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dapper-lil-arts · 8 months ago

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💪The Dash grindset 💪Never faulter💪Stay real💪

#pony posting #rainbow dash #mlp gen 4 #mlp #im on a perfect position for fail RD memes #because i don't like her very much in canon lol #my little pony #friendship is magic #meme #fuckin swagless

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starry-bi-sky · 14 days ago

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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

#svsss #luo binghe #svsss au #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #disciple shen yuan #lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops #im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either #had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him #when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi #hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th #sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his #back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's #face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is #INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and #the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of #his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so #unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face #and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc #he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]

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papanowo · 2 months ago

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get a grip loverboy !!!

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ferretteeth · 1 month ago

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favorite Cersei Lannister moments in the books

every time she's compared to a cat. I love that she hissed in her first POV chapter

her hearing that she will be killed by her brother/a brother and not once in all of 30 years thinking it might be the other one of her two brothers

the literally one scene in the whole book where her and Tyrion are happy with each other because theyre both laughing at how stupid Renly is (and then he poisons her with laxatives)

when she keeps fucking and seducing the Kettleblacks, gets one of them to kill the pope, and at no point seems to think her Kettleblack based infrastructure might have flaws

when she's like "ugh Robert only kept Jalabhar Xho around because he probably was thinking about Summer Island women… with their big dark nipples… wearing nothing but feathers…"

when she's running through the sept trying to evade capture and it genuinely reads like a Tom & Jerry scene

when she makes Aurane Waters her admiral because he reminds her of Rhaegar and then he embezzles all her shit and runs off

WHEN TAENA JOKES ABOUT MARGAERY AND LORAS HAVING INCESTUOUS SEX AND CERSEI IS LIKE "OK WRAP IT UP"

I really do think Cersei is smart and cunning and able to use many things to her advantage. I also think that she immediately got drunk on power and made less than ideal choices during AFFC

#take none of this as critique. i love her so much #and when i love characters i love when they fail #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #cersei lannister #i would very often be like. ok time to sleep #and then I’d see the next chapter was a Cersei chapter #and have to keep reading

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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I want it back / I drag its dead weight forward.

#Better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #digital art #This was a style experimentation doodle that took on a life of its own.#In a way it is a great example of 'beautiful failure'. The original goal was to try a pure black and white contrast piece.#Which I very much failed at doing. Not quite ready for that! However what this turned into is something I like a lot!#Different but in a way that really pushed me as an artist. A little less simple; a little more proportional.#I was also recently thinking about LWJ's grieving that we only catch glimpses of.#LWJ grieved his first love for 13 years. His love that was never reciprocated.#He chose to dedicate his heart to that mourning and most painfully of all - he did so knowing there was no end to that grief.#Wei Wuxian comes back to life in MDZS but that is an exception. Not the expectation.#He was dead. Not missing. Not 'maybe in hiding'. He was dead and his spirit unreachable.#Jiang Cheng went forwards with denial but LWJ takes that grief on. He copes by continuing to carry the weight with him.#Let me be clear. Neither are healthy approaches. It is a way to cope but it does not mean that is healing or healthy.#Grief is loved transformed but it is also about endurance and letting go. Grief can change you. You can also change your grief.#It isn't a good or evil thing to experience. It is just an experience.

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tereladea · 1 year ago

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i have not stopped thinking about them

#steph lauter #pete spankoffski #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #team starkid #raghhh lautski worms in my brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#lazy ass doodle idc!!!! i'm having thoughts about steph and her cringe fail boyfriend that she loves very much #she's the type of girl to wear hairtie bracelets i just KNOW it #he probably has the world's worst posture!!! i know it!!!!#ok . no more tags

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cringefail-clown · 7 months ago

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the difference between karkat and kankri when it comes to their shared aspect of blood is that karkat, as a knight, will protect and cultivate the bonds between his friends and will form connections with others easily due to his empathetic nature, even if said others are fucked up people in the eyes of others (see: his whole deal with spades slick, the way he formed moriallegience with rampaging gamzee), people naturally come into his orbit, meanwhile kankri being a seer doesnt want to create a connection between himself and others, but he wants to understand and study how those bonds work between people, basically looking outside in on the relationships and forming a list of do's and dont's when it comes to cultivating that connection

in other words, karkats that one motherfucker at the party whos somehow friends with everyone here, no matter their background, and everyone fucking loves that foul-mouthed guy, meanwhile kankri is standing in the corner like a creep and nobody knows exactly what his deal is but he knows what everyones deal is and somehow has knowledge of all of partygoers dirty laundry, even if theyve never seen him in their fucking life

#homestuck #kankri vantas #karkat vantas #karkats agressive appreciation of his friends vs kankris stalker-ish tendency to dig into everyones business #this doesnt touch upon the fact that kankris metatextually IS a failed seer but thats a post for another day #i love the dichotomy between these two and how much differently they use their aspect when it comes to group bonding #fascinating stuff #do you think kankris jealous about how easily karkat can make friends when his own act only manages to push people away #i think he is very much yes

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ekingstonart · 1 year ago

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Lena Luthor has been looking for a properly celebratory way to break in her new desk. That little accident with the Harun El couldn’t have been better timed…

After ‘Flirting in the Kitchen’ by Arthur Sarnoff

#i think kara has a few #& kara does too #my goal was to do this entirely in Sarnoff’s style #much ambitious. very fail #vintage remix #supercorptober2023 #day 12: desk #supercorp fanart #lena luthor #supergirl #katie mcgrath #kara danvers #art by ekingston

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ultrainfinitepit · 2 years ago

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Moon Cycle 2 - a redraw of this piece.

#town of puddle #ocs #a few people were wondering about the meaning so I'll try to explain it #it's a bit about failing to be the daughter or child who fits in or lives up to expectations #it's also about mommy issues and passing those down in a cycle #hence moon cycle!#each of the little angels represents a mother and child #I was inspired by that one scene in Turning Red #the central figure is inspired by the pregnant woman in Klimt's Hope II #she's the symbolic Mother Moon #a fusion of all the mothers in the Moon family #she loves her baby very much but her eyes are closed to the cycle she is a part of #it's kind of a sad piece but it's also very much about motherly love

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frenchonionsoop · 1 year ago

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some hoshikawa BEAST studies!!

#i tried lining that first one but it very much failed after i used a pen with a line weight too thick #my sketchbook will forever be cursed with it but the sketch will live on in photo form #might be getting a fancy super thin tip mechanical pencil for my birthday so hoping that makes things easier for detailing 👀#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd beast #beast dazai #beast atsushi #beast akutagawa #beast odasaku #beast fanart #bsd fanart #traditional sketch #art study #my art

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laarems · 1 year ago

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Angel accidentally romanticizes smoking

#chainsaw man #akiangel #aki hayakawa #angel devil #i’ve seen so much akiangel art featuring aki smoking and it looks cool but my man quits just when they get partnered #although the implication that he just fails is very funny #laarems art

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growling · 3 months ago

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the way this website treats disabled people is actually horrendous

#yes even the ''progressive'' types always love to imply that literal symptoms of disability #means someone is lazy or that its a moral failing or that they should simply just stop #and the sheer NUMBER of autistic people shitting on other autistic people with higher support needs than them #or who ''act'' more autistic or just have more unpalatable inconvenient or annoying symptoms than them #that cannot be treated like just a quirky trait that makes them more interesting or cute or whatever #i think i wrote like. 2 posts on that where its more coherent than here idk #''this is the autism website'' no. i don't think i feel very welcome here.#mine #yomipost #ableism #actually autistic #i guess other people can add on if they want cause im not gonna be able to articulate much else than that

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ryuucha · 1 year ago

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General Gotta Catch Them All

#orcateart #honkai star rail #jing yuan #luocha #hsr blade #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #the general and his very successful life HAHAHA #I think this is one of the first drawings of hsr where I don’t think much #just wanting jingyuan to be happy #and before the self doubt strikes harder than usual #I’m still amazed I made these silly thing like someone possessed #I failed in getting blade though o)-(

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krysmcscience · 20 days ago

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BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha

@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)

@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<

@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for

And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)

This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)

Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao

#fanart #gravity falls #bill cipher #human bill cipher #human bill design #billford #bill is just so Gender #regardless of whether or not he's a triangle. just. such Gender. wow #honestly tempted to draw the OG twink!bill and the mangopablo save-the-town!bill just for funzies #i may also attempt to draw alex hirsch's “canon” human!bill but uhhhh who knows LOL #i kinda feel like he made the design extra ugly just to poke fun at the fandom #so the “canon” aspect of it is kinda up in the air for me personally LMAO #not sure if i drew goldilocks!bill thicc enough tbh #just. look. it's hard to draw a person who is as close to triangular as a human can possibly get. ok??? ok #I TRIED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT OnO #in other news why did these turn out so much better than the drawings of my own design??? wtf that's so rude #get it together ME this is fukken embarrassing #btw if i draw something for you and you respond to thank me only to have me say nothing back it's because i am very awkward and anxious lol #there is also the adhd which makes me forget that i failed to respond like a normal person would have ahahahaha o-o #but mostly it's the horrors of being perceived for more than the two seconds it takes to yeet an art at a person O-O #why am i like this? good question! maybe i'll have an answer someday when i can actually afford therapy XD #I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO

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art-is-kayos · 2 months ago

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Wailing Coffin Hong Lu and Gregor

#hehehehHEHEHEHEH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH #I was listening to nightcore and everything this was so fun [even the renderhell]. I was so excited I even posted WIPs! TWICE!!#I shall now attempt to justify these. these VERY fun to draw designs.#this abno to me represents the contradiction of facing the things that had happened long in the past - for them it'd be their childhoods #the contradiction stems from how leaving it along may cause it to grow and fester - dragging one into it if they try and ignore it to get o #with their lives[leave it be check fail] whilst confronting it directly may cause it to overflow in a way one cannot deal with [ open coffi #check fail]. these two straddle the line for this. not directly confronting and unpacking their issues #whilst at the same time not entirely ignoring them or trying to bury them #given how for both its rather physical - unignorable. it is something to be lived with even if they simply just want to cry out #and thus the wails increase more and more. even eclipsing in turn the original start of the incident [open check win has the only thing in #the coffin be a small beetle] and all the same leaving it be protects them from opening up those wounds and having to face it all again #'it also seems as if they’re thankful for being left as they are'#...but the honest answer as to why these two is the 'red-jeweled beetle' line. jewel for HL and beetle for Greg.#I also wanted him to have a cool arm.#you can disagree w my abno interpretation btw idm #mallet it bc you uh. hammed things shut w it #things like nails into coffins #but that's all I have to say so normal tag time:#fanart #limbus company #gregor lcb #hong lu lcb #🔮🐞#fan E.G.Os

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velvet-games · 3 months ago

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saw a tweet that said alastor's canon hairstyle is closer to women's haircuts in the 1920s than men's

sketch:

#you have no idea how many times I've tried to draw alastor's canon haircut in my style #and I cannot for the life of me make it work lmao #this was kind of another (very much failed) attempt but I think I'll always like the fluffy one better #transfemme alastor #hazbin hotel #art #my art #doodles #hazbin hotel alastor #fem!alastor #trans alastor #hazbin hotel redesign

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