#* me : this is a compatibility chart.

[fulltacs]

simon has a scorpio moon, i know he does, i heard people with scorpio moons means their mother had a hard birth/pregnancy and it makes sense to me. also a libra sun maybe???? he’s a big justice guy i feel

going by his birthday on historicawiki he’s a Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon (jfc the “emo” jokes were not jokes!!). his chart is ALL water and fire *sweats nervously*

but you’re on to something bc Scorpio and its aspects or House placements can indicate strong ties to death, difficult birth, or rebirth 👀👀👀 Scorpio is INTENSE!!! I just KNOW this man has the most astronomically fucked up Eighth House (death/transformation) 😭 of all time… and Twelfth House (secrets, psychic power) and Fourth House (family, home life) 😭😭😭

other thoughts:

-Sag Venus sextile Scorpio Pluto. you’re never getting out of his bed #rip. combined with his Sun, we can safely assume that sex/intimacy is everything to him. it’s his most natural form of communication. it’s his main drive, he seeks the power from sex that he can easily wield over others

-Sagittarius Venus = when he loves you he wants to crawl inside your brain and live there. combined with all his strong Scorpio placements you are simply Not Allowed to keep anything from this guy lol sorry

-who headcanon-ed the Ghost distribution system?? like he’s a cat? more correct than we could ever know

-plus a Capricorn Mars? square Pluto?

(tolerates it from ONE person and that respect goes to our Libra stellium king John Price 🙂↕️)

-surprisingly level-headed, I’ll be damned

-the stars also agree that he’s a jokester!

-wouldn’t mind being submissive! is a romantic at heart! unfortunately he has too many trust issues to even consider it :(

-now you might THINK his Saturn is wrecking havoc on his chart— and it is, but we’ll get to that later— but for those who persevere through hardship, Saturn rewards you many many many times over

-Chiron (minor asteroid, healing) has gotta be working overtime

-that secret psychic power, btw: Simon has the power of optimism. I shit you not! push him far enough and he will bend and reshape his reality with the power of hope. I CANNOT make this shit up.

[mimiruku]

╰┈┈┈┈➤ @discendia & @dreamieparadise. Sending out question to you guys feels like playing volleyball. But thank you nonetheless, Nimo helped me brainstorm some answers since I've always felt that Miruku's incompatibility scale is through the roof. There's always this pesky plexiglass between him & you, this will be a bit clunky so bare with me ! Also! romance will be of no value here, love comes to him in different but equally burdensome modes . ( from least to most compatible !)

█ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘, miruku & them.

005. 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐎. He had not lied when he said he loved his son, you did not lie when you said you love your friends, but your truth is laden with severity. He is not a kind man, truthfully neither are you. But one is stubborn and stunted and one may still grow, let this be a lesson to you. ; ( It's easy to grow heartless, Miruku too can be this way. )

004. 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐄. Your tenderness comes with mutilation, so does hers. Remember, kindness is not without sacrifices, you must do what is right even if it hurts. She will remind you of this, you will learn how to smile like she have had, be the sacrificial lamb that do not cry. ; ( They reflect the same gentleness and resilience, someday, their smiles will echo each other. Luce & Miruku are for the slaughter, but that's fine, they are not angry. They will forgive you. )

003. 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄. His ( Him ? You ? ) attention will be like the sun, Glorious at first, but then it just—burns. Be wary of things that resembles comfort, it will leave you astray. ; ( There is a meeting of the minds in terms of temperament and disposition, there is an understanding of risk that they both carry. There is commiseration in that but there is such a thing as too comfortable. )

002. 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐄. Hold each other close, lick each other's wound. You will hear the same sounds as he does, there is a knocking, rattling beneath the floor boards, a beating heart you will call guilt. You will say ' he had it coming' , he looks at you mourning. ' you had it coming too. ' Be cautious of those that know only loyalty to the self, they cry with a knife in their hands. ; ( They have a different cost, but they are the same kind of extremist, if they must ! they will. They speak in the same tone ' we had to do it' & ' why did you make me do this' . Miruku & Shoichi are most alike in terms of desperation.)

001. 𝐁𝐘𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍. You do not belong here, neither does he. But you are painted in the same hues of isolation, it will feel good to touch each other's familiar outline. Be forewarned, he does not love you, neither do you, there is no kindness here, but the bed will be soft and the food will be sweet. ; ( I don't really talk about this enough, but Miruku & Byakuran are most alike in terms of the affairs of the heart, perpetually isolated from the rest of the world and yet there is a conceptualization of love and companionship. They understand each other the most in this way, but there is an innate desire to possess things that are familiar. )

[tboybuck]

Not to be on my astrology girl (gn) bullshit on main but Buck is an air sign (Aquarius or Libra) and Tommy is an earth sign (Taurus or Virgo). I know this because I saw it in a vision.

[orange-catsidy]

now that's what i call tag team telepathy

[areax]

gale/astaron probably has its merits but honestly every time i see it, it gives off such vibes of “shipping two white dudes together because they’re standing next to each other” like the most boring unimaginative ship possible in the game

[skrimply]

a cancer/libra and a libra/taurus raised by a pisces/pisces and a god damn sag/aries. thats fucking crazy

[nedlittle]

what level of pandemic brain is making an invitation for a stuffed animal's third birthday

[leverage-ot3]

this isn’t leverage but here’s a pic of me with zolita if any of y’all care

[theficblog]

knock, knock 👋

"tarot reading for one please~~"

jkjk lil sis are you interesting stuff like this 😆😆 i used to be really into horoscope when i was young but have lost touch with it after secondary school (maybe i let other people convince me it's just a hoax :'( but then when i became active on twitter again in uni i was surprise to see that so many people are into it! 😱 star signs, moon signs, sun signs? and all 😱 like everyone is expert in this!! 😱😱 i still only know the very basic one sign that i have 😅😅)

awwww hello!❤️

tarot reading actually seems fun but idk what i feel about it, i think it is all well and good if we take them lightly with a grain of salt but sometimes it's also fun when the things actually happen to make a lot of sense, it's super duper interesting to me!

and about astrology, i think i'm very much into it too! i'm called the astrologer friend (even though i'm not really an expert or pro) but yeah i like seeing people's birth charts and placements and the discuss about their traits. like not like the horoscope and prediction part but the personality part.. tmi but im a taurus sun, aries moon and virgo rising, (i have a lot of earth placements)

[gommyworm]

:^T

[the-feral-fa1ry]

WELL THEN.....

[kits-ships]

olives incredibly cursed relationship compatibility ranking (with notes)

1.) martha - 97.5% - girlboss 2.) mickey - 95% - valid. he deserves more love 3.) graham - 92.5% - NOT VALID. 4.) ryan - 92.5% - ALSO WEIRD 5.) rory - 92.5% - what 6.) rose - 90% - ok cute 7.) the war doc/tor - 90% - theyre both traumatized <3) 8.) yaz - 90% - best friends <3 9.) river - 86.5% - best qpp 10.) twelve - 86.5% - i didnt think hed be this high up 11.) clara - 84% - queen 12.) donna - 84% - queen (again) 13.) the sax/on mas/ter - 74% - wtf 14.) amy - 69% - haha 15.) wilfred - 67.5% - king 16.) jack - 66.5% - you let me down bro... 17.) the spy mas/ter - 66.5% - classic master L 18.) eleven - 64% - we couldve been whimsical together smh 19.) mis/sy - 64% - damn ok missy 20.) bill - 64% - :( 21.) nine - 64% - :( x10 22.) thirteen - 54% - :( x 100 23.) ten - 40% - :( x 1,000

[thefairylights]

Can’t tell me astrology isn’t real when my parents literally had soulmate compatible signs.

Or that my brother and I have best friends compatible signs

CANT TELL ME NOTHING.

[hollowslantern]

i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious

[leverage-ot3]

Who did you see in concert?? But also aw man that sucks so bad, I hope you’re ok and that the repairs don’t completely destroy your finances 💖

I saw zolita, wlw music queen

[maiko-san]

Catnap + Dogday x Reader ( Part 5 )

<<< Part 4 , Part 6 >>>

Relationship : Fluff

Warning : ⚠️ Mention of blood / gore, human experiments ⚠️

Plot : You were sleeping until you woke up and realised you weren't in the infirmary anymore

Catnap has made his decision, he decides to pay you a visit. Even if it is just a mere minute.

This is the only time he disobeyed The Prototype, surely his god would understand, right?

He had pleaded The Prototype to spare you out of all humans in the facility.

The Prototype accepted it but he won't assure about your survival during the massacre. Whatever happens to you will be Catnap's responsibility.

How about he convince you to join him? To be in the team and follow The Prototype?

It makes Catnap feel happy at the thought of the person he loves joining the team.

Just you and him, might even Dogday if he ever joined the group.

Wait...What if you refuse? Surely you wouldn't, right? If you refuse then he will force you. Yeah, definitely because he wants you safe.

Even it means dragging you down to the deepest and darkest of the Playtime Co, just to keep you safe.

As soon Catnap reaches the infirmary, he peeks his head in the room only to find it empty.

"...Star?"

You weren't in the room, where could you have gone to? Then, his nose picks up a familiar scent.

No...it cannot be.

His pupils dilate as he quickly crawls through the vents and makes his way towards the laboratory.

.

.

.

.

.

You hear voices around you which causes you to wake up.

All you see was the white ceiling instead of the colourful ones, you tried to move your body but you couldn't.

"You're finally awake"

You turn your head to the source and see one of the higher ups, a man in lab coat. You've seen him before but where...?

.....

If you remember correctly, you've seen him in the organisation chart and also on the papers you always work on.

"Dr. Sawyer...?"

"Oh, so you know me... interesting"

In his hand, he held a clipboard. He jotted something on the paper before looking down on you.

You are confused.

What's happening?

Where are you? What is this place? Why are you....here?

"I'm sure you have a lot of questions on your mind. You are in the Bigger Body Initiative programming room"

"Bigger...Body Initiative?"

"We've been monitoring you for quite a long time, now. It's quite hard to find someone that is compatible with our program. We have finally found a suitable host for our newest mascot, you are...perfect"

"Host...m-mascot? W-what are you saying?!"

You have to escape. If you stay you will never know what they will do to you!

Then, the metal doors before you open and came in a doll....

An angel doll with a pair of wings and a golden halo on top of her head, the doll is very beautiful like an angel as it is.

"All the children needed now is an angel to protect them, guide them and help the Playtime Co flourish. Your personality will become handy and guide the children to a better future for the company"

Every word he's saying, you don't like it one bit....

Dr. Sawyer leaves the room, saying you should get accustomed to the doll first.

You begin tugging on the belt on your wrist but they are too tight. You stare up at the ceiling above you.

You cannot escape....

You don't have anything on you to help you escape.

You slowly take in your surroundings, there is a table next to you full of operating equipment, which makes you pale.

Are they going to dissect you and sell your organs?!

Hell no!

"Help! Please!"

You cried out for help, though your voice fell into deaf ears. Tears start pouring out from your eyes, is this how you will die?

Plap, plap, plap.

Your ears pick up a pitter patter on the floor, you look down only to see a plush version of Catnap staring up at you with its beady black eyes.

Did...the plush just....moved?

Then, it tilts its head causing you to flinch in surprise.

The plush begins to climb on the table and hops on to you, you begin to panic and close your eyes, waiting for the pain to come.

Clack!

The straps on your wrists were loose and you open your eyes to see Catnap plush gnawing on the leather strap on your ankle.

Freeing you.

With your hands free, you quickly unstrap the belt on your other leg and hop off the bed. You walk over to the door but it won't open.

"F*ck!"

You begin to look around and notice a vent but it's high up, you can't reach it even if you climb on the table.

What are you going to do?!

You feel a soft tap on your ankle and you look down to see Plushnap, nudging your leg before pointing up at the vent.

You told it you can't reach it.

Then, Plushnap does a throwing motion before holding out its tail and stretches it with its paws.

It doesn't take you long to know what it was thinking.

Now, you hold Plushnap with your strong hand as the toy wraps its tail tightly around your wrist.

"Are you ready, buddy?"

*nods*

You give your best swing and throw Plushnap towards the vent as it tail stretches like a rope, the toy grabs hold on to the vent door as you begin to tug on its tail.

The vent door snaps open as you watch Plushnap crawl into the ventilation system, before you know it. You feel yourself being hoisted up.

How can a plush pull a full grown adult?!

Once you enter the vent, you feel arms dragging you and your face slams into rough fur.

That smells like lavender.

"Catnap?"

"Star....are you alright?"

You pull yourself off from the tight embrace and meet face to face with Catnap.

Before you could question him, he bites the back of your gown, holding you like you are a kitten and begins to crawl fast through the vents. ( you were so close to slip out of the hospital gown since it's just a piece of thin cloth )

"Catnap! W-what's happening and what is this place?!"

"....Not now, must.....get you... somewhere safe...stay quiet or...they'll hear us .."

Even though Catnap crawls through the vents fast, he doesn't make too much noise thanks to his soft paws and being lightweight unlike the other smiling critters. He was built to be silent so he doesn't wake up the sleeping orphans while he does his patrols in the night.

You look through the gap of the vent doors to see people in lab coats.

Who are these people? You know they have a science department but....these people are.....different.

Then, your eyes widen when you pass a vent door. You see a dissected body of a child....

Your hand slaps your mouth, you were horrified at the sight. Next to the dissected body is a bloody toy that has organs in it.

Are they...putting human organs into toys?

What kind of madness is this?

Are they...no, are they using the orphans for sick experiments?!

All the sudden, the alarm went off.

"Did they know?!"

"....No"

"Containment has been breached. Experiment 1006 has breached containment. All personnel please evacuate immediately and go towards the nearest evacuation centre, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill"

Catnap then tosses you over his shoulder as you wrap your arms around his neck.

"Hold...me...tight...."

The feline slams his paw on the vent door and jumps down on the ground.

You see people running around and being attacked by....the toys.

Your eyes widen in horror at the sight of the toys biting and clawing onto the scientists, tearing and pulling on their skin. You could see flesh and muscles, even bones!

There's so much....blood.

Suddenly, something covers your face and it was a mask. You try to pry it off but something doesn't let you do so.

"Must...wear mask..."

Catnap said into your ears, you see a thick cloud of red smoke coming out from his mouth and it begins to fill the entire hallway.

Some of the scientists begin to drop down after they inhale the red smoke. You watch as the toys begin to bite down on their motionless body like a pack of hungry hyenas.

You were breathing heavily at the horrific sight, the small toys had come to life and kills everyone.

You can hear bloodcurdling screams in the distance, some were calling for help.

Catnap's eyes look at your form, he can see your pale face through the mask and your entire body shaking like a leaf. He has to do something, he didn't expect it happen now.

Maybe ...using the red smoke on you could help you...just a little whiff.

He can manipulate your dream, yeah. He makes sure that everything was a nightmare.

Yes, he will do it.

"Catnap?"

You feel the mask loosen and the smell of the red smoke begins to enter your airway. Then, you start to feel drowsy and the next thing you know.

Everything turns black.

A/n : I'm sorry for not updating for a long time, I had a writer's block for the past days. I apologise for that 😭. I know this is a short chapter and I will do better next time, I hope this stupid a** writer's block goes away soon.

For those who send me asks, I will answer them soon.