#*elden ring

[klauswalz]

[megaman-exe-execute]

Just a few more hours

[mysillycomics]

[coalashslurry]

[animentality]

[sunrithyll]

Games like elden ring can be very "dangerous" for English as a second language speakers.

I have to consciously remind myself, especially if I am interacting with an English speaking client or business partner at work, that this is not how normal people talk.

Thou must have some business in mind, to come all this way.

A pleasure to meet thee, I'd heard tell of a new client.

Heed my words. The meeting tomorrow will be rescheduled.

What is thy business with these files?

I was entrusted this, for thee, a summary of the last meeting.

Thou art of passing skill, this excel list is perfect!

I doubt we shall again meet. I am only helping out on this project.

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[im-out-of-mana]

I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

[bonniebugsy]

[liivn]

[klauswalz]

[derzhavinart]

Elden Ring Miku

[hogoutorlogout]

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

[rezuaq]

fromsoftware comic

[7th panel: Epilogue]

[thecollectibles]

Elden ring by 冯伟 Feng Wei（c12）