idk when to call it “ghosting” or if that even applies if you’ve only talked online, but this hinge girl has stopped talking to me after maybe like a week of messaging, to which i’m like…oh well. tbh i’m probably not ready for anything even approaching dating. it’s weird though that i’m feeling kinda bummed instead of relieved—which is how i think i would have felt a year ago if the same thing happened. actually a year ago i wouldn’t have even tried talking to her. so it’s probably a good sign that i managed to talk to her for a while. it’s probably a good sign that i was at all interested in someone. it shows im still capable of being interested, which i didnt think i was until now, so there’s that.
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Sorry but... Just picture this.
You've just watched Denise pick up the call from her son, watching the way she smiles as she talks to him. As promised he arrives not very long after their phone call and you stand when you see him, the way he smiles at you as he spots you makes your heart flutter and he's quick to pull you into him.
"Hi baby" he says, his voice drifts slightly and you smirk at him.
"Hi baby... Good interview?" You ask and he nods, a happy little smirk resting on his mouth.
"You look very pretty high Matty" you say and he chuckles.
"Hi mum!" He says, moving towards her and you smile as he envelops her in a hug. He sits next to you and is practically clung to you which makes you laugh.
"I love you baby... You know I'd put you before art any day" he says and you have no clue what he's talking about you smile sweetly at him and give him a reassuring kiss, one in which he struggles to pull away from.
"I love you too Matty"
You then spend the rest of the day with him and his mum, trying to hide the fact that he's so fucking high.
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Luna time yall (the oldest and tallest)
she really loves those gloves and skirt I wonder why *wink wink*
also she isn't a tiger like her younger siblings because she got it from her dad uh yeah
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“God, you give my balls an erection” -My wife
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love when im watching a documentary and im like "yep thats an egyptologist alright"
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