#*paris hilton voice * that's hot

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Cause of death: the singular frame of Hobie Brown's exposed waist

[donfermin]

January 14, 2024 ↳ REAL MADRID vs FC BARCELONA

[messierthanthou]

What if Scream (1996) took place at a catholic boarding school instead

[cuntoss-inz]

The audacity taking candy (points) from a baby (daniel)

[zoinksf1]

HÖGIE FIGHTING

[behindthesefangirleyes]

Rabastan: Aw, your boyfriend sent you a present.

Regulus: Fiancé.

[pathetic-pisces]

Did Wotherspoon just fight p*rry?!?

[feraltwinkseb]

October 10, 2010 - Suzuka, Japan

[boobveins]

*flips hair* hellurrr ur girl just went beyond 2000 followers! 💝🥹💖

[whump-queen]

Tbh I was surprised by the valley accent when I first heard you talk

omGG i’m getting called tf out today—

but this is so interesting cuz some people tell me ‘you sound exactly how you type’ and some are more surprised by my irl voice? but yk as long as it’s litty vibes i’m Presenting my Gender Correctly so eeee!!

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

i need more lucifer (abc) blogs to follow i miss that show so much 😢

[chapuyes]

oh my fucking god this dude runs his own business

[kimberly-spirits13]

Things Dick Grayson Has Said

*Fighting a villain* "Hey no biting! Only my girlfriend can do that!"

"babe, watch this" "no I'm not going to fall" *falls anyways*

"I just need my beauty rest and then I'll be pretty again I promise"

"cereal is a nutritious meal, grains, fruit, sugar... I'm doing pretty great I'd say"

"it's not my fault my ass makes the Kardashians insecure"

"you know that look is hot, really scary, but hot"

"I could be two kids stacked on each other and you'd never know"

"I'm like one of those bendy pencils"

"this is more useless than me doing squats"

*Paris Hilton voice* "that's hot"

*screeching* "Bruce, why are my cookies GONE?!"

"I'm fabulous f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s"

"b-a-n-a-n-a-s"

"I am a barbie girl y/n"

*swinging on a chandelier* "ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST LIKE A CIRCUSSSSS"

[satyascarwash]

look at my man Luke (Gibby)

[slasherscream]

this isn’t really an ask but i’m just thinking about josh washington fisting his cock to the thought of you and he’s not even thinking about sex he’s just thinking about mundane things like how you brush your hair or how you press a kiss against the beauty mark on his shoulder, he’s just so madly in love with you that he can’t contain himself

getting off from thinking about someone and the thoughts aren't even sexual... *paris hilton voice* that's hot

[formulaoneisajoke]

*paris hilton voice* that’s hot