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they fucked, no one can convince me otherwise, even if the devs come up with a statement;
leander bottoms????? or a service top??? gonna create a petition for 'the wet wick' to be renamed 'subway' 🙋♀️
#touchstarved game#touchstarved leander#touchstarved ais#ts leander#ts ais#its a truly serious matter.......... this ship means so much to me .#what if i give in to my brainrot completely and write something with them...........#give me some propmts if you want to....... maybe something will truly ignite me.........#leander#ais#touchstarved#ais is a switch probably more inclined to bottom if we believe vere's words?????#i cant describe how much i love this game .#**ts
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Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.
#politics for ts#let's do it!!!#get rid of trump AND make mitch into Old Turtle Sad Face#what's not to love#harris walz 2024
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
#life of ts#writing#fanfic#seriously newbies don't do this#if the fic is really that bad get a beta reader to help you make it unbad#and if it isn't then fake it till you make it and stop shitting on it
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
#chickens#like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit#and if by some miracle you do#it's going to be VERY SMALL#Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop#plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs#egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed#the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned#a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days#12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day#usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter#a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15#and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay#and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them#like worming or treating for coccidia or anything#and doesn't take into account your time#like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts
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before wrapped 2024 drops, put in the tags your top songs for 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023!
#2020: seven by ts#2021: dips by daisy the great#2022: tell me by johnny jewel ft saoirse ronan#2023: say don't go by ts#excited for 2024!!!#spotify#kblabbers
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dynasties and dystopias
#finished marineford on Saturday#no I don’t want to talk abt it.#at least. my sons looked cool#we are finally at post TS though. Everyone clap#one piece#one piece fanart#monkey d. luffy#portgas d ace#luffy#ace#asl brothers#my art
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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad
Bonus sketch, because I had to vv
"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."
#Okay#I was never gonna draw fiddlestan#but then i was struck with inspiration in the form of bell bottom jeans#and was like.... get that twink into some bell bottoms RIGHT now#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#Steve Pinington? More like STAN Pining a ton#or something idk#what's this au called again?#uh idk#mystery trio#right?#the au where Stan shows up after Ford calls Fiddleford but before they test the portal y'know#where they live happily ever after and nothing ever goes wrong and stan and ford make up and stan and fiddleford make out#yeah#also the height difference lowkey goes crazy#it was unintentional but i actually like it a lot and now it's my headcanon#i love rambling in my tags knowing no one's reading ts 🙏#almost forgot to tag ford lol#stanford pines
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"this lasting pain"
#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#toga himiko#uraraka ochako#uraraka ochaco#togachako#togachaco#our favorite#doomed yuri#the urge to quote TS lyrics#they make me wanna.
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Before Biden dropped out I sat at the dinner table and said explicitly that I was terrified of a Harris candidacy because this country hates women and I didn’t think I would see a woman get elected president in my lifetime…and then I got caught up in the momentum and the joy and thought maybe…maybe…but no, I was right the first time, this country just viscerally hates women. We saw it in 2016 and we saw it again yesterday.
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another interesting piece of exchange between mhin and leander that caught my eye 👁
indeed, it seems baffling that leander, our reliable man, our nice guy, the nicest of the nicest, just forgets to warn mc about such a tiny little detail, easily forgettable for sure — that eridia's streets are unsafe at night 💀
he quickly covers it up by flirting — and boy, can i wait (can't, need this game right now) to see more of such instances, because he seems to master this craft, and it is working on most people, — hinting at mc's beauty and/or the intimate (and it is intimate for mc, whether you like leander or not) moment they shared.
but do you know the most important, tasty nuanced thing this tiny, blink-and-you-miss-it dialogue reveals? leander doesn't care about mc, about their life and safety; he's niceys, it's all just an act. sure, cap, you might say, we already know leander is a manipulative titty shit, what's new? but look at it another way: we know this because rss kindly backed us up with all this additional info and content so we don't starve to death while waiting for the release (rss, i would have gone through content drought anyway. this is not a shade, take your time, i love you). now imagine playing this game for the first time without a pile of lore stacked at the back of your mind and seeing these discrepancies in his behaviour (check out my previous post on this), foreshadowing that he's not as good as he seems and his path might be dark and gritty as hell.
and now, my fellow leander girls/gays/whoever else is there, imagine how it would feel when leander cares (faints).
#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved leander#ts leander#ts meta#kinda#please share how you see him caring about mc and drive me crazy before the game comes out i dare you!!!#i just KNOW it will be devastating#also just in case: girls gays whoever else is there is a quote from a song two and a half people know lol.#i just enjoy littering these easter eggs no one knows about across my text.#leander#gosh i love analyzing this game i need more#also if you want some moments explained........... just tell me (eye emoji)#even though im sure everything is already explained#**ts
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Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
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TTPD ✨
📸 credits to marieag03 on twitter
#taylor swift#swifties#taylornation#taylor nation#taylor’s version#taylorswift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#ts the eras tour#the eras tour
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This is so accurate...
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