#(not a lot of ppl my age don’t have snapchat/instagram but i just never bothered to make either (also i have a particular dislike for snap))

[mars-ipan]

just realized how fucking weird zoomer flirting is. nobody asks you for your phone number

[missrcyna-blog]

under the cut are 150 (i think) answered questions about reyna mercedes - team fire! some are in third person, while others are in first.

1. if they were a candle, what scent would they be? “maybe like vanilla and coconut. is that a thing?” 2. what female celebrity do they wish was their sister? rihanna! she feels as if she’d be a super fun sister plus free fenty beauty supplies?? hello? 3. what male celebrity do they wish was their brother? finn wolfhard would be an adorable younger brother, in her opinion. 4. how old do they think they’ll be when they get married? she thinks she’ll get married in her late twenties, but she wants to be settled in her profession first. plus, she actually needs to find someone. 5. how many countries have they been to? two, counting america. she’s been to brazil to visit family 6. what would they name their daughter if they had one? celeste, after reyna’s mother, and after that, some names she likes are penelope, danielle, christine. 7. what would they name their son if they had one? she likes the names mason, jasper, kobe, and bruno, but she really isn’t picky.  8. what was their favorite tv show as a child? wizards of waverly place & lizzie mcguire 9. what language, besides their native language, would they like to be fluent in? she’d love to be fluent in french because she considers it such a beautiful language and many of her dance teachers had been french. 10. would they ever change their name? if so, to what? she wouldn’t, because she likes her name and her dad had been the one to suggest it. 11. what was the last compliment they got? “you’re the funnest counselor ever!” - young camper that got what she wanted. 12. what is their favorite flavor of tea? rose tea. 13. how did they find out that santa and the easter bunny weren’t real? she found out santa wasn’t real when she was seven and held a stakeout on christmas eve and saw her dad sneaking her gift under the tree. she never believed in the easter bunny. 14. what is their hogwarts house? (recommended: take pottermore quiz) hufflepuff! 15. what tarot card are they? (recommended: take this quiz) the sun card. it said she was typically a happy person because of her achievements. 16. are they more of a marvel or dc fan? “marvel. guardians of the galaxy -- hello?” 17. who is their favorite superhero? “does groot count? if not, maybe the she-hulk?” 18. everyone has a song that deeply reminds them of their childhood. what is theirs? rock with you by michael jackson. 19. what are the meanings of their first, middle, and last name? reyna - queen; eleanora - shining light; mercedes - mercies or greatest gifts. 20. have they ever stolen a street sign before? never. she didn’t know that was a thing. 21. what is their biggest pet peeve? buzzkills; people that take themselves too seriously. 22. if they were a month, what month would they be? may. she just thinks it’s a pretty month and it’s when schools start coming to an end. 23. what is their least favorite movie? “any of those films they used to show in history class.” 24. what five movies would they bring with them if they were stuck on a deserted island? “would i even be able to watch them? maybe i’d bring black panther, good burger, guardians of the galaxy, incredibles 2 -- i haven’t watched it yet but i know it’ll be great -- and the goofy movie.” 25. out of all of the late night talk show hosts, who is their favorite? “i love jimmy fallon. i feel like it’d be really fun to be on his show.” 26. what are three things they are afraid of? rejection, not being able to dance, and spiders. 27. what was the first concert they went to? “it was a one direction concert. i had total one direction infection, and i am not ashamed.” 28. is there a nickname that only their family calls them? she doesn’t really have any special nicknames. 29. what side of the bed do they sleep on? she’s a wild sleeper, so she’s pretty much all over the bed. 30. what is their favorite comfort food? strawberry shortcake. 31. what award shows do they watch? radio disney music awards, teen choice awards, billboard music awards, and grammy awards. 32. do they have any weird body skills (example: being double jointed)? not that she knows of. 33. if they drink coffee, what is their coffee order? she likes to mix it up, but her favorites are chai and vanilla lattes. in the winter, her go-to is hot chocolate with cinnamon whipped cream. 34. what social media platforms do they have? snapchat, instagram, facebook, twitter, dubsmash, whatsapp (to talk to family), and she used to have vine and kik. 35. are they a cat or dog person? “i love cats too, but i’ve gotta say i’m more of a dog person.” 36. if they were a supernatural creature, what would they be? “whatever peter pan was. i don’t want to grow up.” 37. what show are they currently watching on netflix/hulu? she’s watching a bunch of different shows, because she easily gets distracted, but she is currently watching on my block, black lightning, and jane the virgin. 38. what is their favorite disney movie? the goofy movie. 39. do they wear any perfume or cologne? only when she is dressing up. she usually sticks with scented lotions and the like. 40. what genres of music do they listen to? she’s willing to listen to anything. 41. have they ever seen the bee movie? three times. her bio for a while was “ according to all known laws of aviation, “  42. what are their favorite memes? “i love memes based on popular songs, like all the God’s plan and ‘then i freaked it’ ones.” 43. what celebrities do they share a birthday with? taylor lautner, jennifer aniston, khalid, kelly rowland, and thomas edison. 44. what is their moon (zodiac) sign? leo  45. which of the seven cardinal sins do they embody the most? greed. 46. do they watch sports on television? if so what ones? she only watches major sports events, like the olympics or world cup or finals. 47. what do they put on their typical sandwich? she loves sloppy joes and cheeseburgers with ketchup, mustard, and pickles. 48. what was the name of their first significant other? “michael donovan, but it lasted for like three weeks so i’m not sure if it really counts.” 49. do they care if people think badly of them? not as much as she used to. 50. what was the last thing that made them cry? she re-watched the last episode of the suite life on deck. 51. are they an iphone or samsung user? iphone 52. what type of computer do they use (example: apple)? she has a dell inspiron 11 3000 laptop. 53. what is one of their nervous habits? touching hair, tapping fingernails, avoiding eye contact, etc. 54. out of all reality shows, which one would they have a chance winning? she’d probably have a shot at so you think you can dance. 55. would they ever go bungee jumping or skydiving? she’s gone bungee jumping, but she’d probably never go skydiving. 56. what do they call their grandparents? vovó and vovô (pronunciations are different) 57. what do they do when they can’t sleep? she bothers whoever is available. 58. what time do they normally go to bed? around 10 or 11, unless she has a reason to stay up. 59. if they have instagram, what was the last picture that they posted? this throwback pic. 60. if they have twittter, what was the last thing that they tweeted? “ the day these ppl invest in air conditioning is the day i cry tears of joy😫 “ 61. who is their otp? “sam and freddie from icarly. they deserved better.” 62. do they like sweet, salty, or sour? “don’t make me choose between sweet and salty. it depends.” 63. did they play any sports in the past? cheerleading and dance, if those count. she loves to play sports like over the summer but those are the only two she officially played. 64. what is their favorite cheesy pick up line? “are you a parking ticket? ‘cause you’ve got fine written all over you.” 65. what tv show or movie is their guilty pleasure? “andi mack. i’m probably out of their intended age group, but it’s good, okay?” 66. if they were a fruit, what fruit would they be? strawberries are her favorite fruit of all time, so definitely that. 67. do they sing in the shower? yes, all the time.  68. what is their favorite type of chips? barbecue chips. 69. do they drink juice? if so, what is their favorite kind? strawberry juice. 70. what is more important to them: power, money, friends, family, love, or fame? family is most important to her, including friends that she considers family. 71. what does their handwriting look like? similar to this. 72. do they have reoccurring dreams? if not, what is their most memorable dream? “i once had this dream where the kardashians were trying to adopt me. they wanted to name me kasey.” 73. if they were a taste, what would it be? “salty. i’m always salty.” 74. what is one random fun fact about them? her favorite color is royal blue. 75. what is their lucky number? the number eight. it stands out to her and her eighth year was the last full year she had with her father. 76. do they have any pets? she wants one, but she has no time to properly take care of a pet. 77. do they believe in the paranormal or the supernatural? “who doesn’t? you can’t pass everything off as a ‘coincidence.’ 78. have they ever had any paranormal experiences? no, just pranks, coincidences and her own misunderstandings. 79. can they sing or dance? both, and she’s not afraid to let it be known. 80. who is the first person they call/text when something exciting happens? sofia, her friend from college. 81. what is their social media handle? @mercedesbends ! it’s a play on her last name, the fact that she dances, the car brand, and she got the idea from a vine. she’s a loser. 82. what swear word do they use/like the most? she likes flipping the bird (if that even counts??) but she doesn’t really curse. she says stuff like freaking or effing. 83. what is their ideal first date? “i’d love to have a first date at a fair or theme park. i think that seeing people on rollercoasters would tell you a lot about them.” 84. if they were a type of weather, what would they be? “snowy weather. gets you out of school, super fun, but dangerous after a while.” 85. what is their least favorite holiday? “any of the holidays that don’t get you out of school.” 86. what is the first thing that they do in the morning? browse memes on social media. 87. who is their ultimate celebrity crush? “ultimate? that’s like, an insult to all my other celebrity crushes. if i must choose, asap rocky, but don’t get mad at me if i change my mind.” 88. do they usually pay with cash or card? she prefers card because it makes her seem more official, but she usually uses cash. 89. what was the last thing that they bought? these glasses. no regrets. 90. are they a good or bad driver? she’s in the middle, but she prefers not to drive when she doesn’t have to. 91. if they could meet one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? michael jackson. 92. have they ever gotten into a physical fight? nothing more than being shoved and slapped over stupid misunderstandings. 93. do they prefer pepsi or coke? "pepsi, because it’s sweeter.” 94. do they prefer the city or the suburbs? “i love the city life, but the suburbs feel more like home.” 95. do they have any special or odd talents? she can play piano and guitar. 96. when they were little, what did they want to be when they grew up? she wanted to be a professional dancer, but now she's aiming to be a choreographer or dance instructor since it’s a bit more realistic. 97. do they have any favorite smells? “favorite smells? i guess i’d say like the smell of cookies right out of the oven, anything strawberry-scented, cinnamon, vanilla, moqueca..” 98. if they could visit any place in the world, where would they go? atlantis. 99. do they wear jewelry? most days, she only really wears earrings. 100. who is the last person they talked to on the phone? her aunt called to tell her about a weird client she had received. 101. do they prefer ‘would you rather’ or ‘truth or dare’? she loves truth or dare. it’s a great way to get to know someone and have a blast doing it. 102. what has been their favorite halloween costume yet? one halloween, she walked around all day in a complete lego man costume. the stares she got at the mall were hilarious. 103. do they like horror movies? yes, and she actually finds them scary. 104. what is their typical breakfast like? she usually has a small breakfast, typically including with bread or fruit. 105. are they a netflix or hulu person? she loves netflix’s layout but thinks that hulu has a better range of options. 106. do they like to gossip? not really, unless it’s really interesting. 107. if they were a song, what one would they be? dancing queen by abba. 108. what was their best subject in school? english, even if it may not be apparent in her everyday speech. 109. what was their worst subject in school? she struggled with chemistry. she was that girl that’d make the project explode - most of the time on accident. 110. have they ever met anyone famous? khalid, adam levine, cody simpson and matty b. 111. who was their childhood hero? the stillwater dance and music specialist that helped her during her first year at camp. 112. were any tv shows or movies that they weren’t allowed to watch as a child? just the regular m or r rated stuff, or things that could be deemed too scary for her baby cousin. 113. what is the strangest thing they have ever eaten? she was dared to eat a mustard, macaroni, and ice cream sandwich.  114. do they prefer friends or family? don’t get her wrong -- she loves her friends, but family > friends. 115. how do they feel about pineapple on pizza? she tried it once as a dare but she actually enjoyed it. sue her. 116. do they put the milk or cereal in the bowl first? cereal in first because she has culture. 117. how do they think dogs would wear pants? the second one makes more sense to her. she thinks it’d be hard for the dog to move in the first one. 118. do they believe in luck or fate? “i believe in fate. i feel like we have a bunch of different destinies that are attainable and our choices affect which one we get.” 119. do they use emojis when they text? yes, to an abundance 120. who was their favorite character on friends? she can’t choose between phoebe and joey. 121. what character on friends are they most like? a buzzfeed article told her chandler, but she’d always considered herself more of a phoebe, because they are both childish girls who like music. 122. would they rather read the books or watch the movies? she thinks there is no reason to read a book when the movie is out. 123. what is their favorite time of day? “afternoon. you can do pretty much anything in the afternoon, and most people are in high spirits around that time. no one trying to go to bed and no one being grumpy because they’re not a morning.” 124. did they watch the teletubbies as a child? if so, who was their favorite? no, she didn’t really watch them. she definitely remembers them, but she never really got into them as a kid. 125. do they check the rating (like a rotten tomatoes rating) of a movie before they go and see one? nah, she just goes ahead and watches it. 126. do they have any favorite old hollywood movie stars? “does the girl from i love lucy count?” 127. if they had to live in any other decade, which would they choose? she’d like to live somewhere in the future. she doesn’t know exactly which decade, but she’d rather go to the future than the past. 128. if they could only listen to five music albums for the rest of their life, which ones would they choose? “that’s like asking a mother if she could only keep some of her children. don’t be cruel.” 129. do they believe in heaven/hell or reincarnation? she believes in a heaven and a hell, but she isn’t sure about her beliefs surrounding who gets to go where. 130. do they like chewing gum? “i love gum, but i can’t stand it when it loses its taste. gum flavors need to last longer. make it happen, science.” 131. do they like to go see musicals or plays? she loves them, especially musicals, so she watches them if they’re playing nearby. 132. were they apart of any clubs or teams in high school or college? she was on the dance team, cheerleading squad, and in the drama club. 133. what was their high school superlative? most likely to become famous 134. are they good at cooking or baking? she definitely needs to read the directions whenever she prepares something. 135. could they beat bobby flay? she’d try if she got the chance, but definitely not! 136. do they watch actual television? if so, what channels do they watch? she prefers to watch things on demand or on her phone, but she likes to watch disney channel and the cw television network. 137. have they ever seen rupaul’s drag race? she loves the show. she gets really into it and has audible commentary throughout each episode. 138. do they prefer pink or yellow lemonade? pink, especially strawberry. 139. could they lip sync for their life? in a heartbeat. she’d pull out all the stops to impress rupaul.  140. is their room messy or clean? it’s definitely never gross or smelly or anything like that, but she leaves pieces of clothing or other items lying around at times. 141. if they were a body part, which one would they be? if someone asked her this, she’d probably say an elbow just because. 142. if they were an emotion, what would they be? “this is probably really basic, but i’d like to consider myself like joy from inside out.” 143. if they were a planet, which one would they be? “jupiter, because that’s where all the boys go to.” 144. how would they describe their clothing style? “i don’t know.. i guess whatever fits my mood and the weather? i like stuff that i’m able to move in, and also clothes that go well with my figure. i don’t work this hard on my body just to cover it up with baggy clothing.” 145. do they shower in the morning or at night? both! she showers when she wakes up and takes another one when the day is over. 146. do they order regular fries, onion rings, sweet potato fries, or tater tots? her order of preference is: sweet potato fries, tater tots, regular fries, onion rings. 147. do they normally wear socks? whenever she’s wearing sneakers, yes. 148. do they fear natural disasters? they’re not really a fear of hers. she only gets worried about it if the news makes it known that it is a really big deal. 149. can they ice/roller skate? although she’s no expert, she can do both, but she’s better at roller skating. 150. are they good at video games? she likes to pretend she is, but not really.