#(not cole and josie ofc)
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crossbackpoke-check · 5 months ago
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find a blorbo (nhl tag game)
RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.
tagged by @bondedpairs!! when i say too many teams to count and here for the narrative um. i may not have lied. this is not an extensive list of my blorbos but in order to make it not ten thousand years long i made up the rule that i had to do it straight from memory :)
anaheim ducks: as evidenced by recent events i DO like mason mctavish and trevor zegras but i have to honor laura and mention troy terry and beloved goalie gibbie*
boston bruins: oh for sure brad marchand… can i say patrice? one of the charlies got traded but i think mcavoy is still there because gryz is gone, brandon carlo is there still i think
buffalo sabres: cozens & thompson, owen power, rasmus dahlin, ukko pekka luukkonen
calgary flames: is chris tanev still here? is markstrom still here?? noah hanifin?? as a last resort i’ll say blasty
carolina hurricanes: aho & jarvy & teuvo teravainen & brent burns is still playing maybe? i know sepe got traded
chicago hockey: the bedsy narrative is compelling but ANDREAS ATHANASIOU MY BELOVED reunited with tyler bertuzzi… that’s the real story. also i like foligno
colorado avalanche: gabe landeskog, whatever ross colton & miles wood have going on, natemac + jo, mikko
columbus blue jackets: have long been on the merzlikins train, have been swayed to the darkside of umich boys (brindley, kent johnson, fantilli, blankenburg who is now on nsh)
dallas stars: seggy! mush! roope + miro and otter and robo and wyjo (rip ty dellandrea) and harls! etc.
detroit red wings: MOST players. dilly larks, moritz seider, jv, raymond, rasmussen, kitty, lyon, etc except for k*ne
edmonton oilers: mcdrai, ofc. nugent-hopkins, nursey, rip vinny & skinny
florida panthers: tkachuk, reinhardt, sasha barkov, verhaeghe (is there still?)
los angeles kings: adrian kempe… kevin fiala… danault… quinton byfield & alex turcotte
minnesota wild: kirill, marat, fleury, brodes, fabes, boldy, moose, middsy, spurge… god’s perfect idiots
montreal canadiens: going out on a limb here to say martin st. louis but also xhekaj (both), slafkovský, suzuki, my austrian reinbacher, yes fine cole caufield
nashville predators: MOST BEAUTIFUL D PAIR IN THE WORLD GRADY SKJEI AND ROMAN JOSI!! juuse, evangelista, isn’t stamkos there and also someone else who absolutely should not be
new jersey devils: nico… tuna (tatar), dawson mercer, siegenthaler, dougie hamilton, yes the hugheses whatever
new york islanders: barzy, zeeker & marty, anders lee, noah dobson lol
new york rangers: mika & chris, lafrenière & k’andre, shesterkin
philadelphia flyers: frosty & beezer and tk and sanny and the new baby michkov and coots and scooty loots and foerster etc etc. you know the Guys
pittsburgh penguins: the two headed monster but also compelled by rutger mcgroarty, and kevin hayes was there!!!
ottawa senators: timmy stü & brady! josh norris! the evolution of shane pinto! ullmark now and brännström and claude giroux and chabot
san jose sharks: ekky, thrun, mario, borde, logan couture, shakir, that other vaguely blond rookie
seattle kraken: brandon tanev, andre burakovsky! grubauer & d’accord also
st. louis blues: jordan kyrou, nathan walker (is still there?), rob thomas? is parayako still there?
tampa bay lightning: hedman, point, they dumped so many guys after the cup run… is kucherov still there or is he in nashville?? anthony cirelli (notable for being made out with by pat maroon)
toronto maple leafs: mitch, jt, willy, alex nylander, kniesy, dewar, et
utah hockey: crouse, keller, tuba
vancouver canucks: quinn, brock, petey, jt, garly, höggy, i want to say dakota johnson, elias lindholm?
vegas golden knights: brandon montour is here now… alex pietrangelo, so sorry to one i can’t remember who loves the lions it will come back to me
washington capitals: full of love and stupidity. oshie, nicke/ovi, pierre-luc dubois, dowd, vrána, milano
winnipeg jets: adam lowry!! josh morissey and kc and morgan barron, also vladdy my beloved
tagging @stillfertile + @colap1nto + @songsandswords + @moregraceful if they haven’t done it yet, i know they follow at least a couple teams. if anybody else wants to play i love adopting blorbos!!
#it is literally my DREAM to get challenged by someone about how many hockey guys i can name because i am a freak like that#and i make up arguments in my head for fun. please Try Meeeee#me when i wear all of my different crewnecks out & make up an imaginary argument where i have to list five guys from every team… ok why not#in doing this i hope i expose so many of you to narratives and also don’t show my ass because we’re at the point in the season where i go#‘he got traded WHERE???’ & i forget where everyone got moved around 🫡 everyone who watches a game has to deal with me regularly going WAIT#tag games#liv in the replies#this is secretly just a love letter to everyone i follow who got me invested in these narratives. i WILL adopt ur interests &speech pattern#and like. it very much does NOT even come close to reflecting the narratives i have and will be invested in#hated my own rule as soon as i made it but it prevented me from creating an even MORE elaborate set of rules which was like. would you#actually root for this guy playing hockey vs are these all narrative characters so you need to them be able to back it up with a fic#which. given that it’s BLORBO i was like none of them are about to named on the basis of their hockey and also i am a giant hater#if you’re playing the red wings i want you to lose if the red wings are out i cannot guarantee who i will root for. it is up to The Spirit#this took me too long… worth it#like I don’t know as if i’ll ever make a proper pinned post but this is high in contention simply for the fact that i just Talk about Guys#you guys missed the part where i tried to do it in alphabetical order but completely forgot all teams that started with a p and colorado#among other teams and then i had to google ‘32 nhl teams’ because i could not for the life of me figure out who i was missing. rip ottawa#which is so funny because i love so many guys on their team. like. this list is such evidence of my BLANKING on the spot under pressure.#*everyone who saw this say stolarz no you didn’t. listen i knew ONE of them had gotten traded 😭 and literally during the pre-season det/tor#game today i heard ‘stolarz’ and went OH FUCK NO OH NO and wheezed my way here to fix it.
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ginevrastilinski-ocs · 1 year ago
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Crossover List: Nate?
Lmao can I just say everyone? It's way faster! 🥺💚
Aurora Anderson ofc my babies
Abbie Hudson
Adelia Kline (vibes vibes vibes)
Amelie Kline
Ash Astor & Roman Kline (I just want Aurora's family and Nate's family to merge together okay?)
Barbie Corcoran
Betty Fabray (& Mac, Claude and Tommy as well)
Camilo Ayers
Cece Cartwright (we definitely need to talk more about them)
Charlie Sylvester
Christie Hummel (the potential of these two)
Cole Manning
Colton Cartwright ovb
Daphne Carter
Delilah Puckerman
Demi July
Dolly Corcoran
Faye Anderson
Haruki Knox
Hillary Holliday ofc
Holden Pierre
Jeremy St James
Jo Berry
Josh St James (Just want these two to interact pls)
Josie St James
Joy Schuester
June Harris & May Taylor
Kendall Pierce
Lilibeth Anderson
Mandy Abrams
Marilyn Pillsbury
Roxie Flores
Sadie Berry
Savannah Evans
Zoe Giardi
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anoras · 5 years ago
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i love the inquisitor rivka au she meets everyone for the first time and is immediately just like "i know more than you"
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katherine-mcnamara · 3 years ago
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Which actresses do you find the prettiest? (excluding kat ofc because she's clearly the loyl)
ADFLLSDF She really is but omg I know I'm going to forget people because it's me and I have the mind of a sieve jsdafkjdfs
The top ones just below my bby Kat are: Hande Ercel, Laura Harrier, Lucy Hale, Juanita Arias, Paris Jackson, Shraddha Kapoor, Josie Totah, Elizabeth Lail, Willa Fitzgerald, Katie LeClerc, Erin Cahill, Taylor Cole, Jessica McNamee, Emily Hampshire, Luca Hollestelle, Melisa Döngel, Ayca Aysin Turan, Daisy Head, Annabelle Wallis, Kiana Madeira, Zion Moreno, Nasim Pedrad, Aimee Carrero, Jessie Buckley, Amy Adams, Alicia Witt, Ida Marie Nielsen, Melisa Asli Pamuk, Amala Paul, Ana Brenda Contrera, Bre-Z, Bahar Sahin, Bridget Regan, Christine Adams, Chantal Thuy, Nafessa Williams, Danielle Harris, Scout Taylor-Compton, Andi Matichak, Jamie Lee Curtis, Briana Evigan, Deniz Baysal, Demet Ozdemir, Neslihan Atagul, Ella Hunt, Ozge Yagiz, Hunter King, Halston Sage, Marina Ruy Barbosa, Jesse James Keitel, Jenna Coleman, Jessica Stroup, Jessica Alba, Katherine Langford, Josephine Langford, Jessie Mei Li, Martha Higareda, Phoebe Tonkin, Sasha Calle, Nicola Correia Damude, Cemre Baysel, Pinar Deniz, Tati Gabrielle, Lily Rabe, Sophia Bush, Xuan Lu, Bae Suzy, Emily Bett-Rickards, Kayla Compton, Bruna Marquezine, Candice Patton, Javicia Leslie, Nicole Maines, Tala Ashe, Clark Backo, Mela Franco Habijan, Chai Fonacier, Chanté Adams, Merritt Patterson, Valentina Belle, Samantha Barks, Cassie Steele, Karrie Martin, Jodie Turner-Smith, Shoshannah Stern, Michelle Dockery, Sophie Skelton, Meng'er Zhang, Sophia Ali, Summer Bishil, Anya Chalotra, Reina Hardesty, Sana'a Shaik, Mercy Cornwall, Aubri Ibrag, Michelle Yeoh, Thandiwe Newton, Shannyn Sossamon, Aslihan Malbora, Indira Varma, Noomi Rapace, Viola Davis, Poppy Drayton, Ivana Baquero, Vanessa Morgan, Lili Reinhart, Savannah Lee Smith, Ebonée Noel, Emily Ratajkowski, Kiana Ledé, Bai Lu, Vera Farmiga, Kelli Barrett, Deborah Ann Woll, Katie Cassidy, Lily Donoghue, Sulem Calderon, Genevieve Angelson, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Naturi Naughton, Elsa Hosk
I hope this helped? asdFLDSFLF
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alounuitte · 5 years ago
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@punkwixes aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA IM YELLING THANK U............... modern da2 au is Good. i write for any of the main cast of da2 and dao!! i can do dai too but im a lot less comfortable (cass i know well tho ofc, i could also do josie, dorian, sera, and probably cole or krem) and i wont write c*llen, or probably b*ll or s*las
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donutcats · 5 years ago
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modern awae highschool au including;
hockey captain gilbert blythe 
weird new girl anne shirely 
anywhere else her nature child vibe would be seen as cool but avonlea is such a small town that if you don’t fit in with what the majority of kids like then you’re just Weird
jerry baynard as anne’s foster brother 
anne: we’re rivals gilbert: do i get a say in this? anne: No
anne working for the school newspaper 
ruby is the self appointed number one gilbert blythe fan and made a diy jersey with his hockey number on it that she wears to every game
but she’s still too shy to actually talk to him face to face 
diana “I’m popular because of how rich I am but I really hate it” barry
cole “I’m a gay art student which sounds more stereotypical than I actually am” mckenzie 
the perils of anne wanting to wear makeup but marilla refusing to let her, which ends with anne sneaking it into her bag and trying to put on a full face in the middle of the school bathroom and failing 
(diana comes to her rescue ofc)
school dances and the plethora of romantic modern songs that can be used for Certain Couples to dance to 
the notice board is a twitter account that josie sets up, but she pretends she doesn’t know who’s running it 
anne and gilbert bond because ms stacy assigns anne to write about the hockey season which means anne has to attend Every game and even stick around after to talk to the team
it also works out with them being assigned english partners because they end up sitting up in the stands studying and working together after practices 
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liebgirl · 4 years ago
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hear me out. jarchie killer queen au: archie is cole, jughead is phoebe, betty is melanie because ofc, veronica is bee, reggie is max, cheryl is allison, josie is sonya, toni is john, moose is jimmy, kevin is diego, and ethel is boom boom. all of this makes total sense to me and me alone and i WILL be watching killer queen again later
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