#*** wolvendom legend *** (razor)

[razowor-backup]

[razowor]

Would you kindly eat some honey roasted brussle sprouts?

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

To our wolf boy, it was an odd-looking dish. While the smell was appetizing, he could see that it was made with GREENS. Nope, he refused to eat such an abomination of a dish.

But in this ask, that is not an option.

"Eugh..." There's the sound of disgust before reluctantly taking a piece with a spoon. Eyes closed as he went for a taste and-

"Why does this taste good?" Oh? Is this the start of him actually eating veggies aside from potatoes?

[multiverseofmisfits]

"The fuck?! How did you get invited while I get mine to go back?"

"Really? That's your issue? Perhaps I should've asked you why you left before the tournament even began. Also, I'm not invited as a fighter. I'm only there to perform."

"I had to because Lupus Boreas called! But I didn't get invited again!"

"Well maybe, if you read their terms, you would know why. And don't make it like it's my fault!"

"Don't you two have your own spaces already? I hope you didn't get back here just to quarrel about that."

[razowor-backup]

"Okay. We eat. Thinking about it makes me hungry." The thought of which are considered greens makes him mentally exhausted.

Oh. Maybe she told him too much. His mind does look a little broken. She pats the top of his head to try and comfort him. “There there, petit loup. How about we just go and eat that spaghetti now?”

[razowor-backup]

“Age a lot better then I thought you would Razor” Noelle chuckles before clearing throat l “Did I say that the wrong way”

((Bronya is how I see older Noelle looking))

"Nah! I don't see anything wrong with it." Not that he could spot whatever was wrong with her statement anyway. "So how's our lovely knight today~?"

[razowor]

"So what the fuck's a fut-[BEEEEEEEP]?"

"Not sure what you're asking. All I heard is the beeping sound."

[multiverseofmisfits]

"Damn. Those are some big tits."

"P-Pardon? Since when did you get interested in that kind of stuff?"

"The fuck does that mean? I mean those tits over there."

The tits in question.

"Oh, you mean those birds. You surprised me for a second there. Though next time, please add more context."

[razowor-backup]

"Granny? Who's that?" He may he a little lucky that the other's 'granny' ain't around. Otherwise, something unimaginable might happen. Either way, it's not like he knew what it means as well.

While he's still not convinced of the taller man's about greens, the sight of eating a carrot made him grimace. How can anyone eat a carrot, especially a raw one?

"What the fuck?!"

Ororon blinked in confusion to this guy's sudden hostility towards said carrot as he then picks up on the language being presented, he sweat dropped before replying.

"I see and umm...I don't think you should be cussing as Granny always told me that is rude, greens and carrots don't taste disgusting to me but everyone has their opinions I guess?"

He replied before lifting the carrot to his mouth, needle like fangs taking a bite.

"See? Not bad."

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[razowor-backup]

"Is 'gyatt' food?" He got too curious. Maybe hungry as well.

[razowor]

"So booty isn't what you wear on foot? What the fuck does it mean then?"

[multiverseofmisfits]

"Victory for me. Now give me meat."

"I... won't be celebrating that early if I were you though. It'll more likely trigger a red flag."

"Red flag? I don't see any red-"

APPROACHING FAST FROM BEHIND WITH A GREAT CHAINSWORD IN HAND

"FU-!"

[razowor-backup]

How his recent battles turned out.

[razowor]

"What does BDSM mean and why the fuck are a lot of people into it?"

Where are you even getting these terms?!

[multiverseofmisfits]

"Tangy, what's a sugondeez?"

"I don't think I've heard of it. Where did you even hear that anyway?"

"Traveler mentioned about-"

[CENSORED DEEZ NUTS JOKE]

[razowor-backup]

How did he get there, indeed? He's trying to recall what happened a while ago, yet all he can remember is that the food tasted good and that he fell asleep afterward.

"Got in a fucking cart. Took a nap. Then I got here, I think." There were some missing points in that explanation. Either way, it should remind him not to stay inside carriages too long. Moreso, not sleep in there.

That being said...

"Place to stay here?" He looks around once again, then back to this girl. "Don't fucking know. Everything smells new. Can't recognize people here either." He is definitely lost and clueless.

“…Sure!" Mualani shrugged, smiling kindly at the boy. His language was a tad off putting, however, and her demeanor was hesitant. ... To an extent. "Yeah, it's a nation!

"...Anyway.. You're from M.. Mondstadt?.. You're a pretty long way! How'd you even get here?" Peering at him curiously, Mualani squinted her eyes, looking him up and down. He definitely looked like he could've just crossed the desert on foot. This guy looks like he just got put through the wringer to get here.

"Wolvendom... Yeah, I've heard of that place before!" Wolves.. Man, does this kid look like he could've been raised by wolves. When was the last time he took a shower...? But honestly... it was commendable. If he really did travel all the way on his own.. Impressive, to say the least!

"Uh.. Well, I mean.. do you at least have accommodations around here? like a place to stay? Friends? Something..?"

[razowor-backup]

"I crave for V I O L E N C E!"

Why are you even like this again?