#(unintentional)

[avianii]

Don't work with your parents- they have blackmail material in their wallets

this but with Top Gun (1986)

[5queerducksinatrenchcoat]

They match c:

[inklessletter]

[iliketoydinosaurs]

Deans for your dash

[lifenconcepts]

GIVE ME A COMPASS GIVE ME A COMPASS PLEASE SOMEBODY JUST GIVE ME A DAMN COMPASS I BEG OF YOU I WANT A COMPASS JUST ANY COMPASS I NEED A FUCKING COMPASS PLEASE GIVE ME A COMPASS THATS ALL I ASK IS JUST A COMPASS PLEASE I WANT ONE I DONT MIND IF ITS CURSED JUST GIVE ME A COMPASS PLEAAASSSSEEEEEEE

[ajelementus]

The Batcave is silent for a moment, even the humm of the generators dying. 

Bruce can hear the faint patter of water dripping somewhere deeper in the caverns, the stuttering breaths of his sons echoing off of the cave walls.

The emergency lights flick on, a low, red color that reflects harshly against Tim’s wide, wide eyes as he spins away from the desk and swallows.

“It’s done,” he says in a small voice.

[hr-twink]

Spider + textposts part 1

[harleybeaumont]

Sneak Peek 👀👀👀

It's been a while since I posted but I thought I'd share some of what I have in the works!

Unintentional - Chapter 15

(It's been a long time so I hope you guys haven't forgotten about this one!)

Liam snuggled as close as he could to Max, while his hands were still cuffed to the bedpost. Last night felt like an amazing dream. Everything had turned out perfectly. Dinner, the boat ride, the blue lights he attached to the boat, the proposal.. And especially the amazing, intimate night the two of them had shared together afterwards. Life was good, great even.

Liam’s cell phone buzzed insistently on the bedside table, but without Max uncuffing him, he obviously couldn’t get it. Eh, let it go to voicemail. Liam sighed and rested his head against Maxwell’s, but before he could go back to sleep, his phone buzzed again. Then Maxwell’s started ringing.

“Hey.. babe, your phone.” Liam whispered, causing Max to wake up and look around in confusion as both of their phones continued ringing.

Max fumbled with his cell phone, placing it to his ear as he lay back next to Liam. “Yello?” He mumbled and rubbed his tired eyes. “What?!” Max shot up, gripping the phone tighter, looking back at Liam.

“What? What is it? Who is it?” Liam searched Maxwell’s stricken face. Clearly something horrible had happened. “Max! Is everyone ok?”

Maxwell blinked back tears, “Hang on a sec, Ri.” 

It was Riley… That means something awful must have happened to Drake! “Oh god, is Drake ok?!”

Max dropped the phone and quickly unlocked Liam’s cuffs. “Yes. Everyone is ok, babe.”

He grabbed the phone off of the bed and put it on speaker. “Hey Ri, Liam’s here with me. Can you, uh.. Repeat what you told me?”

Riley sighed deeply. “God.. I’m so sorry about this, guys. It looks like the world found out about your engagement already. The media is going insane.”

Mardi Gras Mayhem

(a collaborative fic I've been working on with a few other writers! I'm writing for Maxwell, Tariq, and Neville! Here's a bit of Max and Tariq's!)

Maxwell

“Tonight you are an honorary member of my bachelorette party and we are gonna make sure you have a good time.”

“Whoohoo!” Maxwell yelled as he jumped in the air with a huge grin. “I’m Max, by the way.”

The bride-to-be pointed to all the women in the group in turn. “Ginger, Allison, Mandy, and Hope. And I’m Jess.”

Max could barely contain his excitement. “How did Mandy get that adorable plushie!? I need one! Need!!!”

Mandy laughed, “Watch and learn! Ready ladies?”

Another float began making its way past and the ladies jumped up and down, screaming along with the crowd. Suddenly, the group raised their tight t-shirts again, exposing their breasts and shimming around. Maxwell watched in awe as the men on the float reached into their bag and threw cups, plushies, beads, and bejeweled flip flops right in their direction. Holy shit! The secret is.. titties!!

Tariq

“Ladies! Get out here!” Coco called out and several half dressed women emerged into the room.

“Oh dear! I’m so sorry!” Tariq covered his eyes and spun around, mortified. He had witnessed more nudity on this trip than he had ever seen in his life!

“What do we have here?” A deep voice asked curiously and Tariq lowered his hands. When he looked at the person in front of him he saw a six foot tall woman with broad shoulders, makeup, a wig cap, and a gold dress. To the left of them, a man was changing out of a button up shirt and into a rainbow halter top.

For the first time since he arrived, Tariq noticed how tall the waitresses on either side of him were. The more he looked around, the more he realized how tall everyone in the dressing room was. 

“Oh dear,” Rosy chuckled. “I think he just now figured it out!”

Tariq looked around, feeling embarrassed by his naivety. “This is a.. a..”

“A drag show, honey!” Coco laughed.

The Shower Slip Up

(I have been teasing this one for a while and I honestly have no idea why I haven't posted it yet! Gonna try to post this next week! This is a one shot from my fic Love Me The Way I Am with Maxwell x MC (Harley). I'm just gonna leave you with this one sentence 🤣🤣🤣)

If anyone had told Harley that stuffy, prudish Bertrand Beaumont would one day be laying next to her nude, she would have thought they were insane.

I am also working on the final chapter of Maxwell's Jolly Holiday, but so far it's only in my head so I don't have anything to share! 😆 😅 don't worry I didn't forget about it!

[jtem]

[ilostyou]

you hating tequila and history. sad for me…..

history i can't help with but i will say historically i Can take shots of tequila i just have to be dramatic about it first <3

[aghostuponthemoor]

Hmm

I’m starting to get ideas for an Isoo x Ganghyun post-finale oneshot…just a final 1x16 episode insert scene to keep me going until season 2…Ideas are twirling

[the-other-nightmare-people]

This pattern above a light switch that looks like a Borzoi and a Platypus holding hands

And a little porcupine as the third wheel

[norsunluu]

Making a mushroom hat (no reason other than hubris) and my wife informs me it looks like a mushroom CLOUD.

[detectivedrewshouldgetaclue]

Tried a new cookie recipe, last night. Looking at them, this morning, in their jar, all I can think is:

“Want a cookie? They’re from Oaxaca!”

[bidamonalbarn]

will be bringing up a man real quick bc tortured man club -> tortured poets department

[dougielombax]

Look, I have nothing against crustaceans.

At all.

They’re marvellous creatures.

However.

One specimen sticks out from the rest.

Not for any good reason. But rather because they’re fucking terrifying!

The coconut crab.

Look at him! He looks like he’s on steroids!

Apparently they’re huge and have even been seen attacking birds!

Like some boss fight shit.

Absolutely bloody terrifying!

They can get pretty big as well.

Fucking nightmare fuel!