#(oh my god i just heard a certain blonde haired character say that nope)

[kalosstarters]

One-shot: Much Ado about a Leather Jacket

When I posted my drawing of Mairin with Alain’s jacket, @modeststroke said: “I'm currently thinking about Manon stealing Alain's jacket and taking a bunch of selfies with it in different locations and sending them to him teasing him because he wants it back and can't freaking find her”, and that sounded so much fun that I decided to write a small fic about it. Not to be taken too seriously, I know that the characters probably sound a bit OOC because I exaggerated some things on purpose. (Sap warning, probably. Lemme decide that Mairin is 17 and Alain 20 here so it doesn’t quite follow my headcanons, but who cares)

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Alain felt his phone buzzing in his pocket when he was about to leave his classroom. “What now?” he sighed in his mind, thinking that something that required his attention might have happened at the lab, and picked the phone to check his messages. At first he smiled a tiny bit, seeing a picture of his smiling best friend on his phone screen. But then, something in the photo caught his attention, and his smile faded. 

A quiet “what the mew” came out of his mouth when he realized what was so weird about the photo. Mairin was wearing a black jacket - his jacket - in it, but from the background Alain couldn’t figure out where she was. The most annoying part was that she had never asked a permission to use it. He had told her dozens of times that she could borrow his fluffy scarf if she so wanted, but his leather jacket was a different story. He had gotten it as a birthday present from Professor Sycamore years ago, and because of that the jacket was particularly dear to him. With Mairin, there was a great risk that she would rip it or damage it in other ways.

The black haired boy pressed the “call” button on the bottom of the screen and didn’t have to wait long for the red head to answer. 

“What?” the girl asked all too innocently, without even bothering to greet him. 

“Oh, you know exactly what ‘what’, you have taken my jacket.” Alain growled to her in return.

“Excuse you, I’m only borrowing it because the only coat I had with me got dirty the other day when I fell.” Mairin couldn’t believe Alain got this riled up over a jacket and rolled her eyes even though he couldn’t see.

“Not an acceptable excuse, you could have at least asked my permission to use it first.” 

“Well, I can’t just call you in the middle of your class and ask if it’s OK to use it. Dork.”

“That’s not the... Ugh. Where are you anyway? I’m gonna come and take that jacket back.” Alain sounded calm, but Mairin knew he was losing his patience.

“Alain! It’s not that big a deal! But if you really want it back, you are gonna have to find me first because I’m not telling you.” Alain couldn’t see Mairin’s face, but he guessed she was showing her tongue on the other side of the line. 

“Oh really?” Alain sassed in response. 

“Really,” Mairin laughed, and hanged up. Alain stared at his phone in frustration for a moment, but then decided to go to the lab to ask if Professor Sycamore knew where Mairin was. 

Less than a minute later, he received a new photo message from Mairin, this time with a teasing pose. Alain could see some trees and rocks behind her, but that didn’t tell much about her whereabouts. It was not in the city, that much was clear. When Alain arrived in the lab, he immediately stormed to Professor Sycamore’s room, and the older man looked up from his papers in surprise hearing his almost-son make so much noise. 

“What’s wrong? Has something happened?”

“Mairin took my jacket,” he admitted after considering how to bring that up without sounding ridiculous. He soon realized he had failed. 

“Huh? Oh yeah, I saw it on her when she went out earlier today...” the Professor stated, not understanding why Alain looked like someone had stolen his keystone or something equally rare and valuable. He knew Mairin would definitely return that jacket later that day, and it was not like that piece of clothing was something irreplaceable.

“Do you know where she went? She sent me this pic...” 

Alain showed the Professor the photos Mairin had shared with him, but he didn’t get any new information from the older man. Right when he was about to put his phone away, it alerted him about another new photo message. This time Mairin was playing a Tauros fighter with Chespie (Chespie naturally being the ‘tauros’), and the spiny armor Pokémon was pushing his spines against his leather jacket, as if trying to attack Mairin. This time the background was also visible (on purpose, Alain realized), and the two men recognized the place as the skate park right outside Lumiose City, on route 5. The photo was ridiculous, and in some other case Alain might have laughed at it, but to his annoyance Professor Sycamore chose exactly that moment to make fun of him:

“Aren’t you guys adorable! She clearly wants you to go get her... I mean, the jacket, because otherwise she wouldn’t have shown where she is.”

Alain blushed fiercely at the comment, and pulled his phone back from his father figure. 

“Oh come on... as if something like that would happen!” he mumbled, but grabbed his beloved scarf, and left the lab. He refused to acknowledge the fact that Augustine had a point; Mairin had teased him about not revealing her whereabouts only a little while ago, but now she had already done it. Professor Sycamore just shook his head and smiled widely as the front door banged loudly below him. 

Only 15 minutes later, Alain arrived at the skate park, and it didn’t take him long to spot a certain red head and her starter Pokémon resting under a tree nearby. Mairin used his black jacket as her pillow, and her eyes were closed when Alain stopped next to her. 

“Hey! Wake up!”

“Huh? Oh hi Alain, you found us!” Mairin greeted him cheerfully, but didn’t rise from the ground. 

“Can I finally get my jacket back?” Alain asked, combing his messy hair in annoyance. 

“Yes, if you come and get it!” She didn’t make any move to get off of the piece of clothing Alain wanted back so badly, just looked at him expectantly, ready to fight back. 

Alain quickly looked around, and since no one was watching them, he surprised both himself and her, and threw himself on the ground (nearly on Mairin) and started a tickle fight. That kept going for a while until Mairin finally rolled off the jacket, tears on her cheeks from laughing so hard, and Alain snatched it to himself. But before he could stand up, Mairin took a firm hold of his shoulders and pulled him back next to her. Their faces were really close, only a few inches away... And Mairin decided to close that space. Her lips pressed against his only for a moment, but it made both of them blush, and Mairin decided she should finally explain why she had dragged Alain to the park:

“Happy birthday, Alain.”

“What?” Alain had completely forgotten what day it was. “Is that why you took this?”

“Yes. I knew that I wouldn’t get you out otherwise, because you would have simply said ‘I have to finish this thing’, so I had to make a plan... And it worked pretty well!” 

“Uh. What about that kiss, though? What did that mean?”

“Arceus, you can be so oblivious sometimes... It means I like you. And I wanted to wish you a happy birthday.”

Alain didn’t know how to respond so Mairin took advantage of the silence and added: “By the way, there’s a present in the pocket.”

Alain reached for the pocket of his jacket, and found a small box in there. In it, there was thin silver chain, but there wasn’t anything hanging from it. 

“You still hadn’t figured out where to keep your keystone so I thought it would be nice if... we had matching ones? Of course, only if you want it.”

“Oh. That’s very nice of you.”

He took his keystone from his pant pocket and pulled the chain through the little hook the stone had. Then he let Mairin attach it around his neck, and looked at it for a while thoughtfully. 

“It looks good.”

“It does!” Mairin exclaimed happily, pleased at her good gift choice. 

“Thanks,” Alain said quietly after a while.

“For what?”

“For this all. It cheered me up.”

“Oh. I’m glad to hear that. Did you hear that, Chespie, we did i...”

Mairin couldn’t finish her sentence because she was interrupted Alain’s lips on hers. He admitted in his mind, while tasting the hot chocolate she had drunk a little while ago from her lips, that maybe Professor Sycamore hadn’t been that wrong after all.

[venomous-ko]

Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong

Some major spoilers up ahead!

Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! 🤣🤣

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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, “sometimes people (and creatures) change”???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????

Also, we’re all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidora’s dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?

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Lol! “Apex Cybernetics!” That’s not foreshadowing! 🤣

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Apparently, I didn’t get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! That’s not ganna go wrong somehow. 🙃😑👀

Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I was literally like 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 for that entire convo.

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I’m sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, “yeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????

Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.

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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!

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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...

Godzilla: >:[

Kong: ...bitch.

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Precious girl: Thank you, friend 🧏🏽‍♀️

Kong: ☺️😴

THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!

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Bitch-ass White Man: How’s Kong with heights?

BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!

And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDN’T YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONG’S ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!

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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!

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“I think it’s romantic,”

I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brown’s character!! 🤣❤️🤣

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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“This is page one in the ‘Playing God’ handbook, right?”

I’ve decided I love this character! 🤣

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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THING—Oh god! 😨 Why y’all got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! 😬

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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!

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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!

Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if y’all clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!

And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!

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WINE BREAK!!!

Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle

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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! 😂😭

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“It’s not working”

Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!

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HOW DARE Y’ALL USE KONG’S LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE Y’ALL!!!

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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!

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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!

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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!

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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? 😂😂😂

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“It’s beautiful,”

Of course it’s beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol

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Y’ALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!

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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*

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Kong’s first thought: *nom the dragon guts*

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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It’s the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!

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“We going in?”

“Yeah”

The BALLS on this child!

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“AAAAHH 😐”

*fear*

LMAO!!!!! I’M FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!

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“Sacrifice Pit”

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD

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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!

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YO IT’S A GOOD THING I AIN’T SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC I’D BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!

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“Humanity, once again, will be the apex species,”

THERE it is!

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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!

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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???

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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever we’re calling it) and THAT’s what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, “Nu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!”

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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzilla’s headed to Hong Kong for some reason?

FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!

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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievous’s lair,da fuq?!? 🤣🤣🤣

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I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, y’all! 😭😭😭

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Y’all, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawler’s skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!

(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)

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BRUH!!! Why y’all exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, y’all implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!

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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!

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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORA’S REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

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OH FUCK!!!! Y’ALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORA’S HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! Y’ALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!

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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didn’t HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! 😂😂 Ya douche bag!!!

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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, “Ah! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!”

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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I can’t help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I can’t remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where he’s stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But I’m probably overthinking it.

[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]

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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THAT’S NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kong’s species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, “Imma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc that’s what screws us over, so, why WOULD’nt it hurt them!?!” I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!

It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!

Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???

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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOU—AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!

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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!

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“ that’s Apex property now,”

Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying “hey we don’t understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!”

Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????

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Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!

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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabe’s Serizawa!?!?!

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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!

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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!

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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!

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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH

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“Shoot him!”

WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!

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Why does white man who don’t know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!

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Y’all love had SO MUCH wine!

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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?

Da fuq!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!

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“Maintenance! I’M MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ain’t buying it”

That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!

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Y’all really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!

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GAWD, I’m so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! 🤤😋

[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert “Parmesan” to “oatmeal,” but okay! 😆😅]

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Kong be like, “Hey, bitch!!! You lookin’ for me!?!?”

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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!

Sorry, I’ll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.

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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!

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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!

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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!

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“Really? Groupies, again?”

First of all, again!?! What happened last time???

Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!

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“There can only be one alpha,”

Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!

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Kong said, “Yeet! YEET SELF!!!”

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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!

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Kong’s expression , tho! 🤣🤣🤣

Like, “Can you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!”

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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what it’s like to be the last of his species! 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

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“This is how we [...] win!”

Oh, honey, you ‘bout to die! Lmao! 😂

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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for “coward” at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol

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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!

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Dammit, he escaped!

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This girl is too good!

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Did y’all really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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YEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!

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“I was hoping to die with adults, but that’s okay,”

🤣🤣🤣

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“I’VE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!”

GOD, I love this movie!!!!

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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 He powering up the axe!!!!!

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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLA’s ASS!!!!

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Kong said, “I’m done, y’all! Imma take a nap!”

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“Dad. Uh...Bernie.”

I fucking love Bernie!!! 😂😂😂😂

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JIA NOOOO!!! Don’t go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!

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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!

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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!

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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!

[giuliafc]

When Magic Fails - chapter 2

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Summary: The Miraculous Cure can fix the damage caused by a specific akuma. But what happens when said damage comes after the Miraculous Cure? When the damage isn't caused by an akuma? Follow Marinette through the worst day of her life. The day where her identity, or Chat's, won't matter any more. The day when she will discover what's really important. But at what price? Lovesquare story.

Warning: VERY intense! Read previous chapter here on Tumblr

Betas: KhanOfAllOrcs, Agrestebug, Etoile-Lead-Sama, Speckleflower, AmberLambda, Anonymousfriend27 and MiniNoire

Big thanks to: Momo|MarinetteAgresteBrand and Genxha

Cover art and chapter art credit: Rosehealer02 on Deviantart.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by (c) Thomas Astruc; TS1 Bouygues, Disney Channel, Zagtoon, Toei Animation. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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Chapter 2 - Code Polkadot

It was a race against time. His ring beeped when she passed the Ministère de la Santé, and her own Miraculous beeped in front of the ambassade des Pays-Bas. People watched in horror as she jumped and zipped across the road. She could see their stares, could hear their whispers. They were probably wondering what Ladybug was doing, holding Chat Noir and running madly across the road, both covered in blood, dust and rubble. She glared at anybody that came within a glaring distance.

“WHERE’S THE HOSPITAL?” she shouted at someone who had just stopped on a bike next to her. A familiar face, but her vision was so blurred by tears and sweat that she couldn’t quite make out who the person was. She shrugged off the idea. Four different hands pointed in the same direction, immediately followed by another dozen. She attempted a grateful smile, but was certain, from the frightened reactions of the people on the road, that she had barely managed to put up a painful grimace.

She jumped across in the direction shown and immediately saw her reflection glaring at her from the windows of the building in front of her. She didn’t even stop to consider what she looked like. The words on the building's windows said Hôpital Necker, but they also mentioned "University". She looked around to find the blue "H" that clearly marked a public hospital and saw it just a few metres away, at the side of a small marble arched gate, which led into a courtyard.

She landed in front of it and burst inside; her eyes scanned the courtyard until she saw at her left a door manning the sign “Accueil”. As she walked inside and looked around, she saw lines of metallic black seats. Mothers and children moved to give her space, as well as the people queuing and standing in front of the reception check in. She heard whispers around the room, mothers consoling their children who were asking what happened to Chat Noir. Why were there so many kids? All the patients had children with them; that was weird.

“I need a doctor, quickly!” she said bluntly at the woman sitting at the check in desk. To her disappointment the receptionist was on the phone, so taken with looking at the screen in front of her that she hadn’t even glanced in her direction. Marinette’s gaze quickly ran to Chat Noir’s face. The side of his head was covered in blood, which had mixed together with the dirt and the pieces of mortar in his hair and had made a sort of paste that had glued to his and even to her own suit. Her heart raced faster in her chest. She needed to hurry.

“Have you got your child’s carnet de santé and carte mutuelle, and your carte vitale please?” came from behind the green desk the voice of said receptionist, who stretched her left hand out to her, her eyes still focused on the screen in front of her, her ear still glued to the phone receiver.

Marinette gulped. Child? She looked around again. There were plenty of colourful drawings and cartoon characters embossed on the walls of the reception desk and pictures of children with many different types of illnesses.

Oh yes. Hôpital Necker, the child hospital. That’s right. She had heard of it in the news so many times, looking for donations for their research.

“He’s not my child…” she said. If the situation hadn’t been so serious she was sure Chat would have found it funny.

The middle aged brunette in front of her took her eyes off her screen, put a thick pair of glasses on and gave her a practised look of pure boredom before her brown eyes widened. “Excuse me ma’am,” she said to the person she was talking to on the phone. “I have an emergency here. You will need to redial.” She hung up and dropped the phone receiver.

“La… Ladybug? Oh Jesus… Chat Noir? What… This is a child’s hospital Ladybug… we have adult patients, but they...they’re not our speciality...” She started stammering and paled considerably.

Marinette felt a gush of anger spreading all over her gut as she admitted it, hastily, “I’m fifteen… and I expect him to be around my age. I don’t care if it’s a hospital for children, for aliens or for wild animals. He could die if we don’t act fast. He needs help. NOW.”

People all around started whispering.

“Fifteen?”

“Oh my God.”

“They are kids.”

“Only kids.”

“Maman is Chat Noir really younger than my big brother?”

“Sure.” The woman at the desk picked up the phone and pushed a couple of buttons on it. “Dr. Richter? Yes, Sylvie here at reception. We have an emergency. Oh you know already? Good… code polkadot you say? What is it, I’ve never heard of it. Ah okay... Cool. Yes, they know. They’re 15! Yes. I hear you, yes. Crazy! I’ll tell her. Leave it to me.” She stood and ran out of the accueil’s room; Marinette could only follow. “They’re already waiting for you in front of the SUSI (2).”

Marinette paled. “But I thought this was…” she muttered, but the woman interrupted her.

“Ladybug, you’re in the wrong place. This is the reception for booked appointments and routine visits. The SUSI is over there.” She pointed to the left. “You’re probably going to be faster than the bed. It’s the other side of that rooftop.”

Marinette gave her a grateful look and a nod. “Thank you… Sylvie?”

“Good luck, Ladybug,” she said smiling warmly. “You saved my boyfriend when he was akumatised. This is the least I can do.”

Marinette nodded again and held Chat firmly, jumping on the rooftop as fast as her legs could take her. She immediately saw that three men dressed in blue were waiting at the back entrance of the next building, near what looked like a gurney and an ambulance. She jumped off right beside them.

“We’ve been waiting for you, Ladybug. Nadja Chamack rang the hospital to warn us of your arrival. Please allow me to take him,” one of the nurses said, as he tried to take Chat from her arms.

She initially resisted, but then heard Chat’s ring giving a louder beep, so she gave in. “Please, we need to hurry. One minute and our transformations will fall,” she pleaded. The man’s gaze became stern. He held Chat firmly and moved steadily towards the gurney next to him. He carefully put Chat on it and quickly pushed the gurney inside the building, trying to move it hastily to the corridor leading to a door labelled ‘PU - Urgences’ (1).

A loud beep came from her earrings, and in a flash of pink, Marinette’s transformation fell as she sped next to the nurses, not even trying to hide her face from the crowd that had gathered all around her. Her gaze stayed firmly focused on Chat and on the nurses who were putting what she thought could be an oxygen mask on his mouth and nose, taking advantage of a moment when the gurney stopped because of the crowd. She didn’t even pay any attention to Tikki, who had come out of the earrings and had looked at her worryingly before flying into her purse.

“Ew, what’s that?”

“A giant bug maman!”

“Does Ladybug keep bugs in her purse?”

“WILL YOU ALL PLEASE GO FASTER? HIS SUIT HELPS HIM, BUT THIS COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS LIFE OR HIS DEATH! HE’S ONLY GOT A FEW MORE SECONDS TO SPARE!” She could swear that she saw a few flashes and tried to cover her face as best she could. Suddenly she felt someone’s arms wrap around her as a jacket was thrown over her head.

“There’s nothing else to see people, let the gurney pass!” a male voice said. She knew that voice… where had she heard that voice before?

They went through the doors of the PU and walked hastily a little longer until the gurney stopped and moved ninety degrees. The jacket was removed from her head as she heard the zipping sound of curtains being pulled all around them. A quick glance to her surroundings made her realise that they were in a sort of cubicle, protected from the view by a set of blue paper curtains, and the doctors and nurses were surrounding Chat, plugging different cables and machines all around him.

“Where do I plug the oximeter?” one of the nurses asked. She looked very young and a bit pale. She held a sort of peg in her hands, plugged into a machine and tried to attach it to one of Chat’s cat ears. “Nope. Does he have human ears?” She moved his hair at the side of his head and Marinette heard her sighing in relief as she attached the peg to something.

“What happened to him, how did he get hurt, Miss Ladybug?” she heard a doctor ask and she suddenly looked up, realising that the man was talking to her.

“Oh… he fell off the Eiffel Tower…” she started to say. Then she heard the last beep of her partner’s ring and in a flash of green his transformation fell. As Plagg twirled out of the ring and fell with a loud sob on top of Chat’s head, Marinette couldn’t stop her gaze from following the black kwami and running straight to the blond boy laying on the bed.

The plastic mask covered almost all his face, but even with that on, there was not a chance in hell that Marinette wouldn’t recognise his blond mane, now combed neatly to the side of his head and clean from the dirt, but not from the blood that plastered the side of his face. Pale; he was as pale as a ghost. She only caught a glimpse of his face before someone’s arms wrapped around her and held her tight. But that glimpse was enough.

No.

NO!

NOO! It couldn’t be...

“Gamin? Talk to me! Are you okay?” she heard Plagg say. Then, she saw something red dashing around the room, grabbing Plagg, oblivious of his objections, and disappearing behind the curtain. “Tikki, you don’t understand! I need to tell Pigtails! He’s been poi—” the little God of destruction whimpered as he was dragged away. She wasn't sure, but she thought she had seen tears at the corner of Plagg’s electric green eyes. Even her own eyes filled with tears, her chest shaken by loud sobs.

“Mar-Ladybug, it’s okay. He will be safe,” someone said, hugging her tight, but it sounded far away, like a whisper from a different time. "Marinette can you hear me? It's me, Luka," he added in a lower tone of voice. But all Marinette could hear were the sudden angry beeps of the machines in front of her, having gone mad the second Chat's transformation fell. A horde of doctors and nurses rushed to the gurney, busying themselves with plugging in more cables and hooking up strange machines to Chat's body and face.

“Sorry, Mlle. Ladybug, can you please wait over there? We need space!” Marinette heard the voice of one of the doctors say, and she felt Luka’s arms wrapping tighter around her as he tried to move her backwards.

She resisted sternly. That face. She had just given one quick glance to that face. She had to see it again, to see that it wasn’t the face she thought. She wriggled out of Luka’s hold and jerked towards the gurney, peeking around the doctors at work and trying to give another quick look, earning quite a few glares from a couple of nurses.

The neatly combed blond mane framed the handsome face of the boy she would recognise among thousands. As pale as a ghost. His once peachy lips now dry and blue under the transparent plastic mask. His beautiful green eyes closed. Why of all people did it have to be him?

She screamed.

"It's okay, Mar-Ladybug! He will be alright!" Luka's voice said again, his arms firmly wrapped around her shoulders to stop her from lunging straight to the bedside.

"ADRIEEEEN!!!" Her heart-wrenching screams came loud and clear in between the sobs that rocked her chest and lungs.

"Marinette? What… Adrien? Oh girl you must be kidding me! Mar… La-Ladybug?" This was Alya's voice. She heard Luka shushing her, and Alya’s eyes widened, as she corrected herself. What was Alya doing here?

Suddenly, a pair of extra arms wrapped around her from her left side. Another pair from the right, in a vice grip that kept her from going to him, that kept pushing her backwards.

A female voice spoke, the masked emotions trickling in through the tremble in her voice. “You can't go over there! You'll only get in the way of the doctors working on him! Stay here!”

“ADRIE—” A hand cupped over her mouth, barely able to muffle the sounds of heartbreak seeping out of her.

"Shhhhh! Do you want everyone to know, Ma-Ladybug?" It was Kagami's voice. She nearly didn’t recognise it, as the usually confident and blunt tone of the Japanese girl was missing completely. She sounded shaken and emotionally drained. Marinette darted her gaze around to notice that Alya was standing at her right and Kagami at her left, and they were both holding her tight, supporting Luka who held her from behind.

They were all there with her. She wondered when they arrived and how they knew where they were. Nadja probably had told them where she was heading, and they were allowed through the door of the PU before detransforming, Marinette thought, but the sight of Adrien being picked up carefully by one of the nurses and transferred into a hospital bed stopped the last of her rational thoughts from coming through. New sobs shook her chest, as new tears rolled off her cheeks. She buried her face in Alya's chest not even attempting to stop sobbing desperately.

Because Chat was Adrien. And Adrien could die. And it was her fault…

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Notes:

(1) PU - Pavillon des Urgences (A&E/ER)

(2) SUSI - Service d'Urgences et de Soins Intensifs (A&E/ER, Emergency and Intensive Care department)

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Author's Note:

Hi! *Keeps hiding*

I know, I know, this is probably the most catastrophic reveal ever. Please don't hate me!

I'll cut the fluff and get straight to the point. In the next instalment of "When Magic fails", “Secrets in the Open”:

— “We will need to put stitches on this cut at the side of his head.”

— “He has the right to choose how to live his own life!”

— “Chat Noir hasn’t just been injured. He’s been poisoned. And it’s not just an average poison. It’s extremely dangerous.”

I know, I'm cruel. If you want to kill m—, I mean, if you read this and you’re not part of our wonderful Discord server already, but you enjoy reading, writing and talking about Miraculous, please join our Discord server, Miraculous Fanworks (for people on FFN, discord dot gg slash mlfanworks). See you there soon, and see you soon here with the next chapters of this story. Won’t be too long. Promise!

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Headcanons #3 [Quirk- Panda! Edition]

so, this was requested by a v cute anon and oml i just-- i wanna draw this panda girl :)) also it was specifically requested fem so that is what i shall be doing. so, quirk- panda, what is it? 

You have big fuzzy panda ears which give you remarkable hearing, and you’re an exceptional climber. You can climb any surface, no matter how steep, and overall you’re just a cutie. And in the last one you have a few black circles going under your eyes. No homo tho. ;)

Bakugo:

Well, Bakugo doesn’t associate with ‘cute’

I mean, it’s just not very intimidating or something a guy like him would look at and go

“i need that”

But oh boy when he met you that changed

Look, you have panda ears

He had a sudden urge to just

cuddle

the

panda

Do Not Ask WhyTM

He doesn’t know himself

But he’ll be damned if he’s giving into those urges

Until, of course...

It was lunchtime, you were sat at a table (next to Bakugo of course) and eating your food. There were a few others at the table, but Bakugo was mostly focused on you.

Once again he was wondering what they felt like- your ears, that is. Were they soft? Were they fluffy? Or were they smooth? Did they feel like velvet? Or silk? He had to know. But he just couldn’t bring himself to ask.

That was until Kirishima asked you about it. It was a throwaway comment, something like- “Hey, [Name], what’s it like having different ears?”

And boom. Suddenly everyone wanted to touch them. You didn’t mind much, it was mostly the girls who just wanted to know what they felt like. Mina often compared them to her horns, so it was fine.

That was until a certain ash-blond reached over and gently tweaked one of them. You went slightly pink and smiled. “Wow, Katsuki, didn’t take you to be that kinda guy.” 

At that he realised what he was doing, and hastily yanked his hand away. “I- Shut it, Fuzzy! That’s- you-!” He spluttered, much to your amusement. 

You simply reached over and placed his hand back on your ears. “You’re way too obvious, all ya had to do was ask.” He grumbled quietly, but never actually said he didn’t want to, so... ;)

Mina:

Oh lord

You’ll never get away from her hands

That’s not a bad thing either

She’s just smitten with the idea of her crush having these cute round ears

Also

Horns, ears, same thing!

She loves the similarities between the two of you

And she’s not afraid to show it, either

Like everyday after school, you were hanging around Mina’s house. Her mum always bought ready-made bamboo shoots for you (yes, they’re a real thing) so that was a bonus.

The only sound that could be heard was crunching, as well as the occasional sound from the game Mina was playing. Your head was resting on her shoulder as you watched the little character run around whacking Boon with their bug net.

You flushed a crimson feeling her hand run through your hair and then over the back of your ears. It wasn’t the first time, but it sometimes caught you off guard.

“Whassamatter, hon?” She giggled, making you grin. “You need to warn me when you do that, y’know?” “Yep, just teasing. You’re cute when you’re flustered.”

Tsuyu:

Not exactly the kind of person you’d expect to gain a crush, but here she is

This lil froggy is just so happy that she found another person with an animal quirk to be honest

You’re no exception, you want to know just how similar you two are

She genuinely cares for you and wants to take her time, too

After all, loosing you isn’t an option

Her favourite thing to do is hold your hand, because then she see you and keep you close

It can be hard to know what she’s thinking

But you’re one of the few people who can figure it out

Rain. You didn’t really like it. Pandas aren’t exactly known for their love of water, so it made sense. However your cute froggy friend did.

“[Name], I thought you’d gone home kero.” Speaking of which, she’d just spotted you standing at the edge of Heights Alliance, waiting and watching.

“Hey, I’m just waiting for this god damned rain to end. I didn’t bring an umbrella, see.” She nodded thoughtfully, and then produced something from her bag.

A dark green umbrella. Oh. 

“Here, want to share mine, kero?” “Aw, Tsu, you’re too kind.” You grinned, stepping closer. The height difference was something you loved to joke about, and Tsuyu secretly liked the fact that you were taller.

She held the umbrella in her left hand, and took yours in her right. You gave a small squeeze of reassurance. “What would I do without you, hm?”

Denki:

Crushes were normal for Denki

He’d liked practically every girl (and maybe even guy) he’d seen

He at least flirted with them

But with you it was different

It was like he used up all of his electricity and was in constant idiot mode around you

He can’t help it!

Poor bean, he just wants to impress you

But he usually just ends up dropping whatever he’s holding or tripping over his shoelaces

You found it pretty cute, not gonna lie

To you, he was like a ray of sunshine

Always smiling and goofing off

And that clumsiness? 

*smack sound*

N i c e

He just wants to spend all his time with you, not even in a romantic way sometimes

He loves your energy and personality more than anything

So!! Cute!! And!! Nice!!

“Hey, [Name], watch this!” You leant across the back of your chair, watching the blonde balance a pen on his nose. 

“You look like an idiot.” His eyes widened slightly and he tipped his head a little too far back, resulting in him being jabbed in the eye. His face erupted in red as he blinked the ache away.

“Aha, oops?” You simply shook your head, with a small eye-roll. “Yep, definitely an idiot.” You stated, getting up and sitting besides him.

“Your my idiot though.” You giggled, giving a chaste kiss to his cheek, causing his blush to worsen (in a good way.)

“Wheyy...”

Jiro:

A crush you say?

Nope

Nuh-uh

“i’vE ALREADY SAID IT’S NOT A CRUSH I JUST ADMIRE HER JACKASS!”

Jiro isn’t usually so worked up about things, but...

Bby just wants to deny her feelings

There’s no way you’d like her back

You’re so pretty and funny

And smart, kind, friendly, open, comforting...

Jiro could go on for hours about how great you were

In a completely non-romantic way of course!!

“Face the facts girl. You’ve got it baaad.”

With a sigh she might just have to accept her own feelings

“Does she like me back, though?”

“Who?” Jiro flinched in her seat, and Kirishima snickered. “Oh, looks like I’ve gotta shoot off. See you Jiro, take care of her for me [Name]!” Oh Kiri, you evil wing-man.

“So what were you two talking about?” You inquired, despite the fact that you already knew. Eavesdropping is easy with two big fluffy ears. 

“Er- nothing too important, just stuff.” She said nonchalantly. You almost believed her, were it not for the fact that you literally heard her confess for you mere moments ago.

“Alrighty then. Hey, you wanna know something?” You beckoned for her to lean closer, and when she did, you whispered in her ear.

“The best part of having a panda quirk is that I can hear things even when I’m not there. That being said, you free on Saturday?”

You’d never seen her show so much emotion, yet here Jiro was, cheeks dusted pink and a small smile on her lips.

Todoroki:

This lad is starved of love

All kinds

So naturally he has no idea what to do when he realises he might be falling for you

His father would definitely not approve, but if anything that made it all the more better

You were a good listener

With ears like those, it was kind of a given to be frank

And there was another thing, too

You also had markings on your face

Maybe the way you got them was different, but they were there

Little black circles under your eyes, decreasing in size as they went inwards

You weren’t a massive fan, usually you covered them with makeup but he loved them

And you weren’t going to lie, having someone like him around was nice

Perhaps a teeny bit of chemistry??

Just a smidge :)

You didn’t think he could be so sweet also, but you couldn’t be more wrong

Knock!

It was one of those days. Listening to music, and applying the perfect amount of concealer to hide those markings. It wasn’t that you hated the way you looked all the time, it was just... them. 

They didn’t suit you, in your opinion, and you felt rather self conscious of them. You cursed, seeing that there was no concealer left. All you’d done was swatch it on your arm!

“Fuck...” You mumbled to yourself, flopping backwards on the bed. Ah well, you’d ask to borrow some from Momo tomorrow maybe. At least here in your dorm no-one could see you and your face right now.

Knock!

‘Well smack me sideways, whyyy?’ You groaned, but got up and padded to the door anyway. 

What a pleasant surprise. “Eyo, Shouto, what’s up pal?” You let him into your room, flopping down on your bed and patting the space next to you so he could sit.

Befriending the icy guy was difficult but rewarding, as he was a true friend. Maybe even more, with that look...

“I’m bored. I wanted to see you.” Alright, forward much? You grinned, batting your seal plush out of the way and leaning a little on your pillow(s). “That’s great, but you caught me at a horrible time.”

“Oh really?” “Mm, ran out of concealer.” He gave you a quizzical look. “Which product is that?” You stifled a laugh. “The one I use to cover these,”

You pointed to your markings, and he sighed. “Do you have to? They’re part of you, are you really going to pretend they don’t exist forever?” 

“Yep, my hero suit is designed like that for a reason. But you know all that.” He hummed. “Yeah, I do. But it doesn’t stop me from questioning your choices. I think you should leave them.”

Ah, that was Todoroki. Blunt as a butter knife. You rolled your eyes, covering your markings with your hands unconsciously. “They’re ugly and I hate them. I was reading into surgery you can get, like tattoo removal for people who dislike the way their quirks make them look. I might get--”

You couldn’t finish you sentence as he had shushed you with one hand. 

“[Name] for goodness sake, they look amazing. Do not get surgery, they are part of you and every last inch of you is perfect to me. Please quit covering them up, I love them- and you.”

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so, what did you think? i’m kinda tired today so some of them might be kinda ooc, but hey thats what headcanons are for. hope you enjoyed anon, i’m pleased with these.

also i finally settled on a headcanons format. i’ve been experimenting with the last few and i think this is gucci

also also sorry i didn’t do oneshots this week, i’m kinda abandoning my schedule cos school and my wattpad account. can’t manage all three lmao. welp bye no homo love ya

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Solstice pt 1: Twilight AU

This is an expansion of the Twilight universe with my OC characters!

                                    home is where the heart is

                                    and i’m afraid

                                   i’ve lost my way

Samson

“Why do you think you’ll win? I know when you’re bluffing,” I chided, laughing. Esther rolled her eyes with mild amusement. Esther is the most competitive one in our family and she always tries to best me in poker, despite the fact that I have the gift for sniffing out inauthenticity. 

“‘Cus you suck at poker,” Esther pulled up the corner of her lips in a slight smirk and laid out her winning hand. 

“Har har,” I huffed in frustration. I felt my eyebrows furrow as I realized what was happening. “You assholes!” I exclaimed. Suddenly, the cards of Esther’s winning hand became fuzzy and resembled a glitching computer monitor and then smoothed out into her true, losing hand. I looked up at Esther who was nearly hysterical, tears in her golden eyes from laughing and clutching Chip’s arm. 

“Sorry, brother,” Chip smiled softly and brushed a lock that fell out of Esther’s bun and brushed it behind her ear. I booed loudly and pushed the deck of cards off the dining table between Esther and me in mock anger. 

“Clean that up, Sam,” Sunny said to me without even looking in my direction as she walked past with a basket of laundry. Sunny liked to blend in more than the rest of us. “Keeps us humble,” is one of her favorite phrases. Sunny is the matriarch of our family, even though she is the youngest of us. Technically. 

“Sam, if you couldn’t cheat, you would be terrible at poker,” Stella yelled from her upstairs bedroom. Stella didn’t need to yell, she could even whisper it and we would be able to hear her. But, Sunny forces us to act human at all times, even in our own house. Where no one can see us. Or hear us. Sunny’s word is law. 

Nathalia 

If I was human, I would be panting from running this hard and far. Actually, if I was human I couldn’t run like this at all. I still let air rush in and out of my lungs naturally, tasting the forest around me. I had been feeling the urge to see the ocean lately. I miss home. But, I can’t go back there for a lot of reasons. Mainly because it’s always sunny down there. So, the Oregon coast is perfect for my needs, it’s overcast here the majority of the time. And it felt familiar here, the beach was always a constant for me until I died.

 I have been on the run for three years. That is so dramatic to say, but it’s true. I’ve been through nearly all of California, eastern Oregon, and about every rural area in Washington. I haven’t been around the general public in what seems like forever. If forever means three years and three hundred and sixty-two days. I’ve missed normalcy. I’ve missed being able to call a place my own. I miss belonging to something.

The trees began to clear as the river widened and gray light bled between the branches above as they became more sparse. I slowed down into a more relaxed jog, my damp hair starting to cling from my shoulders all the way to the small of my back. I relaxed my pace completely as I could see the river desperately reaching the ocean, letting my bare feet sink into the mossy and wet forest floor. I walked slowly until the ground turned into sand. I tilted my face up towards the sky and let the gentle rain kiss my face. 

The waves crashing is familiar and it eased some of my longing. Longing? God, I’ve become so pretentious. In my human life, I couldn’t stand being alone for longer than hours and now I’ve gone years. I guess loneliness changes you. 

While I was roaming in Washington, I heard there were vampires who tried to pretend to be humans and go to school and stuff. I was transformed only a year after I graduated high school and I didn’t get the chance to go to college. I had my eyes on the University of California, Los Angeles. But, here I am. Not alive, but also alive. On a beach. In the middle of fucking nowhere. 

“Hey! Aren’t you cold?” A voice called out to me from down the beach. I’ve been practicing for this. I turned my head slowly, trying to be careful of the speed of my movements. I looked down at myself briefly. I was wearing a thin, gray sweater with jeans. And barefoot. It’s probably in the low forties right now and getting colder. So much for attempting to blend in. I looked back at their direction and while I was definitely too far away, I smiled tentatively at them. 

“Got thick skin!” I yelled back, shrugging. The person behind the voice was an older man, the wind carried his scent towards me. I could smell the warm blood and as he slowly approached me, I could hear his faint heartbeat. It would be too easy. In half a second I would be right in front of him, pushing his head back to expose his neck. His red cap would fall off and in my frenzy, I would probably tear apart his windbreaker. Blood on the sand. My eyes red. 

Nope, nope, nope. I’ve gone three years without tasting human blood. I’m not going to fuck this up now. I turned on my heel and went back to the forest, as soon as I was certain I was covered by the thick swarm of trees I took off sprinting. 

Where am I supposed to go now? I need to get better clothes to blend in. I need to find a place to live. “Live”. To be frank, I had it pretty easy. I never had to worry about this kind of stuff. In the distance, I can hear cars sporadically driving on the wet pavement. If there are cars, there are people and if there are people, there are clothing stores and libraries. I changed my direction in order to run parallel to the highway giving myself about a half a mile distance between me and the road. 

It wasn’t much longer, maybe twenty miles or so before I saw neon light tinge the fog and the smell of car exhaust got stronger. Smelled disgusting. I thought about how I would be able to wander into some random mom and pop shop to get clothes without sticking out. I’ve been practicing my self control but it’s much easier when I hold my breath. How can I go without talking to the small town locals without seeming like a bitch? I guess the only thing I can do is hope what they say about first impressions isn’t true. 

Luckily enough for me, the river, which had dwindled down to a creek, ran close enough to the highway so I could wash my feet and legs so I could look less dirty and homely. Unfortunately, about every person I passed stared at me. Everyone has dressed appropriately for the wintery beach weather. Except for me. 

The first clothing shop that looked like it could have clothes for people “my age” and nearly completely empty was the first one I walked into. I bought nearly everything. Well, bought is a loose term. It was about four days after my transformation that I realized I had an ability. A “super talent” he called it. If I want someone to do something I want, they do it. It’s never something intense like falling in love with me or giving me their kidney or anything like that. It’s small stuff like if I want their approval I got it. If I want their coffee, they hand it over. Small stuff like that. 

The shopkeeper handed over around six hundred dollars in merchandise with a bright smile on her face. I made a mental note to make an anonymous donation as soon as possible. Sometimes I felt bad about swindling people, sometimes I felt like it was a necessary evil. A girl’s gotta do what she’s gotta do. 

It wasn’t that hard finding the library after the shops, and lucky for me, the librarian allowed me to stash my shopping bags behind her desk. The public computer whirred to life slowly, I could practically hear the viruses worming around. I wasn’t quite sure what I was looking for, or even where. I tried local listings, Craigslist, even some dark web shit. It wasn’t until I caved and made a fake Facebook account that I was able to find a single bedroom apartment to rent. 

The man who owned the place was rather kind. I hardly had to use my ability to sway him to let me live rent free for the next foreseeable future. His name was Ernie and he had quite the beer belly and a bald spot on the back of his head, reminding me vaguely of a freshly cracked egg.  I assume that he felt quite flattered that I was flirting with him. Actually, it could have been the innate human experience of being my prey who is inevitably lured to his death by my inhuman womanly charm. Who could say?

The apartment was painfully small but fully furnished. I couldn’t say if it was fully furnished as a part of the lease, which I did not have, or my newfound landlord was just too caught up in our conversation. I’ve been told I dazzle people. Whatever that means. A large full length mirror hung in the bedroom and I took a full look at myself for the first time in a long time. 

My dirty blonde hair was a mess. I think I can see a dread forming in the curly mess. My black eyes peered back at me in disbelief, how could I let myself go like this? Dark circles clung around my eyes covering the splatter of freckles on my face, I looked like I hadn’t slept in weeks. More like years, I chuckled to myself. I need to feed soon. An uncommitted corner of my mind thought aimlessly about what animals are in my vicinity. The other portion of my mind looked back in the mirror. I still was pale as before, still more beautiful than I ever was as a human. It’s weird, feeling this conceited but it was true. My very nature was to lure humans in, even more so with my ability. I can get humans to literally lay before me, neck exposed. But, I promised myself a while ago to never feed on humans again. 

This place was definitely not intended to be left fully furnished, a laptop laid on the desk in my new bedroom. I realized I never learned about this town before I decided on it. The ocean picked me. I wiped the laptop and set it up under my preferences. This time, password protected. My google search reminded me I’m currently in Brookings, Oregon. I had made a mental note earlier when I saw the welcome sign out of the corner of my eye on my way into town. 

Oh, perfect! I exclaimed internally. There is a local community college that happened to offer marine biology courses. Marine biology was my intended major before this happened to me. Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I’m being an idiot and making stupid choices by surrounding myself with humans. But, honestly, I’m lonely and I don’t think I can take this punishment much longer. 

Part 2

[scarecrowandmrking]

Hell's Highway

  I met Richard Speight Jr. several years before he played Gabriel on Supernatural. We'd done a few TV shows and movies together here and there and ran in the same circle. I liked him. Rich was a charming, funny guy that could make you feel like he'd known you forever just after three minutes of being in the same room with him. So when he offered me a leading role in his latest movie, Devil's Highway, I was pretty stoked about it. I played the ex druggie girlfriend to Speight's character, who was a washed up pool shark on the run from a mob boss. The actor playing the mob boss wouldn't appear until the end of the film, and Rich kept hinting at me I'd be damn happy when I found out who it was gonna be, which drove me nuts. He knew I hated surprises.     "How much do you love me?" Rich asked as he krept up behind me where I was sitting on the set. I nearly jumped out of my skin, letting out an unholy shriek and splashing him with my water bottle out of spite. "Sorry, Elvira,  didn't mean to  ruffle any feathers."                                                                                                                  The man lived just to upset me. I had figured that out a long time ago.    "So, heard you cast the mob boss." I tried to keep my voice casual, but failed.    "Oh, I got him sitting in my trailer. Wanna come take a look?"     I rolled my eyes. Rich had been trying to get me into his trailer for years. One time by telling me he had an exhibit with a pet monkey in there. Luckily, I got wind from another girl that the only monkey in Rich's trailer was in his wild imagination. And, even though rumors ran rampant about what a donkey dick he had, Rich and I were just friends and I aimed to keep it that way.     I narrowed my eyes. "If you're lying again Rich..."    "Would I do that to you? Old buddy, old pal?"     I thought about it for several long, hard minutes before getting up to follow Rich out of the studio to where he kept his trailer out back. In my mind, I tried to go over just what I would say if this was just a ruse on his part to get me alone. Though, if I was honest with myself, a small part of me wondered what making out with Rich would be like despite myself. Oh, well, maybe I could let him get a few feels in. Maybe--    "Mark Pellegrino everybody!"    Rich's booming voice startled me from my imaginings and I looked over his shoulder to see a tall, blond haired figure sitting in the center on the long couch that ran the length of the trailer. The man was vary beautiful, all perfect cheekbones and piercing blue eyes. I recognized him from his role as Lucifer on Supernatural and Gavin from The Closer. Not to mention the other gazillion parts he'd played. The man had been my fucking crush for ages. And Rich knew it. Damn him.    "Thanks for that," Mark said dryly.     "Hey, this is Nelly." Rich grabbed.  me by the shoulders and marched me over to where Mark sat regally like some sort of tiger or something. I felt so silly in that moment, not knowing what to do so I found myself weakly shaking on one his hands. An electric current ran through my entire body, which I pretended to ignore.     "Nelly here has been going on about you for forever, Mark. Hey, didn't you say to me one time how Mark would make the prettiest babies?"     "I hate you, Rich," I growled through gritted teeth as my friend turned traitor seated me smack dab right next to Mark and moved to seat himself on the other side of him. "I hate you more than there are...words of hate. More than--"    "I know. I know. Doom and gloom. Get a load of Elvira over here." Rich nudged Mark playfully. "Mark was just telling me how much he enjoyed you in The Neon City. Weren't you?"     I was aware my face was super hot and I was blushing like hell. I was naked as a jaybird in a lot of The Neon City. And I even had a threesome scene that was full frontal.    "I agree with the lady. I hate you, too."    "Y'all are no fun at all." Rich spread his arms over the back of the couch, a mischievous grin on his face making him look a hell of a lot like the trickster role he played on Supernatural. "What does a fella have to do to lighten the mood up in here?"     "I thought we were here to rehearse?" Mark's voice was music to my ears, all low and sophisticated and...wow.     Rich rolled his eyes. "And you believed me? Come on, since when have I ever gotten you out anywhere to rehearse? No, I had other plans."     Mark narrowed his eyes. "Care to let me in on any of it?"     "Nope." Rich stared over at me. "Kiss him."     I chocked. "What?"    "Yeah, yeah. Look, you all have a kissing scene in the movie. Mark wants to rehearse. So kiss him already. It was Mark's idea. Blame him."     Mark turned his head to stare at me, the sight of those deep blue eyes gazing down at me made me even wetter than I already was if that was possible. "I think we've been tricked, Nelly. Would you like to--"    I didn't let him even finish the question before I was on him. My lips eagerly pressing against his and my breasts rubbing against his chest. God, he felt and tasted fantastic. Mark kissed me back hesitantly at first, trying to be tender by stroking my face with one hand and my back with the other. But I was too horny for all of that and quickly climbed on top of him. He kissed and nibbled on my neck, going lower till he was nipping at my tits through my shirt.     "Here, let me help you with that," Rich said, helping my out of my shirt and bra.     As soon as my breasts were free both men bent their heads and were sucking on a dark nipple. I threw back my head and moaned, my fingers lacing through their hair. Two sets of hands and mouths were everywhere suddenly on my body. Stroking my back, sides, ass and finally my wet hungry pussy. I took turns kissing Rich and  Mark, both quickening their pace as we all headed closer to what we were really wanting.     I rode Mark's huge cock first, loving the sensation of being so thoroughly filled. With Rich bent down to lick and stroke my swollen clit as Mark's cock slid in and out of me. I held his head in place as I rode his face to a hard and deep climax, pulling off of Mark for a second the squirt all over him and Rich.     Mark grabbed my hips and forced me back down onto him so that he could finish filling me up with his cum.    Without missing a beat Rich got behind me and the second Mark pulled out he pushed himself in. I moaned, loving how Rich felt inside of me. He started with a slow, steady pace, just enjoying fucking me at last after waiting all those years, lovingly kissing and stroking my neck. But then he started going harder and harder on me. Finally, after he was covered in sweat and we were both panting, he cried out my name and emptied himself in several long, hot spurts inside of me.    When it was all over we collapsed against each other. Me on top of Mark and Rich on top of both of us. We were all in a lazy, pleasure filled haze, not sure quite what to do next. Only certain of the fact that none of us wanted to leave.     "Funny, I don't recall any of that being in the script," Mark said after a while.    "It's called a rewrite, buddy," Rich tells him, leaning over to kiss me again. "And now I'm gonna get busy working on the sequel."

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

((Mod post!! Gonna answer some questions for me that have been sitting around for a while, sorry the response is so late ;w;

Everything’s under the cut to save space 0w0 ))

Anonymous said: Okay but totally loving the concept of Michael as Gil and Jeremy as Oz??? Like, freaking Alice is Christine (even tho its totally a personality clash apart from the childish aspect but shhhh) and just yes

YEAH MAN...any type of PH crossover is good hhh but GOSH imagine Michael like. After growing up and spending ten years looking for Jeremy like Gil did ahh my heart aches!! And Jeremy coming back pouting like “You’re taller than me now that’s totally not fair, M” Christine would make a really cute Alice I think, just seeing her dress up like Alice and having her kick ass as the B-Rabbit?! Hell yeah!

zekromztk2 said: Out of all of the Pandora Hearts characters, who is your favorite? Mine is... probably either Alice or Oz

HELL I LOVE GILBERT I’D DIE FOR THAT MAN LEGIT;; I love Oz and Break a lot too and! RUFUS BARMA AS WELL I ADORE HIM

Anonymous said: did I hear Harry Potter?

Ye man talk to me about the Marauder days any time I love talking about Sirius, James and Remus getting into shenanigans at Hogwarts hoo boy

Anonymous said: (Hey mod, so basically Jake and Rich are just gonna be background characters with kind of their own stories?)

Yes! Jeremy and Michael are the main focus here, but Jake and Rich sort of have their own thing going on in the background as more minor characters to the overall blog! I want to make a more developed backstory for the treasure hunter girls and Christine as well, so we’ll see how that goes~

Anonymous said: Thank you so much for introducing the novel this AU is based on to me!! Now that I've finished reading, I understand a lot more about this AU and now I want to ask... Would you consider Mr. Heere/Reyes as Morrow?

You’re very welcome, it’s a great novel so! I’m glad more people are reading it after having run into this blog, I must spread the pureness that is Aech to all of humanity //shakes fists And yes! Mr. Reyes is Morrow, I can imagine him sort of contributing to the hunt with lots of theater related things, which Christine specializes in! Book!Squip is Halliday, and there’s actually a little more about that and his relationship with Jeremy that I want to get into later.

Anonymous said: ((I had literally never heard of ready player one but I lov this blog so much I actually went out and bought it. Consider me murdled dead))

Yeah man like;; I didn’t read the novel until this past summer and after that I just got so into it and BMC at the same time so? I combined the two and here we are! Aaah I’m so glad!! Like I’ve said before I love it when people come tell me they went out to buy the novel and read it because of me, it makes me so happy :’) Hjrhjd please don’t die lol

emibeani said: ((I just finished reading Ready Player One, and thank you so much for this blog.))

I’m glad to hear it!! And you’re very welcome, I honestly didn’t expect so many people to get into but I’m super appreciative of all the interest you guys have shown so far so?? Thank you!!

Anonymous said: THIS IS NOT A ASK, BUT, OMG, THIS AU IS FUCKING PERFECT.

Glad you like it, ty! ;D

aslyn-is-artsy said: Your art is absolutely amazing

Hrhrhgfh I’m blushing thank you wow;;

aslyn-is-artsy said: Thank you so much for showing me this amazing book. I now aspire to become the real version of Art3mis. Just with short blonde hair instead. ;)

No problem!! It’s such a fantastic read and I was honestly blown away by it, so yeah...! Haha yeah I love Arty! She’s such a badass character and she doesn’t put up with any of Wade’s shit, which is great, she’s so empowered and I adore her

theitalianscribe said :I don't remember if this was answered, but is Michael trans male in this au?

Nope! I mean if you want to headcanon him that way that’s fine, I won’t stop you! I’m not going to endorse that since I myself don’t see him being that way, but you all are entitled to your own opinions so! And even if he were trans that wouldn’t be the main point of the blog anyway, I’m focusing more on their actual relationship, not their sexuality or gender or anything like that ^^

Anonymous said:i checked the book Ready Player One out from the library just because of this blog! are there any other books you recommend? (i havent finished the book but i like it so far i think!)

Oh nice!! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Ahhh hmm well if you like supernatural teen stories, there’s a series called Darkest Powers by Kelley Armstrong about this girl named Chloe who finds out she’s a necromancer after being sent to a “troubled teens” home, and she meets these boys named Simon and Derek who also have special abilities and then all sorts of crazy things happen! I first read it back in high school and I still love it a lot, so yeah it’s a trilogy and all of the characters are really great so! (I looooove Simon like. So much.) Check it out if you have the time, it’s a good read!

kitikat101 said: Random potential song parodies: I Love the OASIS (I Love Play Rehearsal), Find That Egg (Be More Chill, pts. 1 and 2), Two-Player Game (but with Joust), Oases In My Head (Voices In My Head)

Kit can I say how much I adore these song titles they fit so well I’m really tempted to make parodies for all of them, absolutely brilliant

geeklychic1012 said: So are we allowed to send in fanfics based on this blog? (Cuz I submitted one but my wifi is shit and I think Tumblr might have eaten it haha)

YES!! Please do I’d highly enjoy reading stuff from you guys! And yes I saw and it breaks my heart like. Why. I’ll post it soon for everyone else to see too! They must all suffer as I have hfhdjhgjg

Anonymous said: Who would be I-r0k in this au? Or would I-r0k still be his normal jerk self?

I’m actually...not sure :0 There aren’t enough characters in BMC to properly cross over with all the rest of the RPO characters so;; I might have to go through the BMC novel and find some obscure background character to sneak in as I-r0k lol, because I would like to have all of the RPO characters replaced by BMC counterparts, if that makes sense!

theitalianscribe said: Does someone else take Halliday's place in this au? Also, do the gunters have a shared obsession with pop culture from a certain time period? What time period?

Yeah, I mentioned that up above! But Book!Squip takes over the role of Halliday, and musical Squip is Sorrento, of course~ Honestly I’d say like, probably the early 2000s, since that was when I was growing up and I can actually make references back to that time lol? I mean I love the 80s as well, just as it is in the book, but I feel as if I don’t know enough about that time period to actually. Make proper references and constantly. (I mean I could ask my parents who lived during that time too but;; haha.) Most of the stuff on here are me self-projecting, like with video games, books, and anime, that’s all me lol

Anonymous said: " “You don’t need to sell me on anything, Wade,” she said. “You’re my best friend. My favorite person.” With what appeared to be some effort, she looked me in the eye. “I’ve really missed you, you know that?”My heart felt like it was on fire. I took a moment to work up my courage; then I reached out and took her hand." aka perfect au is perfect how does it fit S O well

!!! yEAH MY DUDE I LOVED THAT PART and just imagining Michael saying that to Jeremy I wanted to cry;; I don’t even know but the INSTANT Aech was introduced I was like “Ohhh man. I’m getting major BMC vibes here” and bam, a week later this blog was born lol

Anonymous said:Would you be okay with cosplay of your character designs? I can't do one anytime soon, but they look really cool (and jerm's hair honestly looks fun to do)

YES!! OH MY GOD I’d probably die of sheer happiness if you guys cosplayed these dorks! If you want I could draw a character ref sheet so you actually get a proper look at their outfits! But yes I’d highly enjoy that;; like the cosplay doesn’t even have to be accurate I’d still love it anyway, and doing things like acting out some of the asks here (I’ve seen it be done before and it’s so cute!) would be totally okay too! But yeah as always TAG ME or submit it here so I can see it aaaa I’d love love LOVE that! ^^

Anonymous said: SPECIAL BOY SPECIAL BOY SPECIAL BOY SPECIAL BOY SPECIAL B

YEEEEEAAAAA IT’S ABOUT TIME I MADE AN OUTFIT FOR RICH RIGHT I LOVE HIM SM

maysurprisedyou said: Hi! This isn't quite an ask, but!! I started reading Ready Player One because of this blog and it's really interesting so far so thank you!! All of your posts seem to make my day ahah <3

Oooh I’m happy you’re liking it so far, I’m glad my blog inspired you to read it! And aaAAAA that’s so sweet I’m?? Hhhhfh thank you! :’)

[flamel110]

Do all of them. I dare you.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My gf.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Yes.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My Dad, my sister, and my gf lol.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I’d like to think that I’m amiable.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yeah totally, but I can take care of myself.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Passionate ones.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Yup.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My sister and my gf.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nah.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My girlfriend.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“I could not for my fucking life find a gif of a toddler getting kicked in the head, so this will have to do.”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

San Francisco by Scott McKenzie

74 is The New 24 by Giorgio Moroder

The Man Who Sold The World by David Bowie

Diane Young by Vampire Weekend

Kids by MGMT

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I love it.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

I believe in coincidence and “against all odds”.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got closer to my family.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yeah, she was pretty cute.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

I think it would be arrogant to dismiss the possibility.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

No, not really.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

I prefer water baths, but yeah.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Sure, I’ve got nothing against em.

21. What are you bad habits?

I procrastinate a lot.

22. Where would you like to travel?

Europe.

23. Do you have trust issues?

I used to, but not really anymore.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

When you take that first breath after finishing your last thing to do.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My legs, but not to a fault. I just don’t wear shorts that often.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Check my phone and scroll through tumblr.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I like my skin color, tbh, but I could use a bit more sun sometimes.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My sister, my gf, and my fraternity brothers.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Nope.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Eh, maybe. Why rush?

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

It once was, but not anymore.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Eh, there are a few attractive celebrities, but I really don’t care that much.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

rdsichwsrd

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

I do parkour sometimes.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV. Podcasts are cool.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yeah.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I try to think through a common interest among the group and propose it in the form of a question in order to stimulate conversation among the group.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

I don’t idolize people.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Amazon

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’m doing it.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

No. Always perform accurate and reliable risk analysis.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Could be anything, but I’m probably tired. I’m usually tired.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yeah, even if it’s an awkward smile.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

SPAAAACCE.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

My desire to conquer the world.

46. What are you paranoid about?

The fucking world.

47. Have you ever been high?

have YOU ever been high??

48. Have you ever been drunk?

lol yeh

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

I almost tripped up some stairs today.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

I did, so I became someone else.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I want better eyes.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Don’t typically wear it.

54. Favourite store?

Amazon

55. Favourite blog?

lol mine. It’s got all my favorite stuff on it.

56. Favourite colour?

Sky blue and forest green.

57. Favourite food?

Had some good stirf fry last week. I’m not picky and enjoy most things.

58. Last thing you ate?

Some chicken helper I made the other night.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Bread.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

A few. Some mental, some physical.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Got ISS for punching a kid once.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nah, but I have had my share of police encounters.

63. Ever been in love?

Maybe. Love is strange.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

It was after Military Ball my junior year of high school, it was a peck on the lips, and it really wasn’t that memorable tbh.

65. Are you hungry right now?

Yes for always.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Sometimes lol.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook but still gross.

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

Nah.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Nick, Brett, Aaron, Joslyn, Nolen, Bread, Josie, Evan, and Bryan, in no particular order.

71. Craving something? What?

I dunno I’m just hungry.

72. What colour are your towels?

Black

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Four

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Nah

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Half a dozen to a dozen or so.

75. Favourite animal?

Snakes maybe?

76. What colour is your underwear?

White, rn.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Mint Chocolate Chip.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Black

80. What colour pants?

Black?

81. Favourite tv show?

Right now? AHS Coven.

82. Favourite movie?

Midnight in Paris

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

21 Jump Street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

I dunno lol

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

“I’m H2O intolerant... *ACHOO*”

87. First person you talked to today?

My gf.

88. Last person you talked to today?

My friend Brett.

89. Name a person you hate?

No.

90. Name a person you love?

My sister.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Nazis

92. In a fight with someone?

Nazis, always.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 or 3

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

3 or 4

95. Last movie you watched?

Animal House

96. Favourite actress?

Kathy Bates

97. Favourite actor?

Jeremy Dooley in Uno: The Movie

98. Do you tan a lot?

Nope.

99. Have any pets?

Nope.

100. How are you feeling?

Tired and hungry.

101. Do you type fast?

Relatively.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Sure, but why fret.

103. Can you spell well?

Fairly well.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah, certain peeps.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yup.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

I believe so.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yeah.

108. What should you be doing?

Reading and writing up journal entries for TechCom.

109. Is something irritating you right now?

I’m hungry.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yeah, and boy howdy did I learn that it’s not cool to idolize and obsess over people because it’s super creepy and dehumanizing.

111. Do you have trust issues?

I used to, but not anymore. Didn’t I answer this already???

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Probably a brother.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

lol Dick Wizard

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Oh yeah. And then some.

115. Do you play the Wii?

I used to a bit.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Nope.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Eh, it’s alright.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Oh yeah.

119. Favourite book?

Right now it’s The Gunslinger by Stephen King

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Nah.

121. Are you mean?

No, I don’t think so. I just don’t give a damn sometimes.

122. Is cheating ever okay?

I don’t believe so.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

lol no.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. Attraction or infatuation, maybe. But love, even platonic love, takes understanding.

125. Do you believe in true love?

No.

126. Are you currently bored?

A little.

127. What makes you happy?

Video games.

128. Would you change your name?

If I had to protect myself.

129. What your zodiac sign?

Gemini

130. Do you like subway?

Lol yeah.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Well, I mean, she’s already my girlfriend so...

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My girlfriend I think. Didn’t this one already come up too??

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Wisdom’s a gift, but you’d trade it for youth. Age is an honor, it’s still not the truth.

134. Can you count to one million?

It’d take a while but yeah.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Meh, can’t think of one.

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Fucking closed you heathens.

137. How tall are you?

5′9′‘

138. Curly or Straight hair?

No preference.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

No preference.

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter.

141. Night or Day?

Night.

142. Favourite month?

October.

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nope.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk.

145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea.

146. Was today a good day?

Yeah sure.

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” -Stephen King, It

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Sure, why not?

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Eddie Dean - who did not know Roland sometimes thought of him as ka-mai, ka’s fool - heard all of it and heard none of it; saw all of it and saw none of it.”

[brokenbones-tellstories]

I’m bored.

BEtter 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Andrew 2. Are you outgoing or shy? I can be a bit of both in certain situations. 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? So many people. Andrew, my mom, my sister.. 4. Are you easy to get along with? I think so. 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? He would and has. 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Tall, kinda slender, gentle, patient, funny, attentive... 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I don’t see why I wouldn’t be. 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Considering all the questions about him, Andrew. 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not as of late. It used to. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Twin? I think... 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? ”I’ve heard all of them.” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? --Reckless Love, Cory Asbury --Don’t Let It Get You Down, Johnnyswim --Madness, MUSE --Hourglass, Steven Fiore --Better Than I Used To Be, Mat Kearney

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Absolutely. It’s one of the best feelings 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I believe in miracles. I think luck goes with coincidence and I don’t believe things are ever coincidental. Everything happens for some reason or another. 15. What good thing happened this summer? LAST summer I got to take a cross country trip to California for the first time! 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Of course. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I don’t discredit the possibility. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope. 19. Do you like bubble baths? I take one nearly every night :) 20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t really know any of them. The guy across the street is weird. 21. What are you bad habits? I procrastinate a lot. 22. Where would you like to travel? Everywhere I’ve never been. 23. Do you have trust issues? Not exactly. I still get anxious over certain things, but I’m not immediately distrustful. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Getting in my bed at the end of the day. 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach/hips. 26. What do you do when you wake up? Daydream about getting back in my bed later on. 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Just a tad darker. 28. Who are you most comfortable around? Twin and Keegan. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yeah. 30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes! 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? It’s in one 90% of the time so yes. 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? I wouldn’t. 33. Spell your name with your chin. sierrabn 34. Do you play sports? What sports? No, lol. 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes.  37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing.  38. Describe your dream girl/guy? I’m with him and I’m lazy, so if you wanna see, go stalk my FB or insta or something. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Altar’d State, Francheskas, Victorias Secret, Forever 21... 40. What do you want to do after high school? Well I wanted to go to college, but I currently manage a Starbucks and I’m okay with it. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Not everyone. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Either I’m in a new place with new people, super tired, really annoyed, concentrating on something, or upset. I’m a quiet person by nature. 43. Do you smile at strangers? Some. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space. I wanna prove these flat earther’s wrong. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The paycheck I get for showing up at work. 46. What are you paranoid about? Nothing really. 47. Have you ever been high? No. 48. Have you ever been drunk? On numerous occasions. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? A couple things, unfortunately.  50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? I’m wearing a black UNCC hoodie. 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? I just wanna lose a little weight. 53. Favourite makeup brand? Urban Decay. 54. Favourite store? Altar’d State, 55. Favourite blog? Oh man, Tyler Knott Gregsons 56. Favourite colour? Cerulean 57. Favourite food? Meatloaf (It’s strange, I know) 58. Last thing you ate? Chicken Pot Pie 59. First thing you ate this morning? Savannah Smiles girl scout cookies. 60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes! I can’t remember! but I have lol 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Never. 62. Been arrested? For what? No. 63. Ever been in love? Currently am. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? eighth grade formal. First boyfriend ever. Two is Better Than One by T. Swift and Boys Like Girls is playing, we’re slow dancing. He kisses me. I literally run away. 65. Are you hungry right now? I’m peckish. 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? No. (Sorry guise) 67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook generally, but twitter when I need to be honest and rant about political things. 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? I don’t watch TV 70. Names of your bestfriends? Ciera, Keegan, Corey, Greyson. 71. Craving something? What? Water. 72. What colour are your towels? All of the colors. 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Five. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? A few here and there. 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Hundreds (Not even exaggerating) 75. Favourite animal? LLAMA 76. What colour is your underwear? Hot pink and black 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Ben and Jerry’s Chocolotta Cookie Core 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black 80. What colour pants? Not wearing any 81. Favourite tv show? Greys Anatomy 82. Favourite movie? August Rush or The Greatest Showman 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Kady 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory 87. First person you talked to today? Lori 88. Last person you talked to today? Andrew 89. Name a person you hate? I really don’t. 90. Name a person you love? My momma :) 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Not really, no. 92. In a fight with someone?  Nope. 93. How many sweatpants do you have? One actual pair. 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? at LEAST 30 95. Last movie you watched? Valentines Day 96. Favourite actress? Emma Stone 97. Favourite actor? Chris Pine 98. Do you tan a lot? Not at all 99. Have any pets? No 100. How are you feeling? Stressed, depressed, in a little pain. 101. Do you type fast? I think so. 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Not exactly. I often wonder how things would have turned out if I did a few things differently, but I know they lead me to where I am now and I like who I became. 103. Can you spell well? Well. 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? A couple of people. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yes 108. What should you be doing? Nothing at the moment 109. Is something irritating you right now? A few things 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? More times than I would like to admit. 111. Do you have trust issues? Yes, but I don’t let them show very often, if at all. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Andrew. 113. What was your childhood nickname? Pumpkin, sillah, sissy, sister, seester... 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Many times. 115. Do you play the Wii? Not as much as I used to. 116. Are you listening to music right now? No. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes 118. Do you like Chinese food? My favorite :D 119. Favourite book? Looking For Alaska 120. Are you afraid of the dark? I’m afraid of what is in it. 121. Are you mean? I have the potential to be 122. Is cheating ever okay? No. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I can try 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope. 125. Do you believe in true love? Yes 126. Are you currently bored? Yes 127. What makes you happy? Lots of things 128. Would you change your name? No 129. What your zodiac sign? Scorpio 130. Do you like subway? It’s my second to last choice 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? In the past I’ve been known to date them so............ 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Michelle 133. Favourite lyrics right now?  ”The overwhelming, never-ending, reckless love of God. It chases me down, fights ‘till I’m found, leaves the ninety-nine. I couldn’t earn it, I don’t deserve it, still You give Yourself away....” 134. Can you count to one million? Yes 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? OHHHH man I don’t even know  136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?  Closed 137. How tall are you? 5′4″ 138. Curly or Straight hair?  Straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette 140. Summer or Winter? I’m finding I miss summer more these days than I did in the past 141. Night or Day? Night 142. Favourite month? December 143. Are you a vegetarian? No 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark 145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee 146. Was today a good day? It was decent 147. Mars or Snickers? Mars 148. What’s your favourite quote? ”Never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted.” 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? ””He stood without expression in front of the entrance, his muscles heaving beneath a shirt that looked like it was about to burst. He was primed for ass-kicking.” (via catscuddlingandyou)

[todokori-kun]

OK TBH I DON’T PLAY OTOME GAMES 

(don’t play any kind of game really, except for the occasional farming game when I’m bored) AND I’VE ALWAYS FELT SO AWKWARD BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY KOREAN AND YET IT’S LIKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET BUT ME HAS PLAYED MYSTIC MESSENGER

but wow, that looks pretty. And it sounds really cool. Also it’s free?

You know what, I might try that out. I’ll definitely let you know if I do :D

WHAT? You dropped TG? Right when one of the recent chapters had an Urie/Saiko moment??? (like dude I totally understand your frustration but just, if you’re going to drop TG drop it after you read that scene- Saiko basically acknowledges that the CCG has turned into a slaughterhouse and she doesn’t want to be a part of it anymore (she says that if push comes to shove, she’ll become a terrorist and leave the CCG). Urie acts like he’s still a coldhearted jerk who only cares about the job and Saiko gets mad at him before running out of the house.

Urie goes to find her and they sit on swings at a playground together, apologizing and talking things over. Urie eventually says that if things don’t work out, they’ll just become terrorists (an echo of Saiko’s earlier words) and Saiko gives this really cute smile it’s just ughhh <3333)

OH Food Wars! I’ve heard of it ^^ I don’t like Echhi so I probably won’t watch it though (anime fanservice in general is something I don’t really like. Like, if it’s meant to be a pure fanservice series then that’s fine, I probably wouldn’t watch something like that in the first place- but when an anime/manga with a decent plot and interesting concepts decides to go and ruin all that with awkward panty shots and weird anatomy that’s just. not my thing lol).

Tatsuo is definitely a glorious bastard.

(I’m doodling him and Naomi a lot nowadays and no matter how I draw them you could never tell that they’re siblings. Naomi just looks like a sweet, average girl and Tatsuo looks like the lovechild of Greedling and Kimblee.

Also, I don’t have that much good art to show you right now, but I’ll probably be able to send some tomorrow or the day after (warning: it’s still not good, and this isn’t just me being insecure) :D)

Yep, I’m on volume two now (or was it three?) and it’s darker than it looks…it’s fun, though! I started it for Hisoka but I’m liking the main characters way more than I thought I would. Gon and Leorio are probably my favorites (Gon=the MC, sweet little boy with amazing instincts. Leorio=one of Gon’s friends, pretends that he wants to become a ‘Hunter’ just for the money but it actually goes deeper than that: his friend was ill but Leorio didn’t have enough money to pay for his treatment and the friend died. Then Leorio decided to become a doctor so he could help people like his friend, but he realized that he needed even MORE money to complete all the necessary studying/training to become a doctor. That’s his real reason for wanting to become rich.).

I just finished Volume 26 of the manga! Only one more volume to go 0.0

Scar’s development is awesome. Everyone’s development is really good (and I don’t actually dislike anybody other than the obvious ones (AKA Father)!).

TRUTH: I am the original Dwarf in the Flask. I write cutesy/angsty headcanons and revel in the reactions from you common, weak humans…

(Question, though: which FMA character do you think you’re like, personality-wise?

For me, I know this is weird but I relate to older!Hohenheim. (I relate to Al too but Al is way nicer than me so Hohenheim it is.)

I think Queen Luna is a bit like Winry + Al + Ed + Riza? idk, who do you relate to?)

Roy: ‘so, guys with long hair…’

*casually glances around the room*

*sees Ed, who’s decided to unbraid his hair and just keep it down for a while*

*smiles sweetly with murderous intent*

“Fullmetal! Would you mind getting a haircut?”

(tbh I ship Roy/Luna. A lot. And I think I sorta ship Greed(ling)/Luna too.)

Water alchemy is definitely useful. Though Air alchemy would be pretty powerful too…

However, I think I’d actually like to specialize in Medicinal Alchemy. I’d also like to learn Alkahestry :)

Queen Luna, are you trying to kill me. Seriously. I’m interally screaming right now. That’s cute as heck omg (tbh Scar-Evans, no matter what kind of relationship, would always be supremely awkward at first. Scar’s naturally silent and stern, Evans WANTS to talk to everyone but is just too shy and anxious lol (like on the outside I’m really quiet but on the inside it’s just “I can just say hi, that won’t be so bad- who am I kidding I’ll totally mess it up what am I going to say AFTER I say hi? Huh? HUH? Evans do you have a Plan B? That’s what I thought you moron, you really have no idea what to do in this situation we’re DOOMED”)

I’d probably get along well with Mei and Xiao-Mei tho.)

Yeah, I know I should appreciate how hard mangakas work to draw/write these mangas, but I did feel the tiniest bit disappointed…we waited a month for this. But maybe it’s because there are actually a lot of 'casual’ fans who don’t know about the 2CT and Yana need to confirm it (also Yana actually might not know how popular the 2CT is? And someone who doesn’t know the 2CT could totally think that Real Ciel is a clone or something).

The one new-ish thing that I learned from this chapter is that it’s getting harder to trust Tanaka XD

But yeah, the art improvement is amazing! Kuro had great detail from the very first chapter but now, I could just stare at some of the panels for hours.

That. Is awesome. Smol Nick Fury is my new spirit animal

And that’s great! I haven’t seen Homecoming yet but I’m planning to (I’m late because my little sister wants to watch it with me but she’s not done with Civil War yet. Speaking of, have you seen Civil War?).

*gasps* you do not know the glory that is otome games? You wound me, my dear Evans ;-; Just kidding, it’s your choice completely :)

OH GOD MYSTIC MESSENGER. That game is hell. It’s an amazing game, but it takes over your life considering it’s based on real time. I LOST SO MUCH SLEEP OVER IT T_T But I regret nothing. 

Because look at this cutie. 

Yep, it’s completely free! On Steam! Here’s the link!

I’ve finished 2 more routes!

This guy, Rod. He’s an asshole. Most of the time I was playing, I had the urge to stick my middle finger up at the screen. He honestly infuriates me so much.

Aand this guy, Rumpel. He’s… okay I guess. A huuge flirt, who has amnesia. His most notable moment in the game: MC (the character you play as) is sick. His response? ‘I guess you’re missing’

I honestly wanted to punch the screen.

Oh, and there’s this queen:

my heart

Well, two more routes left, I’ll get to them tomorrow or the day after that ^^

GODDAMNIT I WAS TRYING TO DROP IT =3= I guess I’ll have to read the chapter, then, since Urie/Saiko. Damn it.

I want to see those two become terrorists together. I really do.

Yeah, Food wars is like that. It had a decent premise, but then it decides that eating delicious food is the most erotic thing ever. In other words, lots of shots that are barely censored! It was actually pretty annoying. Well, I dealt with it, because I try not to drop anime when I start *guiltily looks at TG*

AAAAH I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE ART! I’m so excited :3 And don’t worry, in comparison to my art, I’m sure it’s flawless.

Interesting… I might start to read it soon ^^

Oooh, so you’re near the end! What’s the last thing that happened? So i can estimate the amount of feels left for you to experience huehuehue There’s a lot of them in the end. I always cry. Help.

How could I not see it? Of course you’re the dwarf! I was blind all along!

The moment I read your question, my mind shouted this: ALPHONSE ELRIC WITHOUT A DOUBT.

Yep, no doubt about it.

I suppose you are a bit like Hoenheim, though…

Honestly, I mostly relate to Riza (mostly in the ‘I’m so done w Mustang’ part hahahah (but I also love snipers, they’re really cool)), but with Al’s random fawning over cuteness hahah But I’m glad you also think of Winry, since I really admire as a character. She’s quite strong willed. 

Ed is traumatised that day. What did he do to deserve the colonel hating his hair

True, true, if you used a transmutation circle like Roy’s glove to change the concentration of the air around the target, you could make it quite lethal. 

I can see him stumbling on to you playing the piano at some point and just staying silent, because he knows how easily nervous you get and he honestly loves how peaceful you are at that moment. Probably makes a subtle comment later, so he doesn’t fluster you too much.  And then a certain water alchemist comes and starts blabbering about random gibberish, coaxing you out of your shell and he happens to come into the room (totally not because someone told him to come) and is like ????? because at this point he was convinced you’re shy around everyone. From that day on, he makes it a point to try and get close to you.

Mei is adorable! Her perception of Ed in the beginning is one of the best parts of the whole show. Just, wow.

Mm, probably. I still feel a bit disappointed =3= Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait until the next chapter.  And I’m definitely more weary of Tanaka now.  But I honestly hate how RC is treating OC like a child. It’s infuriating, since OC has shown over and over that he’s capable of handling things on his own (also we need their names, now. Please. I’m tired of calling them RC and OC)

Y’all motherfuckers don’t know nothing. But Tony’s salt. Shut your whore mouth Bruce.  Who’s the blond napping on Tony’s arm tho? I can’t figure it out ;-;

Nope, not yet ^^;;;;;;;; I’ll watch it soon?

But Peter is such a sweet cinnamon roll, I cry. Just. He tries so hard and somehow always screws up. My heart hurts for him.

ALSOALSO I’m going to dye my hair red tomorrow :3c It’s temporary, but I’m still excited about it ^^;;