#(this is ugly ok 🫣)

[daouoffroads]

Doing what you like is really cool.

[haruchuiyo]

ok since it’s my bday imma list down stuff my blorbos would gift me 😼

[rosemaze-reveries]

i started playing p5 in honor of the idv collab rerunning

all i can say is !!! whaddafuck !!! how have i been missing out all these years

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

hey i love your work so much!! i was wondering if you could do something where hotch gets lingerie for the reader. and the reader is like mmm no maybe not.. but hotch is like please just try it on to see if you like it?

reader is like ok, so they put it on and they are stilly kinda hesitant but when hotch sees them he is like star struck and… ya know shows them how pretty they are!! and he just praises the reader, maybe they do it in front of a mirror 🫣🫣

i think it would be cute, but you don’t have to write it if you don’t want, sorry if this is all over the place it was just a stream of consciousness!!

༉‧₊˚. 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 || 𝐚𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐞𝐫

— pairing: aaron hotchner x plus size!reader

— summary: to aaron, buying you lingerie was an act of love, to you, it was something new.

— warnings: lingerie wearing (obviously), slight body insecurity, illusions to mirrors being used for future... unsavory acts, kissing, heavy petting, praise, heavy kissing.

— wc: 745

⋆ a/n: hello hun!! i'm so glad you like my work and sorry that this isn't as detailed as you probably would have liked. funny enough i couldn't find space to fit actual smut in there, but never fear! it is still as equally spicy and fun!

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“What the fuck is that?”

Aaron held up a piece of lingerie that looked more like pieces of string and lace were sewn together than any actual cloth.

“Lingerie, honey.” He said with a deep chuckle. “And you want me to wear… that?” You questioned in disbelief. “That would be ideal, yes.”

There was a wince on your face as you continued to stare at the dark red thing. “Yeah… no. Absolutely not.” You crossed your arms. “Sweetheart, you don't even know if you won't like it.”

“No, I know I don't like it. How about you just see me naked?”

“As tempting as that sounds, I would like it very much if you were to try it on.”

Your eyes flickered from his to the bundle of lace.

Now, it wouldn't be fair to say no, because Aaron has indulged in many of your fantasies over the years, and he barely asks for anything, as well as always focuses on your pleasure. If you said no he'd drop the conversation entirely, he was never one to pressure.

You could see it in the burning of his irises that he wanted to see you in the lingerie, and he would never steer you wrong and pick something ugly. Oh God, just thinking about him going into a place like Victoria's Secret made your cheeks heat up.

With one final glance you sighed, sticking out your hand. “Fine, but I'm doing this just because I love you and… because I want to.”

He walked up and handed you it, pulling you into his side to give you a kiss on your head. “Thank you.” You just hummed before disappearing into the bathroom.

Oh you looked like a fucking clown.

You knew this would be no good. This was not flattering at all, at least in your eyes. You cringed, tugging at the straps that dug into your arms uncomfortably. You had never felt so… unsure sexually before.

“Aaron, I look ridiculous.”

“I'm sure you look great.”

“Did this thing not come with a robe?” You couldn't help but ask, because the outfit felt like it was missing something.

“It did.”

“And where might it be?”

“With me.”

“You're such a bastard.” You mumbled to yourself.

You took a deep breath to ease your nerves.

“Alright, I'm coming out, but if you laugh at me, I'm going to kill you.”

“In what world would I laugh at you?” He was right, you were being nervous and irrational and — God, you've never done this before. Was it hot in here? Were you sweating?

Stepping out of the bathroom was one thing, but Aaron staring at you speechless was a whole other can of worms.

You shifted anxiously in your spot as he approached you, his large hand cupping your cheek. His calloused thumb rubbed the hot skin of it softly.

“You look breathtaking.” His voice was strained. The other hand that wasn't cradling your face landed on your naked hip. He squeezed the fat of it, a light shiver shooting up his back at the feeling of the fat spilling through his fingers.

Your body thrums with excitement, your last hesitation slowly melting off of you.

“You think so?” You ask shyly. “I know so.” Aaron confirms with that warm, comforting voice of his. He connects your lips together and a light, surprised gasp exits your mouth. Your hands shoot-out to hold his strong biceps.

His lips molded themselves firmly onto yours, tongue exploring your mouth with desperate fervor. It was like he was trying to consume you, and a new type of fire burned in his veins. It was a rabid kind of need that threatened every part of him that was a gentleman.

You pushed away from him to catch your breath, your chest rising and falling rapidly. Your eyes fall on the mirror hanging on the well next to where you guys are standing and you groan.

“Ugh, Aaron…” You whine in embarrassment, burying your head into his hard chest. “Don’t be ashamed of yourself, sweetheart. You’re gorgeous.” You groan in embarrassment. “Why do you have to say stuff like that?”

“Because I mean it. I love all of you.”

“You really know how to sweet talk a girl, don’t you, Hotchner?”

“As much as I like sweet talking you, I like having you in my bed more.” He locked your lips again, nosy hands massaging and gripping at the chub exposed by the two-piece.

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[anantaru]

What if we told Genshin Men that we want to break up with them, but as a prank?

itto, kaveh, gorou:

they would start crying in front of you the second you go "i brea-" like all violently sobbing with their eyes being bloodshot and snot coming out of their nose (yes, they’re indeed ugly crying)😟

scaramouche, dottore, pantalone, ayato:

they’d look into your eyes, not even blinking and will straight up say, "no, you‘re not."💀

kaeya, venti, heizou:

would go, "okay lol, see you tomorrow."😎

tighnari, baizhu, alhaitham:

who‘d immediately know it‘s a prank and just roll their eyes, "it‘d be mindless to leave someone like me."😫😫😫

xiao, cyno, pierro, zhongli:

will go silent and just 🧍 "what is the meaning of this"

thoma, childe, kazuha, diluc:

who‘d right away say, "tell me what i did wrong so i can work on it."🥲 and would do anything to fix this (when you tell them it‘s a prank they‘re going to find a way to get back at you🫣)

capitano, dainsleif:

who‘d go "ok." (rethinking their life choices and trying to find out what went wrong while completely losing their mind)

[someoneyoudontknow-12]

⚠️ lookism spoilers ⚠️

Ok i think we are safe now BUT I will not celebrate now. I did that once and never recovered (talking about gojo)

But if it really is the end of gun then i think it is rather fitting that johan defeats him

BRO I SWEAR TO GOD IF GETS UP LIKE A CREATURE AGAIN

I really thought they finally have us a non ugly pannel of johan crying but then they hit us qith

Something never changes, i still love you johan ❤️😘 (please don't die the next chapter 🥹)

That was so hot of him 🫣

[ohcaptains]

your tags on the reblog!!! but specifically the ones about her refusing to accept cash!!!

i can literally see her being the gang’s driver and forcing everyone else—but you—to cough up money for gas. she’s like, “nah, that’s ok. don’t even worry about it.” ofc you protest bc, for one, it’s impolite to not offer—especially when she’s been so kind picking you up after work, and dropping you off most days. call me whenever, she’d said. and you did, for the most part. though, you’d never go down without a fight. “please, ellie! it’s the least i can d-“

“if i need money, i’ll just ask these two dickheads. you just sit there and look pretty, alright?”

the other two just about pull a muscle from whipping their heads in her direction. “hey, how come she doesn’t have to pay?” jessie scoffs, folding his arms in faux annoyance. dina chimes in with a, “yeah, i can give good directions too!”

the auburn haired girl laughs at their looks of betrayal, and turns around to face them. “jessie your mug’s ugly and dina…well, i don’t know—but come on, cough it up!”

she throws her hand back, and gestures for them to put their cash on it. “where to next?” she shoots you a wink.

the way i am actually banging my head against the wall rn because holy shit !!! sit there and look pretty oh my fuck 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 n’ because she won’t take your money ur always suppperrr nice and polite and “thank you for driving us, ellie,” you’d sing and dina would roll her eyes like, “you’re such a kiss ass.” AND YOUD MAKE HER MIXTAPES !!!!!!! and accidentally leave your scarf or something in her car and one day she’s just wearing it 🫣 n’ when u pick her up on it, she just shrugs and says “it smells like you.”

[stevenssticks]

ok this is like a silly thought i’ve had for a while but like imagine being younger jason’s roommate & you’ve always had a flirty relationship with him

one night, one thing leads to another and there you are, bent over a kitchen counter for him 🫣

idk i just love jason he makes me dizzy

ALL HAIL THE ROOMMATE TROPE!!!!!!!🙇🙇🙇 i’m picturing his early met look for this bc<3 it’s my fav.

so w this one i’d imagine you n jason are like flirting all the time, and there’s some unspoken tension btwn you. the dam breaks the night after you bring a guy back to your room, jason coming home after the two of you had already arrived and he’s infuriated because he didn’t. hear. you. once. all he heard was the headboard smacking against the wall and the guys moans, which were too loud and too ugly and jason had to put earplugs in to fall into a fitful sleep. all he dreamed of was how much better he could treat you.

fast forward the guy leaves after jason shoots him the most deathly glares known to man the morning after; the two of you go on with your day as per usual until you’re home cooking dinner.

“you had fun last night?” jason never asks, but he’s feeling bold tonight.

“jase- i uh… yeah, it was fun..”

“really? i find that hard to believe.” your face is on fire at this point. looking down at your stir fry you made for the two of you and turning off the stove.

“i’m just quiet, okay? i never really make that much noise…” your head is down. unable to look jason in the eyes as he looks at you through his fluffy bangs that he definitely needs to trim. jason comes closer to you, so that you’re pressed up against each other, jason’s breath fanning out over your face, his hand reaching to tilt your chin up. you breathe each other in for one, two seconds, and then your lips are smashing into each other. hot and heavy. his hands are cupping your cheeks and your hands are gripping at his tshirt, hugging him as close to you as you can get him. he turns you around and guides you until your back hits the dining room table, kissing down your neck now as he all but rips your clothes off.

“‘usually quiet’ my ass. i’m gonna make you scream for me.” he throws his own shirt off, turning you around and pulling your panties down your thighs. you hear the sound of a zipper, and then you feel jason, hard and heavy rubbing up against your ass. he takes one of your thighs and lifts your leg up onto the table. getting you nice and open for him. you’re already soaked. he can see the stickiness of your slick making your cunt all wet for him. he takes his cock in his hand and slides it through your folds. you yelp when the head pushes up against your clit.

“bet that fucker didn’t even make you cum, did he? nah…” he rubs the tip of his dick against your hole once, twice, and then he’s pushing into you. he lets out a breathy groan, and it’s the hottest damn thing you’ve ever heard. you scream just like jason said you would as he slams into you. hips slapping against your ass.

he leans over you, crowding you into the table and nipping at your neck and shoulder. he pulls out as far as he can in this position and fucks into you so deep you swear you can feel him in your throat. he’s grinding into you, rubbing up against your g-spot constantly and your mind goes blank. you can hear the “uhn uhn uhn” noises he’s making in your ear and him whispering “oh fuck, baby…”

he extracts himself from where he’s pressed against your back to get better leverage to properly fuck you, hands holding your hips as he thrusts into you at a bruising pace. “you like that baby? yeah… that’s what i wanna hear. not so quiet, huh?” and it would be so annoying if you didn’t find him so fucking hot. find this so fucking hot. you’re so close. jason knows, you’re squeezing him so tight, and when he brings his hand down and under to your clit he feels you flutter around him and it nearly sends him over the edge, but he’s gotta make you cum first.

at this point you’ve been fucked so good you’re in tears, mascara running down your cheeks. the neighbors must be pissed. or impressed, maybe a bit of both. jason’s fingers circle your clit once, twice and then he presses down hard and you’re gone. you shake apart as jason lifts your body off the table, holding you to his chest as he groans and cums inside you, whispering your name.

you both gradually come down, his fluffy hair tickling your neck where his head rests. he turns you around, grabs your thighs and picks you up. you’re so tired you can’t even keep your eyes open, resting your head on his shoulder as he kisses your head and walks you to his bedroom to lay you down to sleep.

—

cough. metallica reference. cough.

[whyse7vn]

IS JIN BALD? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

ARMY FR 🧑‍🦲🇰🇷

8 participants - 8 online

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jungkook: fuck a grammy fr lol

y/n: that shit was how long ago?

yoongi: we are in 2023.

jin: get over it pussy

tae: smooth like butter bro

namjoon: ??

jimin: hobi fell it was funny

hobi: DONT BRING MY TRUMA UP SOMEONE TELL HIM!!!

jk: i am over it

jin: clearly not

namjoon: move forward and focus on work

y/n: he basically said get over it you bitch

jk: i am over it

jin: sure

yoongi: was kinda disappointing tho

y/n: omg yoongi 🥺

here for you bae

tae: can you be there for me pls

y/n: i’m hungry

tae: eat me!!

jk: what

jin: SAME

sorry caps

same.

the hungry part not the eat me part

jimin left the gc

y/n: omg ???

jin: it was about time so sorry was SICK of him

namjoon added jimin to the gc !

jin: jimin my bff hey !!!

jimin: fuck you

jin: remember when namjoon fell down those stairs that one time

y/n: YES LMWSOSODODOFOCOZOOXOX

jimin: OMG YEAH

yoongi: yeah lol

hobi: LMAO

namjoon: 😐

jin: sorry was just thinking about it

namjoon: it was so embarrassing

hobi: at least it was only us that saw it!

jk: it’s okay one time i cried during sex can’t get any more embarrassing than that!!

yoongi: what

jimin: why would u admit to-

y/n: LAMOOO now THAT was fr funny snot coming out his nose and everything

yoongi: double what

tae: wait

hobi: 🤨

y/n: nvm i lied what.

jimin: thought it would be yoongi first ngl

namjoon: moving on

yoongi: 🫣

y/n: and was

jk: HUH ?

y/n: surprise

jin: omg

yoongi: lol

namjoon: MOVING ON

jimin: 👺 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

what an ugly fucking emoji

who though it would be a good idea what is it’s purpose

tae: looks like you

jin: truth

jimin: fuck you

tae: 👺

hobi: i kinda like it

👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

funky

y/n: hate it

jimin: see the whore gets it!

yoongi: jimin

jimin: ooo scary

namjoon: …

jimin: /j lolz

you guys are NO fun i mean it

tae: cry my a river

hobi: i want you to cry

jin: guys

y/n: cry for me

namjoon: yeah

yoongi: the answer is no to what ever ur about to say

jin: omg?! what a party pooper

jk: party

hobi: pop

*pooper

pop pop pop

jin: anyways

do you think i look good bald 🥺?

yoongi: …

y/n: what

hobi: sure

namjoon: yeah

jimin: ig?

jk: ur bald???????

jin: u guys are so fucking fake it’s unreal

jimin: 🙏🏻

jk: ur bald fr?!

y/n: do you think wonho wants me

cuz i want him

jimin: NO LMAO

yoongi: i don’t see why not

y/n: omg yoongi my number 1 supporter love u down fr 🙏🏽🥺

jk: i’m confused is jin fr bald?

namjoon: tae is that you playing the trumpet rn?

tae: yeah sound ok?

namjoon: no

pls stop

tae: 😟

jimin: give up i say

hobi: sick and tried

y/n: BUT I DONT WANNA MESS UP CUZ LIFE GOES ONNNNN

ate that

hobi: 110%

jimin: flopped

jk: IS HE BALD??????

y/n: i used to be a certified lover boy..

jimin: but-

yoongi: nvm

jin: don’t you fucking dare

hobi:

…

i have to admit this one makes me giggle a lil but also i fr did write this one after the grammys happened then i forgot about it so i had to change a bunch of shit still love it tho

[heygerald]

There was this phrase that said “there are moments that make or break a couple”. What moment would you say makes Tom and Parker?

The deep questions 🫣

OK, for Parker, I think cheating would be a deal breaker. She definitely has to learn how to tamper down insecurity when Tom spends all of his time around models and actresses, but the actual act of crossing that line is something she can't forgive.

For Tom, I think it's less of a hard line what he would break over, but realistically I think if they were ever in an argument and she made fun of/mocked his acting career, he would have a hard time ever getting over that because that's what he's spent all his life working on creating.

As far as the make it...

Well, every time Tom does an act of service for Parker she melts a little bit more. He's so inclined to shower her with gifts, that when he actually plans a cute date for just the two of them or listens to what she says, Parker falls a little bit deeper in love. Every once in a while, Tom will read a book she mentions in passing just so they can talk about it, and Parker swears she's never been happier in a relationship before.

For Tom, Parker is all about acts of service, and every single one (no matter how insignificant) makes him fall deeper. She takes care of him like no one else would, and the first time he's sick (hiding away, no photos, afraid of looking ugly), Parker brings him homemade soup and a couple old DVDs of star trek to binge watch together has him almost crying because it's so wholesome and warm and her.

[ewanmitchelllove]

Aemond while courting

Sorry if this is bad. I’m dyslexic so if you see any mistakes please tell me and I’ll edit them. I basically just rumbled and put every thought I had down 🫣

This man is respectful when your family finally arrive to the red keep he makes sure himself that your chambers are up to scratch. He would nit pick everything he’d want you to feel comfortable and at home. He knew that the marriage was to strengthen his family more then love but he still would want you to be comfortable and he hoped maybe along the way you’d both find love within each other.

He would definitely have a fresh set of flowers by your bed. He would of asked his sister what flowers females like best.He doesn’t really have a clue about the female species apart from aegon going on about the whores his hooked up with.

He’d want the marriage to be as painless as possible so he’d try and learn about your family before hand so you had something to talk about. He’d even try and find out your favourite meals so the cooks could prepare them for you so you had home comforts. He also wouldn’t make any prejudgments about you as he knows how that feels people always ready to pre judge him because of his eye.

When he first meets you his nervous he doesn’t know what you’ve heard about him. He knows that people think of him as hard and cold but he doesn’t want you judging him for that. He walks over to you and takes your hand and kissing the top of it. His lips like a feather on your hand ever so gentle almost like he doesn’t wanna break you. He would ask how your journey to the red keep was and he’d listen intently as you’d tell him of your journey.

One of your first outings together would be to the library this man honestly would/ could talk your ear off about history and philosophy and he’d love when you’d take interest in what he was saying. You’d ask the most random of questions honestly worrying If you sounded stupid to him but he wouldn’t care he’d love explaining everything to you.

Aemond would definitely give you a pre wedding gift a necklace made of blue gem stones or sapphire maybe. Something that shows you’re together almost as a way to prove to people that you’re soon to be his lady wife. As hed put it around your neck he’d be so gentle moving the baby hairs from your neck as he clasped it together. His hands just brushing your neck. He’d soon step back and see how it looked on you very pleased to see that it suited you well.

Big one meeting vhagar miss girl is old and grumpy and hella protective of aemond. You’re so nervous to meet her you keep putting it off so much so that you hide from aemond when ever you see him because his so eager for you to meet her. It gets to the point where he has to corner you and ask what’s wrong thinking maybe he’d done something wrong. Nope it was just your fear of that big beast.

When he finally gets you near her you hide behind him like his gonna protect you from the giant beast in front of you both. He’d slowly lead you over to her and lay your hand on her neck speaking to her in high Valyrian to keep her calm. You slowly move your hand against her cold cool scales but still not making any fast movements.

This man 100% watches how you are with her and how after you want to learn more about the dragons and their history. He’d end up hand picking a few books for you to read as well as him explaining the long history to you over tea.

Ok big one his scar and eye! You had heard a lot of stories about how it happened and what it looked like. It never really bothered you you were more fascinated by what it might look like. In the days leading up to your wedding aemond would make the choice to show knowing that you might run or think of him as ugly. But as he stood in your chamber his blue sapphire on full show he watched as you moved closer. One hand on his cheek and the other running over his scar. He saw no fear in your eyes just wonderment he can’t help but lean in to your touch. He was happy that you didn’t run from him or scream in fear. So much so he couldn’t help but slowly pull you in and softly kiss your lips.

[direwombat]

🦀: How did they handle realizing they were in love? Embarrassed? Nervous? Mad?

🫣: Who stumbled the most with their feelings around the other? How much did the other person notice?

💕: Who confessed first and how? Did it go as planned or did shenanigans ensue?

👁️: What exactly do they want with their future with each other? Is that something they think of often or do they just stay in the moment?

🦀: How did they handle realizing they were in love? Embarrassed? Nervous? Mad?

a;flkdja;fldkjfd neither of them handle it very well at all but tbh? jacob handles it better out of the two. i think he has his "Oh..." moment quickly followed by an "ahhh, shit..." and then he's moving along to "ok...we're already fucking....i just need to make her mine...shouldn't be too hard...plans don't change much in the grand scheme of things." (ie, he still plans on conditioning her and using her to kill eli)

whereas syb is like...eight levels deep in denial and won't even let herself think of jacob and the l-word (love. not lesbian) in the same thought. she shoos it away before it can fully form into a completed thought that she might actually have to confront. so...she spends a lot of time being really pissed off about why jacob (or even just the thought of him) makes her feel both like a flustered teenager and like she's home. big big biiiiiiig "i won't say i'm in love" vibes from her about it all :')

🫣: Who stumbled the most with their feelings around the other? How much did the other person notice?

god...both???? as mentioned before, syb is really mad about the whole "she has a crush on jacob" thing and she picks fights about it (because how else is she supposed to get his attention or feel his body pressed up against hers?) and jacob notices. of course he does. he instigates and eggs her on. it's a lot of aggressive pigtail pulling and he likes getting her riled up. syb thinks it's just him being an asshole and it takes her so long to realize that he's doing it because he also doesn't know how else he's supposed to get her attention or feel her body against his. idiots...the both of them...

💕: Who confessed first and how? Did it go as planned or did shenanigans ensue?

ahhhhhhh....so....they are the masters of saying "i love you" without actually saying "i love you." tbh i'm not even sure if they ever use those words with each other. BUT. syb is the first to confess, and she does it the night she surrenders to him (which is also the first time she lets herself think "I love him" as a complete thought). honestly? "take me home" and "let's go home" are more meaningful three word phrases for them, and when sybille says "take me home, jacob" when she hands herself over to him, he knows that she's confessing her feelings for him.

[see this prompt fill for a first daft of this particular scene fl;akfjd]

👁️: What exactly do they want with their future with each other? Is that something they think of often or do they just stay in the moment?

lmao considering how both of them are lowkey suicidal and both were fully prepared to die at each other's hands and neither thought they'd make it through the Collapse....they just wanted to be together. to enjoy each other's company because after so long, they've finally found someone who understands and accepts them, ugly truths and all. they really don't care about the specifics of the future. just so long as they're together for it, standing side by side and giving each other strength :') but yeah. generally they stay in the moment because they never know which one will be their last.

and then they spend seven years apart, thinking they've lost that future together only to find each other once again in New Eden, and when they do they're determined to live out the rest of their lives together in a humble existence, hunting and growing their own food and protecting what remains of Joseph's followers (i also just...have half a mind for them to raise ethan in this au. like sorry joe, but ur kid is shitty and i think syb and jacob could have raised him better)

[alexxmason]

Teagan x Blackwall 😭

Ok ok ok listen!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 it would work. He’s older and strong and military 🫣 would definitely let her run his show! She would also probably not be as taunting w/ him as she is with the ugly one since Blackwall is soft and sweet 😭

[inafieldofdaisies]

🖤🖤🖤 - however you'd like to interpret, whoever and as many/few as you want <3

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

Cal -> Lilith (they're the "it's complicated" status incarnated 🫣)

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

Les -> Micah (also known as Leslie has a death wish but at least he'd go out in style 🕺)

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

Mer -> Lilith (imagine those two meeting ☠️)

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[ars-slytherin]

HEY BABE! NSFW asks, go! 1, 3, 6, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16, 17, 27😁

OMG…. OK!

1. I can't complain... but we were in a hurry, so it didn't last long.

3. Sebastian Sallow.

6. ……… rimming (male receiving) 👀

10. We were about to have sex in a house we rented for the summer holidays with a couple of friends, and they were out shopping. We were very horny and were about to do it on the table in the living room, but then we heard the lock on the door start to open… so we had to stop.

11. more…. is always the better.

14. I really like doing it to my partner, whether man or woman. I really love listening their moans and feeling their legs tremble when they are close to orgasm.

15. Nothing. All pleasant things.

16. Yes i did it. After making me come with his fingers, my partner shoved them down my throat. It was very exciting.

17. Seh. Are we on Wattpad? My teachers were all ugly and old.

27. “You're so good at sucking my cock” 🫣

[anxious-lee]

💗💜❤️

I didn't see the 💗 emoji on the list?? but feel free to resend your question if it was a typo 😁

💜 (dream tickle partner?) - gosh I've never thought about it before 🤔. as a lee, my dream ler would most likely be a goofball. as flustering as intense, cool lers are, it's EVEN MORE flustering when the ler is casual, playful, and sincerely gentle. using compliments and reassurances to give you exactly what you need to feel loved is my ler fantasy. see @fluttertickles for example 👍

as a ler, my dream lee is someone anxious, or shy and sweet. the only thing I look forward to when tickling someone is making them happier and safer than they were before I tickled them. i want to hold someone in my arms and unravel every self-conscious worry they have, I want to skitter my fingers over and kiss the belly they think is ugly, i want to swoon at the laugh that they think is weird. i want to give someone everything they deserve and anything they want 💕

❤️ (most flustering teases?) - 😳 HO BOY ok baby talk is kryptonite for me. "coochie coochie coooo" and "tickletickletickletickle" are my current favorites. basically anything spoken with a "~" is gonna make me bury my blood-red face and never bring it back out 🫣