#* &. MORE SHITPOSTING! / OOC.

[redbeantofu]

comes back from tumblr hiatus just to share this klapollo shitpost

original:

[sables-shitpost-dumpster]

[lemonisntreal]

Warmup sketch I did today

[misteria247]

Classic Tails: That thing is probably what kidnapped your friends!

Classic Tails realizing

Classic Tails somewhat excitedly: I mean our friends!!!

Me sobbing: Yes, yes baby boy you're gonna have so many fucking friends and they're gonna love you just as much as Sonic loves you and omfgggggggg 😭💖

[iwozlegit]

Earthspark Megatron: Optimus, how humane is it really to keep my former Decepticons imprisoned and caged like savage beasts? We…I…am better than this…this is not the right way to handle this…

Earthspark Megatron after seeing Starscream with Hashtag: holdmybeer

[the-caged-jester]

ooc post

There are 2 people I really want to ask if they’d

but crippling anxiety won’t let us

[junos-cacophony]

[vampv0id]

I had this stupid idea that Will would fuck with Hannibal in their injured and sick states after the fall. Maybe out of spite that they're both still alive. Just one time. Will had a nasty fever that broke recently but isn't quite in the clear when it comes to concerns it may come back. Hannibal miscalculated the amount of food they had for the next couple weeks when he was semi-high on pain meds, so he has to reluctantly go out and leave Will alone to go and grab food supplies (Chiyoh is too busy finishing an errand for Hannibal on the other side of the area they're residing in, so she can't come watch him. Hannibal is out for half an hour). Lucid enough to be in the mood to fuck with him, Will just shoots him a text that says "Happy birthday. My limbs are numb :)" even though it's not even close to Hannibal's birthday. Then almost as soon as he sends the text, his phone lights up and he gets 15 calls in a row from Hannibal, all which he lets go to voicemail. Hannibal rushes home and finds Will laughing so hard he thinks it's delirium from the fever returning. But the only way he could be seen as having delirium is from laughing so hard he can't think straight. Hannibal is almost as pissed as he was in Mizumono. The crowd cheers. Obama is there,

[ask-eden]

Wow did yall see discords new profile decoration?

[meeks-just-wants-to-scroll]

Maybe I like Jovier because Javier is written as himself and not some ooc perfect, innocent, articulated version of himself that Javier x reader uses.

Maybe I just want to read / look at art of Javier and John being silly men who both kind of suck at flirting so they don’t flirt and instead show their love by just co-existing together and talking and laughing and drinking and looking out for each other ((and being doomed by the narrative)).

[roetrolls]

Another commission for @knavestrolls, this time of @windy-trickster's Veketi! Had some fun playing around with mouth coverings for him. Feel like I'm a pro at these horns after drawing them like seven times lol

THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

[dostarve]

MPHFPC as some random pick up lines from Matt Rose’s “Predictive text does pick-up lines” video

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I'm sorry Gianni but that is the entire premise of this account summarized in 11 seconds.

Transcript:

Stop saying "Gabriel throwing up" You can't- You can't just always have a bit and you go its "X AUDIO? FOR FREE?"

[mod-jazzy]

Mulchmas will continue into tomorrow/the weekend.

It is not over yet, prepare for more tomorrow.

Until then,

Have Jazzy, basking amongst the loam.

[sleepyminty]

Chris fights the teacher (coke) btw

[parabelllvm]

pssp pssp pssp i pass you all treats as i hold up malachi's ornery ass bc his fc is so pretty