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Ok I get the benefits of method acting but did Markiplier really have to send those guys down there for his movie
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The most shocking revelation from that Wired Autocomplete Video is that Matt Mercer, GM extraordinaire, uses Microsoft fucking Word to organize his DMing notes. And then he prints them out.
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I think the funniest thing about the "is x character a COP" discourse in mdzscql fandom is that by definition, none of the characters can be cops because they're part of the jianghu.
Please behold this definition of the jiangu:
In modern Chinese culture, jianghu is commonly accepted as an alternative universe coexisting with the actual historical one in which the context of the wuxia genre was set. Unlike the normal world, in the jianghu, the youxia (wanderers or knights-errant) are free to act on their own initiative, including with violence, to punish evil and foes, and to reward goodness and allies. While the term literally means "rivers and lakes", it is broader than that: roads, inns, bandit lairs, deserted temples, and the wilderness are all classic places associated with the jianghu, places far from government interference.[1]Vigilantism is normal and accepted in a way that would be impermissible in a more realistic setting.
Emphasis mine.
Besides the entire fact that vigilante justice has nothing to do with governmental policy and is in fact completely outside the typical court of law or government jurisdiction, do we. Do we remember what the definition of a police officer is. If Jared, 19, who is a ghost buster who lives in a big house and is wealthy punches you in a parking lot he's an asshole, not a member of a government funded enforcer of law and order who uses a gun to retrieve 2.5 dollars. Not even if he resurrected your grandma. :(
(The wikipedia article on "jianghu" is a very interesting and informative read actually! Link here.)
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meet my wife
#messyr#the only partner i need fr#this is a joke post#artists on tumblr#doodle#pride month 2024#lgbtqia#pride month#cupioromantic#asexuality#ace pride
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At a grade school in Gotham, there's a teacher who has an assignment for their students write the rogues in Arkham Asylum a letter. It's something they do every year, and the kiddos get to ask the rogues fun questions. Most write to the joker, but a lot of them will send letters to Scarecrow, Riddler, Catwoman, etc.
Questions include
"How many people have you killed?" "Have you ever eaten fear toxin, Scarecrow?" "Do you like batman? What about Nightwing?" "How many riddles do you know Mr. Riddler?"
And other child like inquires. Sometimes they even write back to the kids. One year they even took a field trip to Arkham and got to ask questions in person.
#Gotham Rogues#Joker#Scarecrow#Riddler#Catwoman#this is a joke post#a parody of what a real school would do with like pen pals
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Today's aesthetic is whatever the fuck this is
#this is a joke post#happy April 1st#april fools#thank you to user axorcia for sending me this idea way back when I first started this blog#sorry it took over a year for me to get to it#tomorrow will continue your regularly scheduled progam#cursedcore#cursed images#cursed image
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The Wrong Take: Chloe should not be destined to die in every universe because it's bad for a troubled and tragic person to be able to do nothing but die.
The Right Take: Chloe should be destined to die in every universe because "person destined to die in every universe X time traveler who can't let them go," is the best ship dynamic out there.
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I like how their first meeting is probably seen as completely differently from Blake and Yang's perspective
For yang, it's my sister mentioned speaking to the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. It wasn't love at first sight, but it was something. I think she hated me though and I tried to leave with my tail between my legs.
for Blake, it's this loud beautiful woman interrupted me when I was reading my book. She was annoying at first, but then after I dropped some hints she understood and tried to leave me alone. I wanted her carnally after that
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uses a dating app but only swipes right on people that look like Sebastian from stardew valley
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lowk if i was the deviant in this scene i would kiss connor just to see his reaction lmfao
#I need sleep#lol#this is a joke post#shitpost#detroit become human#dbh#connor rk800#rk800#dbh connor#random shit#idk lmao#sillymaxxing
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um 😳😳😳 did you kno 😥😥😥 togafuka is 😫😫😫abusive 🤯🤯🤯 togami HATES ❌❌❌fukawa 😬😬😬 fukawa STALKS togami 😣😣😣 togami told everyone her 🤫🤫🤫 secret 😑😑😑 he also called her 😮😮😮 SMELLY 😡😡😡 she's a 🟫🟫🟫 doormat 😨😨😨 it is ILLEGAL to ship them 🤬🤬🤬 TOXIC 💀💀💀 unhealthy 😬😬😬 one-sided 💅💅💅 PROBLEMATIC 😖😖😖
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Also, currently my spiciest CR hot take is that they are cowards for keeping Liam and Luis from playing at the same table. Can you imagine the raw, deep, all-encompassing melancholy, poetry and romance that would ensue? The drama? C O W A R D S.
#this was my honest to god reaction to the candela obscura 2 cast announcement lol#Critical role#This is a joke post#Kinda
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Man fuck CoDZ and it's fans I hope they get exactly one more zombies map and Richtofen comes out as bisexual
#THIS IS A JOKE POST#DON'T TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY#call of duty#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#edward richtofen#cod#this is referencing the “i hope komaeda marries a woman” tweet
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I think we're letting Anya and Daisuke down by using anything but Yimpy to talk about Jimmy.
Anya pinned that thing down. She probably found it funny. I think she should have a say in making fun of Jimmy
#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#yimpy mouthwashing#this is a joke post#i don't care
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Whenever you feel like your fanon Scarecrow is really weird and ooc, remember that Buff!Asylum Scarecrow is a thing that exists and that you should take him as inspiration to follow your fanon dreams.
#Jonathan Crane#Scarecrow#Buffcrow#lol#Custom Figure#this is a joke post#to be taken lightly#I think this is a cool figure if a bit not my taste
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