#*crushes him with a rock*

[mediummac]

Can't believe a gay football manga got me to post where all my other fixations failed, anyways here's some guys ig

[lun6laveria]

hi tumblr thi is barny

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

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[sophsun1]

OLIVER STARK as Evan 'Buck' Buckley

9-1-1 – 6.13: Mixed Feelings

[katheyn]

Please tell me I'm not the only one whose noticed that the majority of people that Ashton finds attractive are like canonically taller than them, the exception being of course Orym - which is fair, he smol but buff and hot.

We got The Nightmare King, Fearne, and Braius, all being called attractive by Ashton and also being called tall.

Ashton just wants to be little spoon and that is so valid.

[rin-hanarin]

He's got that irresistible Mysterious Italian Attachment Style(c) with social awkwardness sprinkled on top.

[karlachismylife]

I just know Gaz is so fucking good at rock climbing. He's just built perfectly for it, he's got the endurance, the flexibility, the grip, the core strength, the agility, the arm spread, he's not too bulky and heavy like Soap or Ghost, his height gives him quite a lot of advantages (even though sometimes there are trails for us hobbits, but mostly being tall helps). Price could probably give him a run for his money, but since I headcanon that Price has seriously fucked up his spine and joints, especially in his fingers, he might be held back by this. Also I feel like Kyle has the best endurance out of all four of them, so he does extremely well on the long ones. He's also got that magical ability to be able to take a rest at the tiniest little handle, like literally catches himself with two toes and a pinch on a non-existent bump in the rock and relaxes as if he's lounging on a beach, all muscles resting before the upcoming difficult few meters.

Also he's one of those who will climb even in slippers, just because he gotta flex like that.

No I'm not drooling over his fingers wrapped in that tape in places where he ripped calluses off, you are.

Also this was induced by a SoapGaz thought where Gaz runs Soap through some intensive training on the climbing walls and enjoys the view of all that muscle bulk flexing and rippling as Soap struggles to find his balance and makes mistakes in dispersing his weight which limits his reach. He's so tense, he can barely slur his Scottish nonsense out, sweat streaming down the dip of his spine and soaking his tank top through.

When he finally falls of the wall after reaching the top handle, his fingers are shaking and he needs Kyle's help to untie the harness knot. Wipes his forehead, leaving a white streak of magnesia stuck to the wet skin, and huffs and grumbles about how he'll still beat Kyle's PR one day.

Gaz won't let him, of course. But he won't stop Johnny from trying either, because after that he gets to massage all those sore muscles Soap didn't even know existed, and listen to him groan as he shamelessly leaks into his boxers. Because why wouldn't Soap get off the post-gym muscle strain, really. And why wouldn't Gaz enjoy watching him get painfully hard and sensitive from barely sexual touch, exploding into his mouth as soon as Kyle wraps his lips around Soap's tip.

[toxiccaves]

Cielo playing with Musclehyde's horns 💙

[feelingtheaster99]

Okay she has used Adaine's furious fist on Oisin's RELATIVE, now she's just gotta hit Oisin himself (not to kill Oisin, but she deserves to punch him for what he put her through)

[doloneia]

speaking as a fatherless son here i think both telemachus and diomedes got fatherless son behavior but its in different ways. like diomedes is old enough to remember his fathers death he probably wandered his household and fields looking for him because he knew something was missing but telemachus. telemachus always had that missing yknow? there was never a time from his childhood where he remembers his fathers voice or embrace and so its both less noticable and more isolating if that makes sense. diomedes could remember tydeus as a larger-than-life, blurry figure faded in his memory but telemachus had to rely on stories and himself to cobble an imagined man out of scraps. he literally does this in book one. do you think he tried to find odysseus in his face? in himself? and always coming up short?

[freylaverse]

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules But when have angels ever helped me yet?

[misscouchpotatobew]

I'm saying sorry in advance for making this. I hate it already lol

Uhhh don't worry all of my muts and followers I AM still making that Beach Bear art. I just needed this- NO actually I was forced to make this... yea...

[petricorah]

they stuck that boy in a hole!!

[angelbambisworld]

Just wanna straddle him and grind this 😺 into dust

[sadnessunderthebridge]

So I got an idea for a fic where dwarves are the only race to have soul mate marks (I haven't decided why only them yet but I'll figureit out I'll probably just blame magic) and I'm trying to find when in the book Thorin first touches Bilbo and where on Bilbo's body he touched. So, does anyone know where?

[some-pers0n]

Turtle feels like an aro character that is the victim of white woman authour disease send post