#(re: im so fucking stressed)

[lbhslefttiddie]

youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

[puppyeared]

my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining

some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe

reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.

if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.

the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)

lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since

isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)

[littlepuddingsworld]

ordered a protein powder, received a "lemon velvet cake 6 pieces (apparently some kind of baking mixture, but a really huge box)"🙄😒 no, universe, too late; I'm фитоняша now. gimme my protein. i need to add something to my child porridge I go back to when I'm stressed. gimme<///3

[burinazar]

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i…………feel bad about………something. the same thing as earlier. ugghh I hate how much this bugs me

[nievea]

trying to pre-order dawntrail the impossible challenge !! also SORRY I'VE BEEN PANIC PLAYING 16 IN MY FREE TIME BC I NEED TO PLAY THE DLC I NEED TO I HAVE LIMITED TIME ( I did not own a ps5 at the time of release so I watched the 20 hour movie version 2000 times teehee ) I will reblog an ask meme when I find one that doesn't have too many love prompts??? LMAO. You are ALWAYS allowed to turn asks into threads. I like them because starter calls are a bit hard for me! ♡

[merulanoir]

I KNOW my writing energy and skill will return once life calms down a bit but gosh it feels BAD to be unable to create. Writing is so essential to me as a human person and right now work and school are devouring all my spoons and then some. There's nothing left over atm (and I count myself lucky I can at least still DM), but fucking hell this sucks so bad rn.

Can someone like, hold my hand or something because I'm hanging by a thread.

[thinkinpoink]

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[seventh-district]

i’m not like other girls, my “Rest” stats are a heart rate of 110bpm and a HRV of 14 fucking milliseconds. :)

[bylertruther]

thinking abt byler with their dog watching a movie on the couch all snuggled up in some blankets (plural, bc will hogs them & leaves mike to freeze to death [will rejects these slanderous claims, says mike's being a big baby]).. their dog's got its head in mike's lap and his feet against will's ribs in the weirdest most endearing position ever that cannot possibly be comfortable And Yet. mike scratches n rubs the little mongrel's chest n asks him if he's enjoying their boys night. This Is Real n True

[doggirl-narcolepsy]

.........................................i haven't slept all night and i have a job interview in 2 hours :)

[lilgynt]

i will not call out no matter how much i want to (self affirmation) ((not working))

[prokyon]

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[vxnuslogy]

that gen narumi fic is gonna be posted tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[talkorsomething]

The whole "go to sleep -> think about sh" thing is still happening. I know nobody was wondering, but it's bugging me. My blog anyways.

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Well, we've gone too far past the "don't sh" territory that i don't think i actually ate all day.

(Owing to the shortness. No brain power probably and also i'm tired.)

And still. Without fail. The thought is there.

[skrunksthatwunk]

they fucking unregistered me for all my classes just to mess with me

[justtogetthrough]

My workplace is having an epidemic of people not doing their fucking jobs and idk how it still manages to shock me at how helpless and incompetent people are getting, but not a week goes by where someone throwing in the towel before even looking into a request or issue makes me and my manager go what the FUCK????? Seriously?!?!?!

(The issue is that things keep getting brought to us being like oooh nooo CAS/a family/a kid is asking for [something], whatever will we doooo. And it is not our role to figure it out. We are not case management. It’s so fucking obvious what to do 85% of the time and we can’t figure out why everyone gives up so easily when all it takes is 10 minutes of critical thinking and bouncing some ideas around. Our jobs have gotten cumbersome because of how much time we are required to spend doing other people’s jobs lately. It’s garbage.)