#*rolls off to the void*
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Imagine not being able to spend Valentine Days with Soap so you send him flowers and chocolates to base. Johnny's over the fucking moon when he finds it in his room with a card from you.
Almost the entire base makes fun of him for it - macho military culture dictates - but he's so ecstatic, he doesn't even notice the unpleasant comments and the judgmental stares. Even when some gets all in his face about it, the sarcasm goes way over his head. How could anyone think you're anything but the best partner ever and that he's elated that he gets to date you? He will brag about it and about you to any soul willing to listen - and even some unwilling.
The Task Force teases him endearingly at first, but after hearing about it for the 16th time today, they start losing it a bit. Text you their complaints. You only reply "LOL wish I was there xoxo". Price has to beg Soap to let the cleaning staff do their fucking job and throw away the bouquet that has been dried and dead for days now.
Johnny's always been the competitive type though, so when you two meet again, he dumps in your arms a bigger bouquet, a bigger box of chocolate and a plushie so huge it barely fits in your arms. That's an outcome you did not anticipated and the TF laughs when they see you struggling to carry it all - sweet revenge from when you ignored their complaints.
"Johnny wtf it's not a competition"
"Life's a competition Bonnie. Need a hand?"
"Yeah"
He picks you up instead of picking up the presents.
"MACTAVISH FOR THE LOVE OF-"
#rambling into the void#cod#call of duty#cod x reader#cod mw2#cod soap#soap cod#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mctavish x reader#cod imagine#mine#im on a roll lol#soap x reader#johnny mactavish#fluff#i love the hc of soap showing off his partner every chance he gets#he likes to brag about himself cos he knows his worth and knows he deserves it#and the same way he loves to brag about you cos he knows your worth and that you deserves it. specially if youre not the type to brag#1k
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having to be normal about your interests with someone who is so clearly not on the same wavelength as you is so funny. like while i was at the pride event someone pointed out a doodle of a pikmin i did a while back like "oh, is that a pikmin?" and i answer "yeah! i've been really into Pikmin lately."
their response? "oh yeah, i can't blame you with how cute they are!" and it's just .
you have no idea. you will never have any idea. these carrot fucklets all have the potential to die so horribly and i am mentally ill about a middle-aged space trucker who just wants to go home. and i have to just sit there like "haha yeah!" because i CANNOT fucking explain to a normal human person how much death actually happens in what seems from the outside is a cute relaxing nintendo game
#like . the average outsider thinks pikmin is tonally similar to animal crossing i think. maybe a bit of pokemon in there#<-(i cannot say this for certain because pikmin completely rolled off my brain every time i saw it before getting Into it)#this is not even vaguely the case.#Rambles Into The Void
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*peeks out from the void*
We know that during their different routes as Toppat Leaders that Right and Sven's reigns get destroyed or damaged mainly because of Henry. (Little Nest Egg and Cleaned Em Out being the most kind to the two Henry wise)
But I had a thought of if we removed Henry from the equation, would Right and Sven's leadership be just as bad?
We know that the two do have routes where the rocket launch is successful (Free Man and Valiant Hero) and while we don't have a Sven only dealing with a Government attack (since Special Brovert Ops and Triple Threat have Galeforce pull out his troops so Henry can Henry), we do have a Right one (Master Bounty Hunter) and that route shows things are already going rough before Henry came. Sure FM shows that they do squeak by to space, but at what cost?
Maybe Sven might do about the same or maybe his launching the rocket early means that the Government does less damage (not to mention he stays in the cockpit), his leadership seems more strict but also more organized.
Sven couldn't predict Charles and Henry slamming their spacecraft into their Space Station during VH, but Right is fully responsible for bringing Henry aboard because of his grudge in FM, and even in Capital Gains Right throws himself into the fray of things.
Despite Sven's bad Henry luck and the fact that he can't take a punch to the face to save his life, I think Sven would be a punctual but decent leader if Henry wasn't there, where Right's impulsiveness and grudges would possibly lead the Toppats to their doom or his dethronement as if he isn't wanting to hunt down Henry, then he might go after the Government for sending him on the Airship and getting Reginald capture and so on.
#mod lizzy rambles#toppat leadership talk#this week has been a week and i dont feel quite like drawing or writing a fic#so a ramble based off a random thought it is#thsc#*rolls back into the void before storms arrive in my area*
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"But are you sure you're aroace?"
*glances at a tiny bit of the sheer amount of research, self reflection of parts of me I had been repressing for years, and self doubt I went through to figure out my identity*
"Yeah, pretty sure."
#aromantic#asexual#aspec#neon's void#istg ppl just assume we wake up and decide we are aspec#like NO figuring that shit was one of the hardest and scariest parts of my life#it took months for me to get to a place I was even willing to consider the possibility#and months after that to do any serious research into what they really mean#and months after that to start using the labels#(not to say that if you just wake up and know you aren't valid just that that is not my personal experience...#...and the invalidation based on that concept mostly rolls off me because of how intensely I questioned)
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WE MADE IT TO THE PARK, BITCHES! WE’RE FUCKING FLOURISHING!
#there’s a massive flock of canada geese resting and grazing and I love them all so much#it’s. a bit too hot to keep the car off and the windows rolled down so I’m just sitting here watching them in the ac#I grabbed a snack and a drink to enjoy while taking in the sights#I’ve been rvbound for all of a week but you’d think I hadn’t seen the outdoors in decades 😂#ooh! all the geese are congregating now#just a giant pile of geese in the water#this is spectacular#peaches screams into the void
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i hate all these writers who are just doing retellings of books from previous centuries, why does your random family drama or gothic romance have to be based on wuthering heights or little women, can you not just write a gothic romance?? why must everything have name recognition?
#i was looking at a book thats getting popular with patrons and its based off little women and i rolled my eyes.#like. what's happening. this sounds nothing like little women#speaking into the void
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uhhhgggggg okay i am making the Responsible decision to not actually push through to finish this embroidery before Veilguard after all... if i had not spent 7 hours yday carving a pumpkin i could probs do it but theres still 10-15 hours left of stitching probably and i simply cannot put off my other stuff anymore instead lmao. consoling myself with the fact that if i wait a week to post it anyway more ppl will see as they leave their veilguard bunkers....... maybe..... but still. SIGH
#i had so many plans and then so much other shit came up this week#ALAS#anyway time to lint roll the pet hair off a bunch of laundry so i stop having allergic reactions every time i walk past the laundry basket#and then grocery shop and meal prep#and then ALAS i will have to do all the mermaid work ive been putting off. its FINE. normally i enjoy jewelry making#its just not da related which means im NOT INTERESTED right now so. ALAS#ramblings#sorry i have to just whine into the void here now bc im Not Looking at most of the interent so im now starved for attention lol
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as for me myself and i, winning is all i know lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#GIVE ME ALL THE RAP BATTLE CROSSOVERS I WILL DECIMATE THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER#*RIPS MY SHIRT OFF* AND I LOVE OFF THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK#WERE SO BACK NAH ITS WERE SO GAY CAN YOU BELIEVE PEARL ROLLED UP ON FYRE AND SAID YOU WISH YOU HAD A GF AS FINE AS MINE#AND MARINA THE SUBLIME (PEARLS WORDS NOT MINE) QUITE LITERALLY KILLED SHIVER WITH KINDNESS#*SETS MYSELF ON FIRE* OFF THE HOOK THE REST OF THE GIRLS NEED TO EAT TOO YALL CANT KEEP SERVING UP BY YOURSELVES LMAO#OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌#honestly this makes me wish the hypmic crew got fancy outfits lol#they showed up as themselves bc that’s all they need lol but it’s a special event!!!!!! pull up boys lol!!!!!!!#maybe when we get the 3rd drb we’ll get battle pngs of them in the bp outfits
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Way before this dynamic duo starred in the short film, The Truth (2014), Fred and Wes graced our screens and captured our hearts in
(Please don’t re-post/share this edit I made anywhere else. Please just only reblog this on Tumblr. Thank you!)
#it's movie night on this fine FDF#your girl stopped by Blockbuster and picked this flick up so we could all gather round the family room#in front of the Toshiba tv and chill out in our bean bag chairs#I've got the Totino's Pizza Rolls and Bagel Bites fresh out the microwave and the rents are out for the night#WE GON PARTAYYYY#I burned the crap outta this VHS tape as a kid. Loved this movie.#at first I was just going to only include Fred in this manip but the longer I stared into that ape's eyes from the movie poster#the more Wes' monkey-alien-void eyes called out to me and let's be real here... Wes is just an ape who plays guitar and paints flawlessly#My personal favorite part of this edit is how I put the kid's blue cap over Fred's new era cap and you can see it peeking thru.#He's like a Russian doll but every time he takes a cap off there's just another cap#which brings me to that photo of Wes that I love so fucking much of him wearing all of Fred's caps all stacked on top of each other#Fred Durst#Wes Borland#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Freddy D#The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst#On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday#down the rabbit hole
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I FINISHED WRITING THIS FUCKING CHAPTER. LETS FUCKING GO.
#pterodactyl screeches#i have harvested the onions from the trenches#now i shall make the soup#top it off with that good bread and gruyere#and it's under 20k and like 1/5 of it is smut#my brain is leaking out my ears but i'm gonna edit this thing and we'll be rolling#and then i will get to the approximately 400 things i've been stockpiling in my tumblr drafts#writing#fan fiction#rambling into the void#screeching into the void#fic: so it goes
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I think i dreamed abt a jrwi campign that doesnt exist but didnt realize it wasnt real because:
1. Upon waking up my brain told me that it was an early draft of wonderlust and was deleted bc bizly wanted it to be more fleshed out???
2. I remembered it from before???? Like ive dreamt about this before. I THINK.
3. Jack manifold was a guest player. Yeah idk what was up with that one but he was there!
Guess this is what i get for getting 12 hours of sleep????????????
#so starved for jrwi content i dreamt about a whole ass campign. cant even remember anything about it that well which SUCKS#SOMEONE played a lady with a cool puffy dress and a parasol i think. pretty sure everyone jumped off of a building at some point#jrwi#just roll with it#thoughts spoken to the void
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SirRave plushies
#doodle#sirrave#terrence suave#randy radman#sir wilford iv#chibi plushies of the retired old toppats#*tiredly rolls off into the void*
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I have been demeaned and belittled more by customers today than I ever have in my eight years of customer service, and considering I work a short shift today (and it’s only HALFWAY THROUGH), that’s saying something. Y’all know what that means:
Obscenely fluffy Mareach scenarios when I get home! Because if I’m gonna lose this much serotonin, I’m gonna turn right around and replenish it to survive another day!
#FUCK YOU NEGATIVITY AND NIHILISM#and also FUCK TOU FIRST TWO DAYS OF THE MONTH (the worst time for our store 😭)#yesterday was at least fun. I found a joint on the floor and thought it was a bassoon reed at first#customers were so outlandish that it was easy to laugh off#today they’re just outright mean#why? being mean and snippy and aggressive is so exhausting and unfulfilling. kindness can be tiring too but at least it feels better#I digress! gotta decide whether to roll out more Married Mareach or Expectant Parents Mareach…#special shout-out to my mushroom blorbos for giving me something to smile about and look forward to#peaches screams into the void
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Attempting to adopt the owl bear cub in Baldur’s Gate like:
#literally all of the companions approved!!#kiki shouts into the void#kiki plays bg3#bg3 spoilers#kinda#i rolled animal handling (and then rerolled with inspiration haha)#fed the poor little thing#and then it was coming closer#and then astarion my beloved came about and was cooing over it and scared it off#(on accident! the poor thing is skittish)#i hope it comes back#(i went out of order for how one is supposed to acquire it. so we’ll see. i really hope it is adoptable!!)
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I hadn't picked up my 999 rng run in a while and I just gotta once again highlight how this is the closest feeling to whatever Akane's going through having to watch Junpei go around making bad choices after just watching everyone and herself die horribly because of a different bad choice he made last time haha don't go through Door 7 after going through Door 5 don't doom us at the last second for the millionth time don't do that haha you're so sexy
#please oh my god please just get us through the safe ending already so we can be one step closer to the true end#you know once we manage to hit that fucking 6% or so chance of not getting killed again#as torturous as it is I seem to only pick this up to recover from severe burnout. picking up my DS soothes me#and death game timeloop I know all the moving parts of brings a certain amount of comfort I suppose#this is all engineered so I don't exhaust the new experience of having a physical copy of the original right off the bat#for those who weren't around when I started#dreamy don't look#Void fala aí#Santa goes okay which door are you picking Junpei#and just the instant grief and dread and frustration of the Wrong Number™ popping up when he opens his mouth#I never roll in advance I always line it up with getting to the actual branching point#I just physically threw a dice and it landed on Door 2 I Am Going To Cry
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bat joy cons
#vee queued to fill the void#jyushi just rolls up to hitoya’s home with a confused kuukou following him#and hitoya’s confused that it’s not the other way around so he lets them in without fuss lol#and jyushi dramatically reveals these joy cons once they’re all situated in front of hitoya’s tv and switch#kuukou’s quick to understand like ‘damn yeah those are neat i don’t appreciate being manhandled here tho’#and hitoya gets off the couch goes to his room to retrieve the two boxes of these joy cons he purchased on a whim but on sight lol#kuukou and jyushi immediately assault him with hugs lmao#and then hitoya kicks their asses in spray gun 3 lol but with pastel 💜purple and green💚 controllers LOL#c: kuukou👑#c: jyushi#c: hitoya
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