#*strokes beard*

[freddos616]

hyun-ju and ali being the only people who went out of their way to save someone in red light green light. both minorities. both wanted to stay in the game due to the cruelty of the outside world.

[serostuffsmh]

I’m awake and in a better state of mind

Anyway…. 7 inches you say?

[prokopetz]

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

[rowarn]

saw your post about könig being overstimulated, and it got me thinking.

könig being absolutely pussydrunk and just pulling orgasm after orgasm from reader and begging her for “just one more, please?”

once again clawing at my cage!!!!!

konig who just can't stop cumming ): he was away for so long and then when he came home and u were pawing at him so sweetly, clearly needy and tellin' him about how u just couldn't make urself cum like he can...

whats a man to do???

you've cum so much that you're just a trembling, crying little mess beneath his massive form. you've gushed, creamed, and squirted all over him to the point he's no longer even keeping track of when you cum. hes just fucking you with not a single thought in his head. he doesn't really even care if you cum anymore, he's already given you enough orgasms that he knows he can focus on himself now without feeling bad.

the problem is...his cock won't soften either. he's dumped load after load into you and on your pretty body and he's still just as hard as when he walked through the damn door. his balls are heavy and still so fucking full, dripping with the vile mess of your cum mixed together.

he's near tears himself, at a loss, because he feels yet another orgasm pulling at him and he can't fucking believe he's not shooting blanks yet. your eyes are wide and your mouth is agape in shock when he suddenly fills you yet again with his head thrown back and his eyes rolled into his head so the whites are showing

you choke out a sob when he starts moving again, whining his name and pressing trembling little hands against the firm muscle of his chest but he bats them away with a huff. he wont let you stop him now, not when he's near braindead from how many orgasms he's fucked out of himself.

he knows you're tired and probably sore but he's fucking greedy. needy. selfish.

"need to cum again, darling," he pants, voice ragged and completely fucked out, "you can take it, be good and lay there for me. just take it."

[mauvecherie-writes]

This picture is moving me and I don’t know why 😫

[cecoeur]

not the point of that video but...daniel looks incredibly good. Just needs to be said.

[noneviljen]

I like it when he has a beard.

[tundrafloe]

Noel: “When I met Julian, it felt a bit like meeting a soul mate. My friends had told me I’d love him. They said he was a bit crazy and jazzy and he had no jokes. I thought he was amazing. I went up to him and said: “I’m just like you!” I think he just thought I was some weird kid but a couple of years later, of course, we were working together. Somehow our chemistry was there from the beginning.”

(Big Issue, 2012)

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK stared blankly, his lack of sleep making his mind haze and leading to him taking a second longer than normal to register Macaque's words.

"What?" MK croaked, "Mei told you to... when the hell did you even get on ok enough terms with Mei to talk with her?"

Macaque pressed his lips together as he stood there awkwardly, "That's a great question kiddo,"

MK squinted before letting out a tried sigh. He slid over to the side and then patted the bed beside him, offering Macaque a seat.

"So," MK started carefully as Macaque continued to stand there, staring at the spot MK had opened up for him to sit down on with confusion, "What's this about Mei-Mei?"

Macaque blinked and seemed to get knocked out whatever trance he was in and then flicked his gaze over to MK, locking eyes with the monkie kid.

"Hu?" Macaque hummed as his tail wagged slightly, "Oh, right. The dragon girl," before he continued Macaque warily took a seat beside MK, keeping a small distance between the two.

Macaque clasped his hands together and stuck them between his knees, "The dragon girl... no, Mei told me to, uh, watch you. For a lack of better terms,"

Yay, ong this almost had an entirely different ending but i restrained myself. anyways: tags Tagging (if they wanna join) @fluffypotatey @janetbrown711

fanfic reblog chain !!

here's how it works...

write a brand new snippet of a wip from any fandom and I'll continue the scene in the reblogs. tag your writer mutuals at the end in order to finish the story!

@prompted-wordsmith @fangirlofallthefanthings @dootznbootz @burry-penguin feel free to start!

[saturnaous]

who even fucking care. turns out I can get really normal about guys that I've barely heard of before. I think ingo and emmet should be in dresses

I LOVE sketching really badly in magma with my boyfriend and his other boyfriend. ingo in dresses. you are so gnc.

[mugentakeda]

everytime I think about trans zuko I think its for the better that zuko didn't spend very much time with the gaang in book 3 because the vibes would've been so rancid if his and kataras cycles synced up. Nuclear bomb

[se-dissimuler]

jannik saying he wants to read people’s minds.. the video taking place (presumably) during cincinnati and before the news came out.. #nooticing 💔

[araneapeixes]

jack off expert weighing in here, competitive jacking off can take the form of either first to finish wins or last to finish wins, depending on whether it's a test of speed or a test of endurance :) I think shadowheart and lae'zel would test endurance as a loose mean's to see who is more effective in combat

that makes sense, thank you jack off expert 🫡 i think endurance is definitely what theyd go for and also as another anon said, finishing first means you’re more into it so really very shadowzel dynamic. the fic writes itself

[joe-spookyy]

how i look academically reading intensely smutty fanfics for fandoms i’m not a part of because they’re written by my friends and i love to see their work and give them notes to help them grow their skills

[luchitohamilton]

lewis at the dutch gp '23

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

evil monarch who doesn't have a suitable chin beard to stroke when hatching their evil plans so they create a new court position that's specifically Guy What Offers Up Their Beard For Villainous Stroking when the mood requires it