#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ- | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mistress-riddle · 11 days

Text

one day the world will realise that tom riddle is not a hypersexual sex god who calls you “doll” upon your first meeting and is instead quite literally a try hard NERD who most likely spent most of his time finishing his homework and then doing more academic research for “fun” and then i will be the happiest person in the world.

#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ-#tom riddle #please let this image die #he’s just a nerd #who’s really desperate to live #and wants to be really powerful #but ultimately just give him a really good book and he might be content #he’s like a cat with yarn #i will always push forth the tom = cat agenda #but anyway #i doubt he felt the touch of a woman #and he probably doesn’t want to #demisexual bordering on asexual tom riddle agenda wya??#tom riddle headcanon #tom riddle jr #harry potter headcanon

65 notes · View notes

mistress-riddle · 9 hours

Text

being in a relationship with tom is scary but not for the reason you think. he lures you in with his elegant and mysterious beauty and traps you only to absolutely yap your ear off, shattering any image you have perceived of him beforehand.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #tom riddle #your honour he does not shut up #he’s so annoying bc he thinks he’s right about every opinion he has #(me)#he lost his street cred during 3rd/4th year bc everyone thought he was cute only to find out that he loves the sound of his own voice #it’s the mayor of yaptown #could easily win the yaplympics just talking about one (1) singular interest of his #i love him tho #he’s funny sometimes #tom riddle x reader #tom riddle headcanon #tom riddle jr #harry potter #harry potter headcanon

21 notes · View notes

mistress-riddle · 1 day

Text

not to be that girl but that scene in cos where tom goes "no sir, nothing." would have had me FOLDED.

#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ-#tom riddle #tom riddle jr #oh no what happened to my clothes #it's the big gorgeous dark eyes yall #it helps him get away with murder #(literally)#anyway he's such a good boy #tom riddle x reader

13 notes · View notes

mistress-riddle · 3 days

Text

tom riddle, sirius black, cedric diggory: i—

harry potter/everyone: blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

#ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ #harry potter #he’s so fucking real guys #that would be me #i mean what else can you do when you have boys with gorgeous big eyes staring at you?#don’t blame the poor boy #we would all be in his position #tom riddle #sirius black #cedric diggory #harry potter headcanon #does the qualify as x reader?#or a harry-ship?#who knows #he’s just able to admire beauty #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter scenarios

19 notes · View notes

mistress-riddle · 2 days

Text

yk i’d like to think that sirius and professor mcgonagall had a somewhat similar relationship as to eric and mr feeny from boy meets world

5 notes · View notes

mistress-riddle · 1 day

Text

sirius punching lucius in the face (mid battle) always garners a little giggle for me.

#-ˋˏ ❀ — mimi speaks 🤗 ˎˊ-#one thing about lucius is he's always catching strays #first arthur #then sirius #like damn just start a boxing club atp #but it's very funny #they're all about that life #ditch the wands and get into a little scruffle #when did that ever hurt anybody?#sirius black #arthur weasley #lucius malfoy #harry potter

6 notes · View notes