#-wheeze

[pixlokita]

NAURRRR YALL STOP SENDING ME BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATIONS ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

[vampmilf]

genuinely in fucking tears over this

[greseadraws]

Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)

[hogans-heroes]

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

[gearbroth]

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[thepriceofsurvival]

[salamispots]

do you think Link's used the master sword to chop up veggies

[sasswonfp]

CHICAGOAN HATSUNE MIKU. Specifically the winter version <3. (alt text provided! :3)

[wickedcriminal]

Oh that's where he went

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[hollis-art]

i love tossing the muppets at various star trek crews, it's so fun

[olessan]

"While you were out and about, trying to just spread your legs a little bit - OOP - spread your wings - aah oh no -"

"I was spreadin' my legs ALL over town-"

[wheezing]

"I was trying- I was trying to say- I was trying-"

"It was a scissoring of wings and legs-"

[captainsaltypear]

based off a headcanon i came across the other day that i cant get out of my brain (the original headcanon's under the cut)

[wheezingstar]

König doesn’t sleep with clothes on. Once he gets comfortable with you and you’re moved in together, he’s not wearing anything but boxers and his wedding ring to bed. He’s a big man, he creates a lot of body heat by himself. He’s your personal heater whenever you need one.

You’re snuggled into his side, your head resting on his chest and one of your legs resting on his and looping around one of his legs slightly and your arm across his torso in bed.

König isn’t upset by it whatsoever, he’s happy actually. He falls asleep almost instantly after you’re asleep and he likes holding you close.

[weevmo]

"COME AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MY GALLANT GAMERS!"