#*in my case

[iwonderwh0]

I wanna see Markus distressed depressed and heartbroken, also annoyed and tired

[netherdevil]

i think i know what my taste in fictional men is now. i can see ALL of my male aligned f/os enjoying baja blast. i like baja blast lovers

[moondyad]

every time i come across fandom merch and find out i'm years too late to buy it, a piece of me dies

[mayisgoingnuts]

There's someone named Theo in my band, and he's always getting talked about (for good reasons) and Everytime they tell his name around the field I can only thing of YOUR Theo

Also my section leader asked if I was autistic bc of all the stickers on my water bottle + I yell very loud at the end of rehearsal when we do our call out

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HEHDHDJSBF SMILING

Dark secret backstory where Theo was part of a band/silly

ALSO I can't imagine someone asking him and not being super awkward idk why ksjksndekj

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Having a conversational level of a language is so weird because you can chat in a bar but you don’t know how to say July.

[thatonegaybrit]

; happy disabled pride month everyone <3 I wanna make a larger post ab this but ironically enough I'm really overstimulated rn and doing stuff / thinking / looking at a screen / holding a phone / everything in existence is very hard rn lol. ( imagine being disabled during disabled pride month !!? Couldn't be me /lhs ) But yh happy disabled pride month to me and you and everyone else !!

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

i just found an amazing tool; go to this website and put in the tags how accessible your city is and how does your block compare to the rest of your area

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Lmaoooo exactly! That and sweet tea. I actually am not the biggest fan of sweet tea but I'd sooner chug it than admit that to a Brit lmao pretty sure it's that American Southern Stubbornness in me 🤣 - 🐍

omg you’re so right for that I hate sweet tea but I’ll be damned if I let a British person tell me it’s shit

[jonny-b-meowborn]

gays will have silly little dreams where they meet the mechanisms (the actual immortal pirates from space) and get a lil flirty with at least one of them

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

i already have an open heart and an open mind you can't expect me to open my legs too

[occultopossum]

Goals learning to hold yourself to the same standards you'd hold other people too

[xiao-lantern]

i used to laugh at jokes that were like “i’m gonna be late for school! oh wait i graduated… oh wait i’m the teacher!” bc like. they’re really funny. but now i’m realizing that this is what i’m becoming 🧎🏻 unless i marry rich right now lmfao

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Losing sleep on a work night may as well be productive. If you're gonna feel like shit tomorrow you may as well have achieved what you meant to.

[finnorph]

[justwantedtoscrolldown]

Reminds me of when i had to get a vaccine shot;

Young boy: staring hard at the needle

Doctor: turns the boy's head

Boy: not budging at all

Doctor: sighs, gives the shot

Boy: still very energetic

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Doctor: approaches with a needle

Teenager: flinches away, shaking, parent approaches

Doctor: turns their head away, gives the shot

Teenager: held by their parent, being comforted

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