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mistress-riddle · 12 days ago

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thinking about cuteness aggression but with james and sirius.

james adores cute things. he's the type to see a cute plushie and immediately buy it because he likes it and he likes having something soft and nice to hold. so surely it's no surprise that he takes a likeness to your cuteness except what you should've realised beforehand was that he was most definitely a squeezer. and with his toned arms from all his athleticism, it was sure to knock the breath out of you every time you succumbed to one of his attacks. luckily, there is a pattern, his cuteness aggression strikes when you're in oversized (his) clothes and if your cheeks are full of a sweet treat. he just thinks it's so cute how soft you look and before he knows it, he's captured you, mid speech, in his arms and giving you an affectionate squeeze as he rubs his cheek against your own, cooing softly about how you're the sweetest and most adorable person to ever exist. he doesn't release you until the next morning when you need to go to the washroom, although very reluctantly because he enjoys being cuddled up in bed.

sirius has a different way of displaying his cuteness aggression and you're quite sure it has everything to do with his spirit animal. he gets random urges to nip at you when he thinks you're looking extra cute. his favourite places to leave a little bite are on your cheeks and thighs, your most supple areas that he adores. he just can't resist it, and it surely doesn't help your case that when he's in one of his episodes of gently nipping at you, you let out the most adorable and delightful giggles he's ever heard that just spurs him on to continue his ticklish attacks. he's obsessed with you and just loves leaving little marks to show how you grab a hold of his heart. (although he's absolutely on board if you reverse it on him and start biting him instead)

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #i think sirius is a biter #and james is a squeezer #and that's canon idc #james potter x reader #sirius black x reader #james potter fluff #sirius black fluff #harry potter x reader #harry potter headcanon #james potter headcanon #sirius black headcanon #does this count as prongsfoot x reader?#i'm quite into prongsfoot if i'm being honest #anyway these are are just some of my thoughts

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mistress-riddle · 2 months ago

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being in a relationship with tom is scary but not for the reason you think. he lures you in with his elegant and mysterious beauty and traps you only to absolutely yap your ear off, shattering any image you have perceived of him beforehand.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #tom riddle #your honour he does not shut up #he’s so annoying bc he thinks he’s right about every opinion he has #(me)#he lost his street cred during 3rd/4th year bc everyone thought he was cute only to find out that he loves the sound of his own voice #it’s the mayor of yaptown #could easily win the yaplympics just talking about one (1) singular interest of his #i love him tho #he’s funny sometimes #tom riddle x reader #tom riddle headcanon #tom riddle jr #harry potter #harry potter headcanon

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mistress-riddle · 2 months ago

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one day the world will realise that tom riddle is not a hypersexual sex god who calls you “doll” upon your first meeting and is instead quite literally a try hard NERD who most likely spent most of his time finishing his homework and then doing more academic research for “fun” and then i will be the happiest person in the world.

#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ-#tom riddle #please let this image die #he’s just a nerd #who’s really desperate to live #and wants to be really powerful #but ultimately just give him a really good book and he might be content #he’s like a cat with yarn #i will always push forth the tom = cat agenda #but anyway #i doubt he felt the touch of a woman #and he probably doesn’t want to #demisexual bordering on asexual tom riddle agenda wya??#tom riddle headcanon #tom riddle jr #harry potter headcanon

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mistress-riddle · 1 month ago

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"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" i could put him in really uncomfortable situations that are literally normal to everyone else but torture to his unsociable and unaffectionate ass.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #yes i'm talking about you tommy #i am no mans peace #i love to see all my faves suffer #what better way for tom to suffer than have him in positions where he's forced to be nice to people #specifically kids #peak comedy imo #babysitter tom is my fave trope bc we all know he does not fw them kids #'girl fuck them kids and fuck you too' - tom riddle probably #tom riddle #tom riddle x reader

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mistress-riddle · 1 month ago

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rip tom riddle you would’ve loved getting a phd 😭

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #the mad scientist #should’ve mad scientist his way into further education not retail then dark lordism #‘he should be at the club’#HE SHOULD BE IN UNI DOING ACADEMIC THINGS #he has the mind of a genius #should’ve utilised it the way he was meant to #sorry i’m a big academic!tom enthusiast #tom riddle #tom riddle jr #tom riddle headcanon #??

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mistress-riddle · 2 months ago

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tom riddle, sirius black, cedric diggory: i—

harry potter/everyone: blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #harry potter #he’s so fucking real guys #that would be me #i mean what else can you do when you have boys with gorgeous big eyes staring at you?#don’t blame the poor boy #we would all be in his position #tom riddle #sirius black #cedric diggory #harry potter headcanon #does the qualify as x reader?#or a harry-ship?#who knows #he’s just able to admire beauty #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter scenarios

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mistress-riddle · 1 month ago

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my toxic trait is i’m a marauders apologist. like i really don’t care that they were “bullies” i’m sorry but their main targets were quite literally budding death eaters, why are some people acting like they went around killing people for fun??

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #also the whole shrieking shack incident…#irdgaf that sirius almost ‘killed’ snape at all #like he literally told the dude that your suspicions are correct #do with that what you will #and the idiot went there #like hello??#how is that at all sirius’ fault im so confused #that was all snape being a nosy dumbass and trying to get them expelled #props to you mischief makers prongsfoot #i dearly love you doofuses #sirius black #james potter #pro marauders #prongsfoot

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mistress-riddle · 2 months ago

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not to be that girl but that scene in cos where tom goes "no sir, nothing." would have had me FOLDED.

#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ-#tom riddle #tom riddle jr #oh no what happened to my clothes #it's the big gorgeous dark eyes yall #it helps him get away with murder #(literally)#anyway he's such a good boy #tom riddle x reader

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mistress-riddle · 2 months ago

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just a little reminder that this is a mattheo riddle hate page.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #if i see one more post with him in it istfg #i hate him so bad #so fucking bad #idk why he’s so accepted #that’s a fucking oc #AN OC #WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ON WATTPAF #JUST CREATE YOUR OWN OMFG #anyway #anti mattheo riddle #do not ever speak about him on my page unless it’s ill #tom would never have a son #he’s a girl dad through and through IF he were to be a father #he’s mostly a cat dad but that’s a secret #also a snake dad obvs

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