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MAMA!! JUDD WITH A WITCHY GIRLFRIEND! AHHHHHHH!

might as well call me mama krissy atp, lol... although id prefer being auntie/titi (@ anyone else planning to refer to me as mom) antyway,

so many ideas for this one...

he'd let her try out rituals on him

well he calls them rituals though she has explained the differences many times

loves hanging out in you room, respects her space

buys her crystals, see if his supplier has any "mystic shit" you could use

he finds a rose quartz crystal either in his car or in his room and considers asking leah about it but instead googles it

judd: if you want me, all you had to do was say so

witch gf: hehe eheh (>/⁠/v/⁠/>)

gets into some witch stuff himself but it's mainly demonology and whatever madjicks can be found in alcohol

if he gets you anything? just know there's a sigil on it

his room has an onyx crystal wand in it, and he can't explain why but he's been very chill and feeling more secure than usual

allows her to do tarot readings or readings with a pendulum for him or the raccoons

ong if nick and his little friends get on her nerves ever, or better put he wants her all to himself he's shutting shit down

nick: can't you redo that love reading? i swear im ready

andrew: you heard the goddess nick, you have a lot to work on

jessie: yeah, now could you redo mine. im not that lost am i?

cue judd picking her up and hiding her in his room, cleaning up the cards and telling the little 'babies' that they've weakened you

jk though, you were having a great time he just wanted alone time with you

[vampirevatican]

SO, I asked you to do something Judd Birch a while back, and I have a request

Like, what places do you think Judd would go, fetishes, fantasies. GOD, I love your writing so much

please I hope it's not a bother and I don't remember you still write 😿

1st things 1st, to anyone sending me asks i promise you aren't bothering me. Especially when it's someone from my list of boys that i haven't written for in awhile. I end up finding a reason to love them all over again, and why I got interested in the first place. So please send as many asks about whichever boy as much as you want.

with that out of the way. yes i still write, so let's get cracking!

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Three things about Judd Birch

Places - this was a bit less specific soo :

abandoned buildings, obvi

ghost towns

he feels like the type to go into a store when it's closed either for good or just for the night

empty parking lots

underground fighting rings

dive bars

Fetishes - i said it once i'll say it again :

knives.. dragging the blade over skin, maybe marking you with it

blood, it goes hand in hand with the knife kink but he doesn't need to draw a lot of blood and he's fine with it being fake blood if you don't wanna get cut up

fighting? crazy right, wrong. i think that judd would love dating someone who could kick his ass and then give him a kiss

corruption. now this is only in terms of an innocent reader or a reader who acts innocent. like his perception of you is perfect so to ruin it himself or have him think he's ruining it is *chef's kiss*

bondage. it feels self explanatory but i think he'd get off on the control/power part of it??

in public. HOLD ON LEMME COOK, so... by in public im looking at the fanfics that have him and reader fuck in the kitchen while others in the house are asleep. im looking at that one innocence fic that has him giving you head in the broom closet at highschool. you get what im trying to say??

Fantasies - feels general, so no bullets :

This man wants you. Bad. So bad that it has him hunched over on his bed for hours. So bad that the trashcan in his room is about to overflow with tissues. So bad that a cold shower will only make it worse.

I swear every fanfic is like this and it focuses on you screaming his name, the positions, your arch.

Nah.

He wants to kiss you after you busted his lip in a fight. He wants his arms pinned by you as you straddle him and stare him down like he's your only meal.

He doesn't want you bent to his will. He craves to be bent to yours. To be reduced to aching desire from just your sound and pleas alone.

Judd Birch wants you bad, so bad that he is down horrendous.

[vampirevatican]

Can you do a Judd birch alphabet? You can decide if it’s nsfw or not

I've decided to do both, so here's the...

SFW & NSFW JUDDPHABET

Affection

He's affectionate but it's mostly through actions. (i.e. dinner date from the valentines day episode) I think he'd have his hands on you in public but in subtle ways. Finger in the belt loop of your pants, arm around your waist, arm on the back of the couch when you both sit together.

Best friend

He's a good guy at his core. you can not talk me down from that hill So I think he'd make a great friend. Hell quite a few alt people are and that usually comes from their beliefs.

A great listener, doesn't solve the problem unless you're looking for a solution, would offer to go torch some abandoned building or some other crimes but is only dead set if you are and it'd actually help you feel better.

Cuddles

He's big spoon, loves when you guys get ready to sleep and you get as close as possible without him having to do it.

Dirty secret

He's actually a softie. You can't tell me that he's not. The raccoons, melon ball, Judd has a soft side and it's canon.

Experience (NSFW)

No, yeah, he's experienced. Sexual and Romantic. Two girlfriends shown in the show, or rather at least one girl that he planned a dinner date for that was kinda fancy? Which makes me think they would've had at least a year together.

Favorite position(s) (NSFW)

Speaking of the letter 'E'

Face down, ass up is his usual go to. To get more specific? I think he'd love doing the mating press so he can really drill in. Big boy go deep... However also, rapid fire

69, The bicycle, hoisting you up on counters or bending you over. It depends on the amount of horny and where but one thing is for sure, he wants to bury himself into the hilt.

Gentle (NSFW implied)

I say, he's gentle when he wants to be. Ofc great at aftercare but outside of the obvious I think he's attentive to emotions of others, maybe not empathetic but what is he if not an observer.

Hair (NSFW implied)

So I've been over how he doesn't use a 16 in 1. Now let's talk about how I think he maintains his hair, and... a brief headcanon on the situation downstairs.

So getting general around 6 to 12 weeks he'll re-dye his hair. Probably at the 6 mark and with the sides of his hair, maybe even back, then we have the 2 to 4 week timing of him shaving it again. Notice how I say he does it. Sure he could get someone else too and depending on his schedule he sometimes does.

As for his junk... I don't think he shaves, maybe trims?

I love you

He's not about to say it first, and if he is then it's probably in response to you doing something he didn't expect or some random cuddle session in the back of his van.

Jacking off (NSFW)

Id love to bring in the concept of his own hormone monster but it's not necessary. He doesn't wank it often but when he does it's either built up or an in the moment thing.

Kisses (NSFW implied)

He's such a... good kisser 🎶~

Speaking wild... He's great at making out, imo, very passionate and heated.

Speaking soft? I like to think he'd kiss your forehead if you're small, or like the top of your head?? Before pulling you closer to him. Is it spur of the moment or he notices you being pouty, yeah.

Little ones (is he good with kids)

Again see letter 'D'. I swear he's good with kids. ffs he also helped out Andrew, reluctantly ofc, but i swear this dude is great with kids.

Mornings

Picture with me waking up in his bed, sharing the bathroom together and heading downstairs to a greeting from his supportive parents. Very cute, usually chill, and yes he drives you home or you head out with him. Nice breakfast into little adventures with your punk rock boyfriend, isn't that fun!

Nights

I love to think when it's not spent in his or your bedroom then it's his van or at some abandoned building. Lots of cuddles, maybe some arson or bne of an old abandoned business but if y'all were caught by the owner you'd be in trouble because you're defacing the property.

Open

I don't think he's an open guy, unless he's actually comfortable around you. It definitely takes some time but the more he learns about you the more you learn about him and it starts subtle af too. That is til y'all are a few drinks or blunt hits deep and everything starts to bleed

Pace (NSFW)

What pace do you need or want him to go? Naturally I think he'd have a steady pace and rhythm but if you needed it to be different then he'll adjust.

Questions (does he ask about you?)

See letter 'O'. I feel like he's direct but also would ask others about you if you aren't close enough yet and he doesn't have much of a choice. Mainly out of curiosity or wanting to do something for you.

Remember (and from those questions what does he remember?)

I say everything because again, he is an observer. Any little thing you like, stuff you hate, your fashion taste, favorite food, color, music genres. He knows it.

Stamina (NSFW)

For a dude that exercises, and is built the way he is i think it only makes sense for him to have really good stamina. Which means multiple rounds... if you're up for it.

Toys (NSFW)

For those who've been liking my works from last year about this man. Im going to call the knife a toy, but ofc he's definitely open to using a vibrator or other things in the bedroom

Ugly (the good, the bad and the ugly - headcanon negative traits)

So the canon aside, i feel like if you guys got into a genuine argument he'd shut down or double down. Not a huge red flag, and a better option to calm down and walk away but for those who can't handle that he ready for a breakup and him saying some real mean shit.

I can't see him being controlling or possessive but there's a possibility of it ramping up and if you two don't get to the route of it then... hwoof. especially if you aren't okay with it

Volume (NSFW)

He doesn't get loud... At all. But by god do I want him to be. Mfer can make you scream but him?? He be up in your ear mummering nd shit.

Warning (would be protect you? even from himself?)

Absolutely! If he's going out to do something really bad then he's not bringing you along, no matter how badass you are. Y'all get into an argument? Like I said before. I think he'd warn you or before taking the gloves off he'd address how this is just anger, and if you two wanna continue then he's okay with it as long as you know this is just being genuinely pissed

X exes (what's it like being his ex?)

Friends, friends with benefits if he's not dating someone else and you're okay with it. Things slip back into friend territory if y'all separated on good terms. Bad terms? No y'all do not talk... At all.

Yelling

Again he's not known to raise his voice but that doesn't mean he's not capable of doing so and I'm a firm believer that it'd be scary as fuck. Seeing you scared, if you do get scared, or even tear up bc if you don't do well with confrontation then he'd stop. If he was still mad or irritated then he just walks off to cook down, but if not then he instantly apologizes.

Zzz (going to bed together)

See the letter 'C', but anyways. I swear he's a cuddle bug, i need him to be. But he'd never admit it.

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Ok so this is weirdly specific but can you like make a smut of y/n meeting in the alternative thing and becoming friends and their hormone monsters go WILD and then BOOM a love bug (Honestly I just want to see more of the hormone monsters because smut and comedy is fun) and when they fuck it would like be under the bleachers, also have the hormone monsters talking and shit I'm so sorry if this is so specific this is my first time ever requesting something on Tumblr🙏😭

Im so fucking stupid I forgot to clarify that I wanted Judd I'm so sorry kms🙏😭

im sorry in advance im not writing full smut... there will be setting and plot, and a lot of human resources dialogue, so... here's a new snippet

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"Finally!" Judd's hormone monster was waiting for this moment.

You two were under the bleachers at some highschool football game. So long of a slow burn friendship and timed moments of flirtations, lovebug glows and unbridled horny tension led to this very moment.

"I know right, oh he's going to love this moment. It'll be something to think fondly on." His love bug adds in. Though they're both silenced in their back and forth commentary by your own human resources monsters.

"Seems like his dad was right, oh- there ya go! you're doing great sweetie!!" Your hormone monster cheered you on. Judd might of had quite the length on him, but you handling it more or less fine made your monster proud and his surprised. Which got both of your monsters talking and eventually getting up to their own business.

Meanwhile the love bugs were on their own talk of marriage or kids, if not kids then maybe pets. He did already have a battalion of raccoons.

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One more for the homie, do you have any specific hcs about them nsfw wise ;like outside of what the game hides behind a paywall

the smile on my face... okay so, obvi

NSFW below mdni

they both are into knife play

Ghost and Mike are freaks.

ghost, ofc, takes his sweet time so there's a lot of foreplay going on

ghost probably prefers to hit it from the back... i remember him spinning us around twice with his first visit

vocal but not loud... you could make ghost whimper.

is into being called "daddy"... mayhaps im going based off actually cannon (ep where you get a dream choice abt one of the guys visiting you... nd it leads to a paywall sadly)

he's also partially to you being in his lap while the freak nasty goes down... and by freak nasty i mean literally... fucker may have a piss kink bc the bastard doesn't take you to the bathroom or shove you out his lap when u say you gotta piss

mike however wouldn't be into that at all. he does have a thing for control tho.

mike is into consent non consent

very into commanding but he wants a brat... he's a brat tamer.

do not beg him to do anything. gotta hit this sicko with the "no. stop. wait."

he does talk you through it during a bj (sorry actual canon paywall thing) but isn't a whiner or a moaner

truly a grunter and swearer

Jay is also a freak but in a different way.

he wants a dom but they also gotta be nice

high-key has a praise kink, and i think a blood kink bc he's all too eager to lick up any blood.

very good boy! follows any and all commands, but as to not make him feel bad always reward him and praise him

smthn not behind a pay wall, you can ask him to lick his machete (first meeting with him and it's before damien shows up again) and you gain bloodlust and he asks if you liked it!!!

that aside, he's also just big into oral

i think he's loud... you can tell him to be quiet and he will but i think he's vocal about how good you make him feel... how tingly.

he... he's probably a necrophile... I don't wanna jump to conclusions but he did ask for riley's body (shirtless sprite btw) when the guys were done (the ep where mike stabbed riley... uh bedside manners.)

getting nasty with him would have so many cute innuendos like cuddles, snuggles, making you feel good... god he is a cutie.

Leather... is big.

so i don't think he's freaky... but that is one big man*

everything on him just... damn.

he's surprisingly gentle with his calloused hands

definitely the type to shudder at your actions

i feel like he could be a brat tamer and dom but it's like service dom??

he's just v gentle and kind

mind you he is strong tho... so getting manhandled??? yes, please.

try some freaky positions... have you ever tried.... this one?

literally any position is on the table in my mind, like depending on canon height y'all are gonna have to get creative.

ive recently imagined legs on his shoulders, kinda just dangling while he eats you up...

canon says he's 6'7 or maybe 6'4 soooo.. hehe think on it.

* in light of reply information he is freaky, makes sense, again i do see him in a soft light so canon (halloween) says he's up for anything as long as you don't move his mask and with how big he is and how much he tries to control himself?? it personally gives service dom, for sure.

Weapon sizes?? (realistically)

Leather is the biggest... 7 incher, and he's a shower

Mike is 6 inches, and he's another shower

Ghost said "long and thick" (can't remember the ep) but baby we can't all have big boys. So he's 5, but around 7 on hard... he's a grower bc i say so

Jay is a grower, not a shower so soft? maybe 3 or 4... but on hard?? we're talking 5 or 6

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How do you think the slashers would react to MC/Final girl admitting that they have feelings for them?

okay so doing my best here, bc someone else has done it so now im throwin' my hat in the ring.

Ghost

Dude has serious trust issues, and a heavy wall built up ever since his first broken heart. Not like he doesn't admire what lysa did, but it's not like it didn't hurt him either. He's not into the idea of being played again, so that's why he wont stop pestering them over it. Infact he gets into more fights just to see if you'll say it again. If that doesn't work he's constantly teasing with, "Oh you know you love it." and seeing them blush is enough to make him happy.

It all happened so fast. One minute you were seconds away from cussing him out and it all started with him simply being an asshole. "Because I love you, jackass!" The silence between you two was unbearable but not as bad as- "Say that again."

Leather

He only receives it if you both have a rare moment together, later in story, and if its a little earlier after the feelings are fresh? Then they've gotta constantly prove and remind him that they truly love him.

He had only a face his mother could love. A face that made him ugly as sin and a history even uglier than that. Yet here you were, showering him with love. "Leather, I love you. I truly, unconditionally, irrevocably love you." He's pulled into the moment when you hold his hands as you continue. "And I need you to believe that, to trust me."

Jay

We need to stop babying him. His intellect is there, it's a matter of tapping into it and him switching the lights on or off. He is cute, yes but also deadly. He is unpredictable. With that being said he knows what you mean, but to be faced with it past something he's usually had, it's different in the same way that it's different for mike. It's new.

"I love you too!" He said it so quick and loud while scooping you up in a hug. "You're my truest friend!!" He only puts you down when you said 'no' but before he can pout you hold his hand and say. "More than friend's jay." Looking into your eyes he can sense it and whispers before going to kiss your knuckles. "Special friend?" When you nod at him he's even more giddy and is covering your face and neck with kisses.

Mike

At first he figured you were just stupid, but when he felt it himself he wondered if it really meant something. And when he stopped thinking about you being a plaything, when he started to see his claim of "Mine." as more than "Mine to kill."

This staring contest had been going on for who knows how long, but something about it didn't exactly reek of embarrassment. It was more like the both of you were trying to read each other's minds. However what broke the silence, is something that startled the both of you... for different reasons. "I lov-" You quickly grab his hand as your eyes go wide staring at them, contest broken and a smile showing up on his usually blank face. "Yours.... Yours from the start. Mine?" With your restated confession he seems to smile more, and confirm again. "Yours. From the start."

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Hi krissy!! Headcanons for Judd falling in love/lovesick?? Like, reader fell first, he fell harder... how does he realize he's in love?? Tyyyy 💕💕

hi hi!! okay gosh this is such a cute request, since reader fell first we're gonna focus on juddy

he'd know reader is into him, first of all

why would his shirts be missing, why would you be subtly flirting with him, or showing up to hang out with his family

besides his parents inviting you to everything bc ur great at keeping nick under control and leah takes your advice

i don't think he recognizes that he's falling until he's already there

his family could hint at it, friends could outright tell him but he'd deny it

over time though instead of a usual 'no' or disapproving grunt there'd be a slight smirk from him

now if we're talking show elements? he'd be sick and tired of his love bug

it'd start small and he'd squish it or shoo it away until it was too big to ignore

his hormone monster? quoted by a fic, "judd has a heart boner, judd has a heart boner." in sing song fashion

it's a late night in his room, staring up at his ceiling that he realizes...

Judd sits up in his bed, a cold sweat running down his brow and the back of his neck. "Fuck." He's irritated with himself, not because he forgot something or that something woke him from his sleep. What's more irritating is that those damn HR monsters wouldn't shut the hell up. He was in love and it was enough to piss him off. It wasn't like being in love was a bad thing, but it was the fact he held off on it for so long. How long did he actually love you. When did he start falling for you and why was it now that he realized he wanted you so bad.

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Do you have headcanons about being married to leather?

YES! YES I DO!!

personally, being his little housewife, but ill generalize.

Being Leathers Spouse...

he does carry you bridal style after the wedding

infact he swoops you off your feet at the alter while kissing you deeply and lovingly

imagine walking to y'all's farm house after the wedding, he takes you out the truck and bridal style carries you??

kicking down the door and just showering your face in kisses

he loves his spouse so much.

free from the curse situation? it's so much more than just loving. he practically owes you his life, his peace and joy back

you ofc help him out around the farm. you may be his tiny piglet, but you're a prized one. strong, fierce and brave.

so you're helping with harvesting, handling the animals and he does the butchering

cooking in the kitchen? and he's chilling in the door frame before coming up behind you and holding your waist???!

dancing out in that golden field

probably setting aside one or few pigs as pets

omg imagine having a pet dog?? it'd be kinda funny if y'all got a wolf or fox then named it ghost or mike... i mean they wouldn't think it was funny but y'all sure do

still a big protector ofc but without the curse i feel like he'd trade the chainsaw for a shotgun and only do warning shots for intruders...

unless the intruder is seriously planning on ruining his way of life, then that's when he gets the chainsaw back out.

he cherishes your presence and wouldn't have it any other way. you're his blessing and savior.

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What if the MC/final girl was a witch? Like it was a secret that got exposed, what do you think the slashers would do

oooo, man i think about this mostly with leather and it feels like the only way your ass is safe? is if you're a "good" witch

this will be a very general ramble, so no bullets this time.

We saw how the guys got pissed with Riley. We know Ghost was tricked by a witch, Leather has been cursed and so has his family, Jay and Mike have been manipulated and groomed into tools for the cult and it's witches for a long time. So the best way i have of them finding out is maybe them getting accidentally summoned while mc is doing some spell.

Leather is a bit confused. You've got an alter set up... but it's not, malicious. If anything it's almost like a shrine to him. Which is flattering, mc's drawing of his face or a mini chainsaw with a pig squeaker and plushie. There's colored candles and the book you have open isn't about you gaining power it's about giving it to him, and it's so...kind? He's definitely conflicted and mc could try to quickly explain but even if mc did he'd have to leave and reevaluate his thoughts on witches.

Ghost understands, mc can actually talk to him and he probably gets into it. "Can you get back at Riley... her mom?" and hearing a yes he's happy to help. ‘My hot witch wife. Me doing whatever the hell she wants.’ he finds himself in the same situation he was in when he was alive but the big difference for him is that mc cares. Maybe Wizard of Oz was right... there was such a thing between good and bad witches.

Jay is immediately receptive when the rituals and spells aren't the same as his mom's. Infact if we make another leather situation then he'd be extremely bashful at mc trying to manifest courage in him and not force it. Even more happy that mc was kinda talking to him about it before you started doing it and didn't utter a single spell just gathered the materials and actually summoned him. Someone cares about his opinion, someone genuinely loves and cares about him. That's all he needs to accept mc doing witch biz.

Mike is only gonna be okay with it in the terms of you not doing anything without his consent. Again desperately needs control over his situation and life, can you blame him? I'm not sure he'd be exactly hostile but definitely curious. Even more so when the magic isn't malicious.

In the case that mc isn't a good witch... mc wouldn't be alive. All love lost, points out the window. mc on the same aside as the cultists?? (pls don't piss me off /hj /srs) no way in west hell are y'all going to vibe and be okay.

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Slashers being Manhandled by the MC. Like y'know what I mean? Like the mc is just one day being very rough with their love and thirsting super hard. Esp when they can be rough themselves lol

ooo, this maybe hard for me... but i will deliver... via headcanons (obvi)

edit: misread, so i write more... told you it'd be hard, i read manhandle and ran.

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Leather would be surprised...aroused even. His piglet is strong enough to handle him? Then they can handle anything. He blushes. The first time you position him he's just like 'oh.' He genuinely wasn't expecting it at all. However he does like it and falls in love with you for it.

You Manhandling them - requested

Mike is shocked. Very much shocked pikachu, and caught between liking it and being thrown off. I think he'd only be chill with it if he agreed beforehand because he likes to be in control. After that though he definitely likes it, not always but he'll allow it.

Ghost is instantly turned on. He'd be a bratty bottom and if we're talking mc with the darkness?? that's the only way he's bowing down and becoming more submissive. HE WHIMPERS BTW MFER IS A (paywall) CANON WHINER!! Not to mention he likes taking his time... but when you do? Oh man he's aching, like it's hot but please let him cum.

Jay loves it. Probably horraoused the first time. (paywall - all consuming darkness, picking jay to have his way with you) canon he'd look at you curiously and say "dangerous" while blushing. He likes it and sees you like him, id think? People who like Jay are inherently nice, bc he's nice. So having someone match his freak?? dream come true.

Them Manhandling you - liked/first thoughts

Leather does not manhandle you unless you want it (paywall canon, All Consuming Darkness, let one of them have their way with me.) he def has fun with it too. I also believe he would make sure that you're okay after? snuggles?? totally. You have to beg or be a genuine brat to get that treatment tho, because we all know this big boy can. It's second nature to him.

Ghost ofc likes you being rough with him so it's more like you two are tangled in a heated sensual battle. After him taking his sweet time and you're frustrated so you mock him? Depending on the mocking and his mood i feel like you leave the scenario with so many marks and bruises... not just from his mouth or hands either.

Mike is canon (behind paywall) known to get hard when player/mc fights back so... yeah he is totally manhandling you in a way of like tossing you around as if you weighed nothing. If you're too handsy though then he's tying you up, restraints are needed because he needs control and as hard as he is, your throwing off the flow a bit.

Jay is already rough as is (paywall canon), at least imo, so he is already manhandling you albeit kinda light and i do think it's intentional and whenever it is it's usually light. Mean jay? oooo hehe, no yeah he's slanging you around like it's light work. Many positions, you are his toy, his flesh light, his hole and he's guaranteed to make you feel like it by the end.

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I have a new idea!! If you will all the brothers or whoever you want with a partner who flinch/panic a lot despite no previous acts of abuse. Like he raises his hand to give a high five and she ducks just bc and can’t really explain why when ask and he’s concerned.

Brought to you by my brother saying”if lumi gets a partner, they’re going to think she’s been abused before bc I was just flinging water at her and she flinched HARD.”

You’ve seen me do it a few times. I PROMISE I’m fine <3

and bestie it concerns me every time

Lucifer and Satan would try to get to the bottom of it. The main difference with them though is reactions.

Lucifer is confused, but also re-evaluating if he's actually that harsh. He's never punished you the way he did his brother's but it's making him think about that, especially with how hard he is on Mammon (with good reason). The first time there's an awkward silence and he's just staring you down before deciding to just be extremely gentle and careful with you from now on.

Satan on the other hand is re-evaluating his wrath. He hasn't gotten furious with you since that time him and lucifer switched bodies. And he's made it a point to walk away or shut down any conversation that would fuel his wrath before he says or does something he'd regret. He definitely instantly thinks it's just a common fear reflex in humans but solomon has never done it, and observing other humans it varies. His take away? You have a fragile fear response and it is his job to make sure he doesn't trigger it.

Mammon and Beelzebub are soothing you, trying to understand it, and maybe cutting off high fives or sudden movements all together.

Beel is instantly concerned and is apologizing profusely. He is a pretty big guy and a gentle giant but what if he actually hurt you! He'd never want that so from now own it's low fives, slowly and carefully opening his arms for a hug, slowly raising his hand to gently pat your head. Every move is careful and steady, despite your instance on you being fine.

Mammon may be stupid, but he's not dumb. No more high fives or hair ruffles. Instead he makes it a point to just verbally compliment you or express his excitement and gratitude. Only when you initiate a high five or want head pats then he'll oblige.

Leviathan gets it. let me have this, hear me out! i, for one, think he gets it because he's also a bit jumpy. look at this wet rag of an otaku loner and tell me he doesn't receive occasional jump scares when it comes to praise, positive or playfull interactions.

Levi, doesn't question you on it. He just registers it and moves on by giving you verbal praise instead. Sure he's a blushing mess and maybe it's muttered but he does it. From now on either you initiate or her verbally says what he's about to do.

Asmodeus and Belphegor would want to fight whoever is responsible for causing their sheep to respond this way. But after understanding that it literally just happens they, like some of the others, cut out any quick physical forms of positive interactions. However, they replace it with hugs or simply holding you.

Asmo will clock it instantly and immediately start holding you, patting your hair, telling you it's okay. Oh it's not a trauma response? But you... ohhh maybe he just startled you. Still he's very sorry and opting to never surprise you like that again.

Belphie looks at you confused and tries it again, but taking a 'cat about to hit something stance' before being concerned. Honestly he was just testing it. If it's not trauma and you didn't flinch the second time then what is it? Eh, either way he now just drapes his arms around your shoulders from behind and uses your head as a pillow. (or if you're taller your shoulder and his arm)

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do you have any headcanons for what the slashers would have been like had darkness not gotten them?

alexa... play i bet on loosing dogs by mitski.

these will be short, but yes ofc!

🐑 JAY AND MIKE 🐺

they're both a case of literal children effected by the darkness through cultist adults

i feel like if their parents were normal then they'd be really good friends

funny considering the jason v. michael movie

but picture them being playmates, going to school together

jay is predetermined to be a sweetheart and sure mike can be soft but i feel like he'd protect jay

like their bond is very close, and when jay gets bullied mike appearing is enough to get the bullies to stop because mike nearly put a kid in the hospital behind jay

if they didn't grow up together then jay would definitely be a sweetheart regardless and maybe he'd still be bullied but at least he'd have a mind of his own... and that's only if his mom wasn't such a helicopter parent

as for mike, there's a gentleness to him and the question is if he'd grow up in that mansion would he be cold and kind?? i think so. his parents were cultist first and parents never... ideally he'd be a neglected child and optimistically he grows up to be an adored rich kid in a good house

GHOST 🦊

he'd be a loner. a loser. a guy desperately wanting justice but only able to fantasize about it because the cops wouldn't do shit... he doesn't have enough evidence.

he'd be stu macher without the murder really.

he is a bit of a freak. a weirdo... a creep. but i love him.

if it wasn't for his crush using him? he probably would've went on to live a relatively normal life

graduate film school, maybe make a couple movies

he'd be known in the film industry for taking out the popular bitchy girls, it'd be his outlet and along the way i think he'd subvert the trope and make a new horror genre for slasher films

LEATHER 🐷

he'd be at peace, on his farm. irritated with his brother but living the dream

he'd probably find a spouse and they'd live on that farm together

beautiful golden fields swaying in the breeze, harvesting crops, only slaughtering animals for food

he'd hold his spouse close on cold nights, always cuddling with them at the end of the day.

picks up his spouse when they wanna help around the farm but there's huge mud puddles

i think he'd be happier without his family? unless his family was also cursed into being mean and dismissive of him.

[vampirevatican]

Do you have any more head canons about MC being a witch? I’m obsessed with the idea❤️

more witch mc? only a few but let's see...

once the guys are comfy with how you channel witch craft i think a few of them would ask for you to do your magic

jay would probably love if you made him a crystal necklace, he'd wear it constantly

a bit wild, and personal, but say you have baby teeth right and you offer them to leather...

i don't think he'd take them because he sees you as a good witch but of you made like a protective necklace out of it or smthn then he'd wear it

using your magic on riley? getting back at her ass?? plauging her with nightmares???

i mean we're currently in the lodge, and the guys won't leave so just think

"You guys keep on killing me in my dreams!!" Riley has been whining over it nonstop and Ghost has only fueled the fire.

"You and me wish sweetheart, but that's not us."

"Ew." Mike and Jay say in unison but, but it shows on Mike's... mouth as a shark more than him really saying it

Leather looks at you and you just shrug a little with a smirk before putting a finger to your lips and he smiles at you.

They'd be happy you're fucking with her

Hell I feel like at that point Damien Freddie would feel annoyed, your messing with his territory now...

not that it's not hot, or cute, but really??

i definitely feel like mike believes you because you broke the curse just by looking at him and thinking of the life he could've, should've, had

[vampirevatican]

Slasher with an anxious, on the verge of a mental break down MC . Think pomni or kobeni if you know who those are

i do know them! pomni more, need to watch chainsaw man... anyhow ima do my best on this

Imagine giving up running and mc is bawling on the floor and then laughing. they'd be so confused. sure they can cry, but the anxiety or mental breaks that show the opposite of what's really going on deep inside?? yeah they're a bit off, and that's enough to make them pause in coming after mc.

Jay is confused. He hasn't even touched them or threatened them yet. Are they good? Are they okay? Can he make it better?? He wants to make it better. Though again if we're going with the opposite of bawling or pure fear anxiety then i think something settles in the pit of his stomach and he feels uncomfortable. Something about it almost hits close to home in a way that unnerves him and he hasn't been unnerved since his mom and the rituals.

Ghost believes they're insane. If we're talking the other "normal" reaction then he promises to end it by gutting them alive which triggers the anxiety and makes it worse. No yeah, mc is wild, unhinged even and it intrigues him. "They're like a cornered animal... it's cute." definitely gains points with him, and he wants to see what made you like this.

Leather is definitely concerned. deeply so if we're thinking on where y'all's relationship is close. At the start tho he not only thinking you're brave he thinks you're running on pure fight and flight. Clever piglet. Til he sees the mini breakdowns and struggling to keep it together. "Oh it's adorable. oh it's traumatized. oh it has an. xi. ety."

Mike feels like he's looking at a life that he could've been. In the sense that he can see they are one really bad psyche break away from killing some and perhaps he's interested in pushing you to that. You have potential, it's just a matter of harnessing that untamed fear into anger or numbness. First time seeing you have a break down in the woods he watches on curiously.

[vampirevatican]

Of all the voices of the Shark bait characters announced, which one is your favourite? 👀

OMG I LOVE THIS Q, uhm... i. think....

tiggy. undoubtedly. bc of the energy.

now ik you just asked who's my fave but i gotta give reactions and there's 4 more voice announcements.

rhin - he made me swoon. "but you... can call me rhin." my prince. howl, at the start. howl, without his drama queen behavior.

gw - it suits him... yes... but it's also very fucking unfair!!! he can't be sexy!! that's not allowed!!! I can't bow to him... HIM?! "but you pet... can call me sir~" FUUUUCK OOOOF

lee - literally him. it's not baby, it's a polite, demur boy. a nice, kind, friend. gotta love it for him

tiggy (extra) - AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OY OY OY!!! god i love a golden retriever. hearing his voice automatically makes me smile.

cookie - OMG OMG OMG, she's so fucking cute. i already make effort to be besties with her but i swear the voice just solidifies it

don - yes ma'am (as a straight woman) her voice is so polite and calm, it's as soothing as rhins and i may look at her in awe but in two seconds im like "teach me how to do that." as if i can't talk in the same tone

akhelios - ...pls listen to me. it suits him. fitting for a god. i do not want this man but some things in some tones would have me like "yeah i'd let him hit... if i was down horrifically" and he'd want to smite me but couldn't. (poseidon eyes... but otherwise he definitely would have.)

dr. mitsukurina - cowardly, but commanding. fake nice. it fits him and it solidifies that i will be referring to him by name, not just doctor to get on his nerves and make him uncomfortable

[vampirevatican]

Slashers with a very mouthy and sarcastic final Mc?

oh this is just my speed anon.

GHOST 🦊

he thrives off the banter

you're his final kill, and extremely deserving of that title

infact he might keep the mc alive for longer just because of it

every one liner he has you deliver a comeback that just gets him going

not to mention he's the ultimate innuendo killer when it comes to talking about stabbing or killing the mc

"you know what i'd like more? the sound of your body squelching over me entering you." he says raising his knife and you say "well good luck, it's gonna be a bit tricky. im slippery and a tight fit." and he's rock solid.

MIKE 🐺

he's not talkative but he does like pushback while knowing he's in control.

you're his plaything. on his grounds, and you're fighting back? how cute.

"if you're gonna kill me, speed it up. im gonna escape." he tilts his head at you confused at the notion. you can't escape him. and who gave you the power to?

just don't make jokes... he doesn't quite get them and it pisses him off when they're at his expense.

LEATHER 🐷

"brave piglet. stupid piglet."

he actually loves the fighting spirit

it nice to see you've got a little spice in your tongue and fight in you

though i feel like there's a way to piss him off with it, it'd be under certain circumstances

JAY 🐑

be nice to him.

he's very unpredictable so, being snarky isn't the best

he'll either deflate and feel bad or worse get really upset