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So Lelith Hesperax: Queen of Knives is really just a Catra/Adora arc speedrun
10/10 best Black Library novel in years.
(I intended to read it sooner but i put another book on top of it and thus erased it from existence)
#slight hyperbole#lelith hesperax#mike brooks#drukhari#warhammer 40000#40k#black library#more like queen of wives amirite#spoilers#kind of almost spoilers
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there is an appletun in the house
the world is good again
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Me at someone who isn't my friend and has pissed me off: "Kindly stop, good Sir, I do not wish to continue this, thank you."
Me at my friends to show them I love them: "You colossal fucking dumbass. Do you have brain damage? Eat shit."
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I ACCIDENTSLLY MADE A MUTUAL MAD AT ME OH SHIT IM A HORRIBLE PERSON DEAR GOD FUCK THEY HATE ME
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So I got sick for a while, though I'm almost fully recovered now, and compound that with issues trying to design this monster, uhhhhhhhh
Yeah I probably won't be posting anything for another while longer? Sorta taking a break, haven't been in the creative mindscape, and I haven't spent time gaming with friends in a while, so I kinda want to.
#text post#sorry for the lack of anything at all???#I may have faced down mortality on some level?#Slight Hyperbole#The Leek was my napping pillow of choice#It is incredibly soft on the stem and shaped perfectly to my preferred sleeping position
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Jade I want to return to my mysterious metanarrative wife that hates me and I think I actually need to be good at the game and level my stats to get to see her again
The political situation is a lit fuse, I am pretty sure Dhaj is dead, the metanarrative is going to explode, I flunked all my exams, have solved none of the mysteries, and have no allies. Yet I am helping an autistic detective figure out her sexuality. Hashtag priorities hashtag i am so dead this run
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it couldve been midra. it couldve been messmer. it couldve been romina. we couldve had a really really cool new unique final boss instead of the actual final boss who is literally a guy we already fought in the base game and bootleg twin princes.
#elden ring#elden ring spoilers#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#no im still not over it#yknow since seeing someone talk abt reusing bosses ive really been paying attention and. yeah.#like not even counting bosses borrowing ideas n stuff from other fromsoft games (rellana final boss etc)#theres like fucking. 3 jagged peak drakes. at least 3 ghost flame dragons. hippo got turned into normal enemy.#2 tree sentinel. the fucking divine dancing lion?? i saw there was a second one??#they fr copy-pasted a fucking rememberance boss? are you for real?#not to mention the 3 billion (slight hyperbole) furnace golems#also deathbird in cerulean coast & death knight#like man i get its a big world but cmon this dlc has been in the works for like two years#surely we couldve done without copypasting a fucking remberance boss again? like with the stag?#benrey.txt
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Since you’re really getting into the world of Jewish music, have you heard of chilik frank ? He’s a chossid who does ashkenaz/Klezmer. My absolute fav song from him is a song called ‘Rabi meir omer’ !
Ughh one thing I love about kletzmer is the emphasis on clarinet so many songs have. It makes me want to pick mine back up and play this by ear...
As well, this is how it feels to play clarinet:
#ask#jumblr#jewish music#when i was first learning clarinet in school we all had a music book and i always gravitated toward playing the jewish or kletzmer-ish song#i didn't know it was kletzmer or jewish but i knew i absolutely LOVED playing that style of music#i have ALWAYS adored how that music style has sounded. deep in my heart i knew i belonged in a kletzmer band#anon thank you <3#i SERIOUSLY need to get my claronet out but i don't know how i'd explain to my family why i'd be playing obviously 'foreign' music#i haven't picked up my clarinet in years........#do reeds expire ....#i love learning songs by playing them by ear. i learned a lot of songs through this and even made claronet parts to songs that don't have i#i'd walk around during marching band practice with my earbud in playing parts over and over. i bet it was annoying to my peers LMAO#my toxic trait was listening to music while marching and playing music (not during comps obviously just during band camp)#it was so bad i listened to one song eight hours a day (more like ten) every day for two weeks#even AFTER band camp i would replay it on my walk to my ex's house. and it was a twenth minute walk or so. it was BAD.#UMMM. apparently reeds DO expire. funny. some of my reeds i used for half a year or more#and these websites are saying to replace them biweekly? no way. no fucking way#i don't care. i'll let my reeds grow a culture of their own if they play well (slight hyperbole)#vandorens are GREAT but they're pricy. i am NOT shelling out my life savings for three reeds
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I'm sure Bishop was a mutated human, almost like '12 April, it's never explained exactly what the greymen did to him, only that they gave him enhanced abilities and made him virtually immortal.
I'm really interested how you will do his story in Rise, it would be really interesting if he had history with the Krang, like instead of the greyman it was the Krang who experimented on him in this version, the writers confirmed that there are several types of Krang and not all of them would turn you into a zombie as soon as they saw you.
Also, I really need someone who is able to give Draxum a good punch and make him doubt his reality. Even if that someone causes trouble later on.
I have the scenepack of all of Bishop's 2003 scenes somewhere in my tabs. I watched part of it, will hopefully watch the rest when I get to actually writing Bishop. If I can find it in my tabs, that is.
I have like. So many tabs open.
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gonna write my doctorate thesis on The Hat Fight: Why Riven and Musa's Dumbest Argument Is the Best Character Moment In The Show
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Me: Am I out of line for saying this man in his 70s is still attractive? Hmm let's check the tag...
The tag, probably populated by girls 10 years younger than me: I NEED TO RIDE THAT OLD MAN UNTIL HIS HIP BREAKS INTO A MILLION PIECES! I WANT TO SUCK ON HIS WERTHER'S ORIGINAL! HE WON'T NEED DEMENTIA TO FORGET HIS NAME ONCE I'M WITH HIM! CALL ME A RETIREMENT HOME WITH HOW MUCH HE SHOULD BE INSIDE ME!
#charles dance#the first is nearly a quote#the rest is very slight hyperbole#no judgement i just find it funny
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I go on tumblr for 10 minutes and all of a sudden my queue is filled for the next 5 days... I need to learn to control myself
#this may be a slight hyperbole#but it's basically true#i may need to make some more sideblogs#crimson talks#tumblr
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Why does tiktok have a tag block limit of 100. I am constantly at like 99 and them I have to go through and remove old shit when it starts showing me things I don't want to see
Please I need to curate my Internet experience I NEED THESE SHIPS I DONT LIKE GONE.
#i see an m/f ship and I block on sight /hj#i need to not see it#get the heterosexuality away from my eyes...#but also i am very picky with the ships i like LMFAO#theres like. 5. hsr ships i dont hate#slight hyperbole maybe but still#need. to. block.
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18 and 31 for the ask game?
Based on this ask game! Thanks so much @alchemicallymoon :)
#18 - Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?
Fanfic titles are the bane of my existence. Basically all of them - with the exception of pieces that have longer pre-planning stages like “Fallout” - are the very last thing I write while setting the story in AO3. It’s basically tradition for me to message my beta reader about how much I hate coming up with a title when I reach that stage.
I cannot overstate this point enough. 9/10 times you read one of my fics, the title is something I fumbled with before hitting post. There’s no real pattern to them either, except in particular cases like my “Sapphic Valley” series where every title is a Taylor Swift song as determined by my Swiftie friend (who plays the Gardenia character) based on the vibe of each piece.
#31 - Do you start with the characters or the plot when writing?
This could go either way, honestly.
Most of my fics start as a character-driven idea. I’ll be interested in writing about a particular pairing or dynamic, and that drives the process of figuring out how I want to throw them against each other.
However, I also base a lot of my stories on little personal experiences or a visual scene that’s striking in my head. If those aren’t inherent to one character or character set (for example, a Pokemon battle between specific folks), then I’ll sometimes fit characters into the scene.
That being said… Shipping is one of my main drivers for writing. So you can generally assume I’m character-first.
#My first answer was very aggressive#But it’s only a slight hyperbole#Even so… Happy to answer lmao#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#writing#creative writing#writing process#characters#story#thanks so much for the ask!!#ask game#Alchemicallymoon
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things that piss me off as someone who travels to school as a pedestrian:
people who stop on cross walks
the cross walk is there for a reason, and if you expect me to go into a busy road because pedestrians technically have the right of way, just because you want to get a headstart with your turn, you should shift your expectations and your stopping position. turn signals exist for a reason, you don’t have to hog the street just to signify you want to turn
people who don’t use their signals nearly as much as they should
i get it, the street is empty and you just want to change lanes, go ahead. but if there are other cars or pedestrian vehicles on the road (especially near and adjacent to you) please just signal. it’s not hard, and it makes things so much clearer and safer. same with merges, as many merging lanes go through bike lanes. Turn Signals are Not Just for Turns.
people who insist on turning on red lights
ok, maybe there’s no signs there, maybe you technically can turn on red. but at least look out for anyone who may be crossing on that red light. having to stop in the middle of the road is scary, especially when it’s because someone just sped a turn past you, so please just look out and make sure no one’s crossing if you wanna turn on that red light. just like you were taught as a child, look both ways before you cross. the street is now the pedestrians’, it’s now of the cars driving perpendicular to you, look both ways.
this is not a comprehensive list like at all, just a rant of some things on my mind, cuz i encounter each of these on a daily basis and it’s annoying and terrifying
#floridan drivers are fucking insane you guys#i fear for my life every day#/slight hyperbole#also feel free to rb and add stuff i definitely missed some here
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finding out that the fucking bonecloak lady can get myshka but you can't keep him my disappointment is immeasurable my day is ruined fuck you larian and also fuck you larian
#tbd#fuck this entire game i'm never playing it again#(it's slight hyperbole but i also hate the mechanics of crpgs and seluneheart's bullshit ending so it could end up being true actually )#bg3 negativity
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