#(sorry irl mutuals who have an easier time reaching me here. my text notifs r glitchy but i’m a statistical outlier)
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just realized how fucking weird zoomer flirting is. nobody asks you for your phone number
#marzi speaks#i remember once in high school a random guy came up to me and asked me for my snap#i (truthfully) told him ‘i don’t have one- sorry ^^;’#so he asked for my insta. an account i also don’t have#i said the same thing. he went ‘damn ah well’ and walked away#dude. everyone with a phone has a number. you could have tried my goddamn email if you want#why give up after two social medias. do you not know how to flirt over text#now he wasn’t my type so i probably wouldn’t have gone out with him#but like bro. you can at least TRY#come on.#it may have sounded like i was subtly trying to reject him and i get that#(not a lot of ppl my age don’t have snapchat/instagram but i just never bothered to make either (also i have a particular dislike for snap))#but like dude. if i wanted you off my back i woulda said ‘sorry i don’t give out that info to strangers’ and it would have been done#anywho. why don’t people ask for phone numbers#anyone with a phone is guaranteed to have one. you don’t have the no socials issue#because. it’s a fucking phone number#also WAYYY more convenient to text someone than open another app to talk to them#(sorry irl mutuals who have an easier time reaching me here. my text notifs r glitchy but i’m a statistical outlier)#POINT IS just ask for the number. stop with the socials stuff#guess if someone attractive ever asks for my socials i’ll have to go ‘i don’t have that but i can give you ny number :)’#parry it. whatever#still tho. crazy shit
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