#** unknown shadesman ** (anon)

[razowor-backup]

🔪

@goose-of-the-fatui

Send 🔪 to pick a fight with my muse.

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

[razowor]

Would you kindly eat some honey roasted brussle sprouts?

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

To our wolf boy, it was an odd-looking dish. While the smell was appetizing, he could see that it was made with GREENS. Nope, he refused to eat such an abomination of a dish.

But in this ask, that is not an option.

"Eugh..." There's the sound of disgust before reluctantly taking a piece with a spoon. Eyes closed as he went for a taste and-

"Why does this taste good?" Oh? Is this the start of him actually eating veggies aside from potatoes?

[multiverseofmisfits]

So Viral. How was the catnip?

"That was fucking lit! Lemme just get another-"

"Another what? You seem to be quite enjoying yourself with that substance."

"Oh shit!"

[razowor-backup]

What is the one ship that you wish you could write?

While shipping isn't exactly the focus in this blog, I kinda wanna write Razor with either Barbara, Fischl or Sucrose. I believe there's already one with @manganyeh's Noelle which is cute.

I once had written a crack ship of him with Furina. Shhh.

As for Samantha, I haven't thought much. But there are like 2 interactions she had that might be hinted as ships?

[razowor-backup]

Why can I imagine Razor reeking havoc upon Inazuma when the vision hunt was still going on-

How did he even end up in Inazuma-

"Screw this Vision Hunt Dipshit!" He'd go claymore spinning and he ain't stopping. Unless...

"You will be inlaid upon this statue."

[BAD ENDING]

[razowor-backup]

Hey, you're the wolf boy from mondstat right?

Boop! :3

I'm Collei, a forest ranger trainee from Sumeru!

@sumerus-little-sprout

And the wolf boy got booped.

"Forest what?" Perhaps he did got all of it. But at least he got her name and- oh, yeah. Introductions. "I'm Razor and... BOOP YOU!" Yes, he booped back.

[razowor-backup]

How about a dare for our wolf boy? Every time he swears, he needs to eat a veggie. 😈

"Why the fuck should I eat those shitty greens?"

Oops, that's 2 strikes. Time to eat your broccolis, Raz.

"NOOOOOOO!"

[razowor]

👚 + Fischl's outfit for Razette

Send 👚 + an Item of clothing that my muse has no choice but to wear to see their reaction

"Do I really need to wear this?!" Looks like she'll wearing the Prinzessin's other outfit for a while.

[razowor]

Razette has a small chest? Aw, poor thing!~

"Want me to kick you ass?" Oh, she ain't pleased.

[razowor]

MY LIPSTICK WHERE DID IT GO!!!!

"What the fuck's a lipstick?" asked he who seemed to have something on his lips- wait.

[razowor]

‘Would you kindly stop trying to fight that chair razor?’

@kitsune-saiguu

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

"Fine. But that fucking chair started it." He points at the chair that-

Looks like an ordinary chair that got broken. It's not like the wolf boy threw a fit on this nonliving simple chair, right?

Wait. Did that chair just-

[razowor-backup]

Oh Fast Forward even further for Razor.

Magic Anons cause I miss 'em

Fast Forward: Muse becomes a potential future version of themselves

It seems that the current older version was gone, only to be replaced by-

"I remember those days when my friend got stuck in an empty treasure chest. Good times."

How many years did we skip here?!

[multiverseofmisfits]

Did you know 'Ei' in Dutch means egg? So can we call you Raiden Egg?

Thanks for the thought, nonnie XD. Now, have a Raiden Egg.

[razowor-backup]

Lupus Boreas was dating Dvalin :3 You should ask him about it...

"Dating? With who?" He might've heard that name somewhere...

[razowor-backup]

✄✄ Razor really needs a new haircut

Send “✄” to cut my muse’s hair!

"NOOOOO!" He began swatting away those hands that cut more of his hair.

[razowor-backup]

“How did the crazy wolf person end up as a cat!?”*Kaveh tilted his head in pure confusion as Razor attacked a civilian*

@theofficialkaveh

Uhm... I may have let the first one slip. But this 2nd instance, we'll stop it from here. This is turning into godmodding in which is like controlling my muse's actions without my consent. As stated in my rules page, godmodding isn't allowed.

So yeah. Let's only play our respective muses, okay?