#(pronounced pie)

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[gods-perfect-idiots]

Today's installment of Soft Poolverine™ comes with some bonus dialogue in my mind? Realistically Wade is likely always running his mouth (unless it is otherwise occupied and even then he's trying his darnedest to get in his quips around whatever is... obstructing his flow) so I feel like there is nearly always dialogue one way or the other, even if it's maybe more of a monologue at times...

[fascinationstreetmp3]

killer klown from outer space 🤡 she likes flowers and doesn't actually know what a clown is but it sounds cool. her name is pai. btw

[mentattea]

Rabban: Your name is too on the nose.

Piter, who just clocked in to Castle Harkonnen for the first time: Why would it be?

Rabban: Piter is short for Compiter, right? Like those old thinking machines.

Piter, already tired of this job: It is not.

[pinkyshy10]

So I'm bored so I think I'm going to share my Au of what if a question goes was in the Percy Jackson Universe

Okay few things I think all of the main seven are demigods because I think that would be fun and also Sunset the Sunset we follow in the movies and shorts is the human Sunset because that's my personal theory that you could check out here though principal Celestia is definitely her mother in this one for obvious reasons

I think I'm going to go in order of my favorites in terms of each girls Godly parent

Pinkie Pie- daughter of Dionysus, Dionysus is the god of many things one of which is fertility and Pinkie Pie has a twin sister marble, he is also the god of wine and I could see Pinky's parents being wine connoisseurs, also reproduction gets wacky win the gods are involved Pinky has three biological parents her parents that we see in the show and Dionysus, he is also the god of Celebration and Madness and that just fits Pinkie Pie perfectly, I haven't decided what Marvel got from being the daughter of Dionysus if you have suggestions let me know. I think she was coming to camp when she was 12 she started dating photoshi a year later than that they will both claim that this time so they know for a fact that they're not dating siblings, also you know for a fact that she had the lamest claiming ever Diagnosis was just like hey you my kid now go to my cabin, i don't know if she knew she was a demigod beforehand I'm kind of debating her twin sister not being a demigod and only she is but i'm not sure I'm going to keep that

Fluttershy- I honestly don't know anymore my first thought was Iris because her personality in the books is pretty similar to Fluttershy but I truly don't know I'm now thinking maybe Hermes or even Apollo, oh I wish Pan was an option I'm going to leave a pole which Godly parent do you think Fluttershy would have, in any case, I think like Pinkie Pie she has three biological parents( also Dionysus is not an option because if you could tell by my username I ship Pinkie Pie with Fluttershy I'm not making them siblings neither is Apollo because I also ship her with sunset and she's a daughter of Apollo)

I think fluttershy was coming to Camp since she was 12 i truly don't know if she knew she was a dummy God beforehand i think I would figure that out when I figure out who her Godly payment is

Sunset- this one should be obvious Apollo, she is the first person on this list to only have one mortal parent Principal Celestia who doesn't know that she's her daughter because she thinks her daughter might be dead because she did go through the portal to Equestria in this universe, she came to camp after Battle of Olympus and she definitely didn't know she was a demigod before coming to Camp she didn't know that she was originally a human

Applejack- also a daughter of Apollo, remember her archery skills in the friendship games, she is an interesting case because she was not born from cheating but she was conceived when Buttercup was already with Bright Mac that's because one of them has the ability to see through the mist I haven't decided which one and after having their first child (Big Mac)together a few years later buttercup got the attention of a God and because they both knew that he was a god Bright Mac was like yo that's a god it's not cheating I'm giving you permission to hook up with that God and then a few years later bright Mack did the same thing with Hephaestus, so yeah even though she's not biologically related to her Paul or her little sister they're still family to her Granny Smith knows none of this, she started going to Camp when she was 12 and she definitely knows she was a demigod beforehand her paw values honesty after all

Rarity- rarity is a daughter of Aphrodite and her conception actually leads to my personal head Canon for Aphrodite I think she sometimes has kids with couples because she falls in love with the love of a couple, so basically Rarity was conceived because her mom loved her mortal parent's relationship so much that she had a kid with them. I think she would be a daughter of Aphrodite because she's a hopeless romantic, personally I think she started coming to Camp when she was around 12 though I'm not quite sure if she knew she was a demigod beforehand

Twilight( the human one)- I think she's a child of Athena i haven't decided whether her biological Mortal parent is her mom in the show or her dad but because Athena's kids Are not born from a romantic love more of a purely platonic Fascination it's not cheating. I feel like my reasoning should be pretty obvious also she doesn't come to Camp until after the battle of Olympus. She doesn't know she's a demigod until she gets to camp

Rainbow Dash- daughter of Nike. In terms of Rainbow Dash's conception her dad was single when she was conceived her mom in the show is her stepmom who came into her life when she was about 3, the reason why I think her mom would be Nike because she is very competitive and very fixated on winning and Nike is literally the goddess of victory, also she came to camp after the Battle of Olympus . Rainbow doesn't know she's a demigod until she gets to camp

In this Au, the Battle of Olympus happened white before the Friendship Games and because of that the Friendship Games don't exactly happen the same way because they met the human Twilight at camp before the school yeah even began

[yonglixx]

when he forgot the word for ‘burrito’ so he started describing it 😭

[kazz-brekker]

people are always discussing the lack of pronunciation guide in asoiaf and how you are supposed to say various valyrian names but i would like to also bring up the fact that the books and tv show have conspired to convince people to pronounce the name jaime as "jamie" instead of "hi-may" which is something that i have always found strange

[ichorblossoms]

shoutout to pyrithaea for being the only oc of mine to escape her placeholder name. starfyre/starlight were NOT going to cut it and i knew that in my twelve-year-old heart and soul

[pyrrhuria]

url change/art blog separation

hey!!! just a heads up that i am changing this blog's url from stormystarlight to pyrrhuria, and will from here on out be using the new blog @stormystarlight as an art-only blog and this blog as a personal/misc blog. i plan on rbing everything i put over there on here like ≤ a day later, so if you keep following this blog you don't necessarily need to follow the other, but if you're only here for my art, feel free to unfollow this blog and follow @stormystarlight instead!

[awakenthebeing]

how is piepoe’s name pronounced?

(Py-po!!)

Not peepoh, or anything <:3

[scaredstupid]

ro.uxls k.aard.....💖💗💖💘💕💖💗💖💕

[ioannemos]

google drive: hi um. your language is set to american english? can you... stop using britishisms pls you're confusing me

me, clicking 'ignore' on its notification that i misspelled 'pajamas': i did that on purpose, now shut up

[liverpool-enjoyer]

its an appie pie n the champions kinda night

[dykeredhood]

I’m sure everyone gives a great performance, but the main reason I’m excited to watch Hornblower is because Captain Cutie Pie is there

[these-detestable-hands]

Idc, kissing could've fixed both Thorfinn and Knud, even more so in season 2

[haechanhues]

hi

so - for those of you that don't know - my cat died. he was literally my cat. Probably the most important animal in my whole life. i've had him in my life since i was 5 and i'm 23 now. and when he died i had no idea what to do. every black thing was him. couldn't sleep or eat without crying or with some flashback. i ended up going to my nan's -

i'm at my nan's for awhile. my mum starts finding cats. oh what do you know? a brother and a sister who were found in the dump - abandoned and left for dead. we meet them and name them. they've become my babies and i'm third parent. it's different because these lot feel like my children and quincy felt like a soulmate? idk hard to explain. they've bonded with me and i've become so fucking fond of them as well.

a week or two later - oh look we've got a fucking puppy now. now i'm not a hater or anything. i love animals. i'm just not confident. i was barely confident when we got these new kittens but it was familiar enough where i could adapt to it. puppy feels like a whole new ball game. still trying to figure out a name. mum has gotten them mixed up already and it's day one.

anyways what this long spiel was about was hi i've got 3 new pets and it hasn't even been a month and god it makes us all nervous. because these pets deserve all the love in the world they are so fucking precious but i don't know- like i feel like my loyalty and like true true pet love has been buried.

so if anyone's got any tips to look after a puppy? it'd be appreciated. kittens i can handle - i think i've got them on lock now. puppy is just a bit out of my element though.