#*rolls off to the void*

[killerpancakeburger]

Imagine not being able to spend Valentine Days with Soap so you send him flowers and chocolates to base. Johnny's over the fucking moon when he finds it in his room with a card from you.

Almost the entire base makes fun of him for it - macho military culture dictates - but he's so ecstatic, he doesn't even notice the unpleasant comments and the judgmental stares. Even when some gets all in his face about it, the sarcasm goes way over his head. How could anyone think you're anything but the best partner ever and that he's elated that he gets to date you? He will brag about it and about you to any soul willing to listen - and even some unwilling.

The Task Force teases him endearingly at first, but after hearing about it for the 16th time today, they start losing it a bit. Text you their complaints. You only reply "LOL wish I was there xoxo". Price has to beg Soap to let the cleaning staff do their fucking job and throw away the bouquet that has been dried and dead for days now.

Johnny's always been the competitive type though, so when you two meet again, he dumps in your arms a bigger bouquet, a bigger box of chocolate and a plushie so huge it barely fits in your arms. That's an outcome you did not anticipated and the TF laughs when they see you struggling to carry it all - sweet revenge from when you ignored their complaints.

"Johnny wtf it's not a competition"

"Life's a competition Bonnie. Need a hand?"

"Yeah"

He picks you up instead of picking up the presents.

"MACTAVISH FOR THE LOVE OF-"

[fullmoonfireball]

having to be normal about your interests with someone who is so clearly not on the same wavelength as you is so funny. like while i was at the pride event someone pointed out a doodle of a pikmin i did a while back like "oh, is that a pikmin?" and i answer "yeah! i've been really into Pikmin lately."

their response? "oh yeah, i can't blame you with how cute they are!" and it's just .

you have no idea. you will never have any idea. these carrot fucklets all have the potential to die so horribly and i am mentally ill about a middle-aged space trucker who just wants to go home. and i have to just sit there like "haha yeah!" because i CANNOT fucking explain to a normal human person how much death actually happens in what seems from the outside is a cute relaxing nintendo game

[flamingredanon]

*peeks out from the void*

We know that during their different routes as Toppat Leaders that Right and Sven's reigns get destroyed or damaged mainly because of Henry. (Little Nest Egg and Cleaned Em Out being the most kind to the two Henry wise)

But I had a thought of if we removed Henry from the equation, would Right and Sven's leadership be just as bad?

We know that the two do have routes where the rocket launch is successful (Free Man and Valiant Hero) and while we don't have a Sven only dealing with a Government attack (since Special Brovert Ops and Triple Threat have Galeforce pull out his troops so Henry can Henry), we do have a Right one (Master Bounty Hunter) and that route shows things are already going rough before Henry came. Sure FM shows that they do squeak by to space, but at what cost?

Maybe Sven might do about the same or maybe his launching the rocket early means that the Government does less damage (not to mention he stays in the cockpit), his leadership seems more strict but also more organized.

Sven couldn't predict Charles and Henry slamming their spacecraft into their Space Station during VH, but Right is fully responsible for bringing Henry aboard because of his grudge in FM, and even in Capital Gains Right throws himself into the fray of things.

Despite Sven's bad Henry luck and the fact that he can't take a punch to the face to save his life, I think Sven would be a punctual but decent leader if Henry wasn't there, where Right's impulsiveness and grudges would possibly lead the Toppats to their doom or his dethronement as if he isn't wanting to hunt down Henry, then he might go after the Government for sending him on the Airship and getting Reginald capture and so on.

[styrofauxm]

"But are you sure you're aroace?"

*glances at a tiny bit of the sheer amount of research, self reflection of parts of me I had been repressing for years, and self doubt I went through to figure out my identity*

"Yeah, pretty sure."

[cconfusedkat]

Hey kat did you like the poem by any chance? 👉👈

/silly

(thank you :3)

Leans On Doorframe. Hahahaha yeah i like it it was rlly- it- nice- i like- i liked- GEDGGEHEH-

YOUR WORDS HAVE AILED MY SOUL. I AM CLEANSED WITH YOUR POETRY. I FEEL LIKE IM THE FIRST PERSON TO SEE JESUS. I FEEL LIKE IM THE FIRST PERSON READIMG THE QURAN. MASHALLAH. THE THINGS YOU FOR THIS WORLD IS OUT OF THE WORLDS PHYSICAL BOUNDARY. I AM SO UNWELL. I AM SO UNSTABLE. I AM SO. I. IM SO POSITIVE THIS IS WHAT JANNAH FEELS LI—

Um yea i jmeam uh uh im nwa. Im je.s jK mea. Imean. Um. Yea i like it yknow,, flicks my nails ,, no big deal, mmhm,,

[peaches2217]

WE MADE IT TO THE PARK, BITCHES! WE’RE FUCKING FLOURISHING!

[realife-mermaid]

i hate all these writers who are just doing retellings of books from previous centuries, why does your random family drama or gothic romance have to be based on wuthering heights or little women, can you not just write a gothic romance?? why must everything have name recognition?

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

uhhhgggggg okay i am making the Responsible decision to not actually push through to finish this embroidery before Veilguard after all... if i had not spent 7 hours yday carving a pumpkin i could probs do it but theres still 10-15 hours left of stitching probably and i simply cannot put off my other stuff anymore instead lmao. consoling myself with the fact that if i wait a week to post it anyway more ppl will see as they leave their veilguard bunkers....... maybe..... but still. SIGH

[akkivee]

i never have anything new whenever a ship meme rolls around it’s just like this for me all day everyday lmao

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Way before this dynamic duo starred in the short film, The Truth (2014), Fred and Wes graced our screens and captured our hearts in

(Please don’t re-post/share this edit I made anywhere else. Please just only reblog this on Tumblr. Thank you!)

[ghostoffuturespast]

I FINISHED WRITING THIS FUCKING CHAPTER. LETS FUCKING GO.

[flamingredanon]

SirRave plushies

[ohno-opal]

I think i dreamed abt a jrwi campign that doesnt exist but didnt realize it wasnt real because:

1. Upon waking up my brain told me that it was an early draft of wonderlust and was deleted bc bizly wanted it to be more fleshed out???

2. I remembered it from before???? Like ive dreamt about this before. I THINK.

3. Jack manifold was a guest player. Yeah idk what was up with that one but he was there!

Guess this is what i get for getting 12 hours of sleep????????????

[peaches2217]

I have been demeaned and belittled more by customers today than I ever have in my eight years of customer service, and considering I work a short shift today (and it’s only HALFWAY THROUGH), that’s saying something. Y’all know what that means:

Obscenely fluffy Mareach scenarios when I get home! Because if I’m gonna lose this much serotonin, I’m gonna turn right around and replenish it to survive another day!

[subtlybrilliant]

Attempting to adopt the owl bear cub in Baldur’s Gate like:

[bibiana112]

I hadn't picked up my 999 rng run in a while and I just gotta once again highlight how this is the closest feeling to whatever Akane's going through having to watch Junpei go around making bad choices after just watching everyone and herself die horribly because of a different bad choice he made last time haha don't go through Door 7 after going through Door 5 don't doom us at the last second for the millionth time don't do that haha you're so sexy