#(she can't)

[eidolons-stuff]

Yoko: *waving a hand in front of enid* "hello? are you having a stroke?"

Enid: "I'm gonna ask Wednesday where she wants to get married"

Yoko: "DON'T YOU DARE!"

[incorrect-splatoon]

[Pearl looking for a shirt] [Pearl still looking for a shirt]

Marina: [Blushing] Can you stop teasing me while you get dress

Pearl : What ?

Marina: Just get a freaking tee shirt !

[turnthepagevn]

Who wants kids

Robin, Alastor, and Zack all want kids!

Yuuri isn't even sure if she can have kids.

[dirtytransmasc]

I am now obsessed with the idea of mama bear Zdog and is all because of your amazing posts 😂 Do you have anything else you want to share about her?🥺

I have had this one idea in my head for like a week now.

I don't know if you've seen bluey, but there's an episode about bluey and bingo's (the main child characters) aunt coming to visit after years of not seeing them, and its not straight out said, but heavily implied that she can't have kids of her own, and it makes her so sad that she couldn't visit her sister or the kids because it hurt too much (this is the episode Onesies), this is sorta how I imagine the relationship between paz, zdog, and spider is reminiscent of that.

like I can imagine that entire episode just switching out the characters, and tweaking the timeline.

paz and zdog had been friends since they got sent to this hellhole, maybe even before that, but when paz got pregnant, it made something ache in zdog, and she put a lot of distance between them. she assured paz it wasn't her fault, but some wounds never heal, sometimes they ache, and it was better that they stay distant so zdog didn't do or say something stupid in her grief and anger.

but then spider is born and she's invited to see him. her stomach rolls at the prospect, but she just can't not go see the baby, its her best friends spawn, so she goes. she falls in love immediately.

she gets to hold this little, fresh out the oven, baby. part of her cracks, the pain in her chest blossoms as she comes to terms that she will never have this. but part of her is just content to have this chance.

after that she becomes the go to nanny, paz finding ways to need a nanny more often then she actually needs one, just so zdog gets time with the baby.

she's a natural mom, baby touch and all, she's even got a good mom instinct. she can get him to stop crying the second she picks him up, can get him to smile and laugh. she knows how to tell the difference between his cries, what the different ones mean and how to rectify the situation. paz swears she's a better mom then her.

that's what hurts the most. she's good at this, she's really good at this. more often then not, when she has to hand him back over, they deep within a game or he's asleep on her chest. she hates having to give him back, she knows she has to, she doesn't see him as hers but a little voice in the back of her head screams every time she has to let go of him.

he is her salvation and her destruction.

[weirdsociology]

dorothy dunnett write a straight protagonist 1976 challenge

[dumbshyanon]

Guys, I-I... I don't understand why I keep seeing fanart of Makima smoking... because she can't fucking smoke- 💀

Bro started coughing after one puff

[slimepuppied]

thinking about the romangerri funeral scene and how badly i wanted it, how i knew she was gonna touch him, how i knew she was sat behind him to be support, but how i also know it doesn't fit. ( it does, it could, it can in that gerri could reach out and be kind because she sees him in pain, and she is human and she is capable of that kindness. "it's a pretty lie." ) but it doesn't work in their dynamic, because gerri doesn't bullshit him, she's the one person who doesn't bullshit him, and she isn't going to start now just because she sees him hurting --

[enslaughts]

thinking about laura lee as lottie's first disciple. laura lee, unable to hear god's voice after her failed attempt to save them, her second plane crash, so she clings to lottie's. unable to hear the wilderness like even the rest of them learn to, but she always listens to lottie, like the little children at jesus' feet.

[widoed]

natasha Price: 228,469$ Personality: Aggressive. I love learning new things. Food: Only eats desserts. Notes: Very dominant. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★☆

i just needed y'all to know this is what she got....

[spellscarred]

Am pregenante

[lesbianseaweed]

me: Did you know that the person who voices Sofia in Sofia The First also plays Alex on Modern Family?

my mom trying to have dinner in peace: ...no?

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[cruelnemothesis]

[soundwavefucker69]

bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."