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iinajar · 6 months ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYDAY YOU ARE FOREVER 21
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theriverbeyond · 2 years ago
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what's happening to your body book for lyctors
(a short guide by Emperor John Gaius)
your new body, an owner's manual (what can grow back and what won't, or why it is OK to play around with stabbing but be careful about decapitation!) soul digestion and other changes "in there" (a beginner's guide to grief and how to make the most of the next myriad without your closest companion) it's all about the eyes (how to retool your wardrobe to match your new #look, and a short guide to avoiding mirrors) complex relationships and you (some tips on how to navigate inadvisable and yet inevitable sexual affairs with people who you WILL have to see at family dinner for the next myriad)
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koi0boi · 4 months ago
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goose told me i should post this
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lovecatsys · 2 years ago
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Morally Ambiguous Slutty Hospital
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punk-dad-sharkz · 11 months ago
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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yeepof · 5 months ago
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
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transgenderboobs · 2 months ago
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
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meanbossart · 9 months ago
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(proceeds to fix him)
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specshroom · 6 months ago
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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.
He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"
He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...
Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.
He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:
[Hey guys can u come over]
[I need sum help with something]
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pigdemonart · 1 month ago
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Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye
They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!
Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm
Patreon | Ko-Fi
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froggieetmblr · 5 months ago
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Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year
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momlita
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wordfather · 2 years ago
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this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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in spite of everything, I had fun <3
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soldierkitten · 8 months ago
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anyone still remember this au idea I had? well I didnt (thats why it took so long) I wanted to do something with this au, so here :P
the next one :D
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razzafrazzle · 2 months ago
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I think that I've only drawn Ford like. 3 times in my entire life. so here's some Fordsy (and some Fiddsy. and a Bill I guess)
[image description: a page of drawings of ford, mcgucket, and bill cipher from gravity falls. near the top are two portraits of ford, one in the gravity falls style and the other in a more realistic style. next to that is a simple doodle of ford and mcgucket smiling and embracing with the caption "old man yaoi!" beneath them. in the bottom left is a simple drawing of a younger ford, and next to that is a drawing of bill with a speech bubble saying "i'm here too! also i'm hatless for spacing reasons". next to that is bill's hat, as well as mcgucket in an orange and brown 70s-style outfit and a braided beard, and he is sitting on the ground, lost in thought. end id]
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