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very cool but also kind of a dick move

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

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damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

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im scrolling tumblr (with my paws)

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hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

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i constantly think about 300 fox way as a house hold and how i’m so incredibly jealous that blue got to grow up in a house like that. just that feeling of a house brimming with people milling about doing their own thing. persephone randomly deciding to make pie and maura forcing her family to be the test subjects of her tea blends. maura coming into blues bedroom and sitting on her bed and cuddling and talking with her. or the scene when they’re all in the bathtub discussing life and how hard it can be. even just the aesthetic of the house, stock full of everyone’s different thrift finds and a wide array of clothing and styles and self expression that knows no bounds. i could talk about this for hours simply because i am SO jealous of that house and all the love that exists within it

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Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024...

Lemme hear it

2025

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Am I the only one who just doesn't really care much about romantic ships in most media? Sometimes it feels like people only care about shipping in fandoms, and while it can be a wonderful thing, I wish people explored other relationship dynamics too. Like platonic friendships between girls and boys without people automatically shipping them together (that gets on my fuckin tits), parent-child dynamics, etc etc. Sometimes it's just nice to see single characters who like being single.

Especially in fandoms like the Mouthwashing fandom, I get shipping is fun but unless it's Swansea x his wife or Jimmy x public execution, it's better to focus on the story and the dynamics the characters have with each other rather than JUST romantically ship all the characters together.

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TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

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The Tumblr notification sound is STILL Navi from OoT. I did not know my phone was linked to the Bluetooth speaker downstairs. My volume was turned almost all the way down.

My husband has been randomly hearing "hey listen" faintly throughout the house for 30 minutes and thought he was having a mental break

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did you get any good Christmas gifts this year?

I got a nice mortar and pestle :D