#(wtf somft???)

[sinnamonpork]

resting bitch face? more like resting pretty face

[mehoymalloy]

Hello and Welcome!

Name's Malloy! Find me on AO3, where one might say I like to write fanfic about villainous older women. Here's my Linktree for what few socials I have; I'm trying to use Bluesky more in particular. Below is an overview of most everything I've written, with links and content ratings.

Critical Role

Imogen Temult/Otohan Thull — welcome aboard my rowboat!

○ The Main Fic — Let Me Lay Waste to Thee (M) and its spin-off (mostly Smut) series — Won’t You Lay Hands on Me (G–E) ○ Canon-adjacent one-shots — A Dance With Danger (M) and These Marks (They're Marvelous) (T) ○ The Poly Hells Cyberpunk AU, cowritten with my bestie @inomakani — Night City, Neon Hearts (E) ○ A shared series with @lavendertheys exploring Imotohan's somft side — you'll never know unless we go (G–T) And for those not yet brave enough to delve into the ship tag but wondering 'wtf do folks see in these two?' — shiver as you cry (mercy) (T) and Don't Think, Don't Blink (M); some good old fashioned, tension-filled Imogen & Otohan (sans blatant shipping)

Liliana Temult/Otohan Thull — the Moon Moms AU (G–E), a series of family-centric one-shots (and like, one smut fic) in which Liliana and Otohan share a somewhat tempestuous history and raise Imogen together.

Imogen Temult/Dancer (E)

Imogen/Fearne/Laudna (T)

Fearne Calloway/Poska (T)

Stray Gods

Grace/Athena (T and E)

Grace/Persephone (T and E)

Through Eyes of Grace (T) — multiship ficlets

The Horizon Series

Aloy/Tilda van der Meer (T–E) — notably, Prometheus Bound (M)

Silga & Untalla (M)

Regalla/Nasadi (T)

Here on Tumblr, I like to post sneak peeks of what I'm working on (published works are tagged #mehoymalloy, while snippets and the like are tagged #wip stuff), as well as updates and general Vibes concerning larger projects, like #night city neon hearts, #judicator au, and #killercop au!

Lastly, feel free to drop me an ask anytime! Yell at me about Otohan Thull, shoot me a random question about my fics, toss me a writing prompt (tho no promises <3) or song recs for my character/ship playlists; I appreciate it all!

Thanks for stopping by!

[inseparableduo]

@ofstarsxsins replied to your post “sorry I put cap on positivity memes. It's just...”:

wtf who sends hate after wanting positivity? srsly? they didnt deserve that at that point anyways *sends u somft hugs*

​Yeah that person was just all around toxic tbh. Haven't seen them since I moved blogs and thank god. *hug you back*

[official-megumin]

yo am on lap rn and your thighs are very somft wtf... sleepcosy *gentle purring and droopy eyes*

you have been sleeping on my thighs for a long time now, can I move? I really need water and food ;-;

[the-fab-fox]

@mellosdrawings

I've gotten into the habit of any time I see Azul or Jamil and especially both on my dash, I tag you. XD I don't forsee that ending any time soon lol.

@crystallizsch

You draw him so somft. I just wanna squish his cheeks OMG! Especially love the blep and wtf faces but love all of it. Cheers!

it's going to be 3am what do you want with me mr jamil viper sir

[selenealwayscries]

My phone's camera went nuts so have pixels of flower husbands holding hands

[sensesdialed-aa]

hugs the spider

    PRACTICALLY MELTING RIGHT INTO IT, Peter returns her embrace, resting his head against her shoulder as he allows his breathing to steady, for everything to calm. "This is, um— this is nice. Thanks! Thank you."

[thoriffix]

rat! funkiest cat around ! :D love em

OHHH MY BELOVED LITTLE MEOW MEOW

[retr0scum]

it goes on the main blog fuck it we ball!!!!

AAARGH I LOVE THIS SO MUCHH WTF :SOBBING: You drew Peppy so cute!? those chonky somft beans- she's so perfect 🙏🙏🙏;;;;;; I love your art sm did you know that.. you should 💥💥

@stvpidbtch I really could not contain the urge and ended up doodling things for your fake peppino creacher.... I just find it so shaped and kind!!!!

Forgive me if I messed up any colors or details... and forgive me for the @ as well...!! Hopefully it isn't too much of a bother <:3!!

[nebulastarss]

Another dr2 AU, I actually came up with this months ago, and I wrote it down in a doc, but I never posted it on here as I came up with it long before I made the Switch AU post. For those who don't know, the Switch AU was the first Danganronpa AU that I posted.

(Also I'm copying the first two paragraphs straight from my docs and I can't really add any detail cuz of how simplified I made it)

In the Neo World Program, there are, for some reason, 17 avatars despite only having 16 people hooked up to it. There's an extra person with long black hair and red eyes named Izuru Kamukura who has no memories at all. He really likes pastels and soft things, usually wearing a skirt and hair pin. Because he wasn't dehumanized and neglected, he's happy and polite, getting along with everyone, enjoying their company even if it's predictable. His favorite is Hajime, even when he finds out Hajime is talentless.

Whenever a murder accurs, he's like a different person, extremely serious and perceptive. Izuru ends up surviving and yells that he would never kill anyone, until a monitor comes down and shows the Killing School Massacre. He ends up in tears, gripping onto Hajime's arm.

They get hung up on the whole "Hajime and Izuru are the same person" thing, but it's ok. Hajime won't abandon him. They work together to get everyone out of Despair, Izuru having a Hope Form thing too. (I keep imagining his Hope form as a magical girl. Do with that what you will.) When they get out, they're... not very ok. Sharing a body is weird for them, as both of their consciousnesses are their, so if you looked inside their head it would be a box with both of them inside. They're not enjoying it in the slightest because of how different they are.

Hajime, for some reason, got all of Izuru's old memories, possibly because soft Izuru wasn't supposed to exist. That means that their is two Izuru's in there, but one just sits in the corner and watches while the other is really trying to help. Eventually, they put Hajime back into a vr, to see if they can give Izuru his own body. Despair Izuru is fine staying in Hajime's head, and the Izurus don't really get along so it's ideal.

It works, and suddenly they have another boy with every talent running around and willing to help. Except one is running around in pastels and skirts while the other is in a suit. Once Izuru is out of Hajime's head, they get along fine again, but trying to control the same body together just wasn't fun.

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting that ending. I never came up with an ending, all I had written down was the first two paragraphs. I was just... thinking as I write and soon that same out.

[lanshappycorner]

Accidentally falling asleep on the other person's shoulder for SakuMasu?

These two make me go,,,👁👄👁💖💖

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Normally, it was Masumi who would fall asleep on Sakuya. Of course, Sakuya never said anything about it, merely patting him softly awake when he needed to.

However, after pulling an all nighter for an exam, Sakuya found himself dozing off upon Masumi's shoulder that afternoon.

"....Sakuya." Masumi mumbled, "Sakuya."

No dice.

Well, there goes Sakuya's sleep schedule, Masumi thought, he'll be up all night again.

He really wanted to bring himself to think that Sakuya was a pest, annoying. If there was one person he'd let sleep on his shoulder that would be the director (or Hisoka, he added, they had a certain kinship in napping). But he couldn't.

Sakuya worked hard, that was no lie. Masumi was only a year younger, but he felt as though all of his seniors were already at their limit pushing through their exams. Even Banri, who seemed to do everything effortlessly seemed agitated. Anyways, the point being, the least he could do for Sakuya was let him sleep.

He glanced over awkwardly, his eyes trained on the subtle flutter of Sakuya's lashes, and the way his lips were open just a tad.

Was Sakuya always this cute?

No, did he just call Sakuya cute? Something was wrong with him today, for sure. But then again, Sakuya did have a very....for a lack of better terms, cute personality, like sunshine. Even Masumi had to admit he was weak to Sakuya's charm, and if Sakuya had genuinely asked him to do something, he would quite reluctantly do it.

They had never been this close in proximity. Or rather, Masumi had never been awake to find himself this close to Sakuya in proximity. It was rare, for Sakuya to get this close to him, so close that he could....

....Masumi would rather not finish that sentence.

"It's all your fault that I'm like this." Masumi scowled, lightly pinching the boy's cheek.

Sakuya stirred, mumbling in his sleep, "Mas'mi-k...un.....?"

...

As he thought, Sakuya was too cute.

"Go to sleep." Masumi huffed, wrapping his arm around Sakuya as to bring him closer.

"I'll wake you later."

[nadineselfships-archived]

Nadine, playing with Arthur's hair: we should get a dog

Arthur, half asleep in their lap: we have a sea dog

Nadine, cupping Arthur's face: the seals are cute but I can't cuddle them on the couch

Arthur, kissing their palm: yeah, that's what I'm here for

[florenceisfalling]

AAAAAAAAA

happy holidays from sir glitch bitch. also new art style!

this anti belongs to @florenceisfalling ( @from-mister-madness )

[accio-victuuri]

not even 3 hrs after waking up. dettol ads. somft gege. checked out dettol goods. screamed about bobo’s gq. wtf boxiao fandom 💀💕

[sensesdialed-aa]

@retroreflective​ asked: "Happy birthday, dude!" A grin and an arm slung over his shoulder, pulling him in close to his side so he can press a ( slightly obnoxious ) kiss to his cheek as he passes him a gift bag. Inside is, per usual, a bag of homemade cookies from one Maddy Keener, and a detailed metal tube — actually, it looks like the hilt of a light saber. Which is exactly what it is. Made by Harley, of course. "Wasn't sure what color you wanted it to be, so I figured I'd wait to finish it 'till I asked." // peter birthday !!

    A BRIGHT GRIN OF PETER’S OWN appears quick on his face the moment Harley pulls him closer, only growing ( along with a burst of soft laughter ) with the kiss to his cheek— unbelievably glad he could manage to see Harley today, he’s even more excited to spend the rest of the day celebrating with him. For now, though, he takes the bag in hand, glancing towards Harley first. “Thanks! I’m, uh— glad you could make it here, y’know?” 

    With that, he turns his focus towards the gift’s contents, pulling out the cookies first with an excited smile. “Oh yeah, tell Maddy I said thank you, too, these look really great!” They smell good, too, but Peter puts them aside for now, reaching in again to pull out a familiar metal hilt...

  He realizes almost immediately, lighting up as he holds it closer, somehow beaming even more. “WOAH, seriously?! This looks so cool— it’s insane already! Way better than any of the cheap toys, and I don’t mind waiting for that, this is already awesome!” Unable to contain his excitement, he can’t help reaching out to grab Harley’s free hand with his own. “Thank you! Again, um— I really like it!” 

[a-lullabye]

Stardew valley character analysis

Elliot- fucking cardboard perfect boy i fucking hate him he can suck my dick what are you a prince from a bad ya novel?

Clint- somft blacksmith boy,,,,, love him he so cuddly round soft spoken sweetheart I really appreciate all his help pleading_face

Harvey- could be a cute loveable dork, I think he likes helping people which is nice- theoratically he's hot but ew mustache

Lewis- kinda shitty mayor?? Like he tries and he's nice enough but just doesn't meet the mark sadly

Linus- I have such a soft spot for him I just wanna be able to buy a house and let him stay in it. I love how he longs to travel I just wanna adopt him and feed him

Abagail- cute gamer girl,,,,,, she's so cute,,,,,, so sweet and pretty,,,,,, she ate the flower I gave her which is like wtf but damn she's adorable

Haley- very meh seems like an airhead which might be rude but she's rude to me so whatever

Alex- sexist

Shane- has a fucking attitude problem like I know he softens when you get to know him but wtf dude I just wanna chill and have a beer

Pam- has a drinking problem

Marnie- sweet mother hen i really like her, she tries so hard with her kids and animals and is sweet to Shane and i like that

Emily- I don't care that her and Clint have a thing she is a butch lesbian, a bit silly but sweet always a friendly face to talk to

Sammy(?)- emo goku, he seems really happy and it's cute I kinda just wanna ruffle his hair and watch anime on the couch with him

Sebastian- flushed hehe cute emo boy he's a bit more angsty but like I really wanna be friends with him I think he has mommy issues and I vibe

Robin- I like her and she's cool and all but hhhhhhhh she's a bit grouchy it seems? I waited all day to give her hardwood for a quest and she wouldn't let me?? Why is she like this

Demetris- cute nerd boy!! Why can't I date you you're so much more appealing than Harvey why do you have to be married God please I like you

Maru- she seems a bit shy and I wish she could open up to me but she didn't like my gift when I gave it to her. Would make for a good farmer lesbian

Caroline- who?

George- grumpy old man, does well at what he his I have no quoerems

Evelyn- qlso grumpy old lady but a bit more lively also serves well as what she is

Wizard- hehe wizard gives you acid and you trip balls this man's what the fuck is wrong with him he's so fake angsty it's incredible

Pierre- really nice loser salesman, I like him but he's a bit useless during winter :< I think he runs a cult

Vincent and Jas- a child

Penny- tries way to hard to be the smart quirky girl and I dislike that, she's so average and it's painful. Dislike

Gus- furthers Pam and Shane's drug addictions

Leah- she's pretty cool ig, not much to her

Jodi- aren't her and Leah the same person??

Willy- just an old man who loves fishing and I love him, we're friends