, incantations

[vampirevatican]

Hi, hope you're doing well!!

I love your Judd works and was wondering what your headcanons are for Judd having a sensitive girlfriend...

Like, they're polar opposites. She's quiet, sweet, and tender hearted. She keeps to herself for the most part and is good at self-regulating her emotions, but when she gets too overwhelmed, upset, mad, or stressed, she totally breaks and has a hard time cooling down. How would Judd handle her strong emotions?

I think Judd being super soft only for his sensitive girlfriend is such a cute concept 🥺

Thank you sm!! <333

omg thank you, that's so sweet!! also...

'oh my goodness i love this question!!! um, i think...'

a super soft gf for judd?? just what the doc ordered tbh

i think he'd handle her big emotions differently, mainly depending on the situation

like say she's really pissed and is about to get into a fight? i don't think he'd stop her unless it wouldn't be good for her in the long run. like if it risks her bright future or he could see her having to go to hospital

when it comes to work? be it a job or school then he'd definitely make sure she got breaks before she breaks down or burns out completely

he'd probably give her a rage room, like he'd build a cutesy shed and the inside of it is where she can scream, throw, punch, kick and break things as much as she wants

he's very much an actions over words, ya know? although if she just needed him to sit with her for a bit and repeat reassuring phrases he would

he'd hold her close and rub her back, or play with her hair, kiss her forehead and the top of her head

god forbid his family caused the break down, you're just consistently in his room as prisoner and if you have to use the bathroom he's a body guard at that point

some additionals bc gosh this is cute (and brainrot tings)

he will not do the soft sanrio cutesy things with her like matching outfits... UNLESS she found a way to make badtz maru, or another all black sanrio character, more punk

hear me out please... i can picture him 'tolerating' a lot of cute stuff for her, especially if she pulls puppy eyes

the raccoons? consider some of them dressed up with bows, silly outfits or even glitter

his van? there's holographic and cute stickers on it sometimes and yes he rides in her car sometimes and accepts that it's decked out in full girly uniform

actually his favorite sticker on her bumper is a cute bunny that says, 'i know i have a cute ass. can you stop riding it?' or it's baby baphomet stickers he picked out for her by the same artist (tiktok mention)

whenever he picks outfits for her? she has to hide whatever black she has, lest it looks more pastel goth/grunge

he loves her dearly. this is a sun and moon dynamic. this is one of those 'if anything happens to them id kill everyone in the room and then myself.'

[vampirevatican]

Hi! What about Judd Birch with a girl who unwittingly attracts a lot of attention from other guys?

ooooo, interesting.

so we could go with a jealousy route but i always picture judd as an actions guy. so, he wouldn't vocalize it but he'd definitely have planning with the raccoons and get kinda protective.

like he would engage in more pda if y'all are together and some guy is looking too long, tries to pull her attention or dares to shoot his shot.

since we're talking about the girl not realizing it, he'd never take it out on her. she's never to blame. actually he finds it slightly cute and is extremely grateful that she loves him and only him.

[vampirevatican]

do you have any headcanons for what the slashers would have been like had darkness not gotten them?

alexa... play i bet on loosing dogs by mitski.

these will be short, but yes ofc!

🐑 JAY AND MIKE 🐺

they're both a case of literal children effected by the darkness through cultist adults

i feel like if their parents were normal then they'd be really good friends

funny considering the jason v. michael movie

but picture them being playmates, going to school together

jay is predetermined to be a sweetheart and sure mike can be soft but i feel like he'd protect jay

like their bond is very close, and when jay gets bullied mike appearing is enough to get the bullies to stop because mike nearly put a kid in the hospital behind jay

if they didn't grow up together then jay would definitely be a sweetheart regardless and maybe he'd still be bullied but at least he'd have a mind of his own... and that's only if his mom wasn't such a helicopter parent

as for mike, there's a gentleness to him and the question is if he'd grow up in that mansion would he be cold and kind?? i think so. his parents were cultist first and parents never... ideally he'd be a neglected child and optimistically he grows up to be an adored rich kid in a good house

GHOST 🦊

he'd be a loner. a loser. a guy desperately wanting justice but only able to fantasize about it because the cops wouldn't do shit... he doesn't have enough evidence.

he'd be stu macher without the murder really.

he is a bit of a freak. a weirdo... a creep. but i love him.

if it wasn't for his crush using him? he probably would've went on to live a relatively normal life

graduate film school, maybe make a couple movies

he'd be known in the film industry for taking out the popular bitchy girls, it'd be his outlet and along the way i think he'd subvert the trope and make a new horror genre for slasher films

LEATHER 🐷

he'd be at peace, on his farm. irritated with his brother but living the dream

he'd probably find a spouse and they'd live on that farm together

beautiful golden fields swaying in the breeze, harvesting crops, only slaughtering animals for food

he'd hold his spouse close on cold nights, always cuddling with them at the end of the day.

picks up his spouse when they wanna help around the farm but there's huge mud puddles

i think he'd be happier without his family? unless his family was also cursed into being mean and dismissive of him.

[vampirevatican]

Hello dear mother i would like to request some judd birch x mute afab reader if that is acceptable please feed us we are starving for this man 🙃😊🥰

ask and you shall receive child

y'all's relationship is just the same as anyone elses

the only difference is how y'all communicate

hear me out, he's patient. for man to have trained a battalion of raccoons and even recognizing when he pushed them too hard? he's patient and kind.

im not sure on this but im thinking the way y'all communicate is either: yes or no's, sign language, facial expressions/body language, or the old fashioned writing it down on paper or board

maybe a combination of some of these

personal fave is a board, be it chalk or whiteboard because of how versatile and easy it can be

another idea is those button thingies. they're mainly in videos with pets, they're actually meant for ppl with disabilities, but that'd be kinda cute and easy too

imagine he got a fuck ton of those buttons with his own voice or got leah to speak for him?

if it's selective, or speech therapy(?), is involved i think he'd be in awe the first time he hears you utter anything

he'd probably make an effort to record it next time, if there is one, just to remember your voice

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One more for the homie, do you have any specific hcs about them nsfw wise ;like outside of what the game hides behind a paywall

the smile on my face... okay so, obvi

NSFW below mdni

they both are into knife play

Ghost and Mike are freaks.

ghost, ofc, takes his sweet time so there's a lot of foreplay going on

ghost probably prefers to hit it from the back... i remember him spinning us around twice with his first visit

vocal but not loud... you could make ghost whimper.

is into being called "daddy"... mayhaps im going based off actually cannon (ep where you get a dream choice abt one of the guys visiting you... nd it leads to a paywall sadly)

he's also partially to you being in his lap while the freak nasty goes down... and by freak nasty i mean literally... fucker may have a piss kink bc the bastard doesn't take you to the bathroom or shove you out his lap when u say you gotta piss

mike however wouldn't be into that at all. he does have a thing for control tho.

mike is into consent non consent

very into commanding but he wants a brat... he's a brat tamer.

do not beg him to do anything. gotta hit this sicko with the "no. stop. wait."

he does talk you through it during a bj (sorry actual canon paywall thing) but isn't a whiner or a moaner

truly a grunter and swearer

Jay is also a freak but in a different way.

he wants a dom but they also gotta be nice

high-key has a praise kink, and i think a blood kink bc he's all too eager to lick up any blood.

very good boy! follows any and all commands, but as to not make him feel bad always reward him and praise him

smthn not behind a pay wall, you can ask him to lick his machete (first meeting with him and it's before damien shows up again) and you gain bloodlust and he asks if you liked it!!!

that aside, he's also just big into oral

i think he's loud... you can tell him to be quiet and he will but i think he's vocal about how good you make him feel... how tingly.

he... he's probably a necrophile... I don't wanna jump to conclusions but he did ask for riley's body (shirtless sprite btw) when the guys were done (the ep where mike stabbed riley... uh bedside manners.)

getting nasty with him would have so many cute innuendos like cuddles, snuggles, making you feel good... god he is a cutie.

Leather... is big.

so i don't think he's freaky... but that is one big man*

everything on him just... damn.

he's surprisingly gentle with his calloused hands

definitely the type to shudder at your actions

i feel like he could be a brat tamer and dom but it's like service dom??

he's just v gentle and kind

mind you he is strong tho... so getting manhandled??? yes, please.

try some freaky positions... have you ever tried.... this one?

literally any position is on the table in my mind, like depending on canon height y'all are gonna have to get creative.

ive recently imagined legs on his shoulders, kinda just dangling while he eats you up...

canon says he's 6'7 or maybe 6'4 soooo.. hehe think on it.

* in light of reply information he is freaky, makes sense, again i do see him in a soft light so canon (halloween) says he's up for anything as long as you don't move his mask and with how big he is and how much he tries to control himself?? it personally gives service dom, for sure.

Weapon sizes?? (realistically)

Leather is the biggest... 7 incher, and he's a shower

Mike is 6 inches, and he's another shower

Ghost said "long and thick" (can't remember the ep) but baby we can't all have big boys. So he's 5, but around 7 on hard... he's a grower bc i say so

Jay is a grower, not a shower so soft? maybe 3 or 4... but on hard?? we're talking 5 or 6