#-ed is not the move

[daiwild]

Wonder Girl V3:

But as mad as I was at Hercules for pulling that crap... I wasn't... I mean, I should've been... I could've been wrecked that it wasn't Conner, that he was still... gone. But... look at me, I'm not a big mess...

Meanwhile:

Tim beating up Dick in the back of a Waffle House just to get some Lazarus Pit Juice so he can revive his dead best friend

[dendromancer]

no because stede is truly humanity's strongest soldier he just had sex with the love of his life, and it was the first positive sexual experience of his life. and then ed tells him that he considers last night a mistake, and you can see how much it hurts him but he understand ed is panicking so he says that they can be whatever they want to be without pressure. and THEN ed says out of the blue that he's leaving to become a fisherman apropos of nothing. and this definitely fucks with him since he believes what ned said about ed liking him only because he's an amateur

anyway if i was stede i would have fallen off that balcony hoping to get head trauma

[littlefingies]

Just thinking about and loving this little parallel. He can't look at Stede until he's finished getting his words out.

Gifs from @cobbbvanth

(I know I'm not the first person to point this out. It's just so lovely.)

And then to make it even sweeter I like comparing it to this:

Look at that eye contact I'm so proud of you

[bird-inacage]

The Heart Killers EP2 | Murder on the Dancefloor

This is just Firstkhao throwing moves as they would whilst drunk at karaoke. Convince me otherwise.

[meluli]

(x)

[nenoname]

i love the idea that stan tried using a smoke bomb to spice up the mr mystery act for fancy entrances before realising he can just use it whenever and by that i mean mostly to escape the consequences of his actions

(+ frog!stan and mabel's attack glitter)

[hotvintagepoll]

How are the more recent Dracula castings affecting the movie?

When we last left off, Jimmy Stewart (Jonathan) had just beheld Mary Philbin (the agonized woman) getting eaten by wolves. (this being a vintage film we do not actually see her get eaten. we are given a haunting image that subtly conveys her getting eaten which is somehow ten times worse). He stares, shocked and bereft, out his lonely black-and-white window in Castle Dracula. The movie has gotten very solemn and a little bit artistic.

SMASH CUT to Omar Sharif (!!) and Leonard Nimoy (?????) on board the Demeter! Omar Sharif makes total sense for this role and is conveying responsibility, stoicism, nobility. Leonard Nimoy is thanking god and his agent that he finally got onto a film that doesn't have him in the pointy ears. (he is still contractually obligated to call the strange cargo they have on board "fascinating.")

Back in England, our heroines Setsuko Hara (Mina Murray) and Judy Garland (Lucy Westenra) are sitting by the seaside cemetery, enjoying the ramblings of old seaman Mr. Swales. because Mr. Swales is played by Ed Wynn, this is less "crusty old sea man giving bram stoker's idea of a British dialect" and more "the movie is suddenly produced by Disney in the 1960s and everyone is having a GRAND time because this man is Silly™." his various tales of suicides, deaths at sea, child abuse, and familial hatred are all suddenly very harmless and cute and Setsuko Hara is wondering where all the Technicolor came from.

Back in Hell on the Demeter, the movie is sliding back into black and white as the fog gets thick and the crew is picked off one by one. Omar Sharif is shooting for an Oscar with this one. He is terrified stoicism personified. Leonard Nimoy has hit his stride and is doing that brand of feverish madness the amok time fans know so well. We catch a shot or two of Gloria Holden's Count, but she is mostly veiled in mystery.

In Whitby, a plucky reporter sees a ship coming in: Ethel Waters is on the case! You know if anybody is going to book it on to a ship with a corpse tied to it (rip Omar) with 0 issues, it's going to be her. She's after a story, by god, never mind that mysterious dog!

Speaking of that mysterious dog, it's headed up the hill toward the cemetery. Boy, I hope it doesn't run into Mr. Swales. Seeing an Ed Wynn character get killed off in gruesome fashion this early in the movie would be a pretty horrifying tonal switch! I'm sure he'll be fine though, the movie seems so lighthearted and comedic now :)

[xoxoemynn]

The first kiss was a declaration rolled into a question: I have romantic feelings for you. Do you feel the same way?

The second was a fresh start: I love you still. Let's try again.

The third was desperation: My head's all fucked up and you're the one thing that makes me feel okay.

And the fourth and fifth were an affirmation: We've been through all this. I love you just as you are. My arms will always be open for you.

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Fullmetal Alchemist Hagane no Renkinjutsushi 鋼の錬金術師

by Hiromu Arakawa

[babykittenteach]

Glass-bottomed ego It's still afloat but can't you see the cracks appearing in the base?

[alibeehaw]

“Dear Edward…”

[poison-into-positivity]

it’s established in canon that stede takes up most of the bed when he shares it with someone else, HOWEVER ed strikes me as the kind of person who would not mind and just sprawl out on top of him. Like ye olde weighted blanket

[liyv]

is this what you wanted?

[stedesbonnets]

You wrote me a lovely letter!

[edsbacktattoo]

just started another OFMD rewatch and it is both calming me and making me so incredibly livid. i feel like a frightened mare being presented a sugar cube. like what do you MEAN they cancelled this show? they looked at my cringefail girlfriend Stede Bartholomew Bonnet and didn’t want MORE of her?????? that’s fucking ludicrous. completely absurd. i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

[mintydad]

So I was making this stupid meme

Based off of this Twitter post

And. You will never believe what happened when I was in the middle of making it. LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING POSSIBLE.