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[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

(Wels-Pyjarmor guy returns to share more weird headcanons. Hi.) One of Keralis' many, many strange hobbies is playing bad matchmaker for his fellow hermits based entirely off speculating what their theoretical kids would look like. Highlights (lowlights?) include suggesting that xB and Beef should get together "to see whose beard shape wins", or that False and Tango should get together "to invent a new and blonder shade of blonde".

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[guidingbear]

This isn't an ask, nor a request; We are friends now and I will bother your ask box at least once a week (or monthly because my foggy brain forgets a lot. Like. Like A LOT) Happy to Meet you!! 🐻🤎 /genuine + positive + friendly

YES HELLO BEAR PLS DM BEAR ANYTIME YOU NEED, BEAR BUDS BEAR BUDS BEAR BUDS

[softleesam]

A, C, D, E, J, P, W :)

A - I love you.

C - I love your blog.

D - You’re cute.

E - You’re nice.

J - I love the way you express yourself.

P - Awesome blog.

W - You’re funny.

awh appless🥺💓 ilyt! Thank you sweetie

[sparkles-oflight]

Happy birthday! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you 🥹🥹🥹

[sammysammer]

Hey @sammysammer watch this *casually doxxes myself*

I- GIRL

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO DO???😭

[thevampireslovelywife]

If an octopus has 12 tentacles is it a Dodecapus?

What about an octopus with 2 tentacles?

A Duopus?

-Ants

LMAOOOO UM

MAYBE A BIPUS?

IDK WHICH SOUNDS WORSE HONESTLY LMAO

BUT THATS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION

[the-phantom-author]

(Hello)

Quite a few times when you’re on stream with him he’ll just go “you’re so pretty” and you die

Yes, you'll be mid conversation with him and he'll just say "you're so pretty" and you're head immediately goes into your hand covering your face. "Why-why-wha-why are you like this? Why must you do this me?"

There is a whole compilation of the two of you just randomly complimenting each other.

[writeforfandoms]

I KUST READ HOWLING FOR YOURRRRREOROUUHHJGH OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH I cried actually whattheFAWKK SOAP HES SO :(( IM SO ORIRHIHHHHHH OUGHHH I too want a creature friend who shows up and gives me happy vibes on sad vibe days THE NO COMMUNICATION COMMUNICATION HE :((( /!$))(H HE ,, crying on the floor Crying REAL TEARS I am so unwell you are so insane for this /pos <333

Soap is so!!! He's sweet. And stubborn. And in my experience there is nothing better for The Big Sad than a warm furry friend. Absolutely nothing better. Hee hee thank youuuuuuu you're so sweet!!

[ask-tiny-allen]

tiny allemostia, i dont wanna frighten you or anything but i'd suggest you to not look behind you and to run. really fast, if possible

I don't see anything

[wildbookcat]

Twinsie you're my first follower💜💜💜

I've got your back :D <3

[hecate-spawn]

22, 35, and 40 for the ask game :3

22. Drop your friend id :D

I will straight up delete my project sekai friends because I'm at 100 rn and I'd rather friend y'all here it's:

35. Worst take/hc/ship you've ever seen?

I saw someone say they ship Ena and Akito on here once

40. A hot take?

Wxs goodbye sengen/Goodbye declaration is actually really good

Emu is the best singer out of all of wonder show

Thank you for the ask!

[foxpunk]

do you all see my vision here

[kiryuing]

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[thenevarranaccord]

What’s really jumping out at me on my second playthrough is that the writers of the first three games understood that your character was the main character. The Veilguard writers clearly thought that the main characters were their characters, the companions.

Every scene is about setting the companions up as cool or competent or sympathetic. Often, this is done at Rook’s expense. The companions get all the witty one-liners; Rook’s attempts at humor not only frequently fall flat, but are frequently called out for falling flat (even when they’re completely automatic and the player has no say in them).

The companions have all the knowledge and skills; Rook just brought them all together and gives them all pep talks so they can focus. I’m trying to edit out all of the comments where Rook is like “Um… what????” from my videos, and let me tell you, it takes WORK. There are A LOT of them. I can count on one hand the number of times when the Inquisitor or Hawke comes across as dumb, but it seems to be a built-in, unavoidable part of Rook’s character. I have not selected a single “purple” option in all of Act 1, and Rook is still coming across as the kid who tries to be the class clown to cover for the fact that he’s always confused. Rook’s role in most scenes is to say “Uhhh… what?” so that the companions look smart.

Rook is always the one offering sympathy and never the one getting it. No one actually comes to comfort you after Varric’s death. No one asks you how you’re feeling about having to lead the team now that Varric is gone. No one tries to reassure you or give you advice for dealing with the trickster god haunting your dreams. We’re told that Neve could keep Solas out of your head, but she never actually offers to do this for you. No one comforts a Shadow Dragon Rook when Minrathous is destroyed or a Grey Warden Rook when Weisshaupt is destroyed. Rook’s problems don’t matter. Only the problems of main characters matter.

Rook is a secondary character in their own story.

[evilmafuyu666]