#-come from it’s not fucking french

[mutatedleemon]

Something about archangels, flies and bureaucracy

[moghedien]

idk but I feel like if you’re a YouTuber/podcaster with the ability to edit before you publish, you shouldn’t make a big joke about how you can’t pronounce people’s names and act like it’s self-deprecating humor for you to keep getting it wrong and you should instead maybe look up how to say it before you record and edit in the correct pronunciation if you have to

[unknownarmageddon]

geddon im fucking sobbinh i got an essay prompt from cross

BAHAHAH???? well. are you gonna give him his more than 122 words about the french revolution /silly/silly

[forcedhesitation]

Man.

there's just something about the love between a woman whose impending death is inevitable and a man who's an immortal undead...

[spotsupstuff]

How does Moon feel about Zephyr throwing the chancla at Pebbles in that silly switcheroo situation?

pissed, but well Zephyr isn't the sort to not take accountability for her actions or not have a good reason for them in the first place and Moon is a sensible person so i'm sure it wouldn't descend into something nasty

[fionaapplesmackdown]

no because imagine romancing your lover and his dead ex who he killed but carries with him still in his heart and head is with you in the room WHEEZING???? LAUGHING?????? you're quoting shakespeare to the love your life and lestat de lioncourt starts fucking shitting himself in the corner of room tears in his eyes laughter like jesus. Christ kill yourself atp

[caracolcondiarrea]

I believe that Eurovision this year has been a social experiment

[thesunmakesmetired]

Every month, I try to learn Mando'a and every month I remember why i gave up last time...

Me, everytime: oh this cant be that hard, im already bilingual and learned Aurebesh...

...

It has GRAMMAR?!!

[hussyknee]

I miss when different things used to happen. Memes and movies and discourse and world crises and celebrity drama and political discourse and disaster and more memes and such. Now it's just genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide,

[satellite-blossom]

I'm going to say something that's probably going to get misinterpreted but it's not because you're black that you can't have US-centric beliefs. It's not just a white person thing. At one point you'll have to acknowledge that there's a multitude of black experiences that don't align with Afro-Americans' or even British black people's, because yes, there are other countries in the world than the USA or the UK.

I see a lot of "very bad takes" on certain issues on this site, for a lack of a better word, and their main issue (beyond the condescending tone they're written in) is their blatant US-centrism, which is particularly irritating when it's coming from people who beg others to "listen to diverse voices" and "educate themselves" while they themselves can't even acknowledge realities outside of North America. Being Afro-American doesn't guarantee you don't have US American mindsets to unlearn.

[killerpancakeburger]

Question to the cod x reader community, because a post reminded me the other day that "bonnie" was a nickname used for women, so it made me rethink some fics I had tagged as GN!Reader.

[pixelatedquarter]

No but sorry, still on the mmy spiral, but they also played Dead On Arrival, and Hum Hallelujah, and Patrick medley'd What A Catch Donnie into Golden. And only then did MMYTMMEE(miss missing you tumblr manifestation mass extinction event) hit.

This is one long string of rammys that also entangle with the rest of the setlist and the healing of the tour as a whole, no wonder there's a whole ass tree in one of the scenes the roots and branches are needed to represent all the rammys

[arsonistbunny]

Things happening on qsmp and fans reminds me of that time dream had another brilliant idea of asking for speculative work for his icon and I said that it wasn't normal or okay and I had this discussion with an American person and at some point, they went "well when we want to enter a school we have to pay for the test to enter. are you saying this isn't normal" like a gotcha but like? yeah?? that's not ok?

In France, having to pay to pass a test to enter a school isn't illegal but your teachers will warn you: this is a sign of a scam. the scam being that the school actually sucks and is just trying to get as much money as fast as possible before eventually closing down due to being bad.

And I'm saying that because qsmp fans on twitter are doing their best to defend doing nothing to fix the situation. (The situation being free work by the way. And unsigned contracts. And abusive clauses.) And invoking things such as "oh the union that wants to take this to court are illegal" and things that appear to be normal in USA. And like, ok, listen I don't know a lot about how your country works but please question it!

You may not realize it but your worker's rights suck so much that you think a union fighting for worker's rights to be respected has to be illegal or nefarious??

[stackslip]

lmao this clownish, hypocritical, farcical, vindicative mess of a country. this loony nation that will literally throw a whole tantrum, from government to media stations to randoes on the street, because it deeply believes that it is entitled to the spoils and fruits and suffering of the people it oppressed for centuries, as *thanks* for "civilizing" them. any backlash to that notion creates unprecedented fury and petty vindictiveness towards the nationals of said country. on one hand the new governments of niger and mali are "human rights abusing juntas", on the other any national from this country must be severely punished for their governments' refusal to bow down and lick the sole of france's boot like they're supposed to.

[dove-da-birb]

*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*

[introspectivememories]

when you've taken your meds and your favorite driver starts looking at little less pookie and a lot more european man....