#-is married?! 😨

[littlestar-center]

honey, could you tell me what time it is?

@not-iaaomts-rp-blog

(this was directed at narrator if you couldn't tell 😀)

(Speaking of sugary things like honey, today’s national candy day my sweet treat.)

[pastara-cell]

Omg guys look!!! Its qibr and late autumn!!!!!

[wyervan]

Hello! I know I’ve never sent an ask, but I’ve been lurking a while and thought you’d like this news ^^

AHHHHH!!! I DIDN’t KNOW THANK YOUUUU 🤩🤩🤩!! I APPRECIATE YOU!!!! Definitely gonna go see this one in theaters for that alone.

Crazy that Matthew Lillard is a scream guy AND a fnaf guy now like what an icon in horror.

[k-is-for-potassium]

*sigh* im gonna wife her up

im gonna marry her

no one can stop me

[herefortheships]

No but I gotta share something with you all 😂

Listen, you know that weird dream I had about Beetlejuice 3? (I totally shared it in detail here if you're curious 😂), that it was pretty bad up until the third act when Betelgeuse finally showed up? Well, I had another weird dream about Beetlejuice 3 the other night and in that dream it was ALSO awful! It was terrible 😂. I don't remember the details as vividly as I did after that other dream, because the focus of my dream this time around was that I was at the movie theater with my sisters and my mom and dad (which it was so weird that both my mom and dad were there lol).

Anyway the one detail I do remember was that I was telling one of my sisters quietly "Ok the way this is going, either Betelgeuse will die in the end or he's gonna sacrifice himself for Lydia", and the movie wasn't even funny. It was like more dramatic than the other two and it was moving toward a sad ending.

And then this stupid girl (I am sure I've seen her on TikTok 😂) showed up late to the movie and she had already seen it, but she was meeting a friend, and from the entrance she started yelling at her friend about the ENDING. Something like "Oh! I know how this movie ends! Do you want to know how it ends?!" Like her friend was at the other end of the theater and instead of going up to her she was just shouting to her for some reason (I think her friend wanted her to spoil the ending for her and that's why she was even there??). She was just yelling from the door and even though I covered my ears I could hear her say that the movie ended with Betelgeuse dying. And I was so mad! Even though I totally knew he was going to die in the end, I was still mad I was spoiled, obviously.

I don't remember if he was actually going to sacrifice himself for Lydia but he was definitely dying at the end, and I think it would have made the movie a little more bearable if he did sacrifice himself out of love, but the movie was so terrible, it didn't matter. It wouldn't make up for it 😂.

Ah! So that makes two dreams (nightmares lol) about Beetlejuice 3 being awful. One of my sisters said "those might be premonitions at this point" 💀. I hope not! Like, I rebuke! 😂 In that case we're better off with a sequel with an ambiguous ending than a third movie with a terrible plot that ends with Beetlejuice and Lydia forever separated. I repeat: rebuke, rebuke, rebuke. My sister said my dreams are preparing me for the worse 😂. I personally can take a terrible plot Beetlejuice 3 if it has a good ending (and Beetlejuice x Lydia are endgame), but if it's gonna be terrible AND end up with Beetlebabes separated forever, then nope, I don't want it. 💀

[castrotophic]

yk there comes a point when u have to stop the jokes about 'oh shes my fiance' because there is in fact an age at which it becomes impossible to tell if its a joke or if they actually got engaged and are hard launching on instagram stories

[viaphni]

look its Cliff! (WDYM HES THE OLDEST NOW.........)

[viktorsaintclaire]

why is this faggot looking at him like that. ….

[hiimtheproblem87times]

Is the Royal AU like Frozen-ish?

Nope, just using some audio clips that fit into the story.

[neige-leblanche]

yall remember on here when kids who genuinely didnt want to be the type of person to say kill yourself started saying stuff like "go pee your pants" and "im gonna come to your house and unsalt your butter" and then the type of people who regularly got into fights w teenagers online were like "well obviously they MEAN the actual threats whether they say them or not" and then it rapidly became socially acceptable to say kys again.

[paul-ster]

I'll be the officiant at you and Steve's wedding 😊

BRO NO 😭😭😭

[plasky]

This all happened in a span of minutes and I was shocked every single time 😨

[nulltune]

#this is funny and horrible and im suddenly reminded arranged marriage things exist somehow#they talk like 2 webtoon leads who cant stand each other but r stuck together when r we gonna make that our next au

meanwhile me, lynn:

[k-is-for-potassium]

Silly Game Time: For reasons that aren't all that interesting to discuss (just some time travel and some pirates, the usual), I am now responsible for taking care of a mated pair of galapagos tortoises.

What should I name them?

speedy and dash

[justcallmesakira]

Why is he kinda y’know 🤭

RUKA, LOVE HES MARRIED RUKA U ARE NOT FALLING FIR THE ANIME VER OF DONALD TRUMP RUKA DEAR DID U GET YOU GET YOUR Medicine???

[mcondance]

hi yes ive just read the homo laws and its decreed that you two should get married already

#junepridemonth

the gag is i’m not a girl so it wouldn’t be homo