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Don't worry you all, he's sane

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alec is interested in valentine's style
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Howl:

#it makes it even funnier when you remember he's not like#actually blonde lmao#movie fans calling him the best man ever is SO FUNNY I CANNOT#no he's not#yes he deserves it#yes I love him very much#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#hmc#howl's moving castle#howell jenkins
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i remember the first i ever heard of elon musk i was in the third grade and the "guest" came to do a presentation about like what a great guy elon musk is
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Peener

cock is my favorite character ❤️❤️
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Yo, apparently we must do this shit because @dark-sun-is-smart doesn't think he's dumb as shit. He eats 3 bags of Skittles at once.
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How are you still alive after all those energy drinks?!

"HAHAHAHAHAHA. Have you seen how much coffee I drink? This is just a bonus! Hahahaha! Hahaha... ha - I feel so dizzy." Passes out.
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Girls be raging when someone says "I met your dad, he's a nice guy"
#my post#daddy issues#like I dont WANT to spill anything so on the outside i'm like :) and in the inside i'm like#no he's not
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@lunarxdaydream said: I’m sorry Aur 😂

That's it, he's taking a vacation. He needs one.
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oh i didn't tell you guys did i? i almost cried in class today because i remembered that james is dead!
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Mulder: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Scully: Are you okay.
#no he's not#he's touch starved#and needs a hug#x files#incorrect quotes#fox mulder#dana scully#mulder x scully#msr
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i saw the acronym dnb and was trying to connect some sort of crazy polycule i was like DREAMNOTBADBKYHAKO ????
IC ANT FUCKIGN BREATHE Bbh is his fuckigngdad in canon.
#no he's not#i should start waterbording all of you with DSMP lore we all need to fight the revisionist history#star asks#dreamieeehd
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i've gotten so used to reading harry in jegulus fics that thinking of him as a full human being, not just a toddler feels weird
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Fuck you to anyone who likes Quaritch
#oh but he's babygirl#no he's not#like he is a mass murderer#he is trying to commit genocide#stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you#atwow#avatar the way of water#avatar#miles quaritch
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