#*strokes beard*

[rowarn]

saw your post about könig being overstimulated, and it got me thinking.

könig being absolutely pussydrunk and just pulling orgasm after orgasm from reader and begging her for “just one more, please?”

once again clawing at my cage!!!!!

konig who just can't stop cumming ): he was away for so long and then when he came home and u were pawing at him so sweetly, clearly needy and tellin' him about how u just couldn't make urself cum like he can...

whats a man to do???

you've cum so much that you're just a trembling, crying little mess beneath his massive form. you've gushed, creamed, and squirted all over him to the point he's no longer even keeping track of when you cum. hes just fucking you with not a single thought in his head. he doesn't really even care if you cum anymore, he's already given you enough orgasms that he knows he can focus on himself now without feeling bad.

the problem is...his cock won't soften either. he's dumped load after load into you and on your pretty body and he's still just as hard as when he walked through the damn door. his balls are heavy and still so fucking full, dripping with the vile mess of your cum mixed together.

he's near tears himself, at a loss, because he feels yet another orgasm pulling at him and he can't fucking believe he's not shooting blanks yet. your eyes are wide and your mouth is agape in shock when he suddenly fills you yet again with his head thrown back and his eyes rolled into his head so the whites are showing

you choke out a sob when he starts moving again, whining his name and pressing trembling little hands against the firm muscle of his chest but he bats them away with a huff. he wont let you stop him now, not when he's near braindead from how many orgasms he's fucked out of himself.

he knows you're tired and probably sore but he's fucking greedy. needy. selfish.

"need to cum again, darling," he pants, voice ragged and completely fucked out, "you can take it, be good and lay there for me. just take it."

[prokopetz]

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

[mauvecherie-writes]

This picture is moving me and I don’t know why 😫

[noneviljen]

I like it when he has a beard.

[tundrafloe]

Noel: “When I met Julian, it felt a bit like meeting a soul mate. My friends had told me I’d love him. They said he was a bit crazy and jazzy and he had no jokes. I thought he was amazing. I went up to him and said: “I’m just like you!” I think he just thought I was some weird kid but a couple of years later, of course, we were working together. Somehow our chemistry was there from the beginning.”

(Big Issue, 2012)

[mugentakeda]

everytime I think about trans zuko I think its for the better that zuko didn't spend very much time with the gaang in book 3 because the vibes would've been so rancid if his and kataras cycles synced up. Nuclear bomb

[atorionsbelt]

any interview: so the jamie and the roy friendship—

brett: LOVE STORY

(x)

[araneapeixes]

jack off expert weighing in here, competitive jacking off can take the form of either first to finish wins or last to finish wins, depending on whether it's a test of speed or a test of endurance :) I think shadowheart and lae'zel would test endurance as a loose mean's to see who is more effective in combat

that makes sense, thank you jack off expert 🫡 i think endurance is definitely what theyd go for and also as another anon said, finishing first means you’re more into it so really very shadowzel dynamic. the fic writes itself

[luchitohamilton]

lewis at the dutch gp '23

[tennessoui]

Arabian Nights AU where Anakin killed his first wife Padme after he thinks she betrayed him. He's required to be married by Palpatine, so he married a new person every day and then kill them the next morning. Enter Obi-Wan with his silver tongue and stories that leave Anakin desperate to know what happens next so he couldn't possibly kill him yet.

this is very vader-coded for sure i love it i can even sort of get a canon adjacent vibe from it where vader fist of the empire is constantly being married to different sentients across the galaxy and within a week each is dead and the rebellion decides that they're going to use vader's cycling spouses to sneak in some person who can act as a mole and they choose prince obi-wan of stewjon.

he's third in line for the throne, so if vader kills him, vader kills him, you know? stewjon will survive. obi-wan's a republic sympathizer, but too high profile to be good for fighting and not actually in the senate either, so he can't be good for politics either. so they're just going to throw him at vader and see if it works.

and it works.

because obi-wan can talk and he can intrigue and he can make vader want to know more about anything. everything.

obi-wan keeps surviving and keeps surviving. and keeps surviving. it's honestly sort of amazing. the rebellion would congratulate him.

if he ever picked up the phone and returned their fuckng call.

[rowarn]

zombie apocalypse au might be fun to write

[thisperfectmonsoon]

cmere, put your head in my lap while I read.

[introvertedpedant]

Stephen Dillane as Prometheus in Episode 6 of Kaos (2024) - Set One

[cubesugarss]

Thinking again about. Aira being the only person Hiiro calls with no honorific right off the bat

Wipes a tear.. he thinks his name is pretty.......

Guys..... he doesn't mind.... he never minded at all

[potter-solomons]

[mugentakeda]

i already dial up zukos fashion girl tendencies to 11 by giving him heeled boots and gold earrings but i think i got more in me