#* alastor. ( chat. )

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[sunlit-mess]

still getting used to it

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer: Look what you've done to my peonies!

Alastor: They're marigolds!

Charlie: Dad, I think he's right, they are marigolds.

Lucifer: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!

[allastoredeer]

Smooth Lucifer, real smooth.

<- Part 1 | Part 3 ->

[starkspi]

From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)

[sugoi-and-spice]

Vox hella makes his S/O roleplay as Alastor so he can hate fuck them. You can't convince me otherwise.

[ellydrawsstuff]

This is comic is named VoxSucks.png in my files

[milqueandsugar]

🌼☕` Hugging Them `☕🌼

Gen / fluff

Includes / Alastor , Lucifer , Husk , Charlie , Vox , Velvette , Carmilla

| ALASTOR |

Won't initiate but will allow it if you're interested, never in public however

Recovering from a fight doesn't necessarily warrant him initiating touch, it's the opposite actually

Fighting makes him feel gross, when feelings are running hot he couldn't imagine anything worse than being touched, so given the courtesy you've given his aversion to touch he does the same for you

If, eventually you tell him you WOULD like to be touched and held after a fight or when upset he'll indulge

He likes to hold you while sat and comfortable, in bed or on the lounge, head resting comfortably in your shoulder, hand running up and down your back, gentle, fleeting, loving touches

| LUCIFER |

Adores hugging, he's very physically affectionate and wrapping you up in his arms, wings and tail is the closest to heaven he could get

His cool to the touch, unnaturally so, so he's learned it's best to give you a little warning before hand

Sometimes he doesn't though, just to give you a little spook

Have fun pulling him off of you, sometimes likes to just drape over you to cause problems

Got to get up early? Have fun pulling that octopus off of you

| HUSK |

He's neutral towards it, he's not a hugger but he doesn't hate it either

Usually after a fight, once you've mare up of course

Will just give you one if you ask though, only if you sweeten the pot though

"You want to- what you want a hug? What are you willing to give for it?"

Purrs the whole time though, tail swaying

Sometimes in the early morning he'll even wrap it around you, ears airplaned as he just takes you in

| CHARLIE |

HUGE hugger

Coming home, hug, leaving the hotel, hug, want a kiss, hug first, happy, hug, sad, hug

She read an article that said that humans need a certain amount of hugs a day to function and she's hitting that marker every day

She's a nuzzler too, against your face, your cheek, neck or shoulder

Think like when a cat rubs against your legs, but the cat has you in a crushing grasp

| VOX |

He's doing the work of like, three nine to fives, the only time he's really affectionate is in public outings for publicity, TV, or in bed before he gets up at some ungodly hour

He denies he likes snuggling but he always migrates to your side of the bed, somehow, every night, certainly some sort of coincidence

Cuddling is awkward cause of his head, if he wants to initiate he and you have to do some finagling to slot you two together, it's worth the work though, he never does anything that isn't worth it

| VELVETTE |

Is the most affectionate in front of a camera or in the public eye

Whenever you get a surprise hug, or kiss or she takes your hand in hers you can just assume that there's a camera near by

Posts lots of photos of the two of you cuddling, power couple shit

The only time you can say she hugged you, unencouraged by a camera, is when her first runway walk sold out

It's, weird to be nostalgic for something that only happened once but, you are

| CARMILLA CARMINE |

Usually gives you hugs when she senses you're upset

It's not that she doesn't like being affectionate, it's just not something that comes naturally to her

Is awkward, at first, but over time it becomes like second nature and holding you is a joy she could never lose

Hugs you around your neck, or from behind, just so she can mold herself to you and selfishly take you all in

[past-the-comfortzone]

My poor babygirl

Push him further

Break him

[bapple117]

Because I have too much time on my hands I transcribed Vox's screen crawl from this bit of Stayed Gone and it's so funny he's such a LOSER !!! It says:

SO THE RADIO GUY'S BACK. I DON'T THINK YOU NOTICED. I DIDN'T AT FIRST - I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PERSON. BUT FUCK IT. NEWS IS SLOW TODAY I GUESS, I'M TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE. I TOTALLY WRECKED HIS SHIT LAST TIME HE TRIED ME. THANK-

girl you are fooling NO-ONE !!!!

[libraryraccoon]

If you need to be mean, be mean to me

I can't stop thinking of the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss characters screaming at the reader every time they are angry, and the reader is just standing here like "🧍‍♂️ be mean to me and see if I care".

I can see that especially with Husk, Angel Dust, Alastor, Vox, Valentino and Blitzø.

The reader care about what they say, but they keep all inside them because it's better that they scream against them and not the others.

[sunlit-mess]

Definitely not the favorite

[petitprincess1]

Alastor, poking the snake on Lucifer's hat: Is this thing poisonous?

Lucifer: Nah, fam.

Alastor: *the snake comes to life, bites Al, and he drops to the ground, foaming at the mouth*

Lucifer: It is venomous though!

[emilicious0]

let's create a hazbin hotel gc?? 😭😭😭 I need someone to talk about this show

[speakofthedebbie]

radioapple incorrect quotes from incorrect quote generator in no particular order:

bonus general hazbin hotel incorrect quotes:

[radio-writes]

Well hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Well, of course, you do. That's why you're here!

Smut - ♪

Love is Whatever You Can Still Betray

Reader learns it's unwise to trust Alastor

Your Place in the Eyes of a God

Reader witnesses the scene with Husk

Fuck Your God and His Righteous Hand(s) ♪

Request: sex as a form of torture

(1/2) What is Left of Me Without You? ♪

(2/2) I Don't Know If I'm Real Without You

Reader has to prove her devotion to her husband

When You Walked In, My Time Ran Out

Reader tries to get her soul back (musical)

By the Gold Ring on His Hand ♪

Request: reader as Alastor's mistress

Keep All Your Worries Aside

Celebrating a birthday with Alastor (rare fluff)

But There's Something Latching Onto My Throat

300 Followers Event: Alastor ate reader's friends

Embracing Faded Pages of Tainted Saints

300 Followers Event: Alastor left reader to die

Now, The Echoes Interlace

300 Followers Event: Reader holds a bleeding Alastor

It Seems the Devil and I Walked Hand in Hand

300 Followers Event: Reader goes yandare

♫ Current WIPS

Need Something That I Can Confess—Until All My Sleeves Are Stained Red

Synopsis: You've been waiting for something interesting to spice up your rather dull life.

Was finding out your coworker's little hobby and having a knife to your throat what you had in mind? Not really. But you suppose it'll do.