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nedeljkovicsaysno · 1 year ago
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Via Axel’s Instagram 08.10.2023
I’m sorry but oh my fucking god
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spacedemodulator · 2 years ago
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MAG 160
*inserts earplugs*
*opens Tumblr*
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(I love it.)
Everyone talks about the Web and the Eye, but who's providing all these doors, hmm?
@a-mag-a-day
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tw1sty-b1tch · 2 months ago
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G3RTRUD3 R0B1NS0N? STUP1D 1D10T M0TH3RFUCK1NG G3RTRUD3 R0B1NS0N GOD DAMN FOOL RITUAL STOPPING KNOWLEDGE EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE CUNT BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING GERTRUDE ROBINSON. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT GERTRUDE ROBINSON I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DID SHE KILL SO MANY OF HER ASSISTANTS WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND BREAK FUCKING RITUALS? THIS BASTARD BITCH HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NOT EVEN ALIVE BUT I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST CARDIGANS GET AWAY FROM ME.if i wanted to carry out our ritual but gertrude robinson was waiting inside i would fuck the entire thing up for the sole purpose of not having to see her. if i have to deal with hearing gertrude robinson speaking one word on a tape not only will i close the door i will delete my myself from existence out of spite and have to murder every tape with her on it for the experience of being able to completely block out the times when she is mentioned or alive. she is a manipulative bitch but i am not just mad because i am ANGY. she doesn't even have an actual fucking reasoning like the desolation killed my cat my ass. fucking old ass grandma looking could blow over in the wind shithead. BETTER have had a better reason for this cuz if she didnt Im going to make him.paypal.com/IFuckingHateGertrudeRobinson. conversation was not even about her. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be one of her past assistants and I lost it. why the fuck did elias kill her first i was going to fucking do it. being shot is too basic for that crusty old twat. i wish she was alive so i could have the pleasure of killing her myself. .crusty old woman. ill stab gertrude and her sad frail old lady twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge pointy fingers and she will disintegrate until all thats left is one final bomb she kept on her at all times with a post-it-note simply reading fuck you in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when gertrude died so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the woman who had so many assistants slaughtered
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mortimermcmirestinks · 6 months ago
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hey kids let's sing our silly little song!
♪ this is our silly little song ♪ ♪ I'm scared of donald trump winning another election ♪ ♪ doot doot doot doot doot ♪
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therebelcaptain · 13 days ago
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i'm sorry but WHY DID I PUT ON DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE ON DISNEY+ AND GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ANDOR S2 PROMO??????
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saltybiowarefantears · 24 days ago
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no hours remaining
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porschesbabydaddy · 1 year ago
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by the “Who’s a good boy?” scene
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distance-does-not-matter · 4 months ago
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it's about the fact i've got all this love screaming inside of me and i can't do a thing about it
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I have written two fics in two days.
TWO DAYS.
This movie broke me.
Send help.
(and prompts)
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countingnothings · 3 months ago
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i have serious philosophical reservations around ineffability, but it's difficult to find the words to express how listening to linkin park's first new song with their new vocalist has made me feel. i'm not on real social media so i hadn't known that they were on a reunion tour, or that they were making music again, or that they'd recruited emily, so listening to shinoda and going "yeah, okay, this is very classic linkin park sound, but you can't really carry intensity, like, vocally, mike, so where are we going with this?" and then being plunged into emily's vocals made me...ooh, it made me something all right. it made me weep, because, oh my god. first of all, female vocalists who can do both distorted and actually quite lovely clean vocals, the few that are allowed to get big, are a soft spot for me, and the fact that this particular boys club - one of the biggest boys clubs in music okay!! my favourite boys club!! - is foregrounding a woman in her late thirties with a stellar fucking pedigree and a stellar fucking voice is... oh my god, sexism in music is not dead but this still feels so huge to me. as someone who would sing in a linkin park cover band tomorrow if anyone asked me to. second of all, there is some quality to her voice that makes me wonder how many people walked through what i'm sure was some kind of audition room until the found the one who sounds just about as close to chester as you can get. like. it's not just that this is a song i can absolutely hear his voice in lyrically and musically, it's also that she's doing an incredible job of, god, i don't know enough music theory to know what it is, but his presence is palpable in and through just the sound coming from her throat. and third of all, i say it every time and i stand by it: linkin park produces music that is exactly what i want and need to hear, every time. every time! there has never been a disconnect between where i was and what an album was, and i have been listening to them for almost twenty-five years. from zero's first single is already no exception to that. and, like, yes, there are always going to be people who want us to go back to hybrid theory and there's always going to be a part of me that agrees with them, and does this song go quite as hard as it could? no, and i found myself wanting it to get a bit heavier especially on the choruses. but that doesn't change the fact that this SOUNDS like them, and it sounds like the them it has always sounded like AND something new, and if that combination isn't what i have always loved most about them, i don't know what is.
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fishpunsarelife · 9 months ago
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fishbabe 💚💚💚
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Really? REALLY?!
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‘Oh yeah, I’m going stir crazy, I’ll just distract myself with more old asks.’
‘Oh, what’s this? Yet another ask where someone made a pass at me? HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS SHIT WAS IN MY INBOX?????’
What is my life?!
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tw1sty-b1tch · 2 months ago
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c4n pE0pL3 1nS1dE tAp3 r3c0RdErS f3eL pA1N, iMp0rT4nT qU3sT1oN
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disasterbiwriter · 1 year ago
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angelsaxis · 11 months ago
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i have so many thoughts on how non feminists view feminism and how they cannot for the life of them just hold men solely responsible for women's objectification or view women as automatically being sexual even in strictly nonsexual contexts but once i start i wont stop
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its-short-for-jackalope · 2 years ago
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pictured: me, being very brave and writing an email the day before an appointment because idk what's going on and also I kinda fucked up on some stuff (March 5th, 2023, colorized)
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taiga-shark · 2 days ago
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i look nice 😏
Tokyo Debunker
Bami 🐯
Belated birthday gift for myself 🥰 I commissioned an artist friend to see him in their style! ❤️‍🔥
Art @/byUZA_ on Twitter
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