#(yes I know it's hella illegal I was a stupid kid and had no idea)

[aithusarosekiller]

My sister reminded me today of smth I did when I was 12/13 that is...quite possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever done and I've spent entire day trying to forget about it and convince myself that it made me who I was today but it is literally THE WORSTTT

and I know full well my mum remembers it too but I don't wanna remind her

So that's why I've been offline, I was trying to force myself to forget it

Sobbing

Putting it in the tags bc I just...have to tell someone or I'll explode

[weird-bookworm]

ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ!ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɴ

HYUNG LINE MAKNAE LINE

a/n: been wanting to do this for a long time now, hopefully y'all will like it <3 i don't really do reader x member stuff though, so this'll just either be member x member ships or no romance at all 😅

pairing: jihancheol, junhao, verkwan

genre: headcanons, fluff, crack, romance (kinda), angst (?), mafia

warnings: slight mentions of non-graphic violence, illegal stuff obviously

S.Coups

leader, for obvious reasons

hella protective over the guys, will kill for them

won't admit it, but also very soft for them

belonged to a family already involved with the mafia, knew the inner workings of an organisation like this since very young

unforgiving and unrelenting if he sets his mind on something, especially if that something is revenge

lost his parents to a rival mafia early on, was out for revenge when he stumbled across the members one by one, and that's how svt

came to be

did end up taking revenge, the rival gang doesn't exist anymore

helps in cleanup because muscles

worries about the others during missions but then tells himself that he's being stupid and everyone has had years of experience and there's no one he would rather trust

has known jeonghan and joshua since they were 14

is also very whipped for said men (and their puppy dog eyes)

ruthless, yes, but holds his member's opinions in high regards

often pretends he doesn't see the members going out of their way to take care of him after a rough day so they don't get embarrassed

once went MIA for a week

the group was in hysterics, there was chaos everywhere, some were worried, others were ready to kill, the mansion almost burned down at least 7 times, half of them were starving by the end of it because everyone was just so darn busy trying to find where he disappeared

jeonghan, jihoon and seungkwan almost lost their minds trying to bring order to the chaos (a near impossible task, let's be honest)

only for him to return later, very confused about the welcome he got (his members on top of him, most of them either already crying or on the verge of tears and a very angry jeonghan, seungcheol had never feared for his life more)

turns out he had left for a overseas meeting; it was sudden and he was urgently required in the middle of the night

in his defence, he had left a sticky note on the door of their bedroom, for maximum visibility, which no one had noticed somehow (you'd think they'd be good at this shit, being, y'know, mafia members)

he never let them live this down, but only after he made sure jeonghan and jihoon weren't going to murder him in his sleep

got scolded about forgetting his charger before going on the trip in retaliation (which is why he couldn't text or call them)

wonwoo threatened to replace his phone and give him a normal one instead of the non-traceable ones he made specially for the group

was reluctant at first, but warmed up to the idea of dating and is now in a poly relationship with jeonghan and joshua

Jeonghan

the seducer, again, for obvious reasons

looks like an angel and acts like one too, but only for the kids

can be really scary when he wants to be

the kids have a weird sense of respect for him and the way he gets shit done

can be surprisingly lazy

too good at mind games

knows how to crumble even the toughest person

has his fair share of bad days

needs cuddles all day long

will demand them like a baby

the members will then proceed to do some manly cuddling

ran away from home at the age of 13, but no one knows why, even his boyfriends

met seungcheol when he was 14 by chance in a convenience store, trying to swipe a loaf of bread under the cashier's nose while flirting with her

he gave him a place to stay and food to eat

that's when he knew he was in love

poor baby was very confused when he fell for joshua because he still definitely was in love with seungcheol

knows he is ethereal and uses the knowledge with the precision of a knife

low-key the mother of the groups, fusses over little things

also radiates chaotic gay energy 24/7

somehow even ropes the most responsible, calm members into doing some weird shit on a daily basis

has made it his personal mission to annoy the hell out of seungcheol and joshua

gets annoyed when it doesn't work and they just get fond instead

prefers knives and daggers over guns and has learned the art of swordfighting

has a hard time trusting someone new

got himself kidnapped in their early days

had gotten a little cocky at the consecutive successes they had been having and hadn't bothered to hide the knife properly

said knife stuck out like a sore thumb and a rival gang hadn't even waited long enough to let him get to where he was supposed to be before abducting him

was tortured with all kinds of punches and kicks

the torturer sadistically didn't hit his face

the group had to give a huge ransom for him

felt guilty for ages before vernon, surprisingly enough, slapped (literally) some sense into him

was so shocked he didn't even think about scolding the younger for hitting someone older than him

came to accept that mistakes happen

but is still careful on every mission now

Joshua

the 'undercover agent'

trained with jeonghan and jun

but works closely with seokmin and vernon

often infiltrates other gangs posing as a new recruit

a genius in disguises

can go from looking pretty to looking like a blotchy old man with a hump in no time and barely any special materials

loves posing as girls

flirts a lot as a girl

then renders his target unconscious to get the required information

because a lot of pervert gang leaders are actually stupid enough to take their one night stands to important places like their offices or bedrooms

if anyone was to ask him a memorable experience, he would tell them about the one time he had to switch disguises from an old bearded man to a pretty young lady

and how he forgot to take the beard off and had worn the bra the wrong way

he was supposed to be going for an interview for the secretary of the ceo

got a itch on his nose in the elevator and realised the beard was still on his face

was very glad that he was alone in the elevator

checked himself just in case and found he still had a flat chest

had to take off his blouse, put the bra back on properly

and then get dressed again, all in less than a minute

gave wonwoo hell because he hadn't warned him despite having eyes on every single camera in the building

only got a laugh in response

is weirdly obsessed with water

he and jeonghan make a pair to be reckoned with

poor seungcheol loses his mind on a daily basis with these two someone save him

gets homesick really easily

will spend ages talking with vernon in english when he feels so

a master ventroquelist

this unexpectedly has come in hand way too many times

his original dream was to be a preschool teacher

still questions how he ended up where he is on a near daily basis

doesn't regret it one bit though

a proper gentleman, but only when he isn't in the mood to do some crazy shit

which actually isn't that often

but god knows it's intense when it happens

obviously everything he ever plans he plans with jeonghan

and the target is always seungcheol

"the others don't lose their patience as quick as you, y'know, you're fun to tease"

*cue cheeky grin and getting chased by a mad cheol*

Jun

more of a lure than a seducer, but prefers the latter term

way too confident

but only in his face

gets adorably flustered if someone compliments him on anything other than his face

a goofy lil shit

everyone will collectively unanimously agree that he is the group's weirdo

he won't even try to deny it

had a hard childhood, was attention and touch starved

his family went bankrupt and the first thing they did was "kick out the liability"

was working a part time job secretly though and decided to change countries

that's how jihoon stumbled upon him, on the street

revels in attention

top class humour

loves to act all coy and pretty and damsel-in-distress on missions

says it attracts people easily

only to go all 'i-am-an-expert-martial-artist-fear-me' on them

except it's not quite as funny as it sounds

because he is trained in all sorts of traditional martial arts

of most east asian and south-east asian countries

half of whose names the other members can't even pronounce

often worries the others by preferring to go into missions without any weapons

says it helps in maintaining the cover

which it certainly does

and that he doesn't need any weapons anyway

"i am a weapon"

*grin*

(it's fine but only because it's jun 👀)

practises with minghao, who is not quite as trained as he is, but gets the job done

has insane stamina

once fought a small rival gang in hand to hand combat all by himself

flexible as fuck

makes too many dirty jokes about it

(must be the only idiot to actually make dirty jokes about himself smh 😔)

sleight of hand

master pickpocket

steals from the members just for the fun of it

they don't even blink an eye when they find something missing, will simply go to his room and find whatever they are looking for on his dresser

is also somehow very forgetful

a babie

Hoshi

the pyromaniac

prefers to be called the entertainer of the group though

had a weird penchant for fire when he started

once set fire to the headquarters of a small gang

really liked doing that

so they gave him asked him to work with seungkwan and chan

and make bombs and fire guns of all sorts

is also weirdly obsessed with tigers

(but don't we all know that already 😩)

one of the few members who uses an alias in the mafia world

has too much raging gemini energy

strangely intuitive when it comes to finding traitors

or the person responsible for committing whatever new atrocity svt is dealing with

hates wearing suits

but still enjoys how good and authoritative he looks in them

until he goes all crazy again

annoyingly loud

also annoyingly sweet

he and seokmin are sunshine in human form

almost has the same amount of weird energy as jun

they are the gemini twins after all

will either get on your nerves on a daily basis

or will convince you to help him get on someone else's nerves

very squishy

dramatic, but not in the drama queen way

just in the attention seeking way

doesn't really mean it, it just happens

is actually an introvert, but has a hard time believing it himself

most of everything he owns is tiger themed

even has a customised yellow gun with black stripes

they don't let him take it out though, so just uses it for practise in the headquarters

can and will steal the member's clothes and accessories

and will proceed to tease them about it

he doesn't know, but everyone is very fond (read:whipped) for him

even the younger members

because god knows he acts more like a maknae than the real maknae

has a fourth degree taekwondo black belt

also helps in cleanup

a surprising amount of things need burning after fights

can withstand a high amount of heat because of how used he is to it

another babie

Wonwoo

the tech guy

or as ned would say, the guy in the chair (im sorry i had to 🙈)

smarter then he looks

which is saying something because he already does look smart

nimble and quick fingers

has glasses, goes kinda blind without them

was a streamer before he joined

hence the affection to computers

still games, but doesn't stream anymore

a master at puzzles

works with chan for new projects, the younger is good at assembly while he handles the programming and electric part of everything

svt only ever uses the cctv cameras made by him

so they're never compromised

seldom joins the others for field work

becomes the guys' eyes and ears for most missions

one of the best hackers out there

also one of the quickest

the guys had a special basement made just for him

just in case someone manages to enter the headquarters

has a tinier but just as strong basement under his house too

for emergencies

only the 13 of them even know where to get to the basement (in the headquarters)

and he is the only one who knows the passcode required to enter

the room is absolutely filled with all things computer

was one of the first people to meet seungcheol and jihoon

they also forced him to learn hapkido when they met him

is a black belt now

practises with jun and minghao weekly

usually quite and reserved

his crazy side comes out rarely

but when it does, it comes in full force

his parents still think he works for an IT firm

said firm is actually a legitimate cover to the shady ongoings in svt

so he never really has troubles coming up with realistic stories

does help the employees there though

has his name stated in the official employees list

the other members either haven't noticed or don't care

because he probably hacked into the website to put his name there

an easy task considering he was the one who made it in the first place

once ate some dish with crab while giving instructions during a mission

threw up all over his brand new computer

demanded to know who ordered it

turns out it was him who accidentally clicked on the wrong dish while ordering

was sheepish

but still threw out the computer

Woozi

sub leader

seungcheol's right hand man

and his left hand man

and a lot more

is the entire group's reality check

enjoys more authority over the members than seungcheol does

but that's because they can't bully him like they do with seungcheol (some save him pt. ∞)

does a lot of jobs in the group

mainly helps in cleanup

also does the recruiting

made the entrance tests for people looking to join

designed them himself

while cheol decides what to do, he decides how to do it

did i mention he's actually cheol's cousin?

a very distant cousin

but a cousin nonetheless

his family had also always been involved in the mafia world

he ran away from home though

said it was too toxic

even for a literal criminal gang

still wanted to work in a mafia though

him and cheol had been close when they were younger

got to know about how the elder was planning to take revenge for his parents

was the one to convince him to actually form a proper gang before doing anything stupid

said he'd help

refused to be the leader

but agreed to have a position of importance

unnervingly good at predicting stuff

...all sorts of stuff

can usually tell the weather of the entire day early in the morning

but more often than not acts as a warning system to the guys on field

which is the entire reason he even accompanies them

they once went near an abandoned river to search for something

said they would find something even more precious

they found a small pouch filled with black opals

is the personification of 'i might be small but you're all still beneath me'

(i am inclined to agree ✊🏻)

actually a lil cutie though

not anywhere near as cold as he seems

might wanna read:

[rainboq]

Thank you for the prompt! Here's one in return. #3 (kiss on the cheek) pricefield

You asked for a kiss on the cheek, you get an entire date and Chloe being a massive disaster. Enjoy! Apologies in advanced for my nonexistent Spanish skills. I’m going insane. It’s just Max, why the hell am I going insane? Chloe sighs as she sits in her truck, one hand on the wheel while the other hovers over the send button on her phone. Fucking Rachel and her big ideas. Just ask her out Chloe, it’ll be fine Chloe, you’ve known her since you were a little kid Chloe. 

A little traitorous part of her wished that Max had just said no so she could get the rejection over and done with. Instead, her dorky little face with it’s stupidly cute dimpled smile and earnest eyes had light up like Chloe had told her that there was going to be new episodes of Hawt Dawg Man or something. And not, you know, a date with her dumb punk ass.

Just hit the damn button Chloe so you can blow this already and tell Rachel you told her so. There’s no way someone as smart and talented as Max wants anything to do with me. She’s just doing this for old time’s sake.

Her finger taps the button and she locks the screen so she can’t stare at it and ratchet her anxiety up higher.

Ha. As if she has any control over her anxiety right now.

Her phone buzzes with Max’s reply and she takes a few deep breaths to try and steady her nerves. Her usual go to right now would be smoking, but she forgot her damn pack at home like a dumbass in her flurry of getting ready. At least I didn’t fuck up Rachel’s makeup job.

Is Max even going to like me with this much makeup on? She knew me before I ever started wearing any.

She does an impromptu drum solo on her steering wheel to try and get some of her nervous energy out, to mixed success when her eyes spot movement in the lobby of Max’s building. She turns in her seat, gets a look at her and promptly forgets to breathe. Chloe had said to dress up a bit, and Max had taken the liberty of wearing a flowing black dress with some matching leggings. It’s not nearly as showy as the things Rachel wears to parties and events, but there’s something about the way her freckled shoulders look under the straps that makes her heart squeeze. Those damn freckles, why do they have to be so cute?! Dammit, breathe, don’t be a total dweeb in front of Max because she grew up and got hot.

Fuck she is hot though.

I’m so boned.

Max spots her truck as she pushes out through the inner door and a great big dorky smile spreads across her face as she waves enthusiastically. Chloe waves back and scoots across the bench seat to throw the passenger door open. A moment later Max is climbing in, all winning and too god damn adorable smiles. “Hey Chloe!”

“Uh, hey Max! You look… hella great.”

Max’s cheeks go a bit red as she hunches her shoulders forwards, one hand rubbing the back of her neck. “I don’t know about that, but you look amazing.”

There’s no part of Chloe’s stolen blazer and worn black jeans that qualify as amazing to her, but if Max likes it she’s not about to complain. “Thanks,” Chloe tries to say as smoothly as she can muster despite the slight wobble in her tone, “You down for some food?”

“I’m hella starving.” Max replies with a cheeky grin as she shuts her door. “I’m so down for this ‘best taco truck in town’.”

Rolling up to a dumpy taco truck in her old brick with someone as gorgeous as Max suddenly has Chloe feeling like Max really deserves a better first and probably only date, but plans are plans. “Then let your noble steed be off, fair maiden!”

Max breaks out in gigglesnorts as Chloe pulls out of the parking lot. “You did not just use one of William’s lines on me!”

“I so hella did Caulfield, what’re you gonna do about it?” Chloe adds a wink, hoping it’ll cover up how obviously sweaty as hell her palms are right now.

“Oh, I’ve got something in mind.” Max says in a low tone that makes Chloe have to fight to not choke on her own spit.

Oh god, is Max actually flirting with me? I’m so not fucking ready for this. “You down to thrash a bit hippie?”

“As long as your bony elbows don’t hit me!” Max replies with a laugh and Chloe punches the radio on.

The scratchy punk from the local station starts blaring and Chloe internally breathes a sigh of relief at not having to try and deal with Max’s flirting for a moment. Oh god, I can hear Rachel laughing her ass off at me right now.

Max for her part grooves along, and Chloe has to focus to avoid going off the road because of it. God she still dances like a total dork! Fuck, it should be illegal to be this cute or something.

Thankfully they make it to the taco truck without Chloe running into anything, despite her distracted driving, and she pulls them up to the sidewalk. I just hope she likes it or this is going to be a hella lame date.

“Hungry Max?” Chloe asks as she throws her door open after shutting off the radio.

“I’m so hungry, you have no idea.” Max replies as she does the same before sheepishly admitting, “I also kinda skipped lunch.”

Chloe jumps out of her truck and jogs around the front of it as Max clambers out. “Jesus Christ Caulfield, no wonder you ended up so short.”

“What! Hey! Not all of us get to be so freakishly tall.” Max groans and sticks out her tongue.

“Yup, it’s just my burden to bear. Now what do you wanna eat?”

“I mean, you know what’s good here.” Max shrugs as she walks alongside Chloe towards the food truck. “Order for me?”

“Spicy or nah?”

“No way, never spicy.”

Chloe can’t help but laugh at the way Max shakes her head and waves her hands in the air. Yup, still a total dork. “Can do Maximo. Just wait here.”

Chloe skips ahead a few steps and shouts out, “¡Hola Alejandro!”

There’s a clattering sound inside the truck and a middle-aged man’s face appears, “¡Aha! ¡Flaca! ¿Como estas?”

“Muy bien, gracias. ¿Y tú?”

“Bein.” He says with a nod and a big smile.

“Bien, quatro numero doce con polo por favor.” Chloe says, before turning to grin at Max who looks a little stunned.

Alejandro sticks his head out to see what she’s looking at before pulling back in and grinning broadly. “¿Tu amor?”

Chloe shrugs, unable to keep the smile off of her face as she rubs the back of her head. Fuck, fuck, fuck! I forgot how to say that in Spanish. Way to go dumbass.

Alejandro, to his credit, doesn’t need it spelled out for him as he pokes his head back out and calls out to Max, “¡Hola bonita!”

Max freezes up for a moment before doing a little wave back. “H-hola.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.” Alejandro grins at her, before retreating back into the food truck to start working on the order.

Chloe pulls out her wallet from her blazer’s pocket and takes out approximately the right amount of money plus tip and drops it on the counter before jogging back to Max with a big idiot grin on her face. “And that’s the food!”

“I guess I should probably learn some Spanish if I’m going to be living large in LA, huh?” Max asks sheepishly, doing that thing she used to do when they were kids where she’d hold her arm.

“Prolly a good idea,” Chloe says as she moves to stand next to Max. “This shouldn’t take too long.”

“Maybe I should have brought a sweater, I always forget how cold it gets here when the sun goes down.”

“Here, stand next to me, the food should warm you up.” Chloe holds out her arm and Max doesn’t hesitate to tuck into her side.

A sort of silence settles in as Max hums softly to herself and chews on her lip while Chloe watches the window for the food. The pressure of Max against her feels good, great even, but it all feels so surreal. “I can’t believe we’re actually on a date.”

“Oh no?” Max giggles softly as she snakes an arm around Chloe’s waist, “What’s so unbelievable about it?”

“How about the part where you said yes?”

“When I told my parents, my dad announced that Joyce and mom owe him fifty bucks.”

“Wait, what?” Chloe somehow manages to not stammer.

“They all had a bet, our dads bet that we’d date some day.”

Chloe turns her eyes heavenwards, where the few stars visible in LA are starting to poke out as the sun sets. I guess you’re smiling on my dumb ass from up there, huh dad?

“¡Loca!” Alejandro shouts from the truck as he puts their food out.

“That’s us.” Chloe says before reluctantly pulling away from Max, “we’ll eat in the back of my truck, meet me there?”

“Sure thing.”

Chloe trots over, grabs the two trays of food. Damn, dude threw in tortilla chips gratis, I fucking owe him a bigass tip next time I come.

Max waits for her, standing next to the now open tailgate. “After you, mademoiselle.”

“You know French?” Chloe asks with a cocked eyebrow as she slides the trays into the bed before climbing up.

“I picked up a couple things from an ex.” Max shrugs as Chloe turns, offers her a hand and hauls her up into the bed.

They end up sitting together at the far end, their backs resting against the cab as Chloe divides the food between them. “Eat up, short stuff.”

“Oh my god, stop making fun of my height you beanstalk!” Max laughs as she elbows Chloe.

Chloe just cackles as she pulls out her first taco and takes her first bite. Come on Chloe, it’s Max, but it’s still a date so don’t eat like a total fucking slob.

She waits until she’s actually finished her first mouthful and swallowed before turning to Max, “How is it?”

“Oh my god I think I’m in love,” Max mutters as she finishes her first mouthful, “Legit the best taco I’ve ever had.”

“Did I tell you or did I tell you?” Chloe grins in triumph before taking another bite of her taco.

They don’t talk much as they consume their tacos, they’re too tasty. Chloe finishes first and has to resist the urge to shout her victory like they did when they were kids having stupid eating contests. Instead, she starts popping tortilla chips into her mouth and just kind of watching Max while she waits.

Damn, I’ve seen her a bunch since she moved here and I still can’t get over how damn cute she got. Like even her ‘ugly duckling�� pics from high school look great. I can’t believe I missed out on her braces years though, damn, that would have been hilarious to be around for. That or I would have gotten in a lot of fights for jackasses making fun of her, which wouldn’t have been much of a change honestly…

Max finishes her tacos and beams up at Chloe, “That was delicious! Thank you so much Chloe!”

“Hey, you deserve it, also hang on, you got some sour cream on your nose.” Chloe grabs a napkin and wipes it off, prompting a giggle from Max.

“You’re adorable.”

“You’re one to talk.”

Max laughs and steals a chip from Chloe’s basket before grinning at her as she eats it.

“What, hey! Those are my chips! You’ve got your own!”

“Yeah but yours are tastier!”

Oh my god, this old game. “What, you want me to feed them to you?”

Chloe’s heart skips a beat as Max’s cheeks flush red. “I-I mean, I wouldn’t mind…”

“Only if you feed me yours.” Chloe grins as she feels her own cheeks heating up.

“It's a deal then.”

Chloe holds up one of her chips to Max’s face, who promptly devours it before holding up one of her chips for Chloe, who returns the gesture. Before long they’re both grinning at each other like sappy idiots and swapping chips until their baskets run empty. Max makes a little disappointed noise as they run out and Chloe gathers up their baskets.

“I’ll run these back and we’ll hit the road?”

“Sure thing.” Max says, before stifling a yawn. “Man, I didn’t realize how late it’s getting already.”

“Nah, you’re just getting old, the night’s still young.”

Max jabs a finger into Chloe’s side before laughing, “You ass, don’t you know it’s rude to joke about a lady’s age?”

“I’m older than you!”

“I said a lady.” Max retorts with a smirk as they both get to their feet and hop out of the bed.

“You got me there Maximus Wrecked.”

Damn, I think this is actually going pretty well! She thinks to herself as she jogs back to the food stand and drops the baskets off on the outside counter. From inside Alejandro flashes her a double thumbs up and Chloe grins back at him before turning around to head back to her truck.

Max is already in the cab, holding herself and shivering a bit as Chloe gets in. “Definitely should have brought a sweater.”

Thinking fast, Chloe pulls off her blazer and holds it out to Max. “Here, until the heater decides to start working.”

“Thank you so much,” Max says as she puts the blazer on in a hurry, “This has been great.”

“Hey, you’re great so…”

There’s a giggle from Max before she stifles another yawn. “Dork. We should probably head back though. I had a crazy long day.”

Chloe’s heart sinks and her mind immediately starts racing for ways she fucked this up as she starts her truck up. “Oh, okay.”

“I had fun Chloe, seriously.” Max says, reaching out across the bench and laying her hand on Chloe’s forearm as she shifts the truck into gear. “We’ll have to do this again.”

Oh, okay, so I didn’t completely fuck it up. “Second date, huh?”

“Definitely,” Max smiles warmly as they pull out into the street, “Mind if I put some of my tunes on?”

“Sure, knock yourself out.”

Soft indie rock fills the cabin as Chloe drives back to Max’s place. Despite the promise of a second date, she really, really, really doesn’t want this to end. She’d hoped to go walking down the beach or something with max, maybe hit up a bar and get a little crazy.

Can’t you just be happy dumbass? You got the second date, just… take it easy. You know better than to rush Max of all fucking people.

The drive back to Max’s apartment is way too short, or maybe she’s so wrapped up in her thoughts that the usual nightmare of LA traffic barely registers. Either way, she’s sitting in front of Max’s building and wishing she was anywhere else in town with Max.

“So, uh…”

“Thank you, I had a wonderful evening,” Max says softly as she scoots across the bench seat and presses a gentle kiss into Chloe’s cheek, one hand cupping her chin.

It takes Chloe a second to remember what words are, much less how to put them together into sentences, but she does manage, eventually as she turns to look at Max. “You’re, uh, hella welcome.”

Something mischievous that ties Chloe’s guts in a knot sparkles in those brilliant blue eyes of Max as she smiles wide, “Do you hella want to come up to my apartment for some coffee?”

[llendrinall]

So i got another fic idea in my head The dates are very important. 1 (May 1998) Percy was a Ministry spy and he worked closely with Albus. He saved a lot of lives no matter their blood or if they were creatures. And at the battle of Hogwarts he saves Freds life but hes in crit condition George is a total ass (He's angry and takes it out on Percy) going off at him saying nasty things along the lines of that Percy isn't welcome at the Weasley home anymore.

2 When he tries to go to the House to talk to them he's not treated very well ("Dont wanna hear excuses Percy"). He just give up, packs his things in his flat, & the next morning he goes, gives his mission reports that date from the start of his Ministry career along with his resignation letter on Shacklebot's desk. Then he's off to America to start over he snuck into Freds hospital room & used Snapes healing charms as a way to 'set things right' before leaving.

3. Percy is now in New York, gets a job, and then spends the next 6 months working diligently and whatnot. Then he meets Audrey Smith, they end up going on a few dates and she introduces Percy to her local gym and they become gym buddies and soon start dating. (Aug 2000) After 2 years together (They're married) Percy and Audrey find out they're expecting. And then the twins are born on the 2nd of May 2001. Percy laughs a bit as Audrey pats him the shoulder and says "They sure chose the date"

4. Sep 11 2001) Audrey dies in the 9/11 attack (she was a muggle) & Percy is left a widow with 2 daughters to look after. (June 2002) He bumps into Oliver who's on a quidditch training exchange. They catch up. (Oliver doesn't bring up the fact that Percy's fam has been looking for him for years and that he's saved so many lives) As December rolls around Oliver spends it at Percy's, meeting the kids and hearing Percy tell him everything (His wife, his family and the war)

(I think this is part 5? Idk its 2am here) (Jan - May) They spend a lot of time together after Xmas and slowly Percy begins to heal a bit more after Audrey's death. Oliver ends up going back to the UK and Percy misses him. (July) Oliver comes back with news that he's transferred to an NY team "They might not be big on Quidditch here but they're extremely good, Perce" (Its not because Oliver has been inlove with Percy since Hogwarts. Neither is it because he loves Molly & Lucy to death either)

6 (Feb 2004) The UK Papers get a picture of Oliver, Percy the twins out and it BLOWS UP. Charlie (The only one who even heard Percy out back after the war ended, He knows the others did wrong by him) floos in and then warns Percy about everyone knowing he's here and that they're gonna be coming in 2 days. So He ends up having Charlie take the girls. He ends up meeting with his fam and it takes a long long time for them to heal and fix things.

7. His Fam only get to meet Molly and Lucy when they're 6. When they're 7 he and Oliver gets married. Idk why but i seem to only send you these fic ideas when im hella tired and at 2am. T_T Why am i like this? So Audrey named Molly and Perce named Lucy (After each others moms)

 Honestly, What can I say at this point? You have the whole story thought out. Go for it and write it!

It’s not the kind of story I write, though. But since you dropped the materials here, I can share how I would assemble it.

I would avoid New York. Big cities have a character. They are characters and you have to treat them as such. In Life skills, London is a character, complex and big and hard and beautiful. In Secret language of plants, even though Draco and Harry end up in London, I had them stay in the house because London was too big of a character for that stage of the story.

So, no New York. If I had to use a well-known city I would go with Boston, I think. Otherwise, a small one with a nice name.

Audrey doesn’t die on 9/11. Well, she dies on that day, but not on the attack. It’s something as simple and dull as a traffic accident. Percy wasn’t with her, not that it would have mattered. Yes, wizards have potions to mend bones instantly and protective charms and spells to stop the momentum, but Audrey died instantly, and no one could have seen the car until it was on her.

The driver was an old man, fumbling with that new invention, a mobile phone, trying to call his daughter who worked in New York.

Magic Law on the States is a bit… over the place. It would be extremely simple to put a curse or a hex that man. If Percy was clever about it, it wouldn’t be too illegal. But he doesn’t. Percy realizes it wouldn’t make him feel better.

 Percy doesn’t particularly like the States. The tea is terrible, the coffee is weak, the spelling is painful and people are entirely too talkative. But it’s sunnier than England and the orange juice is good, so he stays.

He goes to Romania every summer to visit Charlie. The girls love it there and it was always easy to talk to Charlie. Charlie who had such a promising career in Quidditch and rejected the fame and fortune for a thankless career working with dragons. Not even training dragons for bank security, which is a cool and profitable career, but fighting that very same use.

Charlie only goes back home for a week during Christmas, so he gets it. They don’t have to talk about it, never mention that weird state of loving your family and not wanting to be with them, to fight, to have to explain and justify your very existence and your life decisions.

He meets Oliver in Romania. Supposedly Oliver is there to see the sights and rest his left shoulder, that was injured at the end of the league. But he is not the first Quidditch player who has a crisis of faith and comes to Charlie with questions. So far, none of them had taken up dragon-protection, but one became a broomstick racer and another is the head coach of an Italian team.

Charlie only thinks about dragons. Oliver only thinks about Quidditch and is in the middle of an existential crisis. So it’s perfectible understandable that the topic of Percy, his war heroics and his semi mythical status is never brought up. To be fair, Charlie doesn’t know much about it because he doesn’t read English newspapers and his family never talks about Percy when he is around. Oliver just thinks that Percy is the first Competent Adult he has ever met and is much more interested about this Figuring Life Out than any hero status.

So it’s fair to say that the headlines come as a surprise.

Someone snapped a picture of Oliver and Percy sitting very close together in a park, with twin stupid loving smiles. It was all perfectly innocent. Molly was doing something cute out of frame and they never kept any physical distance between themselves, not even in Hogwarts. But it doesn’t matter. The picture is sold as proof of the mysterious war hero and the dashing sport star carrying a secret love affair. It’s a beautiful story, powerful. Percy is the tragic handsome hero and Oliver the right person to bring love back in his life after years nursing the wounds of war. Or perhaps Oliver is the sweet and honest good boy, the boyfriend every mother wants for her daughter, seduced by the man living a life of exotic and daring adventures.

Whatever it is, the world wants to believe in it. So much so that bloody Draco Malfoy pops up to warn them that there is a dozen of rabid, ruthless, paparazzies coming their way. He knows because Malfoy owns the most read magazine in England and has put a bounty on a photo of the two of them kissing.

Paparazzies don’t have a concept of trespassing, but breaking and entering into a dragon reserve has certain difficulties that can’t be bypassed with an alohomora and a lack of morals. Percy and Oliver spend the rest of the month in the reserve, not daring to go out. Twenty-two days in each other’s company, hiking in the mountains and playing with the girls. Molly and Lucy have decided that Oliver is similar to Charlie in all the right ways, so they like him.

On day nineteen, they kiss. Someone gets a picture of it, but, in his excitement, the photographer wanders into a nest of young dragon carps. He is recued three hours later sans pants or shoes. The photo of their first kiss is lost.

Oliver says he is almost done with his existential crisis but now Percy has one of his own.

You see, there is something Oliver hasn’t said. Something he didn’t mention at all. And Percy doesn’t know if Oliver just hasn’t noticed (it took him two years to realize all the Weasleys were siblings) or if he noticed but… doesn’t care?

There is more than one reason why only Charlie has met the girls.

Even now that Percy has received letters from every family member (including Freaking Aunt Muriel) and even a surprise visit from them (he has a life debt with Charlie for the heads-up) and they have begun the unpleasant work of fixing their relationship; even now, they haven’t met Molly and Lucy.

It’s because of the Weasley cousin they never talk about. The accountant.

Percy knows that it’s perfectly normal. Many wizarding children don’t exhibit any magic until they are at least seven. But he also knows that every single person in his family was levitating toys (Bill, Ron and Ginny) or stopping spilled milk in mid-air (him) or shooting sparks (Charlie and the twins) by the time they were three.

Molly and Lucy had done nothing magical so far. Nothing at all. And Percy knows, in his heart of hearts, that if anyone makes them feel inferior, if anyone dares to say anything against them, he will go the Dark Lord route and kill every single person prejudiced against squibs. He might kill every single wizard and witch and eradicate all magic, so his girls won’t feel inferior to anyone. He found in himself the strength to forgive the man than took Audrey’s life, but he won’t do the same for the person who speaks against his children. He can’t.

 On Christmas Percy reluctantly agrees to go to England with the girls because Charlie promises he will be there too. It is not easy. It is, in fact, very, very difficult and tense. He is forever grateful at Lee Jordan, who is glued to Fred’s hip cracking jokes and defusing tension. Also, Angelina Johnson takes George and Ginny to the kitchen and informs them they are the biggest idiots she has ever had the misfortune of meeting and that helps to avoid anyone saying something unforgivable they will regret their whole life. On Christmas’ Eve Harry Potter takes everyone’s wands because he is Harry Potter “and I do what I want” which means no one hexes anyone and they can overindulge the punch.

Oh, why bother? The whole thing is terrible and awkward and it hurts. But it is a necessary painful step, either to fix things with time or to say that he tried, actually tried, and never look back at this moment with regret.  

Also, he gets to meet with Oliver. It turns out that Oliver hadn’t noticed the girls’ lack of magic, but he also doesn’t care. Why would he care? Are you- are you supposed to care? Is this another thing Oliver missed because he only thinks about Quidditch? What’s wrong with not having magic in any case? Oliver’s mother is muggle and it is agreed that she is wonderful.  

(Even Potter says so. Percy has no idea of when Harry Potter met Oliver’s mum, but he speaks of her in the highest terms).

 You can read about what happened next on issues of 32, 33 & 34 of Alakazam as well as special issues 17, 21, 22 and 25. Draco Malfoy earns 1.5 million galleons with issue 33, setting a record for most successful print in wizarding history. Then he obliterates that record with a single stolen picture of Percy and Oliver’s wedding. He committed around a dozen crimes to get that picture, got drunk on champagne and victory and asked Harry Potter to marry him.

(He also donated all the money to a newly created society for the support and trade education of squibs, but only two people in the world know that).

[chuffyfan87]

Growing Pains. Part 9a

Cowritten with @disastrousintention. Trigger warning for discussion of eating disorders. Content warnings for illegal drug use and discussion of assault.

-x-

A few days later Peter was sat on the sofa in his flat after arriving home from work. He'd not been sleeping well so was almost asleep when there was a knock at the door. He mumbled something that sounded explicit and got up. Approaching the door, he yawned and opened it.

Sarah sighed softly at the scowl on Peter's face as he opened the door. "Can we talk?"

“Sure.” He yawned and stepped aside, “You and the baby ok?”

"Yeh, we're both doing OK." She replied as Peter directed her through to the lounge. "I've something for you in fact." She smiled.

“What’s that?” He replied as he closed the door.

Once sat on the sofa she reached into her handbag and handed him a photo. "You can keep that if you want." She smiled.

He took the photo and stroked the image. “You had a scan?”

"Yeh, it's from a couple of weeks ago. I've got my twenty week scan at the end of the week but I couldn't wait so decided to pay to have a gender scan." She smiled.

“What are we having?” He asked, “Girl or boy?”

"Meet your daughter." She grinned.

He looked down at the scan picture. “A girl?”

"Yeh. A very wriggly little girl."

“That’s wonderful. Do you want a drink or anything?”

"Please."

“Water? Juice? Tea?”

"Tea would be great."

He put the scan photo in his pocket and went to the kitchen.

Sarah followed him through. "This is a really nice place you have here."

“Thanks.”

She lent back against the worktop. "This is what we always wanted."

“It was.”

"A place of our own, raising our baby together." She smiled wistfully, her hand stroking her bump.

“Is that what you want?” He asked.

"Its what I've always wanted Peter."

He pondered her words for a while. Although he didn’t love Sarah any more, he still cared for her. “I need to talk to Holly.”

"Is she upset about our daughter?"

“A little.” He sighed, “I need time to think Sarah, about all of this.”

"What's to think about Peter? We're having a baby. We need you!" Sarah replied, starting to cry.

“And I've said I'll be there.” He stepped towards her, “For both of you. But I need to talk to Holly before making any big decisions.”

Sarah continued to cry.

“Sarah please stop. It’s going to work out.” He reassured as he awkwardly rubbed her back.

She turned into him, resting her head against his chest.

He couldn’t help but wrap his arms around her.

After a few moments Sarah looked up and captured Peter's lips with her own, wrapping her arms round his back as she did so.

He tried to move out of her grasp. “Sarah, I don’t love you." He sighed. “Actually that’s a lie. I do love you, I probably always will in a way. But I’ve moved on with my life.” He explained.

"Is that what you want me to do? Just move on? You got me pregnant and then pissed off!" She hissed.

“You had a boyfriend and chose to fuck me too. Don’t pretend I took advantage of you!”

"You were gagging for it from the moment we got outside." She countered.

“And so were you!”

"You never even called afterwards."

“You had a boyfriend!”

"I still love you."

“This, us. It’s complicated.”

"It doesn't have to be."

“But it is, Sarah.”

"We can make it work. That's what we always said."

“Then Sarah. We said that then.”

An awkward silence descended as they sipped their teas. "Have you told anyone?" Sarah asked eventually.

“About our baby?”

Sarah nodded.

“My parents know.”

"Are they angry?"

“No.”

"They've always been so nice to me." She smiled.

He smiled, “I think mum thought of you like another daughter to be honest.”

"I'll always be grateful for the way they stood up to my parents."

“How are your parents?”

"I don't see them too much since I left home. They're not best pleased about the baby. How's your family?"

“We’re all good thanks.” He smiled.

"I bet your little sisters and brothers are so grown up now!"

“Yeah they are.”

"Its crazy to think about. I remember your little brothers being born and now we're gunna have our own baby."

Peter didn’t say anything. He had a feeling inside he couldn’t shake.

"It'll be so lovely. She'll have lots of aunts and uncles and such wonderful grandparents." Sarah smiled.

“This has been your dream for a while, hasn’t it?”

"Is that such a terrible thing?"

Before Peter could answer there was another knock at the door.

“Let me go and get that.”

When he opened the door he found Holly stood on the other side. "Hi." She greeted him awkwardly.

“Hi.” He smiled sadly, “Sarah’s here. She came to give me a scan photo. Do you want to come in?”

"Oh... Um... Er..." Holly stuttered.

"Please."

"OK."

He took her hand and led her into the lounge. Kissing her head, he smiled and returned to the kitchen. “Sarah? I’d like you to leave so I can talk things through properly with Holly. I will ring you.”

"You scared what I'll say to her or something?"

“What do you mean?”

"About how we always planned this."

“That was a childhood dream, Sarah.”

"That's now an adult reality Peter."

“And I told you, I’ll support you both! Please Sarah, I want some time to talk to Holly.”

"Fine. Whatever." Sarah muttered before leaving.

“Holly, do you want a drink?” Peter asked as he returned to the lounge.

"No, I'm OK." Holly replied sadly.

He sat next to her, “I miss you.”

"I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. I was so upset and angry when l left the restaurant, I decided I never wanted to see or speak to you ever again but I quickly realised I couldn't do that."

Peter took her hand in his, “I screwed up but I won’t give up on us, I really don’t want to.”

"You're not getting back together with her then?"

“I don’t love her. I did love her but she's part of my past. She’s not my future, Holly.”

"But you'll always have a link with her."

“The baby?” He sighed, “I have a feeling I can’t shake.”

"What do you mean?"

He shrugged, “That’s the trouble, I don’t know how to explain it.”

"Just a weird feeling about it all?"

“Yeah.”

"Whenever I think about her I just feel jealous. Its stupid coz I don't even know if I want kids or whatever but knowing that she's pregnant with your baby..." She shrugged.

“I don’t think it’s my baby.”

"But you slept with her..."

“Yes whilst she was also sleeping with her boyfriend.” He shrugged, “She has this idea that now she’s pregnant, we’ll pick up where we left off. But I don’t want her, I want you.”

"If she was sleeping with someone else at the same time you need to ask for a DNA test once the baby is born."

“I said I’d support her. Her and the baby because that’s the right thing to do.”

"But if the baby ain't yours... You need to know. You can't just live a lie raising someone else's kid!"

“I know.” He stroked her cheek, “Especially if it means I might lose you.”

Holly couldn't help noticing that Peter's demeanour had shifted as soon as she'd mentioned a DNA test. "There's something you're not saying. You seem weird about the idea of a DNA test, why?"

“I don’t want to upset her.” He sighed, “This is just so messy and complicated and I know it’s my own fault for sleeping with her without using protection.”

"Yeh that was dumb but she could have taken the morning after pill." Holly sighed. "You need to know one way or the other though. How would you feel if ten years from now you discovered that the kid wasn't yours yet you'd been raising them all this time?"

“I’d be angry.” He sighed, “I didn’t know my dad was my dad until I was older.”

"What do you mean?" Confusion was written large across her features.

“I always thought Andrew, Jake’s dad was my dad too. I hated him, he used to beat my mum up amongst other things. I found out he wasn’t my dad and Uncle Charlie was instead.”

"I had no idea. Your mum told you that your real dad was your uncle?" Holly was trying to put all the pieces of what Peter had just told her together and was struggling.

“My mum and dad were - are - best friends. Growing up, he was always Uncle Charlie to me and Jake but I never knew he was my real dad. It’s pretty obvious though when you look at us both.” He laughed, “Blue eyes.”

"Yeh, when we went to your parents house for your dad's birthday the introductions were a bit unnecessary as soon as he opened the door!" Holly chuckled.

He laughed gently and pressed his forehead against hers. “Can we work through this?”

"I'm willing to try."

“So am I.”

"A very wise lady encouraged me not to give up too easily..." She giggled.

“Who was this wise lady?” He asked.

"Now that would be telling but she really needs to look where she's going around kid's bikes in future..."

Peter smiled, “My mother?”

"She claimed she was 'just passing' but I'm not sure I believe her."

“Where was she just passing? Your work?”

Holly nodded.

“Mum’s crafty.” He laughed.

"Yeh, remind me to never get on the wrong side of her."

“Yeah, you don’t want to. She can be hella feisty when she wants to be. Just ask my dad, he’ll tell you.”

[ceejay1163]

The Teal* Bronco (*Turquoise)

First off I want to tag the amazing @aquadolan whose hilariously accurate reaction videos make me laugh cry every time I see them and makes me feel like we are experiencing the video together and having a laugh like a couple of mates despite being in opposite sides of the world.

Now for my reactions to 'Tricking my brother into thinking his car was flipped'

The ring mmhmmm just yes

The clapping tho? Not about it

Ethan has a shorter attention span then me and that's impressive

I did not pick the boys to like roller skating although they ice skate so it makes sense

Little bitch haha

I like the jumper. It looks fuzzy and cozy

How long did this take to plan? Honestly it seems like it would be taken forever

Roasting the matchingness to the car

He seems to actually be jealous that Gray's favourite car isn't the one he bought. That's adorable. Fuck I'm not even 2 mins into the video

And now the car is broken

Wait did I fuck up? Am I recording?

The gum Ethan. Eww for fuck sake mate don't be a pig.

'I have really bad attentional problems' yeah.. your English might need some work too

When's the last time I ate? -literally something I say most days

Roast him for dropping out of school and not remembering common phrases and sayings

Why do all Ethans pranks involve Graysons cars?

Also not wanting to say what time you wake up. Same

Laughing at yourself

I'm cool, I'm cool actually no I'm not

Groggy or drunk?

Slap. Pain kink anyone?

That damn projector

Air quotes

Did anyone understand the car mumbo jumbo? Like at all? Did anyone care?

Good job keeping a straight face Ethan. He won't suspect a thing.

Fun-ny

Why do boys turn everything into challenges? My nephews do it all the time

Full actor mode

Too many words in Google mate. Google doesn't care why you need a Photoshop artist

More air quotes. Except out of sync.

It's just a prank bro.

Bitter he can't go skating. Poor bubba

Morning voice half an octave lower. Yes please

Groaning. Thank you

I always end up falling asleep at least twice after waking up the first time before getting up. V relatable

Him jumping into bed to pretend to be asleep reminds me of being a kid and bolting through the house in the middle of the night after getting up to get a drink or something, trying to avoid monsters or waking up the parents

Jumpers with shorts?

He's got slippers. Awww

Realising a flaw in his plan when the car doesn't work.

Too many cars in the driveway

CRINGEY PHOTOS. WOO.

Fucking drama queen

That stupid photoshopped photo

Real us. Not actor mode us haha

Mr Dolan 😏

Doesn't analyze it too much. Good idea

He has such bloke-ish child like writing

The calf tattoo 🥺

Socks and slides Grayson? That's almost as bad as socks and sandals. Fucking hell

Love a man in light grey sweats

Run Ethan go back to bed. You're so grounded (idk)

He pulled Ethans hip so hard. Jesus

What is that bike thingy in the background?

WHO DOESN'T LOCK THEIR FUCKING CAR??? YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

Now Gray let's put on our big boy thinking caps. It's not Ethans fault. Entirely. You also didn't lock the fucking car

Booty 👀

Not knowing if you have insurance. Mate you should look into that. (Also a very me thing to not know)

Gray is loosing it. Like actually looks like he's gonna do the frustrated crying thing

"That's not chill you need to fix that." Pretty sure sleeping is pretty chill. Also how does one fix being a heavy sleeper (other then by having kids)

"You need to be able to wake up in the morning and get shit done" no need to call me out like that

Let me call the *mumble mumble mumble*

It's fucking turquoise- whelp fuck have to change the title

Who steals a turquoise car at 9am? He's loosing it

Awe he doesn't want people to get hurt. Cutie

Seriously why hasn't he called the police yet? When I got home from my nanas funeral to find my house broken into the first thing I did was call the cops. And then cry cos it was like 10pm and I'd just driven like 12 hrs so I was hella tired

He's V loud. And then V quiet.

You motherfucker. Ok rude but understandable

That sigh of relief and the laughter

All of the adrenaline just left Gray immediately. Also hiding under a blankie? adorable

"Where did you put it?" Immediately forgets haha

Did you ruin it and turn it pink or something? You're getting a rep E and why does Gray assume it would be painted pink?

The sound effect over Gray pulling up his pants to hide his plumbers crack 😂

You need to rub it out. I mean ok sure

"I kinked up bro" just why 😂

Slap. SPINNING. It's a theme park ride

You stole my car- Dude where's my car movie anyone?

Car upside down you say? Forshadowing

Grayson gives up on life.

Nope never mind he's dramatically throwing himself onto the bed and screaming into the blankets like a teenage girl

Also booty

FROG

Don't dance Grayson

It's all in the puff bro

Mr Dillon, not Dolan, Dillion

Grayson has left the building look

Nose boop

The eye movement. Wait you what?

Beard pulling

Give me the phone. No you are having the phone. Ok fine.

Intense eye contact for real tho

That dumbass look on his face. Grayson is shooketh to hell

Do they even understand any of this car mumbo jumbo? Does it even make any sense?

I don't know shit about insurance. Seriously dude that's not smart

MY CAR

That's not chill bro that's not chill at all. Putting them on a ban for the words chill and bro. More to be added. They use those words more then I use the word mate and that's impressive

I'm taking the phone and subtly suggesting human error (negligence) and a potential law suit

Oh you have footage? Talk to my older brother

I don't know much about cars. Dude

More stupid looks from Gray

I don't wanna see it

More screaming

More yelling Grayson

We can move your car but it's gonna cost you more money

Not falling for that pic

Just put it on the next one. Gray it's not a fucking bus. There's no schedule to have the next one come out. Use your head darlin'

More yelling in the car and swearing

How did he organise the street thing? Like actually.

Also surely it's illegal to pretend to have roadworks and fuck up traffic

VROOM. You go lil blue car

BULGE 👀 this is when I stopped paying attention the first time I watched it.

What is the camera guy (kyle?) wearing? Who said that be one were allowed to be a thing again? I'm not impressed

Grayson is v frustrated

DON'T LITTER

Neither of you should be allowed to dance. Its not good

That's the wrong question to ask about the camera guy's clothes

Fist clap

Wait where's the car? Is it safe? Poor Gray his brain is malfunctioning

Camera goes to Grayson. Ooh look bulge. Pans away. Move back ooh bulge.

If they keep upping the ante someone's gonna get hurt

I don't know what's inside of me. Never a good thing to say

Still allergic to dogs 🥺

HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED

I haven't heard you scream that much for that long 👀

Grayson's pretty loud. I would like to test that. Please and thank you.

Deep breathing

SOOOO HARD. (I volunteer)

I am going to prank the actual s out of Ethan. Really taking the not swearing thing seriously huh

Sure whatever you say. He doesn't believe you'll get him back Gray. Kick his ass

Bruh

Eric deserves a medal for his phone acting. Well done faceless dude named Eric

I give up. I give up on everything. If that's not a fucking mood

Double bitched sounds like it should mean something else. Just saying

Boob caress

My guard's up. No your guard can't be up. Pretty sure that's not how it works Grayson

Just don't hurt me. Grayson is so not listening to him. He's still mad

No rules

It was fake There's no rules

Ethan being hurt Gray doesn't love his present

Still mad.

Rubs sweat all over comfy jumper. Childish

HE STILL LOOKS FUCKING LIVID.

Alrighty take three of finishing this thing. Tumblr crashed yesterday after I spent like 2 hours writing this and deleted half my comments. I couldn't finish it then cos it was almost 2am and I had work today so I redid it from like the 20 minute mark of the video. Then I saved it to my drafts And published it but it deleted the last like 5 minutes of comments so I had to redo them again. Here's hoping Tumblr sorts it's shit out cos it's late and I have work again tomorrow. 🐨

[dbtrilogy2]

Strike Two(18)

Rebecca

The nerve of these dumb young bitches! Was I this stupid at 25? Sitting across the chick makes me wanna just go crazy but I’m gonna get some answers first.

“So what you came to beat me up?” She smirked folding her arms over her chest.

“No no I’m to grown for that now plus I don’t need to spend another day in jail.”

She laughed loud sitting on Carlton desk. His stuck ass just been quiet since I walked in this bitch.

“Oh I’m so scared. What do you want your husband and I have a long night of work in for us.”

“I don’t plan to be here long just wanted to meet you face to face. You spoke on me and my marriage and I have no idea who the hell you are.”

“Who am I? I’m the face of SwIzZ Records the best singer to be born from this label.”

“Not true but it’s cute you think that. So like I said I’m not trynna be here long but just let me know why you thought it was ok to down talk me.”

See I can be calm and what not.

“I just told the truth. Every time Carlton and I are working he’s complaining about you being on his back worrying about when he’ll be home and shit. You should really just worry about your kids he working to keep you guys living the way you do I bet you haven’t even thanked him for your lavish life.”

Carlton groaned mumbling shit. “Is this where you got that bullshit excuse?”

“I mean now that I think about it probably but it’s sorta true. The hours make for the money I make for my family.” He scratches the back of his neck.

“Save it I’m here for her. Now sweetie it’s best you to actually know what the fuck you talk about before opening that wide ass mouth. I had a lavish life before I met him hell I had it before you were even a thought. You don’t know a damn thing about our marriage outside of the small disagreements since gossip girl over here can’t keep his mouth closed.” I glare back at my husband.

“Are you done?”

“No respect the adults in the room little girl. I’m not to fond of how you like keeping him all hours to so call work on music that hasn’t come out besides that one sorry annoying ass song with drake soft ass. Just because you worked some of your island voodoo magic on them to get your dying goat ass voice surprisingly signed doesn’t mean you run shit. And you starting today you will be home by ten…not 10:01 not 10:30 yo ass is in the muthafuckin house at 10:00 on the dot and if not I’m track you down and I’m gonna show out.”

They both looked at me shocked. Can’t blame them I’ve reached my limit with this chick. Disrespecting me and my marriage on the radio like she know shit about me? Uh I think the fuck not hoe!!

“Now pick ya face up and go work on that singing thing you trynna do.” Pissed and all she still took her ass out of here like I said. “And you as you can see I’ve reached my limit with this whole situation so I want us to go to marriage consoling.”

“Ok baby if that’s what you think we need then I’m all for it. I’m sorry I let think get to far with her earlier.”

“Mmhm I’m meeting with someone but we can look for someone later at home.” I kissed him going to switch my cute little ass out this office.

He snatched me back into the door planting a rough kiss on my lips. Groans and moan leave our mouths. His hand grabs my breast squeezing.

“I love you Rebecca.” ****** “Y'all fucked?”

“No.”

“Lie again.”

“I’m not we did not fuck…it was more rough love.”

She died laughing. “Bitch!”

I had Janiya come down to the shop look over few things and help with set up. She’s really blown up with her modeling thing I’m so proud of my girl.

“You are so whipped!” She yelled still laughing.

“Oh shut the hell up!” I blushed sipping from my water bottle.

“I’m sorry…I’m sorry ok I’m done. Woah that was funny. So you really about to go to marriage consoling over this?”

“Yeah I just feel like we both are looking to someone else to talk to about the problems we have and I don’t want that it sends the wrong message sometimes.”

“Who have you been talking to?”

“The guy that sold me this place. When the botch said he complains about me to her it got me thinking about how I do the same thing with – only he’s helping me instead of keeping me from my husband and causing even more problems.”

“So you felt guilty because you know his dirt but he doesn’t know yours.”

“I guess in a way but I think the consoling will help us remember why we got marriage and to find comfort in telling each other things again.”

Janiya did a slow clap standing. “That’s cute you being a good wife and shit.”

“Well you know I gotta set an example for the newbies.” I smirk.

Yes yes our girl some settled down and with a NIGGA. Ah Chris turned her little lesbian ass out and she brought her self back to the other side. He’s a sexy model and they are the cutest together as newly weds.

“Yeah yeah stop teasing!”

“Hell no ill never stop you got a taste of some non rubber dick and it changed your life! If the guy wasn’t my best friend husband I’d hi-five you so instead a toast to you loving real dick again….here here.”

“You are crazy let’s get to these damn clothes the reason I came here in the first place!”

Julian

Did ya miss me!? I know you did. I’ve been hella busy with school after that it’s practice or games and then I just got another job at footlocker.

If I wanna spoil my girl the right way I gotta have the coins to do it and running to mom or dad won’t cut it. Speaking of my girl she’s been a little off all day. But then again it’s Monday what’s to be excited about. I’m gonna make sure I see what’s up with her.

Right now I’m on my way to lunch. While I’m walking Mona was going the opposite way.

“Where you going?” I stopped her by grabbing her arm.

“Library.”

“For what?”

“Reason of my own get out my business.” She snatched away rushing off.

Odd but whatever. Walking in the loud cafeteria the smell of Monday meatloaf fills the room. Unlike most people I like our school lunch. Not to be stuck up or anything but this isn’t like most schools. We got the good shit over here!

“Julian practice today we gotta work on that one play.” One of my teammate says as we get in line for lunch.

“Yeah man I’m trying for that dunk again. You know me always gotta show out.”

Paying for my food I start towards my usual table until I see my boo and decide to head her way ignoring my friends. Sitting I smile seeing her face stuffed in a book. One hand turned the pages the other wrote in her note book.

“What up?”

She looked up smiling. “Hi.”

“You ok pookie?” I crack open my water.

“Uh yeah just doing some homework early. How’s your day going?” She asked getting back to her work. Gotta appreciate a girl with her head on straight.

“It’s cool baby I got a bomb ass grade on my last hand in.”

She giggled nodding. “That’s great congrats.”

“Thank you. What’s up with Mona?”

She tenses up but let it go. “Um I think that’s something you should ask her.”

“Yeah I saw her on my way in she said she was going to the library which is way off.” She shrugged. “Baby look at me.”

“Julian I’m just trying to do my work I don’t have time to be worried about Mona. If you wanna know what she’s up to go the library and find out on your own.”

She got all her stuff storming off. Something is really wrong. I think I will go see what the girl is up to. I got a couple minutes before the bell rings for the next class.

Making my way around the library I didn’t see her. The back door was cracked tho…did she ditch?

“I wanna do something crazy…take me to get my nose pierced!” That’s definitely her voice.

“I got you baby maybe you can get these little things pierced to.”

Frowning I open the door. “What the fuck is this!?”

“Baby we got to find a different place to meet.”

“Julian what are you doing out here?”

“Me!? What the hell is this grown ass man doing calling you baby!? Nigga you know she’s 14 right?”

“Yeah man I know it’s not a big deal to me I’m only 21 not to much a age difference.”

I must be seeing stuff. Nah I’m dreaming my cousin isn’t this fucking stupid is she?

“What I mean…Mona are you crazy!? Do you even know how stupid and very illegal this is! And with Sam brother to…I never thought you would go this far.”

“Get off my back! I don’t care what you or anyone else thinks I’m not some child who needs to constantly be monitored! I’m almost sixteen I’m damn near an adult…you can go back to Stanley or whatever you were doing before interrupting us.”

“You should be ashamed of yourself Mona I can’t believe I’m actually related to someone so reckless and immature and just straight up heartless. I know you have something to do with Stanley being distract towards me imma find out why after I tell your parents about this sick pedophile you seeing.” She glared at me while fuse chuckled pulling out a cigarette.

“Do it if you want to but I guarantee you and Stanley will never see each other again. Foster people just love taking kids from homes that they happen to get involved with someone in the family.”

“That’s your threat? I’m not her family and you know it. Your parents raised you so much better than this.”

“From what she tell me her parents ain’t shit they don’t even pay attention to her anymore.” This pervert puffed grabbing on her.

“You making it real hard for me not to knock some sense into you my nigga I suggest you shutting the fuck up right now. Is that why she won’t come near me? You a real something Mona and I know you’ll get what comes to you I promise that.”

Mona

Those two are really pushing my buttons. I’m the reason they even know each other and now they just go and turn their backs!? So what if they don’t agree with my relationship with Shawn I don’t love for their approval.

To think I once thought they were a cute couple. They both can drown in hell for all I care. And Julian talking about my parents…bullshit. All they care about is perfect little Stanley.

“Don’t let that fool get you down mama. Come on let’s go get that piercing.” Shawn kissed my neck squeezing my ass.

“After school ill meet you here and we can go.” My arms wrap around his waist. I’m way to small to reach his shoulders.

“Why then?”

“Maybe because your break is almost over. Just go finish your shift I have cheer practice after anyway so we can go after.”

“Uuuhhh fine I’ll be here just text me. You gon miss me mama?” He bites my neck making me squeal and giggle.

“You know I will but I gotta get to class the bell just rung.”

“Alright be good baby.” Smirking he gave me a quick kiss. I pull him in for more letting our tongues play. “Girl you better stop get on in that school.”

“Yes daddy…have fun at work.”

Being with him is everything! He’s so smooth and sexy. In the library I ran into someone I’ve been avoiding for a while.

“Mona…hi.” Sam chuckled rubbing the back of his neck.

“Hey.”

“Look um I know we aren’t together anymore but it’s just been really bugging me not knowing why. Did I do something or not do something?”

Yeah I haven’t told him why I dumped him. That would just crush him.

“I just didn’t feel it with us anymore I thought you would respect my want to keep a distance between us. It’s over just except it and grow or find someone else like I did.”

He frowned. “Already?”

“Yup a older guy who gives me just want I need. See ya.”

I’ll admit it was weird speaking to him again but it was bound to happen we go to the same school. The rest of the day went by smooth. Both Julian and Stanley ignored me completely not hurting my feelings one bit.

For practice I was changing and she happen to come in.

“You know I don’t appreciate you so long your little love sick dog on me today. It was pretty damn childish.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about Mona.” She sighed untiring her shoes.

“Don’t play dumb.”

“I can’t.”

Smartass.

“We already agreed I wouldn’t say anything right? I keep my promises I’m not one to turn my back on family.”

“Botch please you only think of yourself always have. Your little goodie act doesn’t fool me like it does everyone else.” I start to put my hair up.

“Gosh Mona what is wrong with you why have I become enemy number one in your life. I’ve been nothing but good to you never would I want to hurt you like lately.”

“Oh cry me a river! Everyone always falling over like your some perfect little angel.”

I’m so sick of coming second to this girl! In everything to it almost feels like I’m the adopted kid in my own family.

“Don’t take your own frustrations out on me! You don’t like your life do something about it change it fussy at me making my life hell won’t do you any good in the long run.”

“Of it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t even be here.”

“Sorry to break this news but you are not my mother you ain’t give me a damn thing but a headache for the last couple of days! I try my hardest to make myself feel like I belong in this world only gonna pushed down by you!”

“Yeah because you don’t belong here you should be with your doped up mom. It’s only matter of time before you fall right where she left off.”

Her lip quivered before she bit it nodding. “Really nice to finally know how you really feel about your sister.”

“Your nothing sister.”

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Do I Follow Them?: Hella-to-the-yea I do. And by them I mean you, because you sent your own url in XD But I mean I’m more than welcome to rate any url you send me too so bring them on in :P

Why Did I Follow Them?: Well I mean, You followed me first, so like… that’s how I found you. But I followed you because I love grunt OCs. and I love Team skull. But I mean I also followed because of the vibe I got from the blog. Its just really nice.

Do We RolePlay?: YeYe we do boiiii. I’m actually kinda liking that we have some thread going. Kinda excited for future interactions too tbh. 

Do I Want To Role Play With Them:I mean look above for this answer. But I mean, I could tell you of possible future interaction if you want. I’m down to plot something. I mean I’m trying to gt better with plotting so yeye boiii XD hmu if you wanna ever do something unique.

An AU Idea For Our Muses:Hmmm.. Give me some time to think about this. Because I am totally always up for AUs. There is the high school AU that’s going on right now that’s more of a group verse. OH I got one. It’ll probably be more modern anyway. Like, honestly, IDK if I should bring this up, but Red doesn’t really CARE for grunts all that much. But lemme rephrase it. with the example of Team Rocket: he doesn’t really care that the grunts are doing illegal things. what he DOES care about is if pokemon are being harmed. So in relation to your grunt and his background, honestly Red would MIND having him around. Just so long as he isn’t being an ass about his muteness. But back to the AU. So anyway, your muse clearly comes from a troubled past and family (more or less). Well I mean just look at the tropes you see in movies. There is always that troubled “jock” hanging out with the rich kid – from the football team– and they’re pretty close and troubled kid can only look at scholarships in football because that’s his ticket out of his hell. Not saying that we would take the football and high school thing. But mayBE WE CAN DO A COFFEESHOP AUUU???? No like really, look at it. Your muse is the barista, the typical tattoo bearing somewhat hipster barista (okay he doesn’t need to be a hipster, but still, he’s that scrawny dude behind the counter – I genuinely hope you know what kind of guy I’m referring XD ) Red is clearly a daily customer who usually orders the same thing but takes forever looking at the menu – though he still tips well for taking your muse’s time. Its the same tip every single day, and ITS A LOT considering he only gets one cheap item. But anyway, he comes at the same time day after day, and he usually stays for a while. Oh but get this, he only comes in when your muse is on the clock. I mean, course your muse would have days off, but he’d still come in at the time that your muse would have been working. anyway, we can start it where your muse is just no used to Red’s routine of ordering, but this time, when he has his 15 minute break, he goes and sits over at the same table as him. BAM, a platonic relationship can be formed. XDOr maybe you muse just decided to go into the coffee shop on his day off to maybe collect a check he had forgotten, and he notices my muse in the same little ol’ corner like usual so he goes and sits down and talks to him. 

A Song For Our Muses:Heathens - Twenty One PilotsI only say this because lets be real, Red kinda just gets attracted to misfits in a platonic way. Not that he purposely looks for them, but he just understands them more. And lets be real here, A Suicide Squad Au would also seem interesting B) [ though I do understand that Red isn’t necessarily a ‘bad’ guy, but like… comon, why would i pass THAT up? XD ]

Do I Ship Our Muses?:Um.. Romantically, probably not. But platonically, yea, I really do actually. like I really do see our muses kinda getting close. this is due to the fact that Red doesn’t really give a flying fuck about what you are. just so long as you don’t harm pokemon, and aren’t stupid, you’re fine in his book.

What I Think About The Mun:ahhhhh???? I still don’t know you well enough unfortunately I’m sorry T-T But you seem like a fun person. Actually really sweet too tbh. I like it cause  I don’t really get nervous around you and I get nervous around A LOT OF people. So I mean, thanks for being bootiful. Also we should talk more often. I have two servers that I run, one for my smite friends and the other for my tumblr friends. But I can also give you my discord too if you want :3 Anyway stay bootiful.

Overall Opinion:I honestly would recommend anybody to just follow your blog. Not even to interact ic but just in general. you’re a great person, you have a lovely muse. and overall you’re just great. Wish we spoke more. also, plz dont be afraid to send in asks, send me ALL the asks. plehs. I’d love that… im lonely. And you seem like a good person to flop around with and ramble about random shenanigans and whatnot XD

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Saw that post earlier about khreconnect. I feel she does have a point, about ignoring the drama. By responding, you're giving them what they want. Don't respond, and they will eventually move on and leave you alone. Drama begets drama. You just seem really, really, REALLY stressed out. :/

OK first off your a little fucking shit too, again don’t think Kat didn’t tell me how you ASSHOLES treated her poorly, Thou after seeing the screenshots I came to the conclusion she was AWUFULLY reserved and FORGIVING to spite the asinine bullshit move jerkoff like you pulled. you don’t deserve the time of day but because some of you are kids that need to learn your FUCKED UP SHITTY WHINEING gets you no where in the real world I am not going easy any time soon.

FACTY BITCH that's  on the same level as saying BOYS will be BOYS when a teenager quarterback sexually harasses the nerd girl into showing her tits and getting laid just to be left alone. The truth is they haven’t left anyone alone and I was minding my own business when them fucked up asshole FIRENDS of yours added me. remember I have 0 incentive to keep quiet about how abusive and BULLSHIT they really are.

your “friend's” idea of a peace treaty is they still get to badmouth the victim however they like but the victim can’t fight back against the verbal slander and bullying (which is HELLA abusive) or even object to lies being spread about them. FUCK THAT and FUCK THEM because that is straight up WANK. They haven’t moved on in the past and they will not because the staff isn’t pulling out the BAN HAMMER like they know they should and SMACKING THAT ASSHOLE BICTH RIGHT IN HER MOTHER FUCKING DICK.

IM not stressed I just know better than to believe some little shitty whiney spoiled brat is innocent when all the evidence says they are a fucking MONSTER, including screenshots they themselves have which actually PROVE via timestamps that they are the ones causing the problems. so WHY NOT TELL THEM TO DROP IT INSTEAD EH?

you do not want to because you know what I know they are going to say no or they are going to continue regardless BEACUSE THAT IS WHAT CYBERBULLYS DO. so long as people are letting them win THEY WILL CONTINUE I got a news flash for them SUCK ASS BITCHES…

I LOVE RUINIGN YOUR DAYS BECUASE WHORES LIEK YOU NEVER STOP BEING FUCKING BASTARDS. you always get what you want without question well that’s not the way it is with me. I AM TELLING YOU DANK ASS WHORES NO! and that is not going to change you mother fucking LOSERS need to get a life and learn your shitty actions have A PRICE!

IM just collecting, and again STOP pretending like you know what’s good for me because BICTH you are not my therapist and I AM NOT GOIGN TO BE ABUSED BY SOME SHITTY PRICK THAT IS TOO AFRAID TO OWN UP TO THEIR CRAP.

and yes I just called spel//weaver a fucked up drama whore chicken, CLUCK CLUCK. because she too fucking afraid to own up to her mistakes and admit she was wrong! are you going to be the same way should I call you skylie, or would “not so innocent little fucked up mean pretender” work just as well? because I was talking to kat this morning about the next D&D campaign and she is SEEING THIS ASK right now. and she’s too afraid to contact Keith mun about the little fucked up piece of garbage you sent one of the other friends on tumblr. at least you had the balls to put your name to it.

Added: Nice Trojan by the way shame it got quarantined when it first went online on my system. Having good VP is a concern for streamers that was a very stupid move on whoever sent that and YES I get a notice of WHERE it comes form. its not illegal to log the source of information placed on your system.