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hellamorte · 6 months ago
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they fucked, no one can convince me otherwise, even if the devs come up with a statement;
leander bottoms????? or a service top??? gonna create a petition for 'the wet wick' to be renamed 'subway' 🙋‍♀️
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qqueenofhades · 4 months ago
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Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.
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t4tails · 8 months ago
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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formlessvoidbeast · 9 months ago
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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kedreeva · 11 months ago
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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damndorothea · 25 days ago
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before wrapped 2024 drops, put in the tags your top songs for 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023!
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soaked-doors · 8 months ago
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dynasties and dystopias
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biomic · 8 months ago
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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad
Bonus sketch, because I had to vv
"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."
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parientou · 1 month ago
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"this lasting pain"
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extasiswings · 2 months ago
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Before Biden dropped out I sat at the dinner table and said explicitly that I was terrified of a Harris candidacy because this country hates women and I didn’t think I would see a woman get elected president in my lifetime…and then I got caught up in the momentum and the joy and thought maybe…maybe…but no, I was right the first time, this country just viscerally hates women. We saw it in 2016 and we saw it again yesterday.
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hellamorte · 6 months ago
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another interesting piece of exchange between mhin and leander that caught my eye 👁
indeed, it seems baffling that leander, our reliable man, our nice guy, the nicest of the nicest, just forgets to warn mc about such a tiny little detail, easily forgettable for sure — that eridia's streets are unsafe at night 💀
he quickly covers it up by flirting — and boy, can i wait (can't, need this game right now) to see more of such instances, because he seems to master this craft, and it is working on most people, — hinting at mc's beauty and/or the intimate (and it is intimate for mc, whether you like leander or not) moment they shared.
but do you know the most important, tasty nuanced thing this tiny, blink-and-you-miss-it dialogue reveals? leander doesn't care about mc, about their life and safety; he's niceys, it's all just an act. sure, cap, you might say, we already know leander is a manipulative titty shit, what's new? but look at it another way: we know this because rss kindly backed us up with all this additional info and content so we don't starve to death while waiting for the release (rss, i would have gone through content drought anyway. this is not a shade, take your time, i love you). now imagine playing this game for the first time without a pile of lore stacked at the back of your mind and seeing these discrepancies in his behaviour (check out my previous post on this), foreshadowing that he's not as good as he seems and his path might be dark and gritty as hell.
and now, my fellow leander girls/gays/whoever else is there, imagine how it would feel when leander cares (faints).
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qqueenofhades · 1 year ago
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Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
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rainbowfelions · 3 months ago
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TTPD ✨
📸 credits to marieag03 on twitter
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haroldssunflower · 7 months ago
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This is so accurate...
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