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#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#wick art#vague prompt#video games#minecraft#This was actually an old sketch but it matched the prompt so I fixed it up#My friend and I use rise skins so when this happened it just fit with the twins so well#We weren't even that high up from the ground but they had low health so that's why they died instantly#mini comic
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Standees ♡
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#mullet stan#mabel pines#gf#bill cipher#at the con i was selling them on one person said: who d like the stan version and i died instantly#he is my babygirl#i am still trying to make them avaibable
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luci develops a onesided crush
#lucina loses chrom when shes older and i think they have the benefit of paintings… so she probably remembers chroms face#but virginia/rodney died when samus was 3 + it seems like the whole colony got burned down. so probs no pics#how i feel remembering samus’s parents’ names almost instantly but not being able to do basic math🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠#loneart#samus aran#lucina#ssb#super smash bros#smash bros
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7#twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers#and so ends the saga#(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess#let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though#MY FAVORITE#ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny#but there we go#idia has two modes and two modes only#he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny#or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him#look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay
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OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS
You mind link
with every origin character
when you meet them
except
for
fucking
GALE
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#this probably means nothing#but i'd like to think it means something#i would like to propose the crackpot idea that gale never actually got a tadpole#and he was just fucking around this entire time#he was just pretending#or he even thought he got one or ACTUALLY got one#but like it couldn't handle his big wizard brain and just died instantly#astarion#karlach#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll
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on the annihilation women in stem team being referred to as "the blogger"
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You kids BETTER BEHAVE or Ma will wave The Screwdriver at you again!!
#MUM IS BACK YAYYYYYY#crosshair taunting hunter ahhhhh I DIED#words cannot describe how happy I am to have Echo back#he instantly has to step in and start breaking up fights again ahahahaha#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#tbb#the bad batch#the bad batch season 3#tbb echo#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair
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Prompt 336
Danny might’ve maybe gone into reincarnation. Y’know, for fun! As a treat! In another world so he can return to his after this vacation with no consequences! It’ll be fun! It’ll… Oh. This… isn’t ideal.
He’s not supposed to have most (or any) of his memories back, but apparently a clone with downloaded information does something when mixed with reincarnation. Enough that he’s curled up because his head hurts. There’s too much information for his brain, even if his Core is trying to take the edge off.
Everything is loud, and this body hasn’t breathed before and he’s struggling to do so and- And there’s a hand on his shoulder, voices unintelligible amidst the many other sounds even with his own hands over his ears. His face is wet- tears? And he wants to go back in the tube now-
He’s getting picked up- has he gotten picked up before? Maybe? It’s hard to untangle what he remembers from Before and what he remembers from this life. It hurts to remember things he shouldn’t be able to, so he buries his face against the bright colors and cloth that muffles the noises and tries not to cry more.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Danny reincarnates as Kon#Clone Danny#De aged Danny#Trio break into Cadmus a bit early before they fully aged him up#So he’s physically around 10 or 12 they aren’t entirely sure#Dick & Wally & Roy were not expecting the superman clone to instantly have an overstimulated breakdown#Danny doesn’t remember much only that he reincarnated; he’s died; he was older than this at some point#And he now has some context for the information downloaded into his brain if he could get his migraine to CHILL#Trio of sidekicks & the child they stole who is getting a piggyback ride surrounded by a destroyed building#Kryptonian Danny
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We watched the Barbie Nutcracker movie in our discord server and I got inspired to draw this after hilarious in game encounters with the nutcracker. Monster fucker rights ✅! (the nutcracker is basically a mech right? piloted by. flesh inside)
ID in ALT text!
#lethal company#lethal company employee#nutcracker#nut cracker#bracken#jester#lethal company nutcracker#yeah i'd date a nutcracker what about it#eye strain#shoutout to the one i hit with a shovel who kicked me in the nuts so hard i died instantly
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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you could teach me to be cruel
#fightinf art block#guys i drew somethign can i get a gold star sticker#dies instantly#i hope i can get back to drawing ior else ill evaporate#sunday#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday hsr#hsr sunday#hsr fanart#penacony#sunday honkai star rail#art#fanart
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Someone please please please please write a fic with Machine Herald Viktor and Hex Jayce (ie, post s2 timeline hopping jayvik) where Viktor uses his hexclaw to tickle Jayce,,,
OR uses his hexclaw to pin Jayce's arms so he can tickle him with his hands
I'll draw it.
#Machine Herald is such ler material ohhh my god#viktor becomes evil and bullies Jayce in that form#and hes so cute he giggles as Jayce DIES#and that voice...teasing Jayce...ou#Jayce would melt instantly or start excitement panicking like a happy happy prey animal#worm rambles#jayvik
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I can't get over the fact Arin canonically called both Nya and Lloyd "mom and dad" by accident lmao-
#imagine calling the great green ninja who's also your teacher “dad” by accident#AND calling one of the heros ninjas “mom” in the same sentence also by accident#I would've died instantly#ninjago#lego ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising 2#ninjago spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#arin ninjago#lloyd garmadon#nya smith
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The older I get the more I realise there is just nothing to Jean and Logan as a couple, he's just the cool bad boy alternative to her straight laced boyfriend, and no writer has ever bothered to develop them beyond that. Logan really has more of a dynamic with Scott than he ever had with Jean. When written well, Scott and Jean feel like genuine partners with neither character overshadowing the other, but when she's paired with Logan, Jean seems to just become the love interest or worse a prize for Logan to win for being a good person, the relationship always reduces her.
#x-men#logan#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#marvel#when you look back at the movies they do nothing to establish any kind of connection between jean and logan#it's just instantly goes to “hey i'm hot and so much cooler than cyclops”#the comics aren't any better#claremont just kind dropped it in out of the blue#but didn't do much with it before jean died#and then retroactively tried to make it seem like they had some deep connection#but still barely did anything with it#since the two were always on different teams#and felt like it was put to bed when she married scott#marvel no doubt not wanting her to be a cheater#but then morrison got the x-men#scott became the cheater#and the jean/logan started to be a thing again#but still never took off in a substantial way#then jean died again#was gone for over a decade#and even in the krakoa era when they were shown to be poly#barely any depth was given to the relationship#and in retrospect it feels like the writers were more interest in jean and scott as a couple and co-leaders of the x-men#and logan was just added as a poly partner to put that love triangle to rest#now it seems to be back to just jean and scott#and she's off being an intergalactic hero with a stay at home husband#never once thinking about logan
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Did I mention that Polities is the best, and I love his friendship with Odysseus so much? Well now I have.
Get you someone who can still be this cheerful after 10 years of war.
#polities#odysseus#epic the musical#fanart#epic the musical fanart#digital art#digital watercolor#best friends#don't know what happened with the hands here#my boy died almost instantly but he was such a character#my art
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DTBLR SURVEY OPEN FOR ANSWERS
It's a long one. Feel free to do as much or as little as you like but please answer what you do honestly. It's completely anonymous. Results will be posted over Christmas as it'll take a while to interpret!
#dis is for you anon i succum to peer pressure instantly#truth be told i was thinking about doing it the other week but you spurred me on
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