#(they weren't)

[averymuddysparrow]

A few months ago I zoned out and hedgehogs happened, I decided Tumblr should see them

[beautiful-basque-country]

What you think of when you hear the name Travis Fimmel:

What I, an intelectual, think about:

[venisonsteak403]

never listen to the thoughts Brothers, Or you'll end up like Me, Searching JekyllXHyde Fanfiction

[a-sad-mage]

Monster Buster Club was a fever dream

And it really did the French-Canadian 3D long body chibi anime style astatic justice.

Would not mind a show in that animation style again.

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

It's almost midnight, sage had a thought and needed to air it, they sincerely apologize if this is incoherent, but they hope they get what they're trying to say across-

I was just thinking about Sherb and Rae seeing Fable again, like when he comes to them after Isla left (cause fics and angst) and. And doesn't what fable says in the cutscene in gold ink stains. like. contradict what Rae wrote down in notes #3??? Like, he's all making it sound like he found them in the street or something

'By the time I had found to you it was too late. The two of you were alone, starved, fending for yourselves.'

Um. He makes it fucking sound like the two of them were in the streets. That he found them and 'saved them' (the art adds to this) and I'm not saying they weren't alone or starved or anything (Rae says they stole from villages nearby and stuff, but also says that once Fable comes they constantly have food)

But like, Fable didn't find them in the street or anything??

He literally just found the house??

"A man came to the house today." "Mr. [-Crossed out in golden ink-] is staying with us."

Like man's just found them in the house (which. Finding them alone in a village I can get. How the fuck did he know where the house was) he didn't save them, they went like. Out alone in villages. They were. In a house. With a roof. With food (albeit not constantly). They were alone starved and fending for themselves, but like. Fable almost makes it look worse than it was???? Maybe I'm thinking about this to hard (it's half and hour until midnight and I'm eepy) but like. I wanted to say something about this. Cause like. They were just in the house, and he made it seem like they weren't???

Unless I'm reading was to far into it, but I feel like he implied they were on the street. I feel like that's the video everyone got from that. But they literally weren't. What is up that? Am I looking to far into it. Am I? Or. Is this genuinely something to think about?

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[ruhua-langblr]

Duolingo Sucks, Now What?: A Guide

Now that the quality of Duolingo has fallen (even more) due to AI and people are more willing to make the jump here are just some alternative apps and what languages they have:

"I just want an identical experience to DL"

Busuu (Languages: Spanish, Japanese, French, English, German, Dutch, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Polish, Turkish, Russian, Arabic, Korean)

"I want a good audio-based app"

Language Transfer (Languages: French, Swahili, Italian, Greek, German, Turkish, Arabic, Spanish, English for Spanish Speakers)

"I want a good audio-based app and money's no object"

Pimsleur (Literally so many languages)

Glossika (Also a lot of languages, but minority languages are free)

*anecdote: I borrowed my brother's Japanese Pimsleur CD as a kid and I still remember how to say the weather is nice over a decade later. You can find the CDs at libraries and "other" places I'm sure.

"I have a pretty neat library card"

Mango (Languages: So many and the endangered/Indigenous courses are free even if you don't have a library that has a partnership with Mango)

Transparent Language: (Languages: THE MOST! Also the one that has the widest variety of African languages! Perhaps the most diverse in ESL and learning a foreign language not in English)

"I want SRS flashcards and have an android"

AnkiDroid: (Theoretically all languages, pre-made decks can be found easily)

"I want SRS flashcards and I have an iphone"

AnkiApp: It's almost as good as AnkiDroid and free compared to the official Anki app for iphone

"I don't mind ads and just want to learn Korean"

lingory

"I want an app made for Mandarin that's BETTER than DL and has multiple languages to learn Mandarin in"

ChineseSkill (You can use their older version of the course for free)

"I don't like any of these apps you mentioned already, give me one more"

Bunpo: (Languages: Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Korean, and Mandarin)

[sl33py-g4m3r]

yet more complaining about food on main

wanted to find some mushroom stock to try a noodle thing that an aunt had made for supper~~~ it was just fried onion, fried mushrooms, mushroom gravy, and maybe meat too if you eat it~~ atop egg noodles~~~ kind of makes me think of Swedish meatballs but probably not exactly~~~ unless you add sour cream or something else~~

sounds good, right? and it's simple~~~ might help with he food rut my sibling and I are stuck in~~ yay~~

go to store and get stuff cause general shopping trip, spend a lot on stocking up on frozen veggies... looked at mushroom gravy packets so I don't have to make it myself, aaaaaaand....

they're not vegetarian..... you'd think mushroom gravy would be vegetarian right? wrong~~!

it's got beef broth in it~~~ both the packet you add water to, and the Campbells canned gravy, or at least the "golden mushroom gravy" variant had beef stock in it... and it was the first ingredient no less....

reading ingredient lists is super fun for me /s, cause I'm visually impaired and it's hard to do~~~ so this makes that extra annoying...

had I plugged the Soosee app yet? you can pay for use for a lifetime w the equivalent of $15 or if you're on android, same kind of deal with ingredian pro. I'd say that one might be better tho cause you can set it up with a whole bunch of different diets, one's IOS exclusive, the other is android exclusive. so if you need to stay away from stuff for dietary reasons, they'll help~~ and they're both good~~~

I was wrong~~~ soosee is available on android too~~~ look it up to post links to it and I see it on the google play store~~~ so that's cool~~~ thought it was iOS exclusive~~~

but ye I guess pretty naive of me to think that mushroom gravy would be vegetarian by default~~~~ sucks its not~~~~ but making my own would probably be better anyway~~~

Links:

soosee

ingredian pro (android only?)

[sweaterkittensahoy]

When my endo was absolutely taking me out pain-wise, I did all the right things to not get fired for absences. This involved filling out paperwork with my doctor that explained that YES I have a pain condition and YES it stops me from working and YES I need to be able to use more than my alotted PTO to cover it all.

I was literally walking around the company like Professor Farnsworth because standing up straight hurt too much, and I was STILL shamed for needing to take time off.

Did I miss deadlines?

No.

Did I request extensions?

No.

I literally met every expectation they asked of me with the only thing I asked is that I could call in and say, "I can't fucking make it". All they had to do was go, "Yup, okay, you've still got plenty of non-paid days to use for that. See you when we see you."

By chance, I worked with a truly excellent manager who understood fully how much effort it took for me to show up. She knew I hit my deadlines. She made sure other people knew this. But it also came down to me just texting her, "I can't get out of bed today."

And she'd send back. "Okay. But I need you the rest of the week."

Translation= "I know you can take care of your work, but people are starting to say you're untrustworthy because they don't see you."

I finally got approved for a hysterectomy. Two days before my surgery--which HR knew about because I'd filled out all the paperwork to take six weeks off that were supposed to protect me from getting fired from absenteeism, I got a call from HR.

From the HR person who'd hired me on. From the HR person who'd encouraged me to fill out the intermittent leave paperwork. From the HR person who'd sent me links to all the surgical leave paperwork.

"Oh, Gayle, I know you're taking leave in a couple of days, and you're off for six weeks, and I just wanted to let you know that we're not sure we'll need you when you're ready to come back."

So, fun fact: This is illegal. But it was worded in gray-area illegal where the only way I could get anyone smacked for saying this to me was to have the energy to file a complaint, then follow up and fight.

I barely had the energy to stand.

Instead, I called a former supervisor who had been trying to get the company to let me update manuals to meet a contractual obligation for months. They'd refused over and over.

I think my message was, "Hey, it's me. I go on leave in two days for that surgery I warned you about, and now HR is telling me they don't think they'll have work for me when I get back."

Guess who came back for six months, hated every second of it, but got that fucking money. .

When they finally fired me, I couldn't claim anything concrete. Yeah, I knew there was plenty of work I could be doing, but I also knew I couldn't prove they were holding it from me because they wanted me to quit.

It took me 18 months to find a new job. Honestly, looking back, I can't imagine I was worth a damn in an interview for the first year. I know all my words sounded like they need for an interview, but I'm sure my tone was "those fuckers" and I was still recovering from a level of daily pain that should have (this is not a joke) made me pass out according to the pain scale.

I am a loud and fierce advocate for my co-workers to not only work 40 hours and only 40 hours, but also to shut off notifications at lunch and breaks and work whatever schedule gets them their 40 in the least painful way possible.

Will I be on a 5:01 PM when you finally feel pain-free enough to think clearly about the email I sent at 8:01 AM? Fucking nope. I'm done at fucking five. If I've got more questions, I'll ask and wait. You take care of you.

do able-bodied bodied people not understand that if disabled people call out of work every time they don't feel good that we would call out of work every fucking day?

like honestly. what do you think being disabled means?

[insomniphic]

What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?

*looks at all the comics I made*

Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?

But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...

...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.

What if he fails again?

[hauntedphase]

all of those people, were they... was that...

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[professionalowl]

so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn't know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

[queermasculine]

"what do butch4butch couples even do" um this

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.

[lizardsfromspace]

Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema