#-infront of me had me on the verge of fucking tears and I was so angry and didn't want her to see me cry

[pronounrespector]

Who else up thinking about how one day they are inevitably going to disappoint their mother to no return

[princessbrunette]

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track two of the short n’sweet series. pairing: criminal!jj x reader — based loosely off the song please please please by sabrina carpenter. enjoy! ໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა

you knew what you were getting into, getting involved with an ex-convict and all.

it’s not that jj didn’t treat you well. no, he spoiled you in all the ways he could no matter how unconventional that might be. you’re talking bouquets of flowers he’d so clearly stolen from the gas station, pulling guns on guys that hit on you and threatening to ‘blast their freaking eyes out’ when they’d merely asked for your number, producing a wad of random cash when the nail lady asked if he wanted to pay contactless for your new set of nails. you figured he was trying his best, romantic in a way he knew how to be.

what you absolutely couldn’t take however, way the random disappearing acts. it was jj maybank you’re talking about here — you knew he’d be reckless and fly off the handle sometimes and you were pretty well equipped for that, infact that dangerous attitude was one of the things that drew you to him in the first place oddly enough. but every sunday, like clockwork the blonde would come up with some half ass excuse and disappear through the entire night, only to arrive home in the morning with pockets stuffed with cash. it made you anxious. whatever he was doing, whatever he was lying to you about — you wanted it to stop. don’t make me the girl who’s man goes back to jail and i still stick around, because i will— but it’s embarrassing— you beg to no one in your diary. you try and muster up the courage to ask jj about his doings, but each time you even toe in that direction he gets defensive, shaking his head with a little irritated scowl.

“look, i look after you right? tha’s all that matters mama. papa j’s got it figured out, you don’t need t’worry all the damn time.”

you wanted to trust that things would be fine, you really did.

he’d had a long week, and yet still when sunday rolled around you uneasily watched your boyfriend zipping up his hoodie ready to depart to wherever the hell it was he’d go to make all that money. you had a bad feeling, anxiety thrumming in the base of your stomach that something was going to happen tonight. you couldn’t let him go.

“jayj i jus— i just want you to— c’mon jay i have a fun idea, let’s just… let’s just stay inside!” you whine, verging on tears as you paw at him. his quick patience be damned, you were an emotional wreck and you needed him to listen.

“i gotta. you don’t get it.” he huffs, but even he doesn’t sound convinced, eyes lingering on you as you subtly pull your tank top down to let more of your titties spill out. that whiny tone in your voice usually meant one thing, and that one thing the two of you had been too busy to do that week.

“if y’need money i can give you some. whatever you need.” you wanted to yell at yourself to stand up, but trying everything was definitely on the cards. he scoffs, the provider in him repulsed by the idea and he gently grips your jaw between his thumb and pointer finger for a moment.

“what kinda fuck ass boyfriend would i be then, huh?” he brushes it off, but your pout remains.

“i need you. you can’t go. i need you.” it comes out all as one breath, and now— now you have his attention.

“that right sweetie?” he drawls, tongue in his cheek as he stops his movement towards the door to face you down, eyebrow twitching up in anticipation. keeping your desperate eyes on his, you stride back infront of him and all but fall to your knees, shaky hands going for his belt.

“please, please-please— as long as you need it. want it all night” you plead, and now he’s smiling — all big and malicious like a wolf as he thinks about using your throat, all thoughts of criminal activities becoming a memory.

he scrubs a hand down his face in deliberation before getting to work on his belt.

“ah alright.” he shrugs with a mischievous little chuckle. “for you, pretty thing? anything.”

the money could wait.

[bangchansgirlsblog]

Keeping up with the Bhangs

This is a one shot from the little series. Read it if you would like it’s on my master list :))

Warning: Angst

Pairing: Bangchan x reader

Summary: Being a mum is hard when you have to constantly play good cop, bad cop.

**

"Chan?" She called for her husband. "Chan come look at what your daughter did!" Y/n called again. The sight infront of her was painful. Her little girl was stood in the middle of the room looking so innocent but she had created a huge train wreck around her. She couldn’t believe it.

She tried to keep her cool, she really did but she couldn’t. She heard the quiet footsteps making their way up towards their daughters room. Her anger was being tested and she felt like she was about to blow.

"What is it Y/n? I have a really important-" he paused when he looked up from his phone as he stared at the sight in front of him. "What the hell?" He let out a gasp.

The room was a mess. There was paint everywhere and crayons all over the wall. The collections of toys chan had gotten Soo-min where spread all over the place and her clothers (Soo-min) was covered in dirt, paint and crayons as she stood there looking innocent with the crayon in her hand. 

"Chan look what your daughter did!" Y/n raised her voice a little causing Soo-min to jump. She took little steps quickly to hide behind her father who was now standing fully in the room. It had been obvious she was scolded before this because her little hands were shaking and her lips were quivering.

Chans eyes soften as he loosened the tie that wrapped around his neck and unbuttoned his shirt. He was determined to keep his wife calm and fix whatever was going on. If he had time of course.

"Hey, Y/n calm down. Don’t stress out baby. Its okay," He picked up his little girl with one hand trying to remove the paint of her face. Her eyes on the verge of tears as she pouted. "We can just get the cleaners to clean it-"

Chan being calm about the whole situation pissed of Y/n to the fullest because why was he so put together? Why was he such a good calm dad.

"Chan! you dont get it! this is not okay, she constantly disobeys, this is a huge mess! i left her for only a few minutes!" Y/n groaned frustrated as she threw the cups she had collected from the ground into a basket. 

"Y/n, its fine. She's a baby-" the glare Y/n gave him instantly made him shut up and look at his little girl that was basically holding onto his shirt for dear life. 

"M' sorry," Soo-min chocked on her sobs as tears started to spill and she Sniffed. She didn’t understand why her mum was being so scary. She only wanted to draw to make her happy cause she knew how sad she had been.

Chans heart melted at her little pout.

"Its okay mama, no need to cry. Daddy's got you," Chan wiped the tears from her cheeks and grabbed the crayon and paint brush from her tiny little hands. "Y/n look what you've done, now she's crying."

"Chan you cant honestly think this is okay-" Y/n was buffled. Chan didn't think this was okay, did he?

"she's a kid! kids make mistakes, she's still learning. You don't scold her, you teach her," His voice was now loud aswell. He was getting frustrated. He didnt want his children growing up in a toxic enviroment where they get yelled at or abused. That was his worst nightmare. 

“Then fine! You raise them if ur such a good teacher,”

“I don’t have time for this Y/n I have a big meeting coming-“

“Of course you fucking do, why don’t you just move into your office and abandon your kids and pregnant wife!”

Her blood was boiling. It was like she was getting everything off her chest and she needed it.

“Y/n that’s enough. Your acting like a child in front of her!” Chan growled. “You can’t even control this situation without calling and crying for me,” his chest was moving up and down as he was huffing. Trying so hard to control himself but he was stressed and tired and it was like she wanted to pick a fight every chance she got.

"Chan! why do you always have to be good cop. Why cant you see this is wrong? Stop being a bad parent and-'

"Bad parent?" He scoffs and looked up at her buffled, "I'm the bad parent? just cause you were abused when you were younger doesn't mean you have to put your trauma on my children..." His eyes go wide. He didn't mean it. He was just angry. He didn't mean any of it. 

The tension in the air wise thick. The shocked gasp that left her mouth was painful. Her head started to spin. Her eyes turning red as her body started to overheat. The emotions she felt were overwhelming. A panic attack was coming on. Her eyes landed on her daughter, the little girl was covering her ears trying to cover her face in her fathers chest. Was she a monster?

"Papa? no fighting," The little girl squealed as she still continued to cover her ears. This made Y/n's heart break. was it true? was she becoming her toxic mother. 

 "It's okay mama," He comforted her shivering body, "I-Im going to get her changed so i can go back to my meeting. I'll tell the maids to come clean up," he so badly wanted to hold his wife and apologize but with the way she stood in one place he knew he couldn't have the conversation, well not right now. 

The door closed behind him as her little girls sniffles slowly faded in the distance. Y/n was in shock. Her brain was taking long to react. Her hands were cold and all of a sudden she couldnt hear anything around her.

Was she the problem? Was she being hard on the kids? she never yelled at any of them unless they did something horrible, she never intended for the father of her kids to call her toxic. To embarrass her like that.

It was too much, she was done playing tough guy. she was tired of the constant fight of depression. She was tired of her husband degrading her as she stayed home while he was out all night partying doing God knows what. 

She wanted her life back. she wanted to be fun again. She didnt want to be tired all the time. She was tired of being pregnant.

Her face felt wet. Her hands automatically covering her eyes. Heart wrenching sobs leaving her body as she placed a hand on her belly. The doubt of being a mother was creeping back up. The sudden urge to run away and dissapear haunted her conscious. Truth is she was tired of the fake smiles and the big parties and important business people.

Yes, she loved the big house her husband built for them, she loved the grand cars and the golden credit cards but she wanted to feel again. She wanted to be loved again. By her husband. She wanted to be a teenager again, falling in love and being young and free.

She laid on the called floor. Her arms supporting the heavy bump she was carrying. The tiled sending shivers down her spine. The tears still spilling from her eyes until eventually she grew tired and fell asleep.

[hoeforhao]

Dolled Up In Cherry Haze || C.S.C Oneshot ||

🍒 pairing: bestfriend!seungcheol × fem!reader

🍒 warnings: smut with absolutely zero plot, minors dni, teasing in a public area, slight breast play, seungcheol is a meany tease here, tell me if i missed anything

🍒 word count: 0.9k

🍒 author's note: am finally back with a smut after ages with my hormones literally jumping out of the roof rn♡

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"Can you twirl around a bit for me,doll?" seungcheol pesters; his face plastered with the evilest smirk as he takes in the breathtaking view of his half naked best friend.

"Don't you wanna show your bestie how the red embraces each and every corner of your body! Hmm?" another nasty chuckle leaves his lips as he takes forward his pleasure torture with "so that he can help you be all dolled up to fuck your crush tonight...or..."

You had absolutely no idea 'bout how you ended up in this situation ; being half naked in the trial room, with only a lacey cherry red lingerie barely covering your cherished areas while your bestfriend seungcheol keeps his eyes fixed onto you, leaning onto the mirror of the room all this while.

All you remember was asking cheol to accompany you to your favorite lingerie store while you picked up the steamiest one to put on later at night - for your date with the guy you've been gushing about 24/7 to him.

"Don't make me repeat myself princess or who knows in how many shreds these pieces of sheer lace will end up...on the floor" cheol's voice sounds stern, trying to mask up the hormones rushing through his crotch at your sight.

"B-but you're my b-bestfriend cherry, it's embarrassing for me" what you actually wanted to say was that it was embarrassing for you to stain the brand new panties even before you've paid for them...even before being able to wear them for the actual purpose!!! Instead you were here on the verge of dripping like a fall onto the mall floor. Reason? Seungcheol's eyes glaring on your half bare body.

"Let me make it easy for you then. What would be more embarrassing - twirling around for me like a good lil princess or screaming my name out loud in the midst of a shopping centre, as I tear of every single thread of this lingerie from your skin, with my TEETH?!"

This man will now surely be the death of you. You close you eyes shut as you slowly twirl around, giving the best erotic show to seungcheol....'til your movement gets hauled by a sudden pair of hands.

"Aren't you such a dirty little slut, getting up all dressed in such scandalous pieces, hardly covering your perked up nipples and dripping cunt" by the time cheol was halfway through his sentence, your eyes were shut tight...from embarrassment? No! From the electrifying waves of pleasure traveling down from the tip of your mounds to the void of your womb; caused by none other than seungcheol's wet lips on your exposed neck.

"That too infront of your bestfriend? Such a desperate whore for being touched aren't you!!" cheol's lips vibrate against your neck as his hands gradually move to cup your breasts into his palms. "But i kinda feel bad for that little nerdy date of your tonight tho."

"W-why so?" you can't even form full words without stuttering like a two year old. What has seungcheol's touch even done to your needy body.

"This is why, my love" these are quite literally the last words that leave his mouth as well as the last ones that get to your head, as seungcheol grips your waist tight and in a swirl of a second turns you towards the mirror, while he's standing pressed up to your back.

"Open your eyes dove and witness the art I'm about to chalk out onto your skin." Not even a second of such a leg shaking remark from seungcheol and he's already biting down onto your neck like a wolf who was waiting for ages to devour the flesh of his mate.

"Do you think that silly crush of yours would even stay at the date after seeing how someone has already marked you, hmm?" a ripple of pleasurable pain runs down your back as cheol whispers these exact words into your skin, teeth still beastly grazing against your entire shoulder.

"F-fuck cheol am completely drenched.. p-pls help me" shocked at your own choice of words, you desperately beg for a climax.

"Not so fast princess. Needy whores need some extra care." the last of seungcheol's kisses paints your body as he withdraws his lips from you.

"Put on your clothes quick and come out. I'll be at the counter" he places one last kiss on your boobs while parting aside the curtain to leave the room. "Oh and don't even think about removing that set. I don't think you would want the entire shop to know how wet you're for your bestfriend"

"What have you done to me Choi Seungcheol. Got me all dizzy and heated up just to leave my core throbbing so bad for your touch huh!" these are the only thoughts that kept circling your palldium as you zipped up your dress and made your way out, body now intoxicated by his cherry haze.

"Let's go darling!! Can't wait to get home baby, right?" a strong pair of bulked up sweaty arms wrap around your waist, with three large shopping bags in his hand.

"DID YOU BUY THE ENTIRE STORE OR WOTT CHOI SEUNGCHEOL??"

"Nah love. Just every existing pair of that red lace embracing your sweet soft skin under the innocent flower dress of yours....one for every night" a wink from cheol is what it takes for your insides to start betraying you; AGAIN!

[80ssunflower]

Okay so I had this really cool idea for a fic. Let it be known right now that I am not good at writing, lord knows I’ve tried 😂

Anyway, ENJOY

Chrissy, Nancy, Robin and Max form a band. To Eddie's surprise.

They are in highschool and there's a talent show. Eddie and Chrissy are friends verging on a relationship, been best friends for a while and flirting and holding hands for ages.

He has been talking about Corroded Coffin performing in the talent show and they've been practicing for weeks. Chrissy after being to so many band practices and admiring the boys play decides she really wants to do something similar, even if it's just a one time thing. She's been trying to catch Eddie's eye and to initiate something that will finally catch his attention and make him see her as she truly wants him too. So, she forms a girl band, and this is what they perform (minus the hatred and the whole ex girlfriend thing in Scott Pilgrim).

She dresses exactly like Envy, and imagine Robin, Nancy and Max are all dressed pretty grungy too. She’s never done anything like this before, it the thought of her mothers face if she saw what she looked like makes her love it even more. She thinks to herself how she’s especially HATE the red strappy heels she’s wearing. Probably call her a slut or a whore. Excellent.

Not only does this catch Eddie's eye but it has Jonathan, Lucas and Vickie basically swooning for their girls up there in utter shock and disbelief.

As soon as they finish and walk backstage, Eddie runs to Chrissy, picks her up, spins her around and simply says "Fuck it" before kissing her, crashing his lips into hers. A kiss that the two have experienced only in dreams. It feels so right, like every part of them fits like a lot piece of a puzzle. They don’t care about the fact that they are stood back stage and there are swarms of people around them. It’s like the world has stopped.

Until they hear a whistle which quietens the entire space.

“JESUS IT WAS ABOUT DAMN TIME” Steve yells with raised hands

“STEVE” Robin says through gritted teeth as she slaps him around the back of the head

“OW! Sorry MOM” Steve says annoyed

The two quickly pull away before bursting into hysterical laughter. Chrissy is kneeling on the floor gasping for air while Eddie is wiping away tears drooped over her, while soon enough everyone else is joining in.

In that moment everything feels right. They are with their friends, they love each other, and they are happy. And for the first time Chrissy feels like, Chrissy. Like she’s beaten the final boss and unlocked the treasure. She feels like Sandy at the end of grease when she wants to show Danny who she really is. Who she can be. And for Eddie? Seeing his face out there when he finally recognised her was the most exhilarating feeling.

“Eddie that felt so amazing! I feel like I could do anything!!”

Eddie picks her up and swings her around leaving her cackling and giggling

“I’m so proud of you sweetheart! You were like a literal GODDESS up there!”

Chrissy blushes and feels the confidence in her about to burst out like lightning

Eddie leans down and whispers in her ear “please tell me you are keeping those?” he says as he points at the dress and shoes

Chrissy laughs playfully “For you? of course”

Eddie bites his lip and pulls Chrissy through a door in the corner that leads to a prop/workshop closet while she sneakily runs in behind him.

Placing Chrissy infront of him, Eddie stands back looking at her like he was looking at the Mona Lisa in the Louvre. Looking her up and down running his hands through his hair, in total disbelief at the sight of her and the fact she kissed him. And he kissed her. Like he needs a moment to take her in.

“Eddie what are you doing? Do I have something on my dress?”

“Mmm nope, just stay exactly how you are. I need to take a mental picture”.

She laughs and slaps him on the shoulder before pulling him down into a passionate, longing kiss. A kiss so full of want and need that she almost moans in desperation.

“Oh so this is how we’re playing it?” Eddie says laughing mid kiss

Chrissy nods “mhmm” and carries on kissing before kicking the door closed.

“Huh, wonder what Romeo and Juliet are up to in there” Steve says wiggling his eyebrows at Robin trying to gross them all out.

“EW STEVE YOU CREEP” Robin yells pushing him and joining the rest of the girls and the guys in disgust.

The rest of the Corroded Coffin Boys, The Freshman and the Girls all look at Steve in disgust before bursting into laughter after hearing a crash from the closet.

“Yeah guys let’s go before we hear something we regret” Nancy says through laughs as she leads them all out with Jonathan.

“Well, whatever happens in there, thank god!”

End. (FOR NOW?)

[kaiserkisser]

youre gonna hear it anyways actually i override your choice☺️🙏

ok first. let me set the scene. finals are all next week. this is my last week to do any schoolwork. ive been busting ass like its NOBODYS business to get my 25 page thesis in on time with reliable information and atleast some quality of writing. i have been fending off full body sciaticas and flare ups since last monday. my health is reaching near rock bottom like it always does in december.

now picture this. youre me, sitting in my bed at 8pm yesterday. i just finished farming for wriothesley when i get a text message from my thesis partner that she didnt complete anything and is backing out of her end of the project because the topic is too difficult (its on architectural and historical relevance like. think renaissance shit its very hard to explain but i get it and thats all that matters). i stare at my phone in disbelief. she had half the workload. that leaves exactly 40 hours to get this entire show on the road ALL BY MYSELF. i begin to tweak out

so i have two options at this point

one - i am running on 3 hours of sleep. i can feel my muscles start to seize whenever i stand up. its getting close to the end for me. i do nothing about this and turn the thesis in as is and face embarrassment infront of 75 of my peers

two - i am running on 3 hours of sleep however i conveniently just purchased a case of celsius all for myself yesterday and i have no shame in cracking two open this fine evening. i finish the research in one day and assemble the next, leaving around 10 hours of free time if done correctly

three - cry

i chose option two. duh. so 7am approaches the next day (this morning) and i realize i feel asleep at my desk. MAJOR mood killer as my laptop also died and and i need to charge it before manically speeding off to class before getting my ass whooped by the truant department because ive been tardy EVERY DAY THIS WEEK for reasons unbeknownst to me. i freak out

i get up from my desk. my entire right leg crumples. i feel my hip dislocate. i panic. i shove myself against the wall and hammer a gnarly bruise into my opposite side to knock it back into place. at this point im on the verge of tears and im like shit how am i supposed to drive i need my cane and my leg is so unsupported. i panic AGAIN tripping over myself to grab onto my cane and my desk at the same time and hobble off into my kitchen to discover that its not actually 7am, its 8am. the very conveniently placed analog clock on my desk has never adjusted to daylight savings and is therefore an hour behind. im so unbelievably cooked

at this point its between me going sent straight to the deans for truancy or staying home and giving myself work time. i choose work time

i plop right back down into my little chair and dont leave until it is quite literally dinnertime. its 8pm. i am just now realizing i have spent 12 hours straight at my desk. this is going to be the end of me

i stand up AGAIN this time with the help of my cane and realize my phone was in do not disturb for everyone but dear cherry so i didnt see the bajillion missed calls from my friend saying shes bringing goodies for me. great. i dont even know where she is

she shows up at my door and i look like a hot MESS let me tell you. havent slept in nearly two days. my hair is in disarray because i couldnt be bothered to take it out of the clip from the night before so its half falling out. im wearing a tshirt that says “wait im goated” with a cat on it. truly my most presentable

i open the door for my dear friend and i get showered with insults on how i am literally viktor arcane because of my walking cane. i shrivel up, take the goodies, go back inside and FUCKING TRIP AGAINNNNNNN this time on my GODDAMN CAT so now i feel bad because its like great. i didnt mean to hurt my baby. but i am now immobile on the floor.

i start losing my mind because all work-mode noah could think about was food now. i go to the kitchen. my brother is in there with my dad and they are making grilled cheese sandwiches. i tell them about the day ive had and how if i manage my time wisely i can actually sleep a full 8 hours tomorrow. the world starts to rejoice

my dad gives me a grilled cheese. one thing turns to another and i end up eating a whopping FIVE grilled cheese sandwiches. im ravenous. i start telling my brother about the thesis issue and how my partner backed out two days before the whole thing was due. this thing has been my pride and joy since september. my brother looks me dead in the eyes and goes

“didn’t think i’d be living with kaveh in the flesh, but here we are”

i lose my mind. i realize hes right. the hyperfocus. sleeping at my desk. my goddamn outfit. its all adding up

i somehow managed to embody kaveh for the past 36 hours and i didnt realize until i was way too delirious and sleep deprived to even care if i ate. to say i was shocked was an understatement

so now i sit in my bed contemplating if the thesis is even worth it. (im about to go work on it until tomorrow night. please save me. i didnt think thered be this much work)

anyway. thats my week in a nutshell. i hope this brought you a chortle or two🙁✋

LMAO i approve keep rambling i love it 😹👍

why did that remind me of that one line - let me just, set the scene- from disaster by conan gray lmaooo

oooffff that sucks bro same 😭😭 except my exams r going on rn and oh god 😭 DUDE????? FYM 25 PAGE THESIS. IS THIS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IN A YEAR WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. BRO RN IN SCHOOL WE WRITE 400 WORD ESSAY AND SOMEHOW PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH THAT WHAT R THEY GONNA DO IN UR PLACE LMAO and bro oh my gosh please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD take care of yourself!!!?!?!?! urghhhh i hope u get better soon bc wtf 😭😭

ngl if my thesis partner did that i would show up at her house to kill her /j

12 hours straight at your desk. my dude. are you serious. are your fr. i can literally see why you kin kaveh. go and REST!!!!!! OR ELSE YOULL LITERALLY COLLAPSE AGAIN

indeed that is so absolutely presentable!!!!! NO NOT THE CATTTTT NOOOOOO give the cat hugs from me :((((

IM REJOICING TOO IMMA CHECM UP ON YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU SLEEP 8 HOURS THAT IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL ‼️‼️‼️‼️i literally agree with your brother sm whatt atp i literally think of you and sometimes go kaveh and go wait no your name is noah not kaveh /silly

is it worth your health ⁉️ and my dude thats one FREAKING HELL of a week- TAKE BREAKS TODAY AND TOMORROW. EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO WORK, TAKE SOME BREAKS. BETWEEN WORK. DO. NOT. WORK CONTINUOUSLY FOR HOURS AGAIN. ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOU. ill be watching you. /j 🫤 you darn better take care of yourself. ☹️☹️

[quijabored]

Spoilers for the entirety of S5 of BSD cuz I finished it and what the FUCK just happened

Where do I even begin

I can't take this shit anymore bro, HOW THE FUCK DO FICTIONAL MEN ON A LITTLE SCREEN MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL

Cuz like-

And-

AH????

HOW DO I EVEN-

Okay okay uh

Dazai

WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI

FIRST OFF, I LOVE THAT MAN SO MUCH OH MY GOD

HE SCARED ME SO BADLY LIKE I KNEW HE WASNT GONNA DIE BUT IT JUST- SEEING THE BLOOD AND SEEING EVERYTHING FALL APART I CANT

I HAD TO PAUSE LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH CUZ I NEEDED TO PROCESS

SIGMA

HES SO SILLY

I FUCKING LOVE MY CHILDREN

Terribly sorry for the vulgar language I am very emotional right now how do I process this-

THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS WITH DAZAI I WAS LIKE "Oooooh please join the ADA youd fit right in-"

EVEN WITH HIS FIRST APPEARANCE WHEN ATSUSHI SAVED HIM LIKE

AAAAHHHHHH

Asagiri please make ADA Sigma, ASAGIRI PLEASE

I REALLY HOPE HE GETS INTO THE ADA OH MY GOD

THE WHOLE HOME THING PLEASE I JUST

HES SO ME

I LOVE BSD OH MY GOD I LOVE BSD I LOVE BSD I LOVE BSD I-

THE WHOLE VAMPIRE STUFF GOES CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK

Can't believe Chuuya manadged to trick a mastermind with contact lenses and glued on fangs

THE WHOLE KENJI STUFF??? I LOVE HIM????

Please the fact that Tecchou is going out of his way to find Jouno like brother that is not straight I love them :(

WAAAAAAA KENJI GOT SO MUCH SHIT THIS SEASON AND PART OF THE LAST ONE TOO LIKE AAGHHH LET HIM HAVE A BREAK

I love Aya and Bram so much, I got sad and happy and upset and excited and-

AAAGGHHH

The table to pull the sword out had me so happy and then it failed and then she jumped down and then I got scared and then she got saved and-

ASAGIRIS PAYING FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS BRO DEADASS ON THE VERGE OF A HEART ATTACK

AAAGHHHH BRAM SEES AYA AS LIKE HIS DAUGHTER RIGHT??? THEYRE SO CUTE I WANT THEM TO GO ON FAMILY OUTINGS AND HAVE ICE CREAM OR WHATEVER PARENTS DO WITH CHILDREN

"Use youre evil bwahaha power! Do something!"

I LOVE THEM :(

Ranpo getting stabbed in the hand scared me shitless though, like infront of Fukuzawa too??? Really??? Thats his autistic son :(

AAAAAAA okay, OKAY, I don't hate Fukuchi-

I didn't actually hate him, like he pisses me off but god damn he was one of my favorites for a bit and he's staying in top 15 (Not sure if hed make it into top 10 or not)

Fuck man, the shit with Fukuzawa and Fukuchi?? Made me tear up a bit tbh

YOU KNOW WHO I DO HATE??? FYODOR. THAT FUCKING BITCH-

I still want him, I love that man so much I love his character and and and-

THE SHIT HE MANADGED TO PULL OFF THOUGH??? AAAA????

LIKE

OH MY GOD AND THE SHIT WITH SIGMA

Pulling up the episode again to try and find the line

"It only took him 10 odd minutes to minipulate you. You arent the kind of man who would normally take such risks."

Like I read that and I was like "STOP THAT DO NOT TRY AND MINIPULATE MY SON"

And then he continued to try and minipulate my son. And succeeded. Kinda.

ALSO WHATS UP WITH THE NOTE

THE ONE THAT SAID HELP ME IN RUSSIAN

I REMEMBER HEARING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT AND THEIR SPECULATION AS OF TO WHY FYODOR DIDNT MAKE IT BUT THEN LIKE IM PRETTY SURE HE DID??

Either Asagiris gonna pull some wild shit again or Fyodor really thought that far back.

I hate the whole DID section bro like fucking hell Fyodor, QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE JUST LEAVE SIGMA ALONE :(

AAAAAAAA AND VAMP AKU??? BRO. BRO BRO BRO

I CANT

I CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE ATSUSHIS LIKE "Akutagawa Ik youre in there D:"

LIKE AAAAAAA

THOSE TWO ARE NOT STRAIGHT OH MY GOD

AAAAAAAAA BACK TO DAZAI, WHEN HE GOT SHOT I WAS LIKE "UH UH UH NONONO HES MOT DEAD CUZ- UH- UHHHH CUZ CHUUYA USED HIS INSIDE MIND POWERS AND STOPPED THE BULLET"

I WAS KINDA RIGHT CUZ I DID GENUINELY THINK HE WAS A VAMPIRE AND I WAS LIKE CHUUYA NO

Can't believe Chuuya manadged to trick me with contact lenses and glued on fangs-

AHHH WHEN DAZAI GOT "SHOT" I WAS COPING SO HARD THOUGH

And then I didn't have to cope so that was nice :3

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I WAS WHEN FYODOR GOT STABBED IN THE HELICOPTER

OH MY GOD I LOVED THE SCENE BECAUSE PLOT BUT FUCK I HATED THAT SCENE CUZ FYODORS ONE OF MY FAVORITES BRO

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED TO KILL THAT GUY :(

AAAAAAAA AND NIKOLAI??? HELP??? MY SON??? ITS OKAY ITS OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY

"You wanted to kill him, didn't you?"

"Yeah. I certainly did. No, I didnt. No... Youre right."

FUCK.

FUCKING HELL ASAGIRI IM GONNA CRY

Please Asagiri make him come back so he can be like "nooo Nikolai Im not actually dead, youre actually halucinating" or something CUZ FUCK I CANT HAVE NIKOLAI LOOKING SO SAD

HE LOOKS SO VULNERABLE AND I JUST-

AAAAAAAAAA????

Just to be clear, I'm so glad Fyodors dead, I got attached to him knowing he was probably gonna die, and while I do feel hurt by it, HE CAN STOP PESTERING THE ADA YAAAAYYYY

AND IN TURN, SIGMA :DDD

(Hes an ADA member now trust guys trust)

AAAAAAA FUKUCHI AND FUKUZAWA BRO

WHEN FUKUZAWA SLASHED HIM AND WE SAW HIS EXPRESSION LIKE AAAAA

I KEPT SAYING I HATED FUKUCHI BUT I REALLY DIDNT, EVEN IF IT TOOK HIM DYING (??) TO REALIZE THAT

THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE FUKUCHI WAS TELLING FUKUZAWA TO KILL HIM LIKE AAAGGHHHH

AND THE WHOLE WANTING WORLD PEACE LIKE AAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAA

AND THEN HE GETS KILLED BY TERUKO??? AAA??

MY BABY SHE WAS CRYING I FELT SO BAD LIKE AAAAAHHH

"Dont look at him! Dont do this to him..." WHEN SHE WAS TALKING TO ATSUSHI AFTER LIKE FUCK

AND THEN FUKUZAWA YELLING LIKE WAAAAAAAAAA YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME BRO

ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI-

AND THE WAY FUKUZAWA WAS HOLDING HIM PLEASE IM GONNA CRY

I don't usually cry for animes since I just suck with emotions, but this damned show made me pause before the ending to just sob for a good 5 minutes

And now with that out of the way,

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??? FYM 2 HOURS LATER??? HOW IS THE WORLD ON FIRE IN 2 HOURS??? HELLO?????

SWITCHING TO THE MANGA THE NEXT TIME I WANNA BSD CUZ ITS SLIGHTLY MORE PROGRESSED FROM MY UNDERSTANDINGS BUT AAAAAAA

FUKUCHI HAD ME SOBBING AND THEN HE COMES BACK AS LIKE A GOD THING??? I THINK????

IS FUKUCHI DEAD OR NOT????

I mean considering he's floating I have no idea what happens BUT STILL

AAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IT MAKES ME GO YAY AND THEN NO AND THEN YAY AND THEN NO AND-

SHOUTOUT TO MY COUSIN BTW SHES BEEN SITTING THERE WATCHING ME POUR MY HEART OUT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING THIS DAMN SHOW

I can't ramble to her about much since she's also watching it, BUT AAAAAAA

I LOVE BSD SO MUCH IM SOBBING

I HATE THIS I LOVR THEM SO MUCH I HATE BSD I HATE IT I HATE IT OH MY GOD (I love bsd its my comfort show :3)

[wither-shadow]

Human!Michikatsu x GN Reader Angst

I haven't written in a while, so I am pretty rusty. DM me tips, please, and thank you!

You catch your boyfriend with another woman, and he tries to make you stay, but in the end, you leave him

CW: cussing, mentions of sex

Your POV

I looked at the list of things Michikatsu asked me to get again and I picked up eggs as they were on the list then I went to go pick up the milk and salmon that we needed for the dinner tonight after a 30 minute walk I entered our home quietly because Michikatsu said he would be napping I went to go put the things away that I had gotten from the market and I heard strange noises. Grunting? Groaning? No. It was moaning. I quickly rushed into our room, and I caught him in the act. He was having sex on our bed with a random woman. Tears pricked my eyes, and I ran out of the house crying. I ran to my mother's, and it began to get dark as I ranted to her about what I just saw, and I wondered if what I saw was true. Then there was a knock on the door. My mother went to open it, and Michikatsu was there begging to come in. My mother reluctantly said yes because I nodded to let him in and he quickly ran in and got on his knees infront of me and said

"(Name) I am so sorry I didn't mean it. I swear it was a huge mistake," he cried to me

"If you didn't mean it, then why did you do it in the first place...?" I said quietly on the verge of tears.

"I don't know... I am so sorry. Please forgive me..."

I stared quietly, thinking for a moment. "I need time away from you for a bit. It is all a shock what just happened, I'll come home once I am ready to give you my answer."

He looked unpleasant with this answer, but he accepted it. He came back to my mother's house every day for months to beg to see more to talk to me, but I was always either in bed or crying about what happened one day I made up my mind. I didn't want to be with someone who had hurt me like that, so a few days later, after I had felt a little better, I got ready to leave to go grab my things and tell Michikatsu that it was over between us. I walked into the house to hear moaning again, and tears swelled up in my eyes. I grabbed a few of my things and then left after leaving a note to Michikatsu.

The note read "Hello Michikatsu, this is a note from (Name). I will not be coming back. Ever. I am not sorry as this was your fault. And I heard the noises from today as well. You have proven that I can not trust you, and I will never trust you again. From dearest (Name)" I scribbled down quickly and ran out of the house and back to my mother's.

Later that day, Michikatsu came to my mother's house and demanded to see me.

I walked out and he began to yell at me while holding the note "What the fuck is this (Name)?! You can't just leave me!?"

I yelled back to him "Oh so I can't leave you while you are cheating on me with random women?! You expect me to let you cheat on me!? Fuck no! I'm not going to deal with that!" I walked into my mother's house again, and I cried into my pillow for what seemed like hours, and then I passed out

[graysanatimony]

I've been thinking about my primary school recently and it was really shit and like mainly taught through humiliation

like we has to do look say cover write check for spellings but I only had to do that till p4 cause my mum asked that I wouldn't do it anymore and anyway, if you didn't get them all done you had to finish them at breaktime on the floor outside the staffroom that people walk past all the time so they saw you there and if you still didn't have them done you did them at lunch aswell

And for times tables in p6 ans 7 cause I had the same teacher both yearswe had to stand and like go around the room saying them one person at a time as a game so it'd go down the rows and the next person said the next times table, but here's the thing I still don't know them to this day so I was always the first out which was very embarrassing

Another thing she did was you had to write as many as you could in like 3 mins or something and I only ever got to like halfway through my 3x tables and everyone else would be on like 8-10 or something

Amd my p6/7 teachers son worked at the school but wasn't a trained teacher, he was an engineer and he was working as a teachers assistant and was a huge source of my embarrassment there

and there was one time that the principle needed a permission slip for something like a school trip or event and I didn't have it, I knew I didn't cause my sister did but this bitch didn't listen to me and tipped my fucking schoolbag out and made fun of how dirty if was infront of the whole class while I was on the verge of tears and like brought it onto the playground and shook it out and low and behold she didn't find the permission slip and then went into my sisters class who just handed it to her

She did that multiple times to different students too

She was also my p4 teacher for a while which is a class of 7 and 8 year olds and she told us storied about ladies dying buy not really and getting their fingers cut off by grave robbers, farmers shooting her dogs and other stuff I just don't think you should be telling 7 and 8 year olds

I was already a fucked up kid then though, I wrote a haiku about people being eaten by wolves paired with a drawing of a wolf in a pool of blood when we were learning about poetry and told her write haikus

She also just left our class for half a day to pick up her Japanese friend from the airport then brought her to the school and got a class that half of which were probably racist to ask her about japan

This is the longest I've actually been able to remember stuff from my childhood, it's weird

[aajjks]

BC!JK

“why? you already have my heart and now you want our cat too. can i please just take him with me?” you beg as you pick milo up and hold the gray feline to your chest “and aren’t you supposed to be at football practice?” he’s never home around this time. funny how he could never make time to eat lunch with you when you were on break yet here he is at home AND SINGLE.

yeah, you find this really funny because he always declined your offer to eat lunch with you because of practice. ‘maybe they cancelled it’ but even when they cancelled he was practicing.

you start to wonder if eunwoo had lost his feelings for you before the breakup and just strung you along but why ask questions when you know the answer will hurt you anyways.

you know he’ll never take you back and it’s taking everything in you to not beg for eunwoo to put an end to this prank and take you back already.

“you can always get another cat instead of keeping milo” just like how he can always find another girl instead of aside from you.

he can always do better than you, he can always find someone to fuck him better than you. he can find someone who dresses better than you. he can find someone who looks better than you. he can find someone who will love him better than you.

you really hate how your mind is plagued with negative thoughts about yourself whenever you’re in eunwoo’s presence. one look at him and your happy go-lucky personality vanishes and is replaced by the heartbroken and insecure you.

you just feel like eunwoo is going to find someone better than you and instead of pushing him away like you should be doing you’re trying everything in your power to keep him close. at this rate, you’ll never move on and you’re hoping he won’t either.

you just can’t find it in yourself to let him go.

Fuck, he’s a heartless asshole isn’t he?

You’re literally on the verge of tears as you hold Milo close to your chest, and eunwoo shakes his head, before looking down on the ground.

“Okay take him then.” He sighs, in defeat.

You deserve to have Milo. You deserve to be happy and he deserves to be unhappy, for the rest of his life because he walked all over your heart like it meant nothing.

He hopes that you’ll be happy once again in your life, that you’ll find someone better than him who’ll love you like you deserve to be loved.

“Just go yn, please.” He is begging you, he doesn’t have it in him to look at you without feeling like shit, he’s so cruel, he loves you but why is it so easy for him to let you go?

Why is it so easy for him to let you go?

____

Being in the presence of his father is not an easy task, he’s demanding, cruel and merciless, Jungkook is already feeling a headache creep up in his head, it’s been four hours, yet his father hasn’t commented on his presentation yet.

Jungkook can see him sitting right there at the large table, with his business partners, associates and some investors, Jungkook feels like a failure already.

Jeon Jaehan’s eyes are always stoic, not a single hint of emotion in his eyes as he stares at the large screen infront of him.

“Well..” jungkook feels his breath hitch, okay, time for criticism.

“What do we think of this idea?” Jaehan asks his associates, Jungkook looks over to the group of older men, they’re thinking hard.

Oh fuck it.

“I like it.” Jaehan announces suddenly, and jungkooks eyes widen, almost pop out… did his dad just say that he likes jungkooks idea?

Woah… “you’re right Mr jeon.” Another man chimes in, “I think it’s very clever..” and Jungkook smirks to himself, of course it’s clever because it’s jungkooks idea.

“Well thank you gentlemen… excuse me.” Jungkook bows down, finally moving his feet when he sees his father nod his head in approval.

Jungkook comes out of the dark large room with satisfaction, he worked so hard on this and it feels so damn good to see his father actually approve of his ideas.

He feels so happy, and Jungkook immediately thinks of you, what you must be doing right now? He wants to call you right now,

Should he? He thinks for a moment as he goes back into his office space, “I don’t think I have her number….” He pouts when he realises that.

That’s sad, a bummer really but he can’t wait to get home soon in an hour or so, it’s okay he will wait for another hour before he gets to see you.

You’re really his lucky charm aren’t you?

[startaee]

EREN, BAKUGO, SUNA AND BAJI DURING A ZOMBIE INVASION !! (separately)

really rough work- like fr just me brainstorming rn.

reblogs are appreciated !

NOTE : this was written in JAN 31st on my wattpad acc !!

zombies, suicide, murder, betrayal, mentions of blood - its really not as dark as the warnings seem- like these are just plots but im putting trigger warnings cuz like they are all a summarised version of the oneshots . trust me this is just crack fluff and a lil angst all cool👌

okay so like i just watched all of us are dead and oh my fucking god. the plot, the acting, the characters, the directing- so good. it was so good oml and while watching it, i had this thing going in the back of my head ;

how would suna be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

suna tbh would definitely be in the volleyball practice room and wouldve called u to watch him n stuff. so you, suna, atsumu, osamu are literally the only ones there cuz idk- u n rin just flirting and like atsumu and osamu are like so done w yall like kiss already 🙁🙁 and then yall hear this loud ass scream oml so like yall are all confused like what happened ???? and then osamu goes out to check and comes back running and locks the door so fast lmao- atsumu is literally so fucking scared u guys like shaking rn 😱😱 and suna instinctively throws himself infront of u.

so like osamu is like "guys??? remember how we were talking about what would happen if zombies were real?"

"well they are, so we gotta do smthg-" and atsumu is like bro no omg i cant die n stuff and he's legit on the verge of tears- suna whips his phone out guys 😔✋ and literally starts a fucking insta live gbye- he's like, y/n stay here its not safe. and then he's peaking out of the window and raising his phone 🤳 like "guys look there's zombies at our school omg 😱" LMAO- but no fr like the volleyball gym is the best place to be at a time like this cause it has a bathroom and food and its got this big ass steel door lmaooo so yalls are safe and suna is documenting everything w ur phone cuz his battery ran out 😋🤘

how would katsuki (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

this man will make sure nobody touches him or you. he wont mind sacrificing his classmates if he has to. but you? nah he's gonna make sure he protects you till his last breath. he wants to save himself too, but you're his first priority. so if he gets bitten, he's gonna tell you that he likes you and then kword himself 😔😔😔 but like he wont make a slip up like that so he'll live w u then take u for a date after this is all done lol

how would eren (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

like he was practicing in the field w two of his teammates; jean, connie and his coach; levi. so they see some ppl running and screaming- and connie, while passing the ball to him, goes "lol bro what if its a zombie apocalypse" and jean is like "then he'll definitely confess to y/n" and they laugh 😂🤨😐😶☹️

then levi is like, "oi why are you kids running? what's the problem?" and then they're all still screaming. a few seconds in, and they see a janitor with a really red lips run towards the crowd. now these 4 ppl are actually smart, so they don't wait around and run out of the school right. levi is like get in my car guys hurry up. and eren is about to- then he's like oh fuck no. so he realises you may be in the school and stuff. so he's like guys, ily gtg. and connie is like fuck man, *abt to get out cause he aint gonna let his homie die alone like that* and jean is holding him back like nah bro he finna die, you finna die, we all finna die 😔✋ so levi has given eren some hockey kit he found in his trunk? idk like kneepads and just heavy full sleeves and facegear and thick pants so that he wont get bitten and eren wears his jacket over the tee, with the thing '10' written at the back, 10 is eren's jersey number and uk that cause you always have your eyes set on him when he's playing.

so he's on his way into the school and you're like frantically searching for him at the football field and look at the school door, and see his jersey and yell so loud "EREN DONT GO !!!" and he looks back like huh??? 🤨🤨🤨 and then the way he runs to u- 😭😭😭 literally picks u up and bolts so fast 😭😭😭 cause when you screamed, you attracted a ton of zombies. and levi is waiting there, the getaway driver. connie is praying that eren comes back, w or w/o u lol. and jean is giving him the side eye cause he's an atheist lmaoo- so yeah eren comes back, holding u in bridal style and gets in the car. levi is like wait check for bites, and jean is like, yeah bro we'll give you privacy😏😏😏

and then connie is like no fr check like what if she was bitten- and u didnt even have a small blood drop- turns out that you forgot u had school and came after the third period and when you came everything was chaotic. nevertheless, you still let eren check u for bites cause like that's so important in this situation and hes like "nah she doesn't have no bites." "yet. 😏🥴😉" LMAO

and how would baji be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

so we all know baji is a crazy man. now he's the type of guy who will beat everyone up and protect u at the same time. but like at the end, when yall are just abt to be saved, there's just one zombie left, you're trynna get onto the helicopter and he's obviously putting u before him, and then a zombie bites him and he goes, "i really like you. since I can't take you out on a date, can you consider this the best date of your life?"

and youre like screaming like omg naurrr n stuff lmao

[that-one-weeb-but-it-transformer]

Ultra Magnus with a Famous Human s/o headcannons

Note: you're a famous singer, recently moved to jasper able to escape the media. Who knew you'd run into well...alien robots- none the less one you've fallen in love with and him with you

Also lets show love for his older desgin too. Ah the good days

Not The kids forcing him to listen to your music

And Optimus telling him to relax and to do so he's ordered to drive the kids home

Then they finding you wandering and asking if you want a ride you agreed.

Miko was super happy to meet you

Despite being well...a famous artist (music wise) you're pretty shy.

Magnus liked your music but like- he would never give into it

On a walk back to your home one day you saw Miko running towards you: you were surprised as you were under the bridges, but smiled and waved at her and there's giant robots fighting and your like "WTF-"

Grabbing Miko by the hand and running dropping your guitar and just trying to keep it safe.

Luckily no one got hurt and you seen your guitar happy it was also safe

Till Magnus accidentally stepped on it and everyone froze.

You try not to cry because of it.

"My apologies- are...you...crying-" "N-No!...on the verge! There is a difference!"

Miko patting you on the back.

"You know...your way different off stage..." "i..I know..."

Pretty boy with tears in his eyes? Magnus falling in love- No- maybe....he feels bad

Welp now you are in the base

Smokescreen, Bee, and Wheeljack argue to be your guardian, there all fans of your music

"He goes to school with raff! Easy double pick up!" Bee chirped (he also knew Raff liked some of your music and knew he has a hard time making friends so like triple whammy)

"But you already take raff to school! I can do it! Famous guy needs a hot ride to pick him up in." Smokescreen debated.

"Please you both just want to"

"Ultra Magnus will be Y/n's guardian-"

Everyone's frozen: AYO WAIT-

You only bow your head towards Magnus: "T.t.thank you for your t.t.time..."

Well this is gonna be different

You tell him, he doesn't have to pick you up often because you have a lot with high school and music

very tense ride home that night.

You thanked him profoundly for taking you home and telling him you can get money for gas if he needs that type of thing, or a car wash all he had to do was ask but realized you were rambling so said goodbye quickly and rushed into the apartment building.

Going to school the next day he was waiting outside and it surprised you so much you dropped your yogurt and it splattered on you and like the tiniest bit on his door.

Some guy, who also lives in the building the same age as you saw you scrambling to wipe it off the door with the most disappointed look on your face

"Need some help their love?"

Uh no. No, he doesn't: Q Ultra Magnus' pretty solid holo form getting out the truck.

Magnus = protective

He could care less about the yogurt

Many people bullied Tailgate by being nice first so we protect the innocent

The guys eventually left and said bye with a smile

You said bye with a smile, and a red face pulling hair behind your ear

"Go change." "Ah...right..."

Come out in matching color scheme clothes..." sorry... it's all I had washed."

OH PRIMUS ARE YOU SO CUTE

"What you wear has no concerns to me."

And you gave him a cute smile and nodded.

Primus, he's dead

You decided not to bring up the holo form

It was sudden how you could have the day free and then it'd be packed.

Seen you on the cover of one of Miko's magazines and Miko of course showed him.

"He's completely different in front of the camera!"

OH PRIMUS YOUR HOT TOO!?

Your back's completely exposed and you're looking back with such a sharp glare

Screaming without the S internally

Miko asked for tickets; like to buy them from you.

You only said yes and handed them over with no cost.

You fucked yourself over because you get shy infront of people and now that you know there, there

And it was a tailgate concert, everyone gathers in their cars.

So that means your "guardian" might be there and you aim to please him

Mostly because you broke from a military family as the only son and there not very approving of it and never come to see your shows

Only Miko and Jack came to your show with their guardians. And of course like hundreds of these others.

Raff preferred to stay at the base for this one, plus Bee was out, he watched it on. tv on the low volume while he did homework.

Not Magnus trying to watch it

You were really different on stage a lot more confident in your movement and voice, it's like you changed completely, and it's not a bad change

The others came back and those three fans of you are immediately besides Magnus who's acting like he's just standing around against the wall

"Aw right! What did he sing yet! Did he sing Fighter and No Glory yet!" "No, he's just started really"

"Yes!"

Bee explained that he remembered Y/n saying he was going to write a song based on him and wheel jack and Smokescreen said the same they came to the conclusion maybe you write about what you see and experience

Raff said they were correct he remembers Y/n saying something like that

Did you write a song about Magnus? He wonders now. What would it sound like? Maybe like...he doesn't know

"No Glory is about Ratchet-" "Wow Ratchet you hear that!-" "I've known."

Woah when did you start talking to Ratchet

Everyone is shocked tbh.

But back to your concert. When fighter came up someone threw you a white leather jacket that sported 38 on the back with red and blue accents and rocked on Smokescreen ways so happy

And when No glory came on you raked through your hair and it was suddenly white with orange stripes throughout it.

Okay Magnus = simp

He's a complete simp for you: but- BUT he doesn't know how to act upon these feelings or even get close to you in the first place-

But wait- he does.

Then you know you causally showed up the next day with Raff you guys were talking and with a new guitar in hand- man...

"Yeah! You guys should totally scratch your name into it! You to Bee!"

"It was made unaware to me that you'd need to be acquired today."

You apologized profoundly you didn't want to bother him.

Awkward...

He takes you home at the end of the day.

Randomly he tells you there's something for you under the seat.

You look to see a white box, it's pretty big too.

"What is it?" "An apology."

You only pull it out and open it

You could blush it was so beautiful

A new acoustic guitar with beautifully designed inlays, fancy flowers ran down the carefully crafted neck, wrapping around it like a vine, traveling down to the body it breaking somewhere down towards the end for a few inches and then continuing back on the opposite side. Two flowers only painted blue and red, they delicately filled in.

"Wow...." Y/n spoke, shocked, "it's....wow...."

"I take it...you do not like it."

You were too shocked at its beauty to even answer the question right away.

"No...no...wow....it's just....so beautiful...."

You actually started crying, you've never been gifted a guitar before especially one so beautiful.

"No! No...there happy tears, please. Believe me. No one ever gifted me something so beautiful!"

After that day you're never seen without it.

It even has a super special pedestal in your home when you're not using it

Lately, you've been sleeping in way past time school starts so fool had to break into your apartment in his holo form and wake you up

He has to drag you to school especially when you work such long hours.

He always finds you either at a desk or on the couch papers filled with writing laid around you

"Y/n! Y/n!" "Mhm...no..." "Y/N!" "I'm up! I'm up!"

Figured out how to use the kettle to make you tea and coffee.

He surprisingly makes really good coffee and tea, you followed the way he did it and it just doesn't come out the same

He prefers tea over coffee

Him forcing you to wake up turns into a little like...coffee date if he dares call it that, especially as it's raining you guys sit by the large window on the floor and sip drinks.

You bring his holo-form up, he explains it simply to you

You only nodded, he was surprised, maybe he was expecting to have to explain it more.

You often don't care if you're late to school or don't go to school at all, you find yourself enjoying Magnus's company as a holographic human or a robot

Personally you invite him to your next tailgate show handing him a ticket and everything

After that day you both stayed in, no one saw you for a week, Miko talked to you once or twice but you had become so packed it was crazy

But luckily you sent Miko tickets for a few of them.

But Magnus' was different it was a personal ticket.

So he went because Optimus actually ordered him too

He swear you used every single gutair besides the one he got you.

But before everyone left you asked people to stay really quickly, even your manager was confused.

"I have one more! One more! Call it a gift! Just! Please wait!"

So you scurried off stage and within the next few mintues you came out again but with a stool in hand and a gutair in the other. Setting the stool down you took a seat

And there you are holding the Guitar Magnus gifted you

And even told the crowd you've dedicated this song to someone and he knows who he is and said "Thanks for sharing all those cups of coffee and tea with me by the window when I couldn't do anything else."

You sang "This side of Paradise"

You hoped Magnus got the hint

Oh, he got the hint.

Keeps himself in check till the next day and goes and knocks on your apartment door.

You open it: you figured he didn't like what you did because he didn't react that same day even

Now you're both frozen at the door

Does he say thank you? Do you say sorry? What's supposed to happen?

You guys both speak at the same time he lets you go first

"I...I'm sorry...if I took the song to far or....anything-" "no! No! I...enjoyed it thoroughly." "Oh. You did?" "..yes.." "I'm...glad..."

Okay just like...kiss now. It ain't that hard

But no: you let him in for a cup of coffee and close the door behind them

There's the kiss fucking finally

Took one of you like 5 years damn

He's got you against the door and everything

But it's not like rough or anything

It's actually super soft and inexperienced.

Still sharing that cup of tea and coffee by the window, just a lot more romantic now

He'll lay with you till you fall asleep.

He fell asleep and the alarm woke you up but not him

You got to just stare at him and wowwza is he pretty

Then he pulls you closer in his sleep and..mhm...Mmhmm...

But you figured at the base he doesn't get much sleep.

Not with Wheeljack and Smokescreen around at least, so you were glad he was resting.

He'll sleep with his back to the door so if anyone comes and breaks in they get him first

You assure him you'll be okay.

Will slowly graduate to letting you sleep on his chest

The others think Magnus is finally getting to know the human culture.

But it's more of he's getting to know your insides hard and rough (jk. That was out of pocket...or was it?)

Has slept with you though, in that sense, the man waited a whole month

And a lot more of your songs are about being in love, people are questioning

Until someone finds your apartment in Jasper, you were actually taking a romantic walk with Magnus when it happened-

He tries to cover both of you with his coat and you guys rush inside

Blew up on social media: "I'm sorry? Y/n? Gay? Ten reasons why you should stop listening to the now out of the closet gay artist."

Meaning you were basically in tears you had never experienced so much hate

"They're mad because I'm gay...." "You're what?" "Gay...you are too." "I do not know what this word 'gay' means"

What-

You explained to him the situation and he explained "Oh. No one cared about such relationships on Cybertron. Being in a mech and mech relationship was quite common same with the femmes."

"Please take me to your home." "Yes, I would like that one day."

The rest of the day you turned your phone off and Magnus basically snuggled with you

What a good boyfriend.

[jay-durian]

So sweet//

Pairing: vampire!heeseung x human!reader

Genre: smut, vampire au

Request: could you write a vampire heeseung smut where he is needy?

Warnings: mentions of blood, unprotected!sex, oral!sex (fem. Recieving), rough!sex, degradation!kink, breeding!kink, use of nicknames, not proof read.

⚠️smut/ suggestive content ahead⚠️

You came home from work expecting to be greeted by heeseung but instead, you were greeted by silence. Disregarding your shoes, you headed upstairs expecting him to be in your shared bedroom. You stopped right Infront of the slightly ajar door when you heard sounds coming from inside the room. Heeseung was moaning and whimpering. Different scenarios rushed to your mind. You hoped heeseung wasn't cheating on you. You snapped back to reality when you heard heeseung moaning your name. Gaining your composure, you opened the door lightly and looked inside only to see your boyfriend touching himself while moaning your name. Wanting to watch more of the show he had put Infront of you, you opened the door a bit more. But thanks to the flower pot next to your door, you gave yourself away. He snapped his head towards you feeling flustered and aroused. "B-babe" "what are you trying to do heeseung?" You asked giving him a teasing smile "babyy~ I n-need to drink blood but the blood bank is closed... And i-i ended up feeling needy as it's that time of the year" he stuttered, still feeling embarrassed by the situation. Understanding what he meant, you slowly made your way towards him, standing Inbetween his legs "I could help you with it" he looked at you, slightly taken aback. "Are y-you sure love? You know how rough I can get..." You giggled at how your boyfriend acted "yes hee I'm sure" he nodded slightly as he got up and pulled you closer "I'm gonna be as gentle as I can but it will hurt a bit" he said as his eyes started glowing red and his fangs grew out. You nodded hesitantly, feeling nervous. He nuzzled his face into your neck as his fangs slowly pushed into your skin, drawing in blood. He hummed as he pulled you closer by the waist. "H-hee are you done yet" he groaned as he slowly pulled off, licking off the remaining blood that dripped out. "You taste so sweet baby girl" you wrapped your arms around his neck as you felt his bulge on your thigh "feeling needy are we?" He chuckled as he leaned closer "you turn me on so much baby girl, and you know how I am on days like these" shivers ran down your spine, feeling turned on by his deep, raspy voice. Before you knew it, he pushed you into the bed. Hovering over you and leaving wet kisses all over your neck "m-mhh hee~" he looked up at you with lust filled eyes. Not wasting any more time he took off your blazer, quickly unbuttoning your shirt, throwing them aside as you were now only in your black lace bra and panties "oh damn baby, you wore this all for me hm? You look so fucking hot in it" he unhooked you bra, throwing it off somewhere as he started sucking on your nipple while playing with the other one, slightly squeezing it every now and then. He left hickeys all over your chest as he moved down trailing wet, open mouth kisses. You whimpered feeling needier every second as heeseung was taking his own sweet time "heeseung please..." "Please what baby?" He asked while playing with the hem of your pantie "I want you hee... Please" you said, on the verge of crying. He couldn't deny it could he? You looked like such a hot mess all because of him. Sliding your panties off, he kept them on the bedside table. Saving it for later. He smacked your cunt, slowly rubbing it as you squirmed under him. "Such a needy little doll, I haven't even done much and your already a mess" before you could say something you interrupted yourself, moaning as you felt him press his tongue on your clit, sucking on your nub as he pushed a finger into you. "Your pussy tastes so sweet doll, just as sweet as your blood" "A-ah daddy~" hearing this he quickened his pace, adding another finger into your pussy. he moaned  into your pussy as it sent vibrations through your body. You clenched on his digits as you were close. As soon as you were gonna cum, he pulled off as you whined at the loss of contact.” ah ah baby girl, you only get to cum on daddy’s cock” he spread your legs apart as he positioned himself as he wasted no time, pushing fully inside in one go, groaning at how tight you were around him. you teared up, not being able to handle how much he stretched you out. "Your so fucking tight baby, I'm gonna stretch you out real good yeah”    He grinding into you slowly so you could get used to his size. after you signalled him, he started going faster, his hips pistoning into you. "daddy please g-go faster~" he threw your legs over his shoulder and started thrusting harder and faster, the new position helping him hit your g-spot every single time. he felt you clenching around him as he groaned only to go even faster if that was even possible. his thrusts got sloppier indicating he was close too "daddy please cum i-inside m-me" "you want me to cum inside you?" "you're such a cumslut for me doll, you want me to fuck my babies into you huh"  his words made you go over the edge as you came all over his cock. he kept thrusting into you, trying to reach his high. after a few more thrusts he came into you, slowing down as he slowly pulled out. seeing his cum dripping out your cunt he pushed it back into you before laying down. you were still trembling because of what happened. seeing your state heeseung chuckled as he slowly carried you to the bathroom. you both took a long, relaxing bath before heading to bed and cuddling each other as you fell asleep.

[lilacveiledsea]

Unsung Truths

Matsukawa x fem!reader

Genre- hurt/comfort (mostly hurt)

Warnings- Lots of Cursing, very emotional (?)

Word count- 1k+

A/N- this is kinda self-indulgent, the ending was kind of rushed, sorry bout that, let me know if I’ve forgotten any warnings

Tired, frustrated and under appreciated, that’s how you’d describe how you feel at the moment. It was towards the end of your afternoon shift when you got the text. “Good morning my darling, sorry I just woke up,” that’s all he had said. Why pray tell was he barley fucking waking up at 2:30 in the afternoon??? Sighing you just continued on with what little time was left until you clocked out. You texted Mattsun back once you got out about 40 mins later, “hey baby, just got out of work.”

Pocketing your phone, you started your walk back home. The frustration just started to boil over the longer you were left to your own silence. Walking into your shared home, Issei greeted you with a small smile from his spot on the couch. “Hey, how was work today?” He has asked as you toed off your shoes by the door. “Fine” Turing away from him, you continued your way to the bedroom and slammed the door shut. Mattsun jumped at the sudden noise. Hearing rushing footsteps approach the bedroom you turned just in time to see Issei throw the door open. “What the hell was that?!? Why do you come home, answer me all short then slam the fucking door? HUH!” That was the breaking point. “Dont you fucking dare yell at me like that Matsukawa!” He took a step back in shock as you were never really like this. He opened his mouth to retaliate but you shut him up real quick as you continued, “I don’t think you understand what im feeling right now…” He slowly made his way towards you, trying to pull you into a hug.

As soon as he tried to put his arm around you, you stepped backwards out of his reach. “NO! I don’t want that right now. Just let me speak.” Looking up at him he nodded his head in agreement. Sighing you carded your fingers through your now unruly hair. “Im tired of this… it seems like im the only one putting any effort into our future.” Issei had a confused look on his face but kept quiet to let you carry on, “ Im the only one working, do you know how it makes me feel, to be up and busting my ass at both work and school. To come home to you not having done anything, or to get a message from you once my class is over or my shift is almost over, or in the middle of a shift?? ” you both were on the verge of tears at your sudden confession. “Babygirl… no.” the brown haired male shifted in his spot. He wanted to go to you so bad, wanted to comfort you however he could, but he also wanted to respect your wishes of not being touched, so he stood frozen by the door. You couldnt stand anymore so you sat down on the edge of your bed. Issei, finally back to his senses, made his way to the bed and kneeled in front of you. “Babygirl, can you please look at me?” He said as he rub your arms. Pulling your head up, he gasped slightly. Without your knowledge, you had started crying.

Wiping the stray tears from your cheeks Mattsun had pulled you into a loving hug along with a sweet kiss to your forehead. “Im sorry, I didn’t know you were feeling this way… I didn’t know that my actions were taking such a toll on you away from home.” He took a breathe, “Im trying… I really am but I just feel like im in a hole and not doing anything right, there are so many things that I want to do but I feel like I won’t be able to do them.” Now it was his turn to cry. Through all the frustration that you were feeling, you never stopped to think about how Matsukawa was feeling. In the 5 years you guys had been together, it was hard not to feel the way you did, you just wanted everything to be perfect for the two of you and the future you wanted to build together. He was still kneeling infront of you, clinging to you as if he was going to lose you, in response you slid off the bed and onto the floor with him. Practically tackling him. “Whoa, Y/n, don’t do that without warning princess.” He muttered as he steadied the both of you, with you straddling him. Burying your head in the crook of his neck, you whispered, “Im sorry baby, im so so sorry. I didn’t think about how you were feeling and I’m sorry Sei.” Shushing you, he started rubbing soothing circles into your back with one hand while the other moved to your hair. “Its ok, shh, dont cry baby, its ok.” Kissing your temple. “We both need to work on better communication. How about we get off the floor and move to the bed ok? We both could use some cuddles.” He felt the smile tug on your lips since You were so close to his skin. You didn’t respond verbally but nodded against his shoulder.

Mattsuns grip on you tighter as he slowly started to get up from his sitting position.He slowly tried to put you down on the bed, but to no avail. “Y/N we can’t get into bed like this, come on, loosen your grip a little bit babygirl.” Doing as he said, you let go of him, he then placed you in the middle of the bed. He moved to his side of the bed and grabbed the tv remote. “Here pick something to watch,” he said handing you the remote,” ill go to the kitchen and get some snacks, im sure your hungry after working all day.” Smiling at him you took the remote.

“Sei, this isn’t going to fix everything, but I hope this is a start to us working on our communication.” Stopping in the threshold, he turned around and smiled at you, “Of course my love, ill start looking around tomorrow for things to do.”

You did your absolute best to believe him, things didn’t t get fixed right away but Mattsun did start looking around for a job just like he said he would. You both supported one another through this hard place you were both in. After some time he had found an accelerated course in Funeral services and Mortuary. Things were starting to turn around for the two of you and hopefully they will continue to prosper.

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[vee-is-a-clown]

I had an anxiety attack today in school and felt like terrorizing my blorbo as revenge against the world.

Read at your own risk. I suck at writing emotional stuff.

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He sat there, half finished worksheet infront of him, contemplating. He had dealt with these people from the entirety of last year and almost an entire quarter. Keith had been tolerant for so long.

"Hey dude, could you be quiet? You're distracting."

Keith had finally asked. He had never been so demanding of his classmates before. He usually let it slide because he didn't want to do anything about it but today, he couldn't. He was stuck in a noisy classroom full of douchebags and he was fed up.

The boy looked him in the eyes, a sour look on his face and spite in his eyes. By far, he was the worst one of Keith's classmates. The boy was an instigator and never thought to shut up. Keith had never once heard him shut his mouth.

"What makes you think you can talk to me?"

That fucking asshole really said that. Keith was just about ready to stand up and sock this kid in the face. This boy had the entitlement of a king, I tell you. It's a miracle that his fragile ego has survived this long.

Keith sighed and looked back at his worksheet. He hadn't expected much. Being nice about it can only get you so far. It's better that he stop before he reaches his limits. He shouldn't get into a fight over some kid being annoying. He knows to pick his battles.

The worksheet was easy. Keith knew the concept before they'd covered it in class. The teacher was walking around, trying to get students on task. She was also failing miserably. Nobody had shut up and Keith couldn't focus enough to finish the worksheet that should only have taken 5 minutes.

It had been 15 minutes. The boy hadn't shut up. Keith was tired. He tried to be nice through gritted teeth. His fists were balled in anger. It was so hard not to throw Keith's rock hard textbook at this kid.

"Could you be quieter?"

Again, the boy looked at him. It was an annoying look. Keith tried to breathe calmly but it's hard to while looking at such an ugly face.

"Why're you balling your fists like you're gonna do something?"

"Dude, shut up!"

"What? It's not like he's gonna do anything."

Keith was on the verge of attacking this boy. How do you keep your composure when you've essentially been called a chicken by someone that horrible? It was agonizing sitting there, slowly losing his ability to keep calm, anger becoming more apparent with each sound exiting his mouth.

Keith had reached his breaking point. He couldn't take it. He'd been peaceful for so long. He wanted to throw something. He wanted to hit someone. He wanted to hurt anything.

Mindlessly, he stood up, holding his heavy textbook and binder. He threw it halfway across the room. He would've thrown it at someone but he managed to control himself. Everybody's voices, their yells, their concerns, they were muffled, drowned out by the ringing in his ears.

He went and picked up his stuff, his teacher not doing anything while he moved through her chaotic classroom. He sat back down and felt a waterfall of words leave his mouth while he sat, too tired to stop himself.

"YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY CHRIS! REALLY, IT'S HILARIOUS WHEN YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAIL THIS CLASS! YOUR HUMOR IS IMPECCABLE! YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN YOUR HUMOR?! WHEN YOU DON'T TALK! WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT UP?!"

"You're not my mom. You can't make me."

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MUCH MORE APPEALING WHEN YOU SHUT THAT STUPID LITTLE MOUTH OF YOURS!"

The teacher finally stepped in. Keith could feel tears running down his face. Why was he crying? He wasn't upset yet his lip quivered. He probably looked like an idiot. The teacher took the boy to the office and left Keith to cry in the classroom, surrounded by more assholes who just learned that they can get to him.

Middleschool sucked.

[calehenituseappreciation]

Tommy thinking Sam Nook and Sam are two different people would lead to such funny senarios.

Especially if you apply this logic to everyone.

what if mexican dream and quackity are the same people and that was just him making fun of dream and making tommy laugh and tommy genuinely thinks dream killed mexican dream and that hes a different person

and when ranboo pretended to be killed by clarencio

he just doesnt realise

he thinks girl dream is someone else too

tubbo genuinely has a bunch of personalities and so he thinks theyre all different people (and also he doesnt realise theyre the same people a lot)

sam, in his normal voice: tommy do you have the- tommy, crying: what happened to sam nook?

sam proceeds to live as sam nook around tommy because he once tried to tell tommy sam nook isnt real and he started sobbing and so sam cant

sapnap, approaching sam on the site: hey sam can you do this for me? sam: su- tommy, running up: SAAAAAAM!? sam, in the sam nook voice: hello tommy! sapnap: wtf??? tommy: this is sam nook! :D have you met him? sapnap: what? thats just s- sam: shakes his head, behind tommy where he cant see sapnap: uhhhhh sam: takes out sword sapnap: h-hi sam nook! tommy: :D

sam is not the only person this happened to. 

tommy: technoblade???? techno, sneaking into l'manberg: uhhh techno, in a highpitched voice: no this is Clarencio tommy: the llama? techno, in high pitched voice: no the pig tommy: hmmm techno: sweats tommy: smiles brightly ok!!!! techno, under his breath: that worked??? tommy: wanna hang out with me? techno, in high piteched voice: i really need to go tommy: buttttttt :(

technoblade proceeds to have to pretend to be clarencio the pig and hang out with tommy all afternoon

phil, coming to check on techno: techno? techno, in a frilly pink dress, in a high pitched voice: hi tommy: phil!!!! have you met clarencio??? but not the llama!!! clarencio the pig!!! phil, holding back a laugh: is that so?

(defenitly happened before he got exiled, i refuse to change my mind)

everytime techno is caught he says hes clarencio (the pig) and tommy vouches for him each time and no one is able to bring themselves to tell him that clarencio (the pig) doesnt exist

sam nook, :handshake: clarencio the pic, :handshake:  mexican dream, (not girl dream) not being able to tell tommy their not real bc hed cry

IMAGINE IF TOMMY WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF LIKE BEING THE BORDER PEOPLE WHILE HE WAS WILBURS VICE BEFORE THE ELECTION AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST FAKE IDENTIES AND TOMMY WOULD JUST BELIVE EVERYONE

quackity: i demand to be allowed to join l'manberg! wilbur: ur american quackity: i shpould still be allowed! wilbur: just say your not, thats what everyone does quackity: what wilbur: just make a fake identity?? quackity: youre... the president???? wilbur: yeah and?? quackity: shouldnt you not be be endorsing that??? wilbur: i made tommy the border person. you think i care? quackity: sksksks quackity: still bad tho

the only one tommy never believes is dream, no matter what, he can just tell when someone is dream, like ya know those police dogs? the only reason he didnt realise girl dream was because girl dream is girl dream he thought it was just a dream thing

TOMMY THINKS BAD AND MONOCHROME BAD ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

monochrome bad: tommy tommy: whomst? bad: oh uh recolourfies tommy, screaming: WHAT THE FUCK

tommy doesnt have object permanence but for people

techno, while tommy is staying with him: leaves room tommy, crying: I had a big brother once, i dont remember him tho

phil leaves them and (while stabbing wilbur) tommy just doesnt realize its him until techno says "dad?"

quackity works at wendys and tommy goes there everyday but doesnt realise its quackity

tommy went there since the war ended

and at the time didnt realise tommy cant tell and so when he and tommy started a mafia and became friends he thought tommy knew who he was and tommy once suggested going to dennys and quackity is like 'oh my god' and tommy is like my friend works there!!! and then they go to the one quackity works at and quackity is like 'haha funny' and then tommy asks around and then turns to quackity sadly like "my friend isnt here today D:" and then quackity is like o h

tommy, towards sam, in sams house: sam!!!!!! sam, who was sleeping, in his normal voice: w-what? tommy: sam!!! :D sam: hey tommy yawns whyd you wake me up? tommy: sorry but i really needed to ask you a question!!! sam: did you want to ask me where sam nook is again? tommy: welll.. that too but!!! you should meet sam nook!!!! sam: what tommy: please please please sam: no go back what did you ask? tommy: you need to meet sam nook! i think you'd be friends!!! :D sam, internally: shit sam: uhhh i dont really think i should- tommy: pleaasee uses puppy eyes sam: sure sam, internally: why did i say yes????

sam then has to pretend to be sam and sam nook at the same time

tommy: you're gonna love sam nook sam!!!! sam: uhuh tommy: where is he? :( sam: uh maybe hes behind you tommy: turns around to look sam: runs to other side of tommy sam, in sam nook voice: hello tommy!!! tommy: sam nook! have you met sam??? hes right here!!! gestures to sam who has to run behind him again tommy: sam say hi!!! sam, panting, in normal voice: hi tommy: whyre you all out of breath and shit???

this,,, just continues for a while

quackity, watching this exchange, driunking juice: sucks to suck sam: you'd do the same quackity: no. mexican dream is dead lol tommy, only hearing the last part: cries i miss mexican dream quackity, feeling sad: uh- we can revive him maybe? tommy: wipes tears YEAH! sam, whispers to quackity: told you so quackity, hisses to sam : shut up

quackity then has to pretend to revive himself while running around also he has to steal another one of dreams masks

honestly in this au everyone would hear about what happened during exile and stab dream (while pretending to be other people because ig in this au tommy still thinks dream was once his friend and yeh)

tommy, after crying infront of sam nook and telling him what dream did to him: so.. sniffs do you have any more quests for me to do? sam nook: i have one more quest tommy, cheering up: what is it!! sam nook: for myself tommy, confused: what is it? sam nook, taking out a glock: homocide

insanebur: you want to know why no one listens to you tommy? tommy, pouting, on the verge of tears: What? insanebur, unable to finish, clutching his heart: your too cute

this is just au where tommy is baby huh

wilbur isnt mad schlatt exiled him- hes mad he exiled tommy

schlatt and dream are the only ones not affected by tommys baby vibes and thats their downfall

tommy just has to call everyone a nickname, once, and everyone is melted

niki and jack: tommy is the fault of all our probelms we should kill him puffy: he. bonk is bonk baby bonk niki and jack: look over at tommy tommy, with sam in the distance: cries to sam because he cant find sam nook niki and jack: okay... maybe we should be less... violent...

Sam rlly just went

sam: looks at tommyinnit sam: nothing bad will ever happen to this child ever again

huh?

I’ve named this au, au where hes baby ur honour

tommy: i had zero parents (who care) tommy, gestures to puffy and sam: NOW I HAVE TWOOOOOOO

insanebur: god i fucking hate everyone tommy: even me? insanebur: except you tommy

sam: I AM THE TOMMY GAURDIAN! GAURDIAN OF THE TOMMY! sam @ anyone who wants to hurt him: FUCK OFFF

tommy canoanically understands the animal crossing language

ranboo: i can speak enderman! tommy: well i can speak creeper

whenever tommy gets overwhelemed around sam he burys himself he asks sam to cover for him in creeper

okay thats enough of that