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romantic-barnes · 5 years ago

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cheap wine & a paper due at 9

Pairings: professor!steve x student!reader

Summary: After your boyfriend breaks up with you out of the blue, you get swept up by Steve. The Adonis of a man, the measure of beauty, a perfect man from head to toe. But there’s a teeny, tiny problem neither of you know of just yet. Nothing is more exciting than a new challenge. For you it’s college, for Steve it’s to keep his dick in his pants.

Warnings: none really other than some swear words

A/N: this is just an idea, it depends on whether or not people want me to turn this into a series. if there’s any interest in me doing so then let me know and I will continue this as soon as I finish my series unintended. a thank you to @nsfwsebbie for the title help, love you lots!

dividers by @whimsicalrogers

Your first year at college, the first year marking another milestone in your life you hoped to go without bumps all across the road. A journey your parents pushed you to take, begging you to focus in school to be able to get into college. They begged, you obeyed.

There wasn’t much joy in your eyes when you moved into your apartment outside of campus. If you had the choice you would be off to a different state, but your parents thought it better you stayed in Boston. You knew why.

A turn of a corner and you were close to your first lecture of the year. You know the professor. An old soul and and even older person. Professor Klein is one of your parents family friends, at least that’s what they claim. The only time they see him or any of their oh so important friends is at the country club.

With a gentle push the door opened and you stepped into the hall. The majority of the seats already taken, leaving you to take one of the seats at the front. That way you won’t need to squint to look at the writing. You justified the unfortunate choice of seat pushed upon you, you’d rather not be so obvious to the professor.

A few minutes pass and you laid your equipment out in front of you, notebook, laptop and a pen. Your parents pushed you to chose an ipad, but you scrunched your nose at the thought of writing on glass with a plastic pen. Not that you’re technologically inept, you just prefer typing.

A look to your watch and the door swung open.. “Welcome everyone!” A cheery voice echoed through the room, the students chatter dying down. Your head shot up looking at the man that walked into the hall and instead of old, wrinkly professor Klein, Steve walked in.

You stood waiting on your boyfriend Joe in front of the bar. Ten minutes past eight. Joe still wasn’t there. You huffed, shifting your weight on your right foot as the other started to go numb. If you had known that he would be this late, you would’ve worn flats.

After twenty minutes, he finally stepped out of a cab, giving you a chased kiss and a half assed apology.

Inside, both of you sat down at one of the tables ordering a bottle of wine for two. This was both a goodbye drink and also your birthday gift from Joe.

“How excited are you, finally going to college?” Joe picked up his glass, smiling.

“Well, I am excited, but I’m trying not to think about it too much y’know? Wanna enjoy the rest of my summer.”

“Got it.” Joe leaned back into his seat and you tilted your head.

“What’s wrong?” You asked.

“Look, babe.” Joe took your hands in his. “This is difficult for me, believe me, but I feel like with me going to LA and you staying here in Boston there’s just no way that this could work out.”

You stared at him and laughed slightly. He can’t be serious, can he? “What are you saying, Joe?”

“What I’m saying is, that I think it’s best we go our separate ways, do our own thing, figure ourselves out. We got so much ahead of us, darling. So many opportunity’s-”

“Wait-” you cut him off, sliding your hands from his grasp, “you’re breaking up with me not only because you think we can’t have a long distance relationship, but on top of that on my birthday?” You laughed sarcastically, in disbelieve of what your boyfriend - or ex-boyfriend - just said.

“It’s not you it’s-”

“You, I know.”

“I’m sorry, I really am.” Joe stood up and you furrowed your brows. He placed some money on the table, patting your shoulder before he left. You sat there in disbelieve, staring at his unfinished glass of wine. This is the end of your five year relationship. A cheap wine and the most terrible time to do so.

“Excuse me, sorry. I don’t mean to impose, but I kinda just heard what happened.”

You looked up at the guy speaking. Your jaw slacked at the sight of the man. Broad shoulders, tight muscles underneath his shirt, an ungodly good-looking man. He gestured to the seat that Joe sat in just minutes ago and you nodded. Surprise overtook your face, confused by the possibility of a man like him to want to sit with you.

“Can I offer you a drink other than this?” He motioned to the bottle and you smiled. “Ok, just a sec.” He raised his hand calling for the attention of the bartender, pointing to his drink. His attention turned back to you with a warm smile lighting up his blue eyes. “I’m Steve by the way.” He chuckled, holding his hand out.

“Y/n.” You were truly speechless. You’ve never been speechless before, not even with Joe and you thought he was the perfect man. The one you would marry one day, but seeing him - yeah no - Joe can go to LA, you had this specimen of a man giving you attention.

“A real dick move to break up with you on your birthday, not gonna lie.”

“I know, but if he didn’t you wouldn’t sit here now would you?” You had no idea where the confidence came from, but it was worth it seeing Steve all flustered and giggling.

The bartender came and set a glass in front of you. “Thank’s Buck.” Steve said, before Bucky - the bartender - left to take his place behind the bar again.

You took a sip from the drink and looked questionably at Steve.

“It’s a Brookly Baby.” Steve raised his glass and so did you. “To you!”

Throughout the night Steve showed that despite his looks, the fact that he looks like the jock you and your girls giggle about in Highschool, he has a heart like no one else you’ve met before.

You were practically begging for him to take you home, leaning forward putting what you could right in front of his eyes, giving him the look and batting your eyelashes at him. But Steve didn’t show that kind of affection - no - he walked you home. But it wouldn’t be the truth if you didn’t make out with him against your door. You had him right where you wanted him - needy.

His dick practically pushed itself out of his pants and you were sure that if Steve didn’t pull back, panting and - there’s that damn giggle again - he would’ve ejaculated right in his pants. It felt good to be the one to have someone in a hold like that. To be the reason they cannot think straight. You exchanged numbers, a promise to see each other again.

That was the night you met Steve and now here you are.

You sunk down on your seat, trying to make yourself as small as possible, but the fact that you’re sitting front row makes things a little more difficult. Steve’s eyes roam through the room, but his eyes don’t cross yours.

Throughout the lecture you’re more so focused on keeping your head down, pretending on taking the most intricate notes of your life. Schwirles, different coloured markers, all just to not look directly at him.

A look to your watch and you wanted to curse your way to hell. Still ten minutes left until you could drop out of college.

Despite your vigorous note taking, you didn’t catch a word. Nothing you wrote down made any type of sense. Not at all. You focused on your breathing, sitting as still as possible to go unnoticed.

“You, what’s your name?”

That you did understand. Blood rushed to your cheeks. You knew he was calling on you but you hoped he didn’t. A moment of silence confirmed your nightmare. He was waiting for you, the whole room was.

Slowly you raised your head, pearls of sweat rolling down your back. The moment your eyes locked with Steve’s the world stood still. The man you were flirting with, showing off your cleavage and drunkenly made out was in fact your professor.

Steve’s eyes widened. “Oh, fuck.”

[ part one ]

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inkribbon796 · 5 years ago

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The Other Side

Summary: Anti’s bored, and he does terrible things when he’s bored. Virgil just happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. So the heroes have to save the day, without roughing Anxiety up too much in the process.

Encore: Right Here, Right Now

Virgil lived with Deceit and Remus, and he hated every part of it. The place they stayed at was in one of the worst parts of town, and they’d been living there for over a year now. It was never warm enough. Deceit’s first order of business when acquiring the place was to get his hands on a number of heaters and keep the room they slept in warm. But unless you were in that room, it was freezing.

So Virgil walked out of the apartment in normal clothing and hung around King’s Park, just crowd watching. He had his headphones in and his hood drawn up.

His favorite thing about the park was that if you wanted to be left alone, people left you alone. Except for the hiccup with Yan and the police one night, even Dark’s enforcers and network stayed out of the park. It helped Virgil feel like he had some type of privacy.

He stayed at the park for a while, and when he finally got hungry, went for a walk to figure out what he wanted, making sure to go in costume so that people would keep leaving him alone.

Something that turned into a bad idea when he heard the sound of a power box on top of the radio arching. Virgil looked back to see Anti scratching his claws against the electrical box, Natemare was standing next to him with a bag in his hands. Both of the chaotic villains were smiling at him.

Anti was the one who spoke, “Hey, kid, where’s yer old man?”

“I’m not a kid,” Virgil spat back, trying to get away from the edge of the roof. He was preparing to summon his spider legs to escape. Maybe he could get back to Dark’s area.

“Can’t fly can ye?” Anti took the bag from Natemare, and the other glitch demon turned into electricity and slipped back into the wires of the electrical box, a smile still on his face as he vanished.

“I can cling to walls, I don’t need to fly,” Anxiety trying to sound tough even though his heart was beating almost out of control.

“Good,” Anti smiled. “Yah know, Dark’s usually really tight-lipped about the stuff his boys collect fer ‘im, but he must have gotten wasted because he was carryin’ this . . .”

Anti pulled out what looked like an MP3 player but it looked like something that was probably cursed. “. . . Around like he was proud of it. An’ I figured ye should have it.”

“I’m not touching that,” Virgil snapped. “It looks like it’ll possess me. Why would you even give me that thing?”

Anti shrugged and the thing went up into a string of code, “Cause it’ll make him furious, an’ he won’t let me get close enough to his desk ta piss in his coffee.”

“Then why give it to me, he’ll just think I took it,” Virgil argued.

Walking over, Anti tried to set his hand on Anxiety’s shoulder. Virgil ducked away immediately.

“Why so nervous, guess ye live up to yer name, huh Anx?” Anti laughed. “Well, I’ll see if I can pawn it off to some third rate drug dealer, that’ll flip the town on its head.”

“Yeah, just keep that thing away from me,” Anxiety sprouted out his spider legs and just left, trying to get as far from Anti as possible, and was surprised when no one was following him. So, eager to calm down he grabbed a quiet spot of roof with enough of a protection for him to sit on and lean against, he put in his earphones again.

He was listening to some MCR at first and it was helping, but slowly in the background static began to build and Virgil was getting sleepy.

It wasn’t until he collapsed onto the ground in a head that Virgil realized something was wrong with him. The world seemed fuzzy and he could barely move his eyes.

His panic got worse when Anti appeared in front of him, smiling. Natemare was next to him, holding the MP3 player, hooked up to his own ears.

“Yah know, I think yah got a good head on your shoulders, taking somethin’ from me would’a been a dumb idea,” Anti smiled as he took the player from Natemare but was careful to still keep the headphones in Natemare’s ears. “Shouldn’ta let us walk off with it, though.”

Virgil could feel he was crying as the static in his head began to build, it was getting harder to think, harder to breathe. Anxiety couldn’t even blink anymore, his eyes were just staring at Anti.

“So let’s have some fun, it’s been ages since I’ve had a puppet,” Anti grinned and pressed something on the MP3 and Virgil’s body stood up of its own volition. “You’ll love it, N. It’s the best.”

Virgil was mentally shaking because his body refused to as Anti tossed Natemare the MP3, the other glitch demon was smiling.

For the heroes it was a normal day of patrols, and Logan coming in and out of their routine. All Logan would say was that he was conducting research as a favor to the Host and if he needed assistance, Logan or the Host would ask.

Logan was with Eric and Randall, keeping his watch on them more than anything else.

“At this rate, you’ll make it full time,” Logan smiled, talking to Eric.

“R-Really?” Eric smiled hopefully.

“Your control has greatly improved,” Logan praised.

“Hey, what’d I tell yah,” Randall grinned.

Eric smiled warmly, and then looked back down the street before he paled, pointing, “Uh, guys?”

Logan and Randall looked down the street, but it looked completely normal.

“What do you see?” Logan braced to grab his TASER.

“My dad,” Eric looked like he was about to vomit or curl up into a ball in sheer terror.

“Eric, he’s dead,” Randall reminded.

Eric took a fearful step back and Logan finally saw something, but it wasn’t Derek. Suddenly Logan was alone on a stage with bright lights shining down at him. Everything felt wrong, like he’d been forced to down five cups of coffee, each with about three shots of espresso, one right after the other. He could see a couple wrinkles and old stains on his favorite button-down shirt and tie.

“Thomas Sanders,” a disembodied voice in the darkness called out before Logan was hit with a string of trivia. Some he could answer, others he couldn’t. Every wrong answer or even slightly incorrect one was met by a harsh sounding buzzer. It barely took three questions before Logan realized he’d been caught in Anxiety’s fear powers, how he’d been caught so flatfooted was beyond him.

The whole ordeal was a little too frustrating and taxing on Logan, and the situation seemed to be already spiraling out of control.

“You’re not real,” Logan tried to fight the illusion, but it felt like he was hitting a brick wall with nothing but his bare fists. As if he knew it was fake, could see a way out, but he couldn’t free himself by just denying it.

Logan kept repeating it, trying to find some crack in Anxiety’s fear illusion. Then, a hand rested on his shoulder. “Lo.”

Logan turned around to see Patton, who looked like he was about to crumple into a terrified heap himself. “Sorry.”

“For?” Logan began before he was knocked out by something behind him. The logical side falling to the ground in a heap.

He woke up an indeterminate amount of time to the sounds of someone arguing. It gave him an instant migraine and he groaned in pain. “Where are Randall and Eric?” Logan asked immediately.

“Oh look, now he’s awake,” Roman said. “They’re sleeping their ordeal off.”

“No thanks to you,” Logan groaned, holding his head. His vision was swimming could someone obtain some painkillers and water.”

“Yeah,” Patton said, “give me a minute.”

Roman opened his mouth, but Logan cut him off.

“You will wait until my headache has abated,” Logan ordered. “Or I will not listen.”

“Fine,” Roman responded grumpily. He was given a little respite to relax and massage his temples.

When he signaled, Roman began, taking a deep breath before letting out a long rant, “Virgil used his fear powers to blanket half the town in a crazed fear spell and now he’s using it to take over the town. This proves he’s evil and needs to be stopped. See this is why we don’t trust villains because they betray, and-or kill us, and really we should have seen this coming. Patton doesn’t believe me, and I need you to talk sense into him.”

Logan just stared at him, waiting to see if he was actually done or not. Then he looked around. “Iplier I need a scientific explanation.”

Roman groaned, “Come on, Lo.”

“Dude, your friend is whack and took out half the city in a gnarly fear trip,” Bing interrupted.

Logan groaned, “I was talking to the Doctor, I’d rather have Roman’s explanation than that one.”

“It was pretty cool though,” Roman praised, offering a fist bump and Bing’s fist tapped his. Dr. Iplier was coming over to explain the situation in terms Logan could understand without a headache

“S’no problemo dude, glad you liked it,” Bing smiles. “But, uh, Anxiety’s probably not working alone.”

“Explain,” Logan turned back to Bing.

“So, I went to scout out what was going on, ‘cause the magic whatever doesn’ work on droids like me and Googs, but Anxiety was with Natemare an’ Anti,” Bing rambled. “So I got out of there, they totally didn’t see me.”

He was with both of ‘em?” Logan asked.

Yeah, it was super weird, dude was just staring out into space,” Bing reported.

“Do you have any video logs on the subject?” Logan demanded. Bing nodded and hooked up the closest Ipad anyone had on hand as he began to play a short clip of Anxiety standing in front of Anti and Natemare, the two of them talking as Anxiety was just staring. Standing unnaturally still.

“That’s a bit creepy, even for him,” Roman admitted.

“Something’s wrong with him,” Patton cut in. “Normally he doesn’t have good posture but his back’s like a piece of plywood.”

“Hold up a sec,” Iplier interrupted, and rushed to the door that contained both his and Henrik’s side offices. “Hey, Henrik, get out here, I need your opinion on something.”

It took a minute, but Henrik was walking out with Iplier, the two of them talking quietly.

Once the German doctor was standing with the group he looked at the clip, his frown becoming a tight, worried line, “Zat is not gud.”

“What?” Edward asked his friend.

Henrik took the recording back a couple seconds and pointed to Virgil. “He is copying Anti.”

“Is this a possession thing?” Dr. Iplier asked. “Anti can still do that right?”

“He’s what?” Patton exclaimed, bringing back Logan’s headache. “What are we going to do? We can’t leave him like that.”

“Patton, don’t scream,” Logan rubbed at his temples.

“This is awful,” Patton took the Ipad, looking heartbroken. “He must be so scared. What can we do to stop Anti?”

“Well, a little nap usually helps,” Henrik admitted. “But he might not like us after’vard.”

“But he’ll be free, that’s good, right, Roman?” Patton turned to him.

Roman hesitated, but after looking at Patton and then the Ipad, he sighed, “Yeah, Mopey Frown doesn’t deserve it.”

“That doesn’t explain what we’re going to do?” Dr. Iplier. “If it was just Anti and Natemare would could probably send a couple guys and have Logan use an EMP bomb.”

The American doctor turned to Logan, “Do you still have one?”

“Yes,” Logan admitted hesitantly. “But Anxiety is purely organic, and even if he wasn’t the range on them is too close. I would become consumed by his abilities.”

“What about Emile?” Bing spoke up. “You guys and King said Em’s got some kind of emotional empathy power like Patton, you just need to see him. Stand five blocks away on a rooftop.”

Patton made an uncomfortable noise, “Yeah, but Anxiety doesn’t like Emile, and Em can’t really do anything if the person’s fighting him. Anxiety’s gonna fight us on every word. Emile’s a bit of a squishy target. Can’t really fight against either Anti or Natemare.”

“You know who can though,” Roman’s face lit up. He looked over at Logan with a huge smile, leaning in closer to him.

Logan groaned. “Fine, if we must.”

“We kinda do,” Roman’s grin didn’t go away, it only got wider.

“Don��t pretend you hate it,” Roman told Logan. “I know you like being Remy.”

“So you two are going to fuse?” Bing asked.

“Yes,” Roman summoned and iced coffee. “Hold this for me, we’re going to want it in a bit. Don’t drink it.”

“You got it bro,” Bing promised.

Quickly Roman pulled Logan into the main area and was still all smiles as the creative Side held both hands up to snap his fingers and the space around them shifted. A twenty foot area around them turned into an old fashioned pub and Logan was now sporting a white button-down shirt and a black vest. Roman in a red vest that wasn’t buttoned.

“Let’s get started,” Roman smiled.

“I won’t cut out halfway into the song again,” Logan warned. “I still have a headache.”

“Oh, I’m counting on it Specs,” Roman smiled. “I wouldn’t dare stop a show tune halfway.”

Roman snapped his fingers as music began coming from the very room around them.

~::~ One Hour Later ~::~

Silver and Jackie were walking down Main St. with Remy walking behind them. The fused Side’s sunglasses over his eyes, drinking his iced coffee.

“So you two coming with me?” Remy asked.

“As soon as Anxiety’s done, we’ll take care ‘a the demons,” Jackie promised.

“Nice, I’m not exactly demon proof,” Remy smile, taking his still free hand and snapped his fingers at Jackie.

Remy set his coffee on top of the closest and safest surface. “Let’s do this,” the fused Side yelled. “Anx won’t stop himself.”

With that Remy stepped into the start of the fear bubble, as the other heroes had taken to calling it, that part of the city was in various states of disrepair. The people trapped in this part had either been rescued or were still causing destruction. Remy felt Virgil’s powers trying to affect him but with two different minds and two different fears, it seemed like it was having a hard time locking onto Remy himself.

Remy did try and knock out as many people as he could, just so they couldn’t keep harming themselves or others. He tried to put them in safe locations. The rest of the heroes could clean up behind him.

It didn’t take long to find Anxiety, neither the glitch demons or Virgil were exactly trying to hide.

“Hey crawler,” Anti caled out time Virgil. “You missed one.”

Virgil turned as if he’d been jolted and Remy could see the panic on Virgil’s face. A panic that seemed to become more frantic when he saw Remy. “No. No. No. No.”

Oh, he looks bad. Roman thought.

Indeed, we need to make this quick. Logan agreed.

“Hey, Anx,” Remy greeted, sand already appearing at his fingertips. He was trying to keep calm and keep a pin on where Anti and Natemare were. “You look like you could use a nap.”

Anxiety’s spider limbs shot out and his hands went up. He took a fearful step back.

Anti snatched the MP3 from Natemare’s hands. “Where do ye think yer goin’ huh?”

“Hey,” Natemare snapped at him, but Anti was messing with it and Virgil took a jolted step forward.

The exchange didn’t go unnoticed by Remy or Logan immediately started studying Virgil.

Now! Logan commanded and Remy smiled. Then he bolted for Virgil who looked even more terrified than before.

“Come on, V for Vendetta, work with me here,” Remy quipped, trying to get close enough to him to grab at the headphones still in his ears.

Virgil dodges, which both Remy and Roman thought was unfair someone with huge spider legs could still be so agile. “No, get away from me,” Anxiety shouted back, he stuck a leg in a piece of metal, probably from a car or a newspaper box and flung it at Remy.

The fusion barely dodged in time, and it almost hit Anti.

“Hey, watch it!” Anti hissed.

Remy glanced back, “Well that works too.”

Virgil kept throwing things at him, bits of rubble, pieces of smoking rubber, rocks, metal; and Remy kept dodging, trying get Anti and Natemare hit in the process.

It turned out that the fusion got to Virgil before the other villains could get hit. Remy tackled Virgil and panicked Side was trying to throw Remy back off.

“No, get off me,” Virgil was in a sheer panic and Remy reached up and grabbed the headphones off, knocking Virgil out with his sleep sand instantly. Anxiety slumping to the ground as the fear effects dissipated almost instantly.

“Shoot,” Anti frowned, walking towards Remy. “Well that was fun at least.”

“Woah, back it up, jazz,” Remy warned, standing between Virgil and the two glitch demons.

“Nah, he was gettin’ borin’ anyways,” Anti smiled, “Hey, interested in a cursed artifact?”

Jackie ran in at full speed, blinging fast with his super speed and slammed his fist into the glitch demon, screaming at the top of his lungs the instant he made contact. Anti violently fractured, but Jackie was now holding the destroyed MP3 player that the two glitch demons had been using.

The speedster cursed and looked around, spiking the device to the ground. Remy was quick to scoop the thing into his pocket and grab Virgil, pulling his arm over his shoulder. “Hey, I got Wednesday Adams,” Remy quipped. “Let’s split.”

“Pass him,” Silver flew over and Remy let the other superhero take the unconscious Anxiety and fly away with him.

“Take him to Iplier, he trusts him,” Remy ordered before turning to Jackieboy Man who was trying to take on Anti while trying to avoid Natemare.

“Come on, Lo,” Remy muttered as he pulled the arm of his jacket up, Logan’s arm brace firmly strapped onto his wrist. “Tell me you calibrated it.”

Remy pressed a couple buttons, using Logan’s memories of the device to time up an EMP blast and grabbed onto of the fake bombs out of his pocket before rushing into the fight and throwing the thing at the two villains. It exploded on contact.

Anti and Natemare screamed and then they were gone. Jackie held his hands up, his nose bleeding and a bit disorientated from the light that had come from the fake EMP bomb.

“They gone?” Jackieboy asked.

“For now,” Remy agreed, holding his own heart. “I’m surprised it got both of them in one go.

Remy and Jackie spent some time with the authorities and the EMT’s, Silver and some of the other heroes arrived to help. Virgil had been dropped off with Iplier, still unconscious from Remy’s sleep sand. After the situation was manageable, the heroes headed back to the base. Mostly to relax, Remy immediately headed over to the medical ward where Ipler and Patton were, tending to a still-unconscious Virgil.

“How’s he doing?” Remy asked.

“You really knocked him out,” Iplier admitted, “but his vitals are stable.”

“Good,” Remy relaxed. “He’s gonna be pissed when he wakes up.”

“Hopefully not,” Patton whispered. “But he’ll probably be confused when he wakes up. I’m gonna make some cinnamon rolls”

“Sounds great, Patt-attack,” Remy lowered his glasses to the end of his nose. “How you doing? Wasn’t any time to ask earlier.”

“I’m good,” Patton smiled.

“Good,” the fused side asked. “How’s Em?”

“Doing well,” Patton’s smile got wider.

“Hey, am I ever going to actually meet Em?” Remy asked.

“As much as I’d like to, I can’t,” Patton looked away.

“A guy’s gotta try,” Remy shrugged, and snapped his fingers over Virgil. The petty thief’s nose twitched, and he groaned. “Rise and shine, sleeping beauty.”

Virgil’s eyes immediately shot open and his eyes started to look between Patton and Remy. He screamed and bolted off the table.

“Calm down, we didn’t arrest you,” Remy pushed his glasses up his nose in a Logan-esque manner.

“Did you need to wake him up so abruptly?” Patton frowned, crossing his arms in disapproval.

“Where am I?” Virgil demanded.

“My office,” Iplier interrupted. “The heroes brought you here to recover so you wouldn’t have the news poking at you while you slept.”

“Uhh,” Anxiety looked around, calmed by the fact he clearly wasn’t in handcuffs. “Thanks. I’ll just go.”

“You’re in the Heroes’ base,” Remy reminded, using Roman’s creativity powers to summon himself up a new frappuccino. “Prolly don’t wanna just walk out there just yet.”

“What?” Virgil balked.

Remy slurped noisily at his frappe. “Yeah.”

“I thought I wasn’t under arrest?” Anxiety reminded.

“You’re not,” Patton agreed.

“Haven’t even been read your rights,” Remy cut in. “Certainly can’t keep you here without cause since you obviously didn’t want to be there.”

“So, I can go,” Anxiety stood up.

“Let me level with you,” Remy grabbed a chair and sat down. “You know what I am, right?”

“That’s a stupid question,” Virgil told him. “Of course I do.”

“Then you know I speak from experience when I say you’re in every position to start making deals,” Remy told him. “Stay, talk a bit, and then if you still want Patt and I can walk you out so no one bothers you.”

“Why should I believe you?” Virgil spat.

“Because I’m not Dee,” Remy took another sip of his coffee. “Sides, Logan says your chances are good either way you take it.”

“So what do you guys want?” Virgil asked, sounding suspicious.

“Well,” Patton cut in. “You could join us.”

Anxiety just stared at him, a little surprised laugh slipping out of him, “Excuse me? You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“Anx, do you wanna spend the rest of your life trailing after Dee and Remus, cleaning up their messes?” Remy leaned in. “Cause that’s what you’re gonna be doing. If you’re really happy with being part of the League then commit and do it, don’t go off and rescue people and then claim to still be one of them.”

“Remy, be nice,” Patton warned.

Virgil was quiet, looking uncomfortable.

“Anx, pardon Rem,” Patton pleaded. “We don’t want you hurt. And I couldn’t stand to see Anti using you like that.”

“What do you care?” Virgil spat back. “Like you three ever cared, I got stiffed with the box and you three were too busy goofing off help me.”

“I regret that every day,” Patton started tearing up. “That I didn’t say something to you first, but I don’t wanna see you keep getting hurt. Logan doesn’t either.”

“Neither does Roman,” Remy interrupted.

Virgil glared at him.

Remy held up his hands, “I can’t turn back into them right now to give Ro a chance to prove it to you. All I can do is ask you to give us time to prove it. Please.”

The hostility in Virgil’s eyes started to soften. It took him a bit to answer, he started playing with his hands for a bit. “I’m not doing patrols, and I don’t do press conferences.”

“Deal,” Remy looked at Iplier and Patton. “I’ll talk to Silver and Jackie.”

“Hey, wait,” Virgil’s anxiety spiked. He stood up, “you can’t just do that.”

“It’ll be fine,” Remy promised, holding the door open for Virgil to step through on his own. A couple leaps of faith.

Nervously drawing his hood over his face, Virgil followed him and Patton, Iplier bringing up the rear of the group but giving Virgil room to flee and move if he needed to. When they entered the main area of the base, Virgil hid behind Iplier.

“E’erythin’ okay?” Jackie asked, looking at Anxiety.

Iplier looked at Virgil, letting Virgil stay behind him. “Yeah, I think so.”

“Good,” Jackie nodded. “Anxiety, if you’re on the level, welcome to the group. Take a seat, try and relax.”

Patton smiled at Virgil and went off to go make some cinnamon rolls.

“Th-Thanks,” Virgil told him, looking around the room. His heart was still hammering out of his chest, but no one was attacking him or yelling at him. Virgil was so calm he’d completely forgotten about the deal he made with Dark weeks ago. Anxiety was just working on calming himself down.

Later that night, Anti walked out from the Void and in the middle of Dark’s main warehouse, shaking his head to clear some of the residue bits of the EMP black. He was more than a little angry. None of Dark’s enforcers guarding the place stopped him. “Hey, Dinodark!”

Dark walked out from his office, leaving the door open, a smile on his face as he snapped his neck to his right and straightened out his tie. “Ahh, Anti, you’re alive.”

“What did that thing actually do?” Anti asked. “I knew yah weren’t paradin’ it around fer shits an’ giggles.”

“It served its intended purpose,” Dark shrugged. “I have to thank you for being so predictable and helping out. Anxiety drags his feet and I wanted him out of the League.”

“Well, the hero’s have a new chump working with Logic,” Anti warned. “He had Logic’s tech.”

“A new apprentice?” Dark mused. “This new hero have a name?”

“Don’t know, couldn’t be bothered,” Anti shrugged, pulling a knife out. “You owe me, shitbag.”

“You stole something from me with the intent to harm my network, I owe you nothing,” Dark reminded. “I could have had Anxiety thrown out without your help.”

“Ye owe me Google fer the next month,” Anti argued.

��Dark scoffed, already turning around before Anti literally snarled and lunged at the greyscaled entity. The two starting a scuffle between two of them. Dark’s enforcers moved out of the way as Dark’s aura clashed with Anti’s knives.

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robertdowneyjjr · 8 years ago

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nursey the tech disaster and dex the apple support guy: an au

a conversation between me & @brandnewfashion

(interspersed with random hockey commentary)

kayytx

au where nursey keeps having IT trouble and every time he goes online to use that quick chat help service (bc he doesn't want to call. that's awkward af) he gets dex as the service guy

brandnewfashion

oooooh

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

TELL ME MOER

kayytx

i'm trying to decide what products nursey's using that he keeps having issues lmao

i feel like fandom consensus states nursey is a mac guy?

brandnewfashion

yeah i can't see him not using them

kayytx

so basing off of my experience trying to update my software for FOUR HOURS at staying up until 3am bc of that shit ugh

the first time he has to contact apple support online he's trying to upgrade his OSX to the latest software, but it keeps stalling a quarter of the way through

so nursey borrows chowder's laptop to go on apple's website for support help and dex answers

and legit, that shit takes...four hours

brandnewfashion

lol i wouldn't know

sounds annoying tho

kayytx

it's supposed to be only half an hour but my laptop just decided to be a little shit

but anyway

in between dex telling nursey what to do, and nursey following instructions and waiting for his laptop to show some progress

they start chatting

bc nursey is bored and it's late at night and there's nothing else for him to do, especially since his computer isn't working

imagine nursey like, suddenly thinks of a few verses for a poem and types them in the chat bc he couldn't find anywhere else to write atm

and dex is like ??????

brandnewfashion

yesss

kayytx

YASSS HABS WIN

ok anyway

brandnewfashion

GOOD

kayytx

so that obvi leads to a convo where dex asks what nursey does and nursey talks about being an english major

and dex tells him about doing comp sci and working for apple part time

brandnewfashion

FINALLY THE FLAMES SCORED

and yes good i'm liking this au

kayytx

idk how many call locations there are in the US though so i'm trying to figure out where dex is based rn

like i'm kinda tempted to have him live in nyc

but i don't work for apple so idk how true this is

brandnewfashion

dude that'd be cool though? and nursey could be like "YO I'M FROM THERE" and dex, who just started school there, could be like "ok is there any place to get decent ____ bc i haven't found one yet"

kayytx

yeS EXACTLY

so nursey recommends some like hipster coffee places and one day dex remembers this convo and goes and at first he's like, what the FUCK this place serves out of mason jars NO

but he tries the coffee and he honestly thinks it's liquid cocaine so he keeps going back

brandnewfashion

lolllll

kayytx

anyway so like after three hours of chitchat and apple support nursey's computer finally boots properly and installs the update

so they say goodbye, it's been really fun talking to you, thanks for the help, etc. etc. and sign off

then three weeks later nursey's iphone spazzes out

and the nearest apple store is an hour away and he just doesn't have the time to go there, wait another hour for the genius bar to have an opening, and then go back to campus

so he goes online to apple support and clicks the chat option

and it's dex again

dex recognizes him from his apple ID, which usually never happens but bc they had such a good convo last time nursey left an impression

and so again in between helping out nursey he's just like, oh HEY i went to that place you told me about!

so nursey tells him about more places to visit

brandnewfashion

ok ben bishop is in net for the kings (no surprise) but he's wearing his lightning mask and it's really throwing me off

kayytx

god that's so weird

brandnewfashion

ANYWAY

what places does nursey tell him to go toooooo

how long does tihs go on before they get the opportunity to meet?????

kayytx

OKAY OK so

idk i think this happens like four or five times?

apple products arent THAT terrible lmao you can't have that many issues with your products

but nursey's a disaster so

he manages to fuck up something every few weeks

and like after the third time he enters the chat dex's coworkers recognize him also and they just pass him off to dex immediately hahaha

brandnewfashion

lmaooo

kayytx

oh FUCK stars tied the game

anyway

brandnewfashion

RUDE

kayytx

honestly after the fourth time nursey goes online with an issue about his ipad's storage issue or whatever dex is just really tempted to give nursey his number bc for the most part he's been able to solve his problems without referring to the resources at his desk

OH SHIT STARS IN THE LEAD

brandnewfashion

EXCUSE ME WHAT

FUCK U STARS

kayytx

UGH

anyway so yeah dex wants to give nursey his number and nursey wants to ask for it, but they both know the chats are monitored and that's just highly inappropriate and nursey doesn't want to get dex fired

so they both resist but like

it's kinda killing both of them

brandnewfashion

kayytx

yeah like they're both p sure they're gonna die before they ever meet bc they're Dramatic af

BUT!! THIS IS FIC!!! and i love them and want them to be together so DO NOT DESPAIR

nursey goes back to nyc for winter break

and he doesn't want to be all cooped up at home with nothing to do

so he decides to go out, find some inspo, write a bit

AND THEN this suddenly becomes a coffee shop au

nursey goes to that mason jar hipster cafe to get some work done

but in the middle of writing his computer shuts down and he panics REALLY LOUDLY

and what??? dex is THERE???

brandnewfashion

LOL

AMAZING

HOW CONVENIENT

kayytx

R I G H T

he had the day off and was also there to work on some freelance coding projects he has on the side and in the middle of coding he hears this really loud person screaming at his laptop and he's like, what the FUCK

so he looks up and sees nursey doing SOMETHING with his computer. he's not even sure what

and in teh cafe there are like three other people with their laptops out, but dex is the closest and he looks the least busy (nursey is wrong. dex is the busiest, he just looked up at the wrong time and Eye Contact happened and now he's stuck)

so nursey goes over to him and he's like, "yo bro can i borrow your laptop to go on apple support and get some help"

bc that response is just like ingrained in him now. anytime something happens he just. goes on apple support

dex, being the lil shit he is, just goes, "have u tried turning ur computer off and on again"

brandnewfashion

kayytx

nursey: it won't even turn ON dex: maybe its out of battery nursey: it's plugged in??? do u not see it????? dex: maybe your cord doesn't work

dex just. doesn't want to help

he does enough of that at work

brandnewfashion

lollll

kayytx

but nursey is really annoying and he figures the easiest way to get rid of him is to help him so he's like, ok fine i actually work at apple i'll help you

brandnewfashion

wow

the pens are gonna lose

to the STARS

kayytx

.....that's so depressing

brandnewfashion

they got too fucking cocky

ugh

kayytx

brandnewfashion

anyway

dex helps him?

kayytx

dex helps him!

and meanwhile nursey's chattering on and on about how this is the first time someone's actually physically helped him with his laptop bc he never goes to the genius bar even though he probably should and he's terrible with technology and things always just die on him so he always has to get help from online support and it's kinda funny how he always gets the same guy who helps with his problems and it's actually kinda nice talking to him, and he kinda really likes him, but he doesn't think they'll ever meet bc why would that ever happen right? hey maybe dex would know him since they're both working for apple? but what are the chances?? surely there are thousands of people who work for apple

and like all this time dex has sorta just been tuning him out while he works on nursey's computer but he catches a few things here and there

and he's like

wait

rewind

dex: holy shit nursey: what? what is it, is my computer really dead this time? dex: you're derek nurse nursey: umm? yes?

and for a sec nursey thinks that he's just somehow become notorious within apple support center circles or something bc he's gone for help so many times

but then dex introduces himself and he's like OH HOLY SHIT

brandnewfashion

NICE

kayytx

and like sometime during nursey's little ramble he mentioned how he thought dex is funny and really nice and seems like someone he'd like to date and of COURSE dex totally heard all of that

dex: so. you think i'm funny. and you want to date me huh? nursey: ...well i mean maybe? dex: okay well just do you know just because we're both in a coffee shop right now declaring our feelings this ISN'T our first date okay bc i refuse to have our first date be one where i fix something for you again nursey: oh so YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME TOO?

brandnewfashion

kayytx

dex: well yeah. i wanted to give you my number but i couldn't do that without a monitored chatroom nursey: i wanted to give you my number too! dex: well? technically? i have your number? because it's in our systems dex: but i didn't want to seem like a creep if i'd just randomly texted you

but anyway they finally exchange numbers like normal people and nursey Officially asks dex out on a date

but then internally he's struggling bc he basically already gave dex a list of all the best places in nyc and now he has nothing to impress dex with lmfao

brandnewfashion

HAHAHAHA

kayytx

they end up going to brooklyn for smorgasburg bc you cant really ever go wrong with that

wait jk that's seasonal so it wouldn't be open for winter break LMAO

brandnewfashion

oh gosh they're gonna become a disgustingly sweet long distance couple

kayytx

yeah nursey's fucked

YES THEY ARE

they're so gross honestly

brandnewfashion

they always have shit going on

there's ALWAYS something hapening haha

kayytx

and dex's coworkers notice that this dude hasn't been on the chat in a really long time??? and they kinda start feeling bad for dex bc they knew he had a bit of a crush on nursey lmao

brandnewfashion

ok but then dex has them all over to meet his "new boyfriend" and they all walk in on nursey screaming at his laptop and they're like "OH"

kayytx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and at this point dex is already at the fondly exasperated stage and he's like, jfc nurse you should just give up on technology altogether

#nurseydex #dexnursey #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #i love this pairing with my whole life #brandnewfashion #kay writes things #honestly i should just start a new tag #kay has ideas #bc i have ideas but i never actually write the fic lmfao #anyway

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beingmad2017-blog · 8 years ago

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Google Nexus Phone 7 Review and Some Pointers

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Google Nexus Phone 7 Review and Some Pointers

In case you are thinking about buying a tablet and would like to study A few data at the Nexus 7 from a real person/tech guy then examine underneath. I do not side with Apple or Android or Amazon. So I try to examine the whole thing pretty.

I’ve had the Google Nexus 7 pill for about per week and it is better than I predicted.

I’ve had a group of Apple iPods and feature a Samsung Galaxy Player 5.zero (Android 2.three). So I would reference that one in a while in this newsletter. Also hold in mind I in no way used Android 3.0 honeycomb so if I say a function is new it’s feasible it changed into in Honeycomb, but I am comparing it greater to Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) which is greater of a telephone OS. I have by no means owned an iPad, however, use them plenty at work so I am aware of how they characteristic and their capabilities. I may reference the ones now and again. I have not used a Kindle Hearth sufficient to comment on it.

Why buy this?

I in no way became capable of justifying why I might spend $500 on a pill while I’m able to get a laptop for $500 and do greater on it because it has a keyboard and is a fully operating machine. However, the charge of the Nexus and the performance got my attention.

A part of me desired to peer how a 7″ tablets felt and what it could help in my everyday existence, but more importantly, I desired something I can play the song directly to my Bluetooth audio system with a great display screen. It really works fantastic for the track, video games internet browsing, electronic mail and net. the whole thing runs very satisfactorily and it appears Android constant maximum issues from beyond versions. I Additionally love the ultra-modern Google Voice characteristic. Apples’ equivalent that’s Siri is something you presently can’t get on an iPad. This is one big cause why I would get this over an iPad. I’m able to do such things as say “Set Timer”, “directions to” and so on.

People don’t compare this to the iPad but actually now that I’ve performed around with it I experience you can type of compare it to an iPad. Wi-first of all I virtually didn’t want the 7″ display and would have favored a 10″ but after owning it I do now select the 7″ due to the fact I can preserve it in 1 hand. With a 10″ just like the iPad it is not as easy to preserve. it is a pleasing length for games and journeying.

The Nexus 7 is just as precise as an iPad for video games and will prevent approximately $two hundred over an iPad If you are searching out a tablet device. most famous video games are to be had for Android. Android pills have not been popular so Some apps you may discover nevertheless need Some catching up. Here are things I feel Humans might need to realize or that I discovered critically.

Home display:

Works great and very easy, they added the function Home display screen does not rotate but this app will restoration that for you and can help you rotate the screen while you switch the tool horizontal. it is known as “Ultimate Rotation Manipulate”.

Microphone:

This still annoys me with all Android devices I have attempted yet! I idea they might have constant it through now. If you yell loud into the microphone it gets all distorted greater than it ought to. The Nexus 7 still does this. Now I have best examined it in full on the Samsung Galaxy Player. Both distort and annoy me. Apple’s iPod touch can hand yelling and loud sounds load higher than the Nexus 7. It takes loads to distort Apple tool microphones. When I say Apple devices I am talking approximately the Apple iPod and assuming their different devices have the equal mic. I do realize the old iPod Nano video did have a horrible mic but This is now not around. Perhaps there is a better Android app available for recording, I’ll have to nevertheless look around but I think A part of this problem might be the “AGC”. Some apps let you close it off. That honestly helped on my Galaxy Player five. I record me playing guitar and stuff with music on those devices that are why the microphone to me is crucial.

Speaker:

The speaker is pretty good but now not blasting. it’s the type of like an iPad speaker I’d guess, Perhaps a bit decrease. I don’t have an iPad with me to examine. The Nexus 7 defiantly isn’t louder than an iPad speaker from what I’m able to tell. My Galaxy Player 5.0 has better speakers. They’re loaded louder and greater have a bit greater bass than the Nexus for my part. In case you are using the Nexus 7 with Bluetooth speakers to blast music, it is now not a trouble. don’t get me incorrect you surely can listen to music on the Nexus 7 you just can’t blast the heck out of a room with it like a stereo that no one can speak over. it is a very good volume.

Camera:

there is no flash at the Google Nexus 7 phone. there is handiest a front face Digicam, no rear Digital camera. there is no Digicam app on it, but you may download it from the Play Store, just search for “Digicam launcher for Nexus 7”. Pics and videos are what you will count on from a 1.2MP. Not anything brilliant however does take pics and video when you have lighting fixtures in which you are capturing. there’s no flash.

Smoothness and speed:

Sure very clean! They sooner or later were given the Android OS wherein displays slide and consequences are easy to Apple devices. It appears like a huge fix for this was in the Jelly Bean Android OS. My galaxy Participant doesn’t have that quality smoothness. The Nexus 7 defiantly runs apps and transitions to monitors faster and smoother than the Galaxy Participant 5.0. you can watch Some motion pictures to see the smoothness but I’d say it’s similar to the iPad smoothness. I have not used the modern iPad although so don’t take me up on that. just recognize its clean! One difficulty I am aware even though on the Nexus 7, that is minor. Is if I am playing music using the default tune Player and I was messing around with A few widgets, including them to the screen and stuff. The music hung for a quick sec. I used to be using volume widgets. This makes me think they want to set CPU precedence to the tune higher or something. but Perhaps it was only a poorly made app I used to be messing with.

Wallpapers:

It lets you use lively wallpapers on your own home display that’s sort of a laugh.

Mass USB Connection Choice:

It seems like they ultimately killed this. This becomes where you may see your Android device files in your PC like a USB drive. but you continue to can see all the files and replica documents to the Nexus 7 but it is a tool. (On Home windows 7) It appears to have precipitated Double Twist to no longer work but I bought Double Twist Air and synched over which labored Adequate.

display screen pictures

Sure eventually you may take display screen photographs without a third party app. They will have had this in their preceding version of Android too however it is not in Gingerbread. For the Nexus 7 simply maintain the quantity button and power button for a few seconds and it’ll take a screenshot.

song

It has a built in widget known as “What is this music” It works like Shazam and is built in at no cost. The tracking app appears to be like the previous Android music app with A few little enhancements Here and there.

Automobile Stereo

I examined the Nexus 7 with my Sony USB stereo in my Automobile. It recognizes it as a mp3 Participant simplest, I am now not too clean on how you will look for songs and playlists even though. You in all likelihood can not is my guess. I’d opt to use the auxiliary jack on my stereo so I cannot Manipulate the song with the Nexus Interface. That works amazing for me there simply no charging.

Vibration:

there’s no vibration at the Nexus.

Battery

It doesn’t show you the precise price percent when you have it powered off which might have been properly. It best suggests you a photo that suggests its price in 25% increments. The Nexus battery existence is excellent simply as the specifications say.

I advocate charging the Nexus the use of their supplied wall plug that comes with your Nexus. The guide Also says it will fee faster from the wall plug than a laptop. This is defiantly proper from what I discovered.

With the Nexus 7 on and related USB to a Home windows computer, it took me approximately 3.five hours to get the charge from 17% to 46%.

something that changed into ordinary became I left it plugged into my PC in a single day and it never reached 100% charge. It turned into round something like ninety-two%

but I then examined charging the Nexus 7 with the supplied wall charger plug. And even as the Nexus changed into became on it went from a rate of seventy-five% – ninety-eight% in 1 hour.

So whilst they say to use the wall plug charger you better simply use that as it does fee quicker. I do have an ASUS motherboard on an exclusive PC I made that says its USB ports provide the extra power. So I bet with a view to price it rapid Also, however, I didn’t test it on there. Most people might not have that form of computer.

Notes app

there’s no pre-installed notice taking app. There are masses of unfastened ones on the Play Store. I take advantage of AK Notepad.

net browsing

web browsing could be very speedy and uses Chrome. I do not have one to check next to but it is at the least the identical velocity as an iPad. Part of me needs to say it is probably a touch faster than the iPad 2 but don’t take me up one motive I don’t have proof.

Out-Of-Doors

the display is absolutely great and that I like the grip like backing at the Nexus 7. It makes it feel find it irresistible might not slip from your hand. I can hold it well in a single hand. I’ve common sized arms for a male.

Memory:

No SD card enlargement slot which is a terrible but get the 16GB due to the fact the OS makes use of a number of areas. I trust I had approximately 13GB loose at the 16GB version. So I’d endorse you get the 16 GB version.

Apps:

Standard Good enough on the apps, however, Some nevertheless are better on the iPad. As an example, my cable Television organization nevertheless would not guide watching Television on android devices where you can on the iPad. but I think now as Android pills get extra popular they may start making an app for the Android.

End:

So it’s about it, for now, I’ll stop there. With the intention to sum it up, no want to worry approximately overall performance problems anymore on Android tablets. For the rate you cannot move wrong If you always wanted a pill, however, didn’t want to blow $500 on one. The most particular element approximately this pill is the mixture of having the new Google Voice, the display size of 7″ and the satisfactory easy interface like an iPad but mixed with a quick processor. All the one’s things are what makes it a little unique than other capsules which include the iPad. And Also I’d surely get this over the Kindle Wi-fi. I don’t see any cause for anybody to shop for a Kindle Wi-fiWireless over the Nexus 7. The Kindle WiWireless has quite a few stuff locked down.

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giveuselife-blog · 8 years ago

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Google Nexus Phone 7 Review and Some Pointers

New Post has been published on https://giveuselife.org/google-nexus-phone-7-review-and-some-pointers/

Google Nexus Phone 7 Review and Some Pointers

In case you are thinking about buying a tablet and would like to study A few data at the Nexus 7 from a real person / tech guy then examine underneath. I do not side with Apple or Android or Amazon. So I try to examine the whole thing pretty.

I’ve had the Google Nexus 7 pill for about per week and it is better than I predicted.

Why buy this?

Home display:

Microphone:

Speaker:

Camera:

Smoothness and speed:

Wallpapers:

It lets you use lively wallpapers on your own home display that’s sort of a laugh.

Mass USB Connection Choice:

display screen pictures

song

Automobile Stereo

Vibration:

there’s no vibration at the Nexus.

Battery

With the Nexus 7 on and related USB to a Home windows computer, it took me approximately 3.five hours to get the charge from 17% to 46%.

something that changed into ordinary became I left it plugged into my PC in a single day and it never reached 100% charge. It turned into round something like ninety-two%

but I then examined charging the Nexus 7 with the supplied wall charger plug. And even as the Nexus changed into became on it went from a rate of seventy-five% – ninety-eight% in 1 hour.

Notes app

there’s no pre-installed notice taking app. There are masses of unfastened ones on the Play Store. I take advantage of AK Notepad.

net browsing

Out-Of-Doors

Memory:

Apps:

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