#*pigeon noises*

[in-the-super-sargasso-sea]

sorry still thinking about tim roth's hamlet idea where he wanted miranda richardson to play hamlet and himself as ophelia

like you can't just say that then never bring it up again????

[pigeonhome]

thank you tumblr for being the only place on earth right now that isn’t gaslighting me into thinking israel is “justified.”

[kwertykat]

Too Much Noise... 📣

(Video on YouTube!)

[axololtls]

[fluffybird1]

Just a baby pigeon

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

*posts this and runs away. i trip and fall into an open manhole, dying instantly*

[discofama]

My fucking god I can't stop thinking of Guitarspear as a bird couple aauuurrggghhhh the fact the exorcists are all female and with monochromatic black and white "boring" palletes, and Adam, the only male, has a glowing halo, bright golden wings and purple on his clothes for a more colorful pallete... JUST LIKE THOSE BIRD SPECIES YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I SWEAR HE DANCES AROUND AND PLAYS GUITAR TO MATE WITH THE FEMALE BIRDS. And Lute was tootally impressed.

[sonic-adventure-3]

wip covers for playlists of stuff i think they’d listen to. spotify links if you wanna check em out vvv

squabble | rig | carrion | jerryjack

[detective-pigeon]

the true horror was that fucking loud high-pitched noise along the way

[tddott]

Some Gwuncan HCs I'm too lazy to write:

-Their favorite dates are urban exploration, especially abandoned malls.

-Duncan has a graffiti tag he draws everywhere, he taught Gwen how to draw her own (she caught on rather quickly) and she often tags under his. It's become a little game between the two to find each other's tag to mark

-Duncan learned how to do stick n poke tattoos in jail. When he got out one of Gwen's first tattoos was one done by him (it's matching dots they have on their hands. It was done at one of Geoff's house parties)

-hear me out but I think if Duncan couldn't own insects (mostly his tarantulas) he would be a bird or reptile person. Both of them have a collection of unconventional pets, ranging from snakes to rats to even birds such as pigeons and maybe even a parrot.

(Gwen thinks dogs are lame and cats are "predictable" and Duncan never got over his dog)

[in-the-super-sargasso-sea]

god they really massacred rhaenys, didn't they?

your husband wants to marry your 12 year old to your middle aged cousin who just disemboweled his wife (you complain about it but don't do anything)

your son is cucked and your daughter in-law tries to pass off her bastards as legitimate (you complain about it but don't do anything)

your daughter dies horribly on a different continent and her widower fucks his niece at the funeral, on the very beach where your daughter was just buried like an hour ago (this is fine)

your son is brutally murdered in your own home (you pledge yourself to his murderer and betroth your granddaughters to her bastard sons, simultaneously throwing away your granddaughters' inheritance and reducing them to broodmares so their husbands can look more legitimate)

your brother-in-law is brutally murdered by the same people who murdered your son (he was rude so who cares)

the queen consort offers your granddaughters their birthright and admits you should've been queen (you call her a dragonless loser and say she must just love being abused)

your husband has cheated on you (you literally don't care and want his bastards legitimised and put ahead of your granddaughters in the line of succession)

you ride into battle (you manage to injure the king and his dragon but not enough to kill them. they'll be back to permanently scar your granddaughter, kill her dragon and eat your queen. moments later, your beloved dragon is killed in front of you, then you fall 10000ft, then you explode...)

your eldest granddaughter marries your husband's bastard who steals her inheritance. he then cheats on her with their barely legal niece (it's weird this happened twice)

your younger granddaughter marries some random knight, he dies. then she marries the queen consorts nephew or something and has a bunch of daughters. god knows what happens to any of them after that.

[pigeonhome]

sometimes my life feels like i’m in a leafcabbage fan fiction.

let me out of the torture chamber kale

[hawnks]

keigo pulling you against his chest and making soft little cooing noises when you need soothing

[axololtls]

[noisester]

▸▸ BRING THE NOISE!!

[the-busy-ghost]

The seagulls on the roof opposite me are courting, this is not a drill