#(oh god i hope i wont need surgery. i dont want surgery. please im trying to graduate college i do not want surgery)

[orcelito]

Honestly sooooooo fucked up that I thought my overwhelming daily fatigue and debilitating body pain was a product of the awful working conditions I was under for years and years... and yet, despite being out of work for half a year now, I'm still so fatigued and in pain all the time??? Like come on man that's not fair

Oh well maybe I have liver disease and they'll treat it and then I am magically so much more energized like I was as a kid. We can only hope !!!!

[warmau]

I know u don't rly do shinee but it's my birthday and it as wondering if you could do headcanons for what the members would be if they weren't idols? With maybe some romance mixed in? Your hcs are just rly good but if you don't want to do them then it's fine!!

hsfdc this is late, but i hope it is still ok!!! again, i usually don’t write for shinee but some others actually sent me asks asking for more of these guys and since it is your (quite late) birthday - here you go!!! 

shinee x career!au 

Onew

emergency room surgeon 

is insanely good under pressure and makes quick, good decisions and isn’t afraid of leadership roles. he keeps his whole team well managed and even in life or death situations for his patients - he never gives up on them or jumps to conclusions. if there’s even a one percent chance of surgery saving them, he’s willing to take those odds

looks really REALLY good in scrubs and like all the nurses argue over who’s going to work the ER night shift just so they can see doctor onew

everyone at the hospital assumes he’s a classic gentleman, and ok sure he might dress like one, but then you go out drinking with him and he’s all dad jokes, messy eating, and totally a goofball 

you’re on one of the night shifts at the hospital and it’s pretty dead, just people coming in with the stomach flu and what not so the surgery department is pretty much falling asleep where they stand 

and you’re walking by with some snacks that you brought down for them

and once you get to Onew you’re like “Doctor, are you hungry?”

and Onew gives you this random smile, one that looks way too excited and you’re like ???

and Onew shrugs and then goes “How can I be hungry, when I’m Doctor?”

and everyone around you groans because god how much more cheesy can you get 

but you - you damn near drop all the snacks you’re holding because you laugh so hard you try to use your hand to slap your knee but everything tumbles out of your hands and Onew gives you this shining grin because FINALLY someone has acknowledged his comedian side

and he helps you pick up the snacks and he’s like ‘want to hear another good joke?’ and you’re like yes please oh my god

and he tells you jokes the whole night because no surgeries come in and you end up in tears at how bad, but funny they all are

and when shift changes come along, Onew offers to go buy you breakfast if only so he can tell you more jokes (and you know,,,,,get to know you a little better because hey you think he’s funny and you’re mega cute)  

Key

dog show judge 

know way too much about dog fashion. like way too much. like no one should have this much knowledge on such an obscure topic

is universally feared and respected through the dog show community and anyone who participates is always worried about him because he has the highest standards

loves poodles. has a poodle shaped pen that he takes notes with when studying the contestants

if Key takes a photo with a dog, that dog becomes internet famous

owns 53 different ties all with different breeds of dogs on them

you’re a novice when it comes to dog shows, but your friend really wanted to enter her toy poodle in an upcoming event - too bad she got sick the day of and begged you to fill in

so you’re standing there in line and being judged by a bunch of well….other people with dogs

and your friends dog is dead about to roll over and fall asleep on your shows and you don’t know the first thing about dog show etiquette and you’re just a mess

and when you go up you see this handsome man in front of you whose eyes are piercing your soul and you’re like gulping and he’s like

“Well, what is your dogs name?” and you almost forget your own name when he speaks to you because wow dear god he’s - stunning but you mumble out the dogs name

and Key examines the dog like it’s some invaluable work of art and you see a small smile and you’re like ok ok ok he likes the dog

but then the portion where you have to walk the dog around the ring comes and you’re like trying to get the pup to budge but it wont and you can feel all these eyes on you and you’re like c’mon please,,,,,,

but then all of a sudden your friends dog bolts and pulls you along with the leash and you lose your footing and almost fall face first to the floor

but thankfully someone catches you around the waist, supporting you back to your feet and you look up and Key gives you a chuckle and he’s like

“First time?” and you nod your head, looking at him like a lost puppy and he’s like “You’re lucky you and the dog are cute.”

and with that he takes a hold of the leash from you, makes a clicking noise and the dog follows his commands perfectly as he walks the ring with it

and everyones whispering like oh MY god,,,,Key helped them out,,,, K E Y of all people,,,,

and when the show is over, your friends dog manages third place and you’re happy with that but when Key hands you the ribbon he slips in something else before leaving with a sly smile

and you look down to see a number on a piece of paper and it says ‘third place for a first timer is ok - but call me, and we’ll make that pup a winner.’

is Key asking you out because he thinks you’re adorable or because he thinks your friends dogs is adorable? im sure you’ll find out on your date~

Jonghyun

movie director 

aesthetics, a e s t h e t i c s, A E S T H E T I C S 

“how can such a loud voice come from such a tiny body?”

gives actors acting advice without ever having acted himself but the advice is actual super good tbh he’s very in demand for movies nowadays

loves directing tragedies. he lives for the Drama 

will openly criticize bad script writing and will demand changes if he thinks things aren’t working out

he basically tries to do 23354 jobs at once, but his passion for good movie making is why any movie he directs ends up being a blockbuster

you work on the lighting crew for jonhyun’s latest film and everyone around you is always complaining about him having a ‘stick up his ass’ because he’s a perfectionist 

but you always feel uncomfortable talking about him that way because you know how hard he works and how much effort he puts into things and so most of the time you just don’t take part of the conversation

until one day one of the interns turns to you during break and is like ‘what’s the directors problem? he keeps badmouthing the male lead - but that actor has like ten years of experience. the director is so damn full of himself’

and you want to just keep eating your sandwich but you’re like no Time to Spill the Tea

and you’re like “that actor has ten years of experience of bad acting. he debuted with a movie that was a flop and has only starred in flops since. jonghyun is trying to save his ass from another flop so really we all need to shut it and let him do his job because without him - that actor would probably be done for.”

and with that you excuse yourself and get up to go get some coffee from the refreshments tent but you walk straight into someones chest and you’re like eep- im sorr-

and you look up to see jonghyun and you’re like gfdkhlslfd oh m y god im sorry director-

but he just grins and suddenly puts his arm around you and is like “do you mean that? that im that actors saving grace?” and you’re like oH YOU HEARD

and jonghyun gives you a toothy grin again and is like “you don’t think i need to get off my high horse?” and you like shake your head like “tbh i dont think you were on a high horse in the first place, that actors just on the floor compared to you.”

that makes jonghyun laugh and he ruffles your hair a bit and you blush like,,, what’s he doing,,,,,

and jonghyun is like “it’s nice to have someone on your side in the crew - remind me to hire you again for my next movie.”

he gives your hair another ruffle and you’re like omgomomog he likes,,,me,,,enough to want to keep working with me omomomg

and tbh you can’t help but do a little victory cheer for yourself and jonghyun’s going back to re-read the script but he can’t stop himself from smiling because he’s like “who knew we had such cute people working for us,,,,,” (you. he’s talking about you)

Minho

sports broadcaster 

everyone loves him because he starts off relatively calm and you know he’s making comments about the teams strategy

but halfway into the game he’s pulling his tie loose and yelling into the mic and losing his goddamn mind over a game of soccer

and whenever korea gets a goal he belts out like half the national anthem and is like KOREA 4 LYFE

and he basically gets super hyped and in turn it gets everyone else super hyped and it becomes a party

once ripped his pants jumping up onto the announcers desk and almost mooned every1 on tv,,,,,,beautiful 

you’re his makeup artist and every time you’re like ‘Minho if you sweat a lot the concealer might come off-’ and he’s like ‘ok i promise i won’t start getting overworked’

but LOL that doesn’t last by the next commercial break you have to run over and wipe the sweat of and touch up his whole face

and you’re always grumbling like Minho,,,,you are killing me,,,,,

and he’s always apologetic giving you the damn puppy eyes and you’re like thAT DOESNT WORK JUST CALM DOWN AND DONT SMUDGE UR MAKEUP

but then the next break comes and you’re back over there to touch him up and one day you’re just like “i swear you’re worse than idols who have to sweat when they’re dancing - you’re just here getting worked up over-”

but then you feel his arm come up to touch your cheek gently and he’s like “really, i know it’s hard but im really happy you bare with me.”

and you look at him, a small bit of sweat still apparent over his brow and his deep set pretty brown eyes and you swallow like

oh,,,,,it’s nothing i was just saying that because,,,

and Minho’s lips curl up a bit into a smile and he’s like “after this don’t fix my makeup - just get your things so we can go get dinner.”

and your heart jumps but you’re like gflkgljfe ok 

and the camera man is like we’re back on in 5 seconds and you need to scramble off the set, but then you catch Minho’s eye and he winks and you’re like,,,,,,,,,oh,,,,,,

and you’re like he really is a sweet perso- and then he starts yelling and you can see him touching his face with his hands and you’re like MINHO YOUR MAKEUP GOD  DAMMIT

Taemin 

museum tour guide 

“what did you study in college Taemin, art history?”

“I studied Egyptology with a minor in mortuary science. Do you want me to tell you exactly how it was that they made mummies? I even know the step-by-step intestines extracti-” 

weird facts enthusiast 

refuses to wear the ‘suggested uniform’ of the museum staff which is light and friendly colors he’s fine wearing his black eyeliner, black jeans, and black large sweater that swallows him whole

tells kids about how the god seth murdered osiris and when parents are like isn’t that a bit explicit Taemin is like ‘death is a part of life, they know that - right kids? we all die, isn’t that fun?’

how he hasn’t lost his job is a mystery 

you’re at the museum looking for something fun to do for a freelance project and you’re like trying to gain inspiration from all the cool ancient gods but nothing’s coming to mind

and Taemin notices how you keep scrunching up your nose and writing things down only to cross them out hastily and curmple the paper

so he like comes over and is like ‘Need help? (—-:’ and you’re like sighing like ,,,,, no not re-

but then you look up at him and you’re like in your head like o wait no ur hot and so you’re like ‘yeah!! do you know anything cool about the Egyptian gods-’

Taemin puts up his hands and is like ‘Say no more. I’m the man you’ve waited for your whole life.’

and you’re a bit red like,,, oh,,,w-what and Taemin is like my shift ends in 5 minutes wait here

and that’s how you end up in a cafe across the street where Taemin unleashes the longest explanation of ancient gods that you ever thought you’d ever hear in your life

but somehow it is super entertaining, maybe because Taemin is so passionate or maybe because the topic is actually much cooler than you expected

and Taemin somehow finally stops and you’ve got a whole half book of notes and he’s like hope i helped!!! and you’re like you did more honestly how can i ever repay you 

and Taemin scratches the back of his neck and he’s like ahhh,,,wanna go see this new documentary coming out on King Tut with me? Unless that’s bori-

but you’re like YES let’s do it it’s a date and Taemin is like cracking out into this big smile because usually people don’t want to be around him when he’s geeking out over stuff he likes but you seem so eager and he’s just like before you leave he’s like 

“can i kiss your cheek?” and you’re like omg ,,,sure but why did you ask?? and Taemin is like “Goddess Isis would not be pleased if I didn’t ask you first-” and you’re like hehe cute